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Tales of Victory, Glory and Horror
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Leather-Bound Biographies
Nuabreed: Has never worn an trenchcoat, seen his family torn apart by a zombie mob or served in 'Nam
Provost: Lost his entire team in 'Nam. Cries a lot. A little too friendly!
Dr Henry Jones: Can't shoot, can't whip, can run. Dislikes Nazis.
Dr Phanan: Has worked out he has a 97% chance of surviving this thing. Is rubbish at maths.
Ragnar Wolfblood: Freshly converted to the faith. Lack of moral centre ends most decisions with death, including ice-cream related ones.
Paperback Biographies
Tsukanda: Oldest survivor of the Octolegion. Zombies became everyday occurrences, decided to bugger it until something interesting comes up. Dislikes most things.
Crazy Aido: Self Proclaimed Herald of the Octopope. Mostly because he won't shut up.
cannywizard: Once swallowed an encyclopedia to avoid starving, now knows everything
Jim's Insane: This young man has neither the beak, nor the rubbery hide of our aquatic Lord, but by god, his hair will be in tentacles yet!
Trget: Aptly named. Likes the taste of rotting toes, and the sound of 'fire striking zombie flesh.
Dr Bigbones: If trouble was wind, this guy'd be a weathervane.
Keith McNaught: A new recruit of the MPD prior to the outbreak, his buzz-cut is now looking a little bedraggled. His eyes shine with the fervour of the Octopope's faithful.
Jalius: Still trying to make a name for him self. His undying wish is to serve the Octopope.
CORaven cor: A devout follower of the Octopope. A briefcase never leaves his side, and a GPS in a hand.
Teddy Duchamp: "It is not for others to know what the Octopope has said unto me. Praise Him, Serve Him, Worship Him, that is all."
HandsofBlue: "To Live, Work and Die in the Octopope's service. That is all that he requires from existence."
Half-Filled Notepads
I2equ1em: Like Bruce Campbell, with a firehat
Octopox: Even lepers are welcome in the Legion. More rotted than the average zombie.
dukesam: Loves good-quality cigars and bad-quality boots. Hates capitalisation.
King J Mob: Actually the king of some tiny alpine state. Who knew?
Demotruk: Probably trapped in a building near you. Look for a hat on the door.
Thomas Goodbody: Doesn't trust the water. Doesn't like the beer. Shouts at the natives.
Guil Lotine: Looks vaguely French. Smells of cheese.
Teremad: Dead man walking. Not that unusual in Malton.
Duck Duck: He wasn't paranoid. They were out to get him.
Nathan Vitar: Knew the day would come when the unholy city would be smitten. Didn't count on being there at the time.
Banana Face: Face from the A-Team once shagged a banana. She's the unholy if predictable result.
Jazyun: Only survivor with access to a working shower. Bastard.
Smithwicks: Part Wookie. Zombies spilt his pint. His fury is mighty. His thirst rages.
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