User talk:Sexualharrison

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ShinobiSlider!!

Thanks, apo. accepted. The revive thing shouldn't be an issue, we're pretty quick about such things. The only thing I could ask for is a list of groups that AMS has/is trying to recruit against us. Please and thank you!

ShinobiSlider 03:40, 3 June 2007 (BST)

Thats right! I remember that now... alright alright, I'll stop by the forums.

ShinobiSlider 06:45, 3 June 2007 (BST)

DonTickles, not a vandal

Just so you're sure to see it, here is my response to your allegation against me for wiki vandalism, posted in the vandal reporting area and the RRF talk page - Umm, because I had an alt in the Rangers who made a suggestion about adding an email address to the contacts page to help give previously non-metagaming players another avenue of contact to the group. It was OKed by Ian and Mel, I set up the account and gave the username and password to her, who said she passed it along to Ian and the squad leaders. I never hid my alts, my profiles were in every signature when I posted. I even pmed Ian before I joined to make sure it was ok and that there would be no conflicts. When I gained a leadership position in the RRF I left the Rangers to avoid alt conflicts and left a goodbye message on the board to that effect. I have not visited the NMC boards since then and you'll find the date of the wiki edit to be while I was a legitimate member. If I recall the thread where this started was the "We are Rangers" thread. If you wish I will log back into the board and forward the PMs between me, Ian, and Mel to you. A little quick to jump all over my ass don't you think? --DonTickles 15:56, 8 June 2007 (BST)

Hi

I took the liberty to add you to The Wiki Code Stealers group page, since I noticed you are using one of our templates, welcome--♠ Che ♠-^{T GC X} 04:32, 10 June 2007 (BST)

cool i plan on stealing more!----Sexualharrison ^{MR• ה •T}

05:50, 10 June 2007 (BST)

My Bad

No, the post was my fault- the area surrounding the stadium was really dangerous when my zombie alt scouted through there, and I didn't expect the rest of the suburb to be any different. And what's darkmagic been doing, he seems to be rather... rather n00by--Stuartbman 23:06, 17 June 2007 (BST)

Oh he has the honor of being the ONLY person EVER banned from the NMC. which is like next to impossible----Sexualharrison ^{MR• ה •T}

02:04, 18 June 2007 (BST)

Now that's just mean

sexualharrison shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. (10 hours and 5 minutes ago) (Scent lost.) ...and again. ...and again.

sexualharrison shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (10 hours and 4 minutes ago) (Scent lost.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.

sexualharrison healed you for 10 HP. (10 hours and 4 minutes ago) (Scent lost.) Hardee-har-har there, SH. <-- now that was a mistake goo.

sexualharrison shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (10 hours and 3 minutes ago) (Scent lost.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.

You took a Headshot from sexualharrison the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up.

What's the matter...couldn't find Ghoulius? --Goolina _{Gore Corps} 22:31, 24 June 2007 (BST)

yup. i wasn't even gonna shoot you just give you hug than leave, than I remembered how many times you have killed me. Kisses! And to think I've never made any of your lists?----Sexualharrison^{MR• ה •T}

03:28, 25 June 2007 (BST)

Well, you have now! --Goolina _{Gore Corps} 05:56, 25 June 2007 (BST)

WOO HOO! FUCK ME! I'M FAMOUS! also you need to update that list. Ghoulius has killed me at least three times.----Sexualharrison^{MR• ה •T}

13:06, 25 June 2007 (BST)

ShinobiSlider...AGAIN!!

HA! You've been watching that, huh? ShinobiSlider 21:16, 27 June 2007 (BST)

oh yeah you were in the mall a while all by yourself. I logged in and was like "oh noes where did all the zombies go?" than led the ranger charge. sorta.----Sexualharrison^{MR• ה •T}

21:57, 27 June 2007 (BST)

Hm, how bad is it? I've got alot on the bounty-hunting plate ATM... ShinobiSlider 22:32, 6 July 2007 (BST)

bad we could use some help to retake the mall. but we won't be ready again for at least a week.----Sexualharrison^{MR• ה •T}

22:39, 6 July 2007 (BST)

Rock On!

