User talk:Dhavid Grohl

Dear Dhavid

• Snip!* <---formerly a bunch of shitspout by ziv. If you care to read his garbage and my honeyed-tongued and hilarious responses to said garbage, go to his page and read it. ziv sucks! Its truth! SUPLEX! BALLS TO THE WHALLS! --Dhavid Grohl 00:49, 29 December 2010 (UTC)

Greetings David

I am Vladimir, and I wish to contact you. Would you please leave me a message on my talk page. It is about the DEM, DORIS, Red Rum and MANY other thing. I am also an ambassador for a group I cannot name. Please, respond quickly.

Our organisation needs you, and the power of Whalberg too. Don't like the DEM? Then, please leave a message. BALLZ TO THE WHALLZ!!!

Old Stuff Worth Keeping

Stop insulting people

Please stop griefing and insulting other players, and stop calling them rapists.

check the history on the above post, it was from Hikari Kisugi . Also known as Lady HK from the Brainstock Forums. Also known as Dirty Girl. She has asked me to stop calling her a rapist, which I can't in good conscience do considering the following photo:

Note above, where a Phullofshit Kiddigrabber text raped members of TZH. Yeah, pretty hilarious isn't it. And yet everyone sucks up to them all the time and licks their balls because they want to be just as emo and cool. Well guess what douche bags, TZH don't play that. The Philosophe Knights can eat chode and die. Especially Lady HK, who is probably a fat man with a fucking Asian fetish. Pretty sure that stupid sack quit the game. Probably because I made him cry. Go eat your mommas toejam you freak. Malton doesn't need your text raping kind. Guess what, No member of TZH has ever, in the history of our team, pulled shit like what Lady HK did in the above screenshot. But people keep shooting us, and keep sticking their noses up the PK's asses. Do I give a damn? Nope. I'm not the one with the shit nose. SUCK ONE. --Dhavid Grohl 04:18, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

Some Definitions:

The following section was added for the clarification of those ignorant to Hikari Kisugi 's crime of Text Rape. These definitions, some straight out of State Legal Code clearly show that the crime Hikari Kisugi was unequivocally TEXT RAPE, and while it was posted in an out of game text box rather than an in game text box, her crimes are no less heinous.

American Heritage Dictionary -

rape (n.)

  1. The crime of forcing another person to submit to sex acts, especially sexual intercourse.
  2. The act of seizing and carrying off by force; abduction.
  3. Abusive or improper treatment; violation: a rape of justice.

tr.v. raped, rap·ing, rapes

  1. To force (another person) to submit to sex acts, especially sexual intercourse; commit rape on.
  2. To seize and carry off by force.
  3. To plunder or pillage.

While this dictionary mentions intercourse, intercourse (or penetration) is not mentioned anywhere. A sexual act is any act that is sexual in nature. The touching of another's genitals is sexual (in Lady HK's case, violently so).

And then again here:

Main Entry: (Webster's Dictionary) sex act Function:noun Date: 1918

1 : coitus —used with the
2 : an act performed with another for sexual gratification

More specific information can be found here: [1]

in which the following is said:

" 1 4 The term "sex act" or "sexual activity" means any sexual

 1  5 contact between two or more persons by:  penetration of the
 1  6 penis into the vagina or anus; contact between the mouth and
 1  7 genitalia or by contact between the genitalia of one person
 1  8 and the genitalia or anus of another person; contact between
 1  9 the finger or hand of one person and the genitalia or anus of
 1 10 another person, except in the course of examination or
 1 11 treatment by a person licensed pursuant to chapter 148, 148C,
 1 12 150, 150A, 151, or 152; or by use of artificial sexual organs
 1 13 or substitutes therefor in contact with the genitalia or anus
 1 14 or by penetration of any object into the genitalia or anus
 1 15 except in the course of examination or treatment by a person
 1 16 licensed pursuant to chapter 148, 148C, 150, 150A, 151, or
 1 17 152.  

"

(Bolded for emphasis) Thats right out of the Iowa General Assembly

Conclusion: Hikari Kisugi is a TEXT RAPIST. She should be KOS, DNR, and Ignored.

--Dhavid Grohl 04:48, 10 June 2008 (BST)

I took out Grimch's post, mainly because he was talking out of his ass and acting like a huge tool. Get bent Grimch. --Dhavid Grohl 04:20, 7 November 2009 (UTC)

List of Individuals Who Disagree With The Above Definitions, and Continue to Wrongly Defend Hikari Kisugi

Hikari Kisugi
Grimch
Amber Waves of Pain
Sir WV - You bet WV.
D4rkH4wk

New Stuff

THANKS!

Thanks for that Awesome Pic on our Talks Page! We LOVE IT!!! Very cool.--Josh Clark 18:24, 22 July 2008 (BST)

Dude, you are absolutely welcome. TZH is happy to have friends like Team Xtreme, and we hope that the friendship continues. We don't like the RG, and we think that everyone on Brainstock needs a lobotomy, as well as a swift boot to the ass. But that doesn't mean that we would ever try to tell someone that they can't use the RG. Stay out of our way, don't fuck with us, and be awesome. Thats all it takes for us to stay out of your way, never fuck with you, and be totally awesome all the time. You guys are cool in my book. BALLS TO THE WHALLS! --Dhavid Grohl 22:33, 22 July 2008 (BST)

Missive

(snip) <-- offer on bullshit DSS terms for peace. REJECTED. Reasonable counter offer by TZH similarly rejected. Side comments by Axe. Check the history if you're interested. Not worth space on the page. Section scheduled for deletion when I remember it at somepoint in the future? Possibly on a wed? --Dhavid Grohl 05:38, 12 January 2011 (UTC)

Good job it wasn't a Thursday then. I could never get the hang of Thursdays. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD |

 

05:59, 12 January 2011 (UTC)

^awesome. --Dhavid Grohl 06:28, 12 January 2011 (UTC)

Oh DAAAAAAAVE....

I'm really upset with you and your group. First you cause the Writer's Strike back in 2008, and now you're trying to cancel everything worth watching on TV? I'm afraid we have to take issue with your folks again. And even worse than that, as soon as we start trying to find you to have it out, you all go into HIDING!? What happened to the TZH I used to know? You hide now? Have the Philosophe Knights turned you all into suckling babes? Are you still butthurt from the beat-down we gave you five years ago? Man up, Dhave, this is not at all attractive. Kiss kiss! --Sarah Silverman 20:55, 12 February 2013 (UTC)