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Quick links to Newspaper Crap

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/RRF/Malton_Herald_%26_Sun
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/RRF/Malton_Herald_%26_Sun/BackPage

http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Tarman2007/MHSSandbox
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Tarman2007/MHSBackPageSandbox
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Tarman2007/MHSSandbox/Workspace
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User_talk:Tarman2007/MHSSandbox/BackPageWorkspace
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Tarman2007/MHSJune2008ArchiveCopy
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Tarman2007/MHSJune2008BackPageArchiveCopy
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Tarman2007/MHSAugust2008ArchiveCopy
http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Tarman2007/MHSAugust2008BackPageArchiveCopy


This is just where I'm keeping copy for the AU10 wiki page. It may be easier to leave it here once in awhile so everyone can get to it in production, so to speak. Tarman2007 16:21, 8 March 2008 (UTC)


AU10 is Dead! Long Live AU10!


Welcome zethren, welcome! Enter and partake of our bounty! Sounds of joyous BARHAH! again ring out across our stronghold. The record halls are dusty no longer. The medals and honours are gleaming with victories past, and promises to come. AU10 rises anew, to bring swift justice to its enemies, and victory to its people.

Auxunit10, the oldest and foremost of all Ridleybank Resistance Front elites, founded in days now legend, rides into the future on the glorious wings of the past. Like the Phoenix, AU10 never truly perishes. It is constantly reborn, its heart burning with the passion that has served it and the Front since the beginning. Its body may change, but the eternal spirit of AU10 will never be broken.

The proud soldiers of AU10 serve with distinction, knowing that they are the pinnacle of destruction, but only glorying in the bounties their dire skills provide for all zambahdom; knowing that their prowess is the cause for harman fear,and zambah rejoicing. Nevertheless we should honour our valiant zethren, for without them the struggle against harmanity would be far darker indeed. The Hammar lends its strength to those with the conviction to wield it. Let the fiery wings of our spirit blind our enemies and sear their living flesh! Let the babahz feast upon the burned branz of the cowering harmanz! Let the Hammar fall!


AU10 is Dead! Long Live AU10!




Zethren, do you feel the call to Barhah? Do you relish the chance to be the weapon that crushes the foes of your people? Do you wish to crack the harmanz barnz and feast upon their branz, while they senselessly waste their time and resources only to see you rise again unscathed, as the Homeland always does? Come and lend your ever-renewing strength to wield the Hammar that is AU10. Crush the harman underneath its mighty strength. Feel the power of Barhah!



The Homeland awaits. The freedom of Barhah awaits. The Front awaits. For You. Join us!

AU10 Get killed and join us - we've already helped you half way!

Wield the Hammar AU10



Commander In Absentia - Pyromonkey

We are the new guard. We hold the banner of AU10 proudly and high. We clench it in the cold fist of undeath as we despatch the enemies of our people. And yet we hold it also for our lost leader, that waylaid victim of vile Real Life. He has been taken from us by forces unknown, to a realm where we cannot help him. Who knows what perils he may face in the depths beyond this universe; what terrors he may behold, in a world without zambahz. But we must hold fast, to light the way for his return. We must ignite a spark within each of us, an ember of Barhah. For the Pyromonkey will see the beacon that is AU10, feel the heat of our devotion, and he will return to us. This I forsee. Pyromonkey, we await you...


Beacon in the Dark - Cthulhu In Lingerie

The Commander is missing, swallowed by Real Life. But the Hammar does not strike blindly. No! For the chosen one, Cthulhu In Lingerie, has been given the mantle of command, and leads us from the front lines. The fearless warrior asks no due; only duty is enough reward. The steward of the Hammar could be commander in some lesser group, but chooses devotion over glory. We salute you, Cthulhu. You are the fist that wields us. Barhah!


A Letter To The Harmanz

Greetings, Harmanz. We are not your enemies. We are not your oppressors. We are your salvation.

We do not seek to destroy you. We do not wish to eradicate you. We wish only for peace.

We are the future. The next step in evolution. We seek only to bring YOU to your TRUE nature.

For we are all of Malton. We are all of the same breed. We none of us can never truly die.

Those who accept truth are in the glory of Barhah. Those who deny truth pass the Way of the Needle.

But the walls of Malton are forever closed to us all. Glory in the gift bestowed upon us, brothers.

The spirit of the Front is the spirit of Malton; the spirit of us all.



I have noticed that you didn't have a talk page and were eligible for being welcomed by members of our staff. But, checking the number and date of your contributions, I decided to just point you towards the template itself and offer you my help whenever you ask for it. Feel free to stop at Project Welcome/Welcomenewbie if you want a useful array of tips, Help:Contents and the detailed help down here if you want a deeper insight on how a wiki works. Also, use my talk page whenever you have any question about wiki technicalities and/or the specific rules that pertain this particular wiki. See yah!
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Dude "tarman" from Return of The Living Dead is one of my fav. movies! Long live TarMan!!--Airborne88Zzz1.JPGT|ZC|MI|E! 13:39, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Late breaking news!

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