"i'm coming to bale just to kill you." If there was some way of me high fiving you whilst screaming 0wn3d, I would do it right now.--Stuartbman 20:14, 15 July 2007 (BST)

lolz if you spot him lemmie know.----Sexualharrison^{MR• ה •T}

23:04, 15 July 2007 (BST)

Your Super Cool

I don't know why I help you, I'm supposed to be the one making people do stuff for me! You owe me big, mister! Waaaay beyond a rat! Though that helps.

	On Tour
	This user is touring with the QSG, since they like the road less traveled by. And traveling is fun.

--Lachryma^☭ 05:32, 22 July 2007 (BST)

aww your the best----Sexualharrison^{MR• ה •T}

06:07, 22 July 2007 (BST)

Yeah, yeah, where's my rat and photoshoped swag?! ;)--Lachryma^☭ 04:43, 23 July 2007 (BST)

sorry been busy in RL just saw MIA BTW.----Sexualharrison^{MR• ה •T}

05:57, 23 July 2007 (BST)

Ooo, I'm gonna try to see her in September! Was the show good?--Lachryma^☭ 06:05, 23 July 2007 (BST)

meh.. she was opening for a band I work for. good show, I'm just a little sick of her album. shes cuter in RL. I was gonna get her autograph for you but... you won't let me see your myspace page.----Sexualharrison^{MR• ה •T}

06:14, 23 July 2007 (BST)

Getting sick of Kala? Aight...and I bet you just got the autograph to sell on ebay!--Lachryma^☭ 06:20, 23 July 2007 (BST)

STOP! if you wanna chat hit me up on the forum. my dam blackberry buzzes everytime you leave me a message.----Sexualharrison^{MR• ה •T}

06:25, 23 July 2007 (BST)

I hope this makes your Blackberry buzz a ton! Anyway, thanks for the rat...though I did edit the text a touch...but you still owe me a favor in the future!--Lachryma^☭ 18:57, 23 July 2007 (BST)

LAME that you changed the text. buzz me again, i get sexual pleasure from it. that should make you stop ;p.----Sexualharrison^{MR• ה •T}

02:16, 24 July 2007 (BST)

ENOUGH!

Historical Voting

Sexualharrison said:

#::can you please save this for the talk page and let people just vote?

Because where that is placed that is the talk page, and he asked for a reason so I gave him one. I am posting this here so as to not screw up the vote more with inane REs made for no reason like yours.--Karek^maps?! 19:38, 13 August 2007 (BST)

really? but still why can't you just can't let people vote without jumping all over them? i still think comments should be left off of the vote pages entirely but thats just my uninformed opinion. thank you for not answering the RE: on the vote page and bringing it to my attention here. you also could have chastised me on the RFF or NMC forums. it doesn't really matter what you think becuase we are going to win the vote anyway. PFFFT---Sexualharrison^{ה •QSG•T}

20:20, 13 August 2007 (BST)

I understand that, and wasn't attempting to chastise anyone. I was just saying why I voted against it, more or less.--Karek^maps?! 21:14, 13 August 2007 (BST)

it's all good. I have way too much respect for you and most of the RFF too really get into to it anyways. i just hope you understand where i was coming from and why i said that.----Sexualharrison^{ה •QSG•T}

21:58, 13 August 2007 (BST)

Darkmagic/Cody6

Hi Harrison, I seem to have amended Cody's ways. He's promised to be a good little wiki editor, and not piss you off. Ever. In the meantime, in the spirit of good play, I think we should call off the hunt. But remember, just wait for that one little typo...--The-Not-So-Late Stuartbman The Third^{MBE OBE} 21:49, 26 August 2007 (BST)

Meh if you say so. it's not like i was really looking for the little turd.----Sexualharrison^{ה •QSG•T}

22:32, 26 August 2007 (BST)

