User talk:The shoemaker
WelcomeHello. Enjoy your stay.--The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction Visit my site: [[1]] this one time when I was going through the woods in a red cape. I was going to deliver this wood to my grandma who lived out in the middle of wolf territory. When I got there, she had really big teeth and stuff. I thought she might have been a wolf, and then when it turned out she was, I pulled out my glock and shot the dirty wolf and then had an epic sword fight. It cheated, though, and used its teeth and claws. Then it ate me. And now, you may ask, how I survived the gruesome digestion process. Well, I had a lightsaber, and cut my way out. I also pulled my grandma out. After I did this, a horde of wolves attacked. luckily for me, the A-team was near-by, and they came to help. So we fought it out with hordes of wolves, eventually killing them all. After that, I thanked Mr. T and the rest of the A-team, and they left. As soon as they left, a giant chimera attacked! I whipped out my gauntlet-style mace o doom, and fought it out with the chimera eventually dismembering all three of its vicious heads. After that battle was over, my grandma and I ate the picnic I had packed. But, as we ate, an evil ant army attacked! Before I could do anything, they tied me up, left my grandma (I don't know why) and took me into their enormous colony. I was shone around, and then the ants informed me that the entire universe was on a Tetris piece, and that soon, (because the huge dude that was playing it is apparently awesome) we were all going to die next to a complete row of other universes. So, they gave me the all-powerful screen cutting tool, with which I cut my way out of the Gameboy we were apparently trapped in and then told the guy what was happening. He agreed to pause the game and leave it alone forever. I left, and returned to my universe a hero. All of the other universes sent awesome gifts thanking me as well. I became the ruler of everything, and then the dude forgot to change the batteries (and save the game) so we all died, and he had to reset it. In this life, (because none of that happened here for some reason) I am just an ordinary person... That's horrible luck, isn't it? --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction I just thought of something. What if you became a bureaucrat, and then demoted all sysops and permabanned all other bureaucrats? Or just banned them all? If there was a loop hole or somethin', you could possibly even get rid of Kevan's IP address, so you would own the wiki! Funky; If it would work. If you bother to read this, comment.--The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction Your signatureWiki pages are case sensitive. Which means you've not only put your signature in the wrong user space, but it means its not linking to your page, its linking to a page which doesn't exist. Please, move the contents of User:The Shoemaker/Sig to User:The shoemaker/Sig and change the link on the signature to YOUR user page, not that of User:The Shoemaker. Oh, and be sure to specify,in preferences, that you want to use the proper one as your sig. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 01:41, 8 April 2009 (BST)
I was talking about html not my sig. And I'm fixing it as we speak so hold ye horses cowboy.--The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction I think I fixed it... Gees, its like the past few days ever sysops or whatever your called has posted here! I feel like a criminal...(Not really; but you get the idea) And to test the *new* link signature- --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction
I thought you were... But whatever. I just don't know the workings about things like that... I am, however, becoming quite proficient. (With plenty of help, of course.)--The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction Yours is pretty awesome.--The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction
It actually took a little while... And yours is more complex than mine. All mine is is colors.--The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction I be seein' you around, I assume. I'm tired, and going to sleep. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction P.S. is saying "goodbye" or something like that considered weird around here (or something along those lines) I don't want to be a wierdo...--The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction
I can't wait...--The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction Your sig was broken, I fixed it. Next time, make sure that you're signature formatting and coding s correct.--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 19:51, 14 June 2009 (BST) ThanksThanks for the alert Supflidowg 21:04, 20 April 2009 (BST) A small noteYour signature has an image that's too big - see here for signature policy. Please reduce your signature image's size to 14px in height or less. --Bob Boberton TF / DW 17:13, 23 July 2009 (BST) You can't even see the darn thing at 14 pixels!!!! That sucks, I'll just get rid of it. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction Yeah, and considering your signature itself is bigger than 14 px, I'd say just have it no bigger than your sig.--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 19:17, 23 July 2009 (BST) This blows a big one... All I wanted was a dancing smilie face...--The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction
I assume this breaks some rule:
YES IT DOES BAN TIEM NAOW! No, really, it doesn't. It's your talk page, you have almost complete control over it.--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 19:28, 23 July 2009 (BST) Yea!!! I can have an army of bouncy smilies!!! Is there any rule limiting how obnoxious I can be on my talk page? Or, moreover, how many bouncies I can have? --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction
Blanking commentsWhy are you removing comments from that talk page?--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 16:37, 10 February 2010 (UTC) Its one comment, and its about a group I made, that no longer exists. That's why. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction
And I'll keep deleting it, because the group "Charlie Company" has been gone for almost an entire year at this point. I'll remove what I said, and the other stuff can stay. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction
Too late. And I don't really care if you punish me or whatever. I'm just saying, and this is a valid point, that I have control over what I say (as long as what I say isn't, you know, bad or anything), and how it is dealt with. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction
What part of that group doesn't exist do you not understand? The comments are irrelevant, and should be deleted for that reason. I don't care what happened, period. This is an online-resource for a, wait for it, game. What happens here is of no consequence to me. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction Furthermore, Mr. Koponen, I would appreciate seeing where this is all said. I don't know where such rules are located, and would like to be informed. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction
Why thank you. I'm almost 100% sure I'm wrong, but I really don't care. The comments are almost a year old, why keep them? They just take up space, and my insanely bright siggy distracts people from the pertinent information. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction
I assume I don't have any say in what happens? I doubt they'll warn me, you've done enough of that. My bet is either a 24-hour block, or 48 hours. Either way, I really don't care. It'll probably be almost another full year before I get on here again anyways. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction However, I do like my dancing dinosaur. --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction
I should prolly check The Shoemaker, in my cheese/pinball shop. Its been about as long since I got on there... Indeed, Hurray for the dancing dinosaur! --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction new user templateIt was speedily deleted. You can find the entry here. -- 23:59, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, I would like to save it. That would be very kind of you, thanks. There was good HTML on there, at least... --The Shoemaker Talk Red Faction
I'M MAKING A MAP addition thing...Nintendo LandYoshi's petting zoo has no barricades. Park Gates can be barricaded above Extremely Heavily (Incredibly Heavily, I guess). They start out at very strongly, simply because they are gates. People and zombies have to search to find eachother in the obstacle course. Rollercoasters can be accessed, but those who are inside can only be attacked at the end of each ride; every 2 minutes or so. (Labeled R). Gates can be barricaded, to bar access to their respective areas. |
