Most of this entry will be made of templates.
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THIS IS MALTOOOOON!
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This user or group thinks the Dead must be stopped, and is prepared to band together and fight.
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Sarge Mart Employee
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This user is proud to be an employee at Sarge Mart.
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An Adventurer is Me!
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Xan2020 plays The Kingdom of Loathing
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Blood Sucking Lawyers
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This user thinks all lawyers should all just drop dead.
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Beat The Bejesus
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This Person or Group Knows That Sometimes You Just Gotta Beat The Bejesus Outta Somethings...
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BEWARE: Roundhouse Kick Master!
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This user has mastered Chuck Norris' signature only move. It's deadly!
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Coffee Addict
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This user believes coffee is the NECTAR OF THE GODS.
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DUDE! It's a Template!
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This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time.
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Heavy Lifters, Maybe?
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This user can't figure out for the life of them how survivors are able to carry around several portable generators at once.
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GKers Suck
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This group thinks that destroying generators is a pussy move.
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IT NEVER ENDS!
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This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki.
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USE THE FORCE!
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This user only uses their powers for good, and for tipping over small babies.
*No small babies were harmed in the making of this template*
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Fascists
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This user or group hates fascists and will do everything in their power to feed them to the zombies.
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Remove Head from Sphincter, Then Drive!
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Pull your head out of your ass, moron.
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Hell
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This user is going to Hell...and he's taking you with him.
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Stop Holiday Imperialism!
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This user refuses to acknowledge the start of Christmas season until the day after Thanksgiving.
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It's a Joke, OK?
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This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
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Hypnotoad
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All glory to the Hypnotoad!
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Trigger Happy
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This user has guns. Do not cross them.
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Hunt him down!
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Pathetic Bill must be killed and sent back to hell, where he belongs!
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Just Lock the Freaking Doors Already!
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This user can't figure out why survivors don't just lock their doors to keep out the zombies.
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No-Tolerance
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This User or Group supports the No-Tolerance Policy, and does not tolerate PKers, GKers, or zombie spies under any circumstance, and will attack them on sight. You have been warned.
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No Life
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This user has nothing better to do than sit around all day and play on his computer.
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Just Nuke the Place!
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This user thinks the military should drop the bomb on Malton so that the zombies can mutate into something more powerful and finally pose a real threat to survivors. That is, if any of the survivors make it...
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PK Deaths
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Xan2020 has been Pked two times.
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This user's or group's powerlevel is…
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I want TV!
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Xan2020 wants Malton to have TV.
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Ban Stupidity
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This user or group does not tolerate stupid people.
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Mario is Stalin?
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This User thinks that the famous plumber might not really be some random italian, but Comrade Stalin himself!
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Slapnuts
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This user may or may not refer to someone as "slapnuts".
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Remember To Sign!
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This user remembers to sign on talk pages and you should too.
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Don't Leave Home Without It
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I don't go anywhere without The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton
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Too Many Templates
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This user puts way too many templates on their page.
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Why are you still reading these?
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This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.
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Urban Dead
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This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
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A Complete Waste of Time
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This user doesn't even know why they bother using templates anymore.
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Violence is quicker
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Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.
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Weapon of Choice
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This user's weapon of choice is his pistol.
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Alt user
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Xan2020 has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.
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Perrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrvert...
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This user or group believes Xombiewannabe is a total pervert and should have his balls cut off. Or worse...
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