Library Pages

My pleasure-- got to leave a record of our travels, now haven't we? --Buddhagazelle 14:56, 2 October 2007 (BST)

true dat!----Sexualharrison^{ה •QSG•T}

07:55, 4 October 2007 (BST)

Project NecroWatch

A.L.I.C.E. - NecroNet 2.0

Greetings Sexualharrison. I have observed your recent interest in Project NecroWatch. Do not be alarmed. I have analyzed your potential and determined that you would make a perfect test subj<<ERROR>> NecroTechnician. As an organization, NecroWatch requires absolutely no "group" affiliation or commitments, thus freeing you to act according to your own motives, desires, and goals. The only requirement from you as a NecroTechnician is the task of reporting NecroNet scans from facilities within your suburb(s). Even then you would have the choice of how often you complete this task or which facilities you would prefer to work with. If you are interested in joining all you need to do is confirm your membership by signing up here. Starting on January 1st 2008 all NecroNet scans reported to NecroWatch by licensed NecroTechnicians will count towards ranks with the ultimate prize of earning delicious cake.

ummmm cool----Sexualharrison

06:51, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

Keep yo hands offa mah gal

For the love of Yahweh ! Why, just tell me why !
Why has Gore Girl been screaming out your name during sex ?
Sir Fred of Etruria

hah ha must be my cologne----Sexualharrison

07:09, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

Grr!

Oh, you are sooooo witty! Thanks for the rat though.--Lachryma^☭ 16:57, 29 January 2008 (UTC)

i think I owe you one for making the tour template also.----Sexualharrison

00:22, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

Suicidalangel is a cunt

Never!-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:40, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

i really do hate you some times.----Sexualharrison

07:45, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Still around

Well hell,I miss you too. But a girl's gotta get out and raise a little hell now and then.--Pibbit 06:51, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
awwww i want a lapdance!----Sexualharrison 06:56, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

You killed me?

Honestly, I don't remember getting done by anyone with that name, though it's been a big week for bumping me off. If I reported everyone who offed me to the authorities, I'd be too busy processing screen shots to be able to spend AP.--The Envoy 15:20, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

hmmmm i even said something before i finished you off... oh well all good. i saw you napping so i had to take the shot. well now that SH is in the area I'll probably being taking plenty of dirt naps right next to you.----Sexualharrison

16:08, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

Lach and Angel need more stuff to do than spam up my talk page

Aw, I felt all warm inside until I saw your gross sig, which I had almost forgot about...Anyway, it's so lovely to be away from you fools.--Lachryma^☭ 03:59, 12 April 2008 (BST)

tis good i still think your fat.----Sexualharrison

04:11, 12 April 2008 (BST)

And I still think you're not Jewish. ;) -- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:49, 12 April 2008 (BST)

And I still think. About stuff. Hey, I'm not fat!--Lachryma^☭ 20:29, 12 April 2008 (BST)

RLY? You just made my dreams come true then! How's things over at the NMC forums? I haven't had time to go there in ages...-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:59, 13 April 2008 (BST)

your not missing much. except for the counting thread. i'm thinking of giving it up. as noone wants to up their game. beerhah.com has potential me thinks.----Sexualharrison

19:46, 15 April 2008 (BST)

Ah yes, the insane counting thread. Wasn't that your idea? I refuse to log into the NMC forums though, mustn't waste time!--Lachryma^☭ 06:22, 16 April 2008 (BST)

Arrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

	Magatsus gift!
	You have a beard (and would probably kill me otherwise...) that Magatsu Taito think is awesome! Sake for you!

