Guides:Eastonwood Tourist's Guide
The suburb of Eastonwood is interesting and beautiful to survivors and zombies alike. Below you can find some information absolutely vital for the visiting tourist. See the Michelin Guide for suggestions on where to dine.
Things to do in Eastonwood when you're alive
This suburb has loads to offer the breathingly inclined. In addition to the points mentioned at the start of the tourist guide, the burb has it's own resident horde and an equally determined organized survivor presence.
Join the fight against the undead scourge
There are several active survivor groups in the suburb. Join up to help fight the undead. Coordination is key, together we are strong.
- Malton Police Department (for cops), Malton Forensics Unit (for revivers), Malton Fire Department (for firefighters), Malton Emergency Medical Service (for healers), are all part of the Department of Emergency Management. Read about the different organizations and join by visiting the Brainstock forums.
Commit suicide
Feeling depressed? Grown tired of life? Breathing getting you down? Then suicide is for you. Visit the following locations to end it quickly:
If all of this feels difficult and complicated, just step outside and our friendly zombie hordes will be more than happy to shorten your life span.
Things to do in Eastonwood when you're dead
Destroy buildings and eat brains
I leave it to our local experts to describe this For d 13:24, 17 August 2006 (BST))
- Thank you For d! *clears throat* Eastonwood offers several great opportunities for a creative undead to spend his/her time. While the Eastonwood Ferals have sightseeing tours of the most notable sites in and around the suburb, they also acquired some buildings on their own where all undead are invited to chat, shop and kill at their leisure. There is a steady influx of new harmanz at any given moment and, while few in numbers at some times, they are willing to put up a fight, struggle and run. *looks blissfully* All recently deceased people who wish to remain that way are welcome to contact Zombie-Command@tmail.com for more information on unlive, death and everything else.--Obeah-Man 22:15, 17 August 2006 (BST)
Of course you don’t have to become a fighter for the EF to have fun in Eastonwood. You can enjoy everything they have achieved for you simply by applying for citizenship in the zombiefied Republic of !zanbah(ZRO! for short).
- Privileges that come with your citizenship:
- I. Freedom of speech (no more of the "speak more than 9 letters" harman nonesense)
- II. Use of public buildings within the borders of !zanbah (which includes, but is not limited to, the library and Pooll Crescent PD)
- III. Protection (i.e. acts of revenge) against head-shooters and revivers. (As well as the right to report these crimes on the discussion page of Pooll Crescent Police Department)
- IV. The right to vote. (Even though the only party you can vote for up till now are the Eastonwood Ferals and their only candidate for the office of "Grand Protector" is Great Leader Fysh)
- All undead have per default the right to claim citizenship. If you want to show patriotic pride you can either type "citizen of ZRO!" in your profile and/ or use the template for the wiki.
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Zombiefied Republic of !zanbah |
| This user or group is part of the Zombiefied Republic of !zanbah. |
- To use this template, simply add {{ZRO!}} to the page you'd like it to be placed on.
Get revivified
There are several revive points in Eastonwood. Go there, mrh you heart out and await a revive. Remember to stay standing, or you can't be revived.
- A cemetery, next to St. Antheros's Church, maintained by the Malton Forensics Unit in the DEM.
- A cemetery, next to St. Chad's Church, maintained by the Malton Forensics Unit in the DEM.
- St. Chad's Church [32, 20], established by the PMS Clan maintained by the consensus of Eastonwoods survivors.
Use the Revivification Tool (http://tinuyrl.com/zmmas) to register for revives at the DEM revive points in the cemeteries. Using the tool makes it easier for revivers to find you. Do not move from that location once registered, or we can't guarantee we'll find you. The queues are sometimes long, so be patient. Dead DEM members are prioritized.
- Please Notice: The Republican Guard of ZRO! reject the concept of Revive Points. Zombies waiting for revivification will be killed and/or used as a source to heal wounded guardians.
Can't we all just get along?
Tired of the senseless squabbling between survivors and zombies? Couldn't care less about the political challenges of the lifely-challenged or the bretherists? Just wanna have fun? Then Eastonwood is the place for you. Below are some suggestions as to what you can do.
Go clubbing
Eastonwood has a fine selection of places to dance, dine and generally have a good time. Se below for some examples.
- Club Vagg [30, 24] Latest club voting: Club Vagg has been voted as the best gay club in town!!
- The Oakes Arms [30, 23] A bar formally maintained by the Warseers "Ad'Lan" and "180 Solutions".
- Club Burningham: Located in North West Eastonwood. (Which must become the HQ for a group called The Burning Crusade or something similar soon.)
- Club Poulter: Located in the East of the burb. Close to Timewell Drive Police Department, however, so closing hours are strictly enforced.
Sightseeing
There are plenty of things to see in Eastonwood. We note a few:
- the Fortt Monument: A beautiful monument from the neo-pseudo-classical era.
- the Fysh Monument: A tribute to the leader of the Eastonwood Ferals, Great Leader Fysh.
- the Hosken Building [34, 25] Telephone Mast of Eastonwood.
- St. Chad's Church: A lovely old church in the north of Eastonwood, with an excellent view of the revive queues.
- St. Antheros's Church: A quaint little church in the center of the burb.
- the Dukes Hotel: Want to see some cozy bloodshed, then Fight Club is for you.
Accommodations
Eastonwood has several four star hotels and great boarding houses. Here you find some of them:
- the Mart Motel: Located in the SW of the burb, just a short walk from several important places like Patriarch General Hospital, the Fysh Monument and St. Antheros's Church. A quick walk from East Becktown and Darvall Heights.
- the Whaits Hotel: Located in quiet surroundings in the East of Eastonwood, within easy reach of Club Poulter and Timewell Drive Police Department.
- the Dukes Hotel: Not recommended as a board, due to the presence of Fight Club. You might find yourself fighting zombies and survivors in hand-to-hand combat. Oh dear, we broke the first rule...
Public services
Any thriving suburb needs a set of public services to it's citizens. Eastonwood is no exception. See below on how to contact various services.
Medical emergencies
In an emergency, remain calm, call 911. If the phone network is down, visit one of Eastonwood's four hospitals:
- Felix General Hospital: To west of the burb. Rumour has it the doctor is in.
- St. Simon's Hospital: Entry point from the revive queues.
- St. Anselm's Hospital: Right next to St. Simon's. Who'da thunk it?
- Patriarch General Hospital: In the South East of the burb, in quiet surroundings.
Fire!
Close all doors and windows. Try to extinguish. Feel the doorknob before opening any doors. Do not stop to take belongings with you when leaving a burning building. In case of fire, call one of the following Fire stations:
- Evans Row Fire Station: HQ of the Malton Fire Department. Visit the fire station to leave a message to the MFD in Eastonwood.
- Luellin Lane Fire Station
- Thickett Plaza Fire Station
- Courtney Lane Fire Station
- Attrell Road Fire Station
- Rutt Square Fire Station
Police
Want to report a crime? Contact one of our police departments:
- Pooll Crescent Police Department [35, 25]: HQ to the ZRO!RC of the Eastonwood Ferals. Brainmunching and headshotting services available. Report crimes of breatherism on the discussion page there.
- Timewell Drive Police Department: HQ of the Malton Police Department. Visit the PD to leave a message to the MPD in Eastonwood.
