| Lord Curton's Gentlemen's Hunting Club
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| Abbreviation:
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LCGHC
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| Group Numbers:
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Exclusive
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| Leadership:
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Lord Curton, Duke D'oeuvre, Lord Thistlewick
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| Goals:
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To hunt the most dangerous game... and enjoy the best of company and refreshments whilst doing so.
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| Recruitment Policy:
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Club Member: Be a member of the nobility sponsored by an existing club member and meet the approval of the club President.
Staff: Apply to any club member for a staff position.
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| Contact:
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Duke D'oeuvre
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Lord Curton's Gentlemen's Hunting Club is an invitation-only society for members of the peerage who wish to exercise their divinely-granted right to hunt whatever game they wish, including the most dangerous game. Their numbers have never been large, but then that is the price one pays for exclusivity. Good day to you!
News
- September 2008
- After wishing Uncle Zeddie a fond farewell (minus fanfare) and sharing a few drinks with him and fellow bar patrons, the Club's members have set off once more for parts as yet un-revealed.
- August 2008
- The club president, Duke D'oeuvre, and his secretary, Miss Amber "Waves of" Pain, have appeared in a recent propaganda film by Josh Clark of Team Xtreme[sic], with Miss Pain performing in a leading role. While we must deplore their furthering the "zombie" myth, we applaud their efforts to show we social reformers in a more positive light. Bravo, Team Xtreme[sic]!
History
Originally formed by Mortimer Curton and some of his closest friends and associates, the Club has continued its existence through two world wars and numerous restrictions and limitations being placed upon the practice of hunting. Specifics as to membership and activities are vague, but the club was known to meet irregularly in Malton at Curton Mansion. After the outbreak in Malton and the subsequent disappearance of Aleister Curton, no club members were known to operate in the city until the re-emergence of Duke D'oeuvre and Lord Thistlewick in the vicinity of Lockettside.
Organisation
As there is no known means of communication with the world outside Malton, and given the mysterious absence of a number of members, the current club organisation is as follows.
Membership
| Name and Title |
Position |
Activity
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| Duke D'oeuvre |
President, Charter Member |
Active
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| Lord Curton |
Hereditary Founder, Charter Member |
Inactive
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| Lord Thistlewick |
Charter Member |
Inactive
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| Marquis LeGrande |
Member |
Active
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| Count Zaroff |
Member |
Inactive
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| Earl Grey |
Member |
Inactive
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| Viscount Vois |
Member |
Active
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| Baron Bloody |
Member |
Active
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| Lady L'vapour |
Member |
Active
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| Lord Scone |
Member |
Inactive
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- N.B. A Duke should properly be addressed as "His Grace, Duke of [X]" or verbally as "Your Grace". An Earl, or Marquess (Continental: Marquis) may be addressed as either as "Earl or Marquess [X]" or as per the lower peerages. A Count, Viscount, Baron, or Lord should be addressed as "Lord [X]" or verbally, "My Lord".
Staff
| Name and Salutation |
Position |
Activity
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| Miss Pain |
Secretary to the President |
Active
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| Mr. "Tolkien B.M." |
Chauffeur to the President |
Active
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| Mr. Giovanni |
Doorman |
Active
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| Miss Phair |
Hostess |
Active
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| Mr. Grimchie |
Groundskeeper |
Active
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| Mr. Cillive |
Mortician |
Active
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| Mr. "Vampire'Slayer" |
Vermin Control |
Inactive
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- N.B. All should, while on duty, properly be addressed by their befitting title, although the Chauffeur is more informally known as "You, boy."
Diplomacy
Notwithstanding the following disclaimer, the club has a present or past association on some level with the following groups, and holds them in the highest of respect.
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Violence is quicker
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| Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.
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Policies
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Honor Among Thieves
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| This user or group supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy & finds that PKing is more fun when only innocents suffer.
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