--Magatsu Taito 18:24, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

zerg! oh i ment zeug.

don't post on my talk page anymore. i want no further contact with you. go away you troll.----Sexualharrison 04:17, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

Gods ... ok!--Zeug 04:22, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

Harrison, being the focus of drama? Say it ain't so! Anyway, I've been legal for more than a year, and no, I'm not back. Good to hear the NMC is still around though.--Lachryma^☭ 05:15, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

yet here you are trolling my page... go fig?----Sexualharrison

17:50, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

I wouldn't know how to troll if my life depended on it. Unlike some people who still have that stupid boob thing in their sig, grr...--Lachryma^☭ 08:06, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

yet here i am typing in FIVE of these thingie's ::::: well at least your a cute troll. or so I suspect. and the boobs are here to stay!!----Sexualharrison

17:43, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

Saromu

I'm not a racist. I just trolled because I was tired of everyone treating Obama like the friggin Messiah. There were times when I swear people were jerking off to how awesome Obama was in #redrum. So to counter that level of retardedness I acted like a dickhead. It worked and people stopped masturbating to Obama's change and charisma. They instead started yelling at me. Topic changed. Anyway, because of you voting for Obama you inadvertently stopped me from dying in a war because Obama will pull our troops out of Iraq. Now you can make a template saying, "I'm a moron and voted for Obama, thus stopping Sonny from one day dying at the hands of a towelhead." Kthnxbai. --Sonny Corleone ^{DORIS MSD pr0n} 20:43, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

Harrison, you BITCH! I worked long and hard to set up the "Smear Sonny across the desert" plan!-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:54, 5 November 2008 (UTC)

sonny i was only messing with you, Suicidalangel how many more times do i have to tell you.. start your own damm thread!----Sexualharrison

17:41, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

I'm in ur baz haxing ur treads-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 18:05, 8 November 2008 (UTC)

Yeah. Boredom. We'll go with that.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 17:44, 4 January 2009 (UTC)

Admit It

You miss me--Pibbit 02:13, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

like a bad cold----Sexualharrison

13:08, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

I know you want to feel important but accusing me of stalking you is not the way to do it! --Pibbit 22:56, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

Oh, hey

That guy who you so wisely vouched for is trying to get your boobs taken away. Just thought you might want to have a head's up. --Akule ^{Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule ^{School's back in session™}} 10:59, 17 July 2009 (BST)

WTF? oh shit. thanks man i'll look it to and rally the troops who happen to like boobs.----Sexualharrison

17:31, 17 July 2009 (BST)

Haha, about damn time somebody did something about that bloody .gif.--Lachryma^☭ 09:29, 28 July 2009 (BST)

stop hating cause your flat chested.----Sexualharrison

13:48, 28 July 2009 (BST)

I see your grammar and capitalization skills haven't changed at all, mister.--Lachryma^☭ 16:12, 29 July 2009 (BST)

Harrison you fucking suck stay away from my god damn wiki-- SA 01:33, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

i love your grammer so i stealz it.--The Argonauts 03:13, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

Weren't you on the NMC forums?-- SA 03:15, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

It depends. How much scotch you got on you?--The Argonauts 03:16, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

I still have a massive stock pile under Moggridge.-- SA 03:21, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

That's a giganic yes. Malton Rangers and Quartly Study Group are the reasons I go there.--The Argonauts 03:23, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

Last time I was there I wasn't even a part of the NMC and hadn't been for like a year. :) -- SA 03:24, 16 November 2009 (UTC)

why the fuck are you guys taking this out on my talk page? .. SA.. sorry that was a typo. shit happens, and I was too lazy to fix it proper.. go figure.
Argonauts. why are you stalking my talk page? creepy troll. go back to counting thread fool!----Sexualharrison 14:36, 19 November 2009 (UTC) argonauts go back to spamming the spam thread.

It's cool harrison. I just wanted to yell at you. :P -- SA 18:05, 19 November 2009 (UTC)

This one works well enough for me. Why would I go and make a new one?-- SA 18:18, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

lolitrolu

Sup harrison. How's life in whatever sorry lane you're in? Also, will you ignore this since it's at the top, or will you get all organization nazi on it and move it to the bottom? Oh the questions I have!--Lachryma^☭ 07:03, 26 November 2009 (UTC)

hey flat-chested? how you doing? i'm about the same.. sorry? me? nevah! please don't use the n-word on mah page anymore you insensitive harpie.

Life is good. And I think we're about equally insensitive. So tell me the secret of how you've played UD for so damn long. Hasn't it ever gotten old?--Lachryma^☭ 20:17, 27 November 2009 (UTC)