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ev933n my 1337st d00d

Active? --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 06:19, 13 July 2011 (BST)

Good to hear! I see you're looking for a silly group as your primary- I've been looking for a silly group to join as well, but there just aren't any around. Either that or they just plain suck or are inactive.--Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 02:43, 14 July 2011 (BST)

What, are you thinking of starting a group by recr00tin' helpless n00bz? If that's your idea, I like it. --Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 05:18, 14 July 2011 (BST)

Excellent! Let's form this club. I was thinking of calling it Full Banana Jacket. And you never know how many n00bz there are until you try!--Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 02:54, 15 July 2011 (BST)

Long time no see good sir

Work? What do you again?--Lachryma^☭ 21:44, 17 November 2008 (UTC)

Whoah, businesses use Unix? Huh, the More You Know apparently. So what have you been up to lately? See the new Bond movie?--Lachryma^☭ 01:22, 18 November 2008 (UTC)

Oh, it makes sense to use Unix or Linux in a business setting, I just thought most/all places were "lol windows", unless they do art stuff and love Macs. Anyway, what's the new plan for your big, bad trip to Europe?--Lachryma^☭ 01:43, 20 November 2008 (UTC)

You didn't have a passport before? I've had one for most of my life, how strange. Ha, I use my passport to buy M rated games and get into R movies as well. And where again are you planning to go? Hit up the major cities or something?--Lachryma^☭ 01:02, 21 November 2008 (UTC)

Presumably your friend would show you around Madrid a bit, so it wouldn't just be a trip for a hug, but that's still a really lovely idea. What a lucky friend!--Lachryma^☭ 18:22, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

California. But it's not particularly warm here and I like to think I'm busy with college, so just focus on Madrid.--Lachryma^☭ 18:47, 25 November 2008 (UTC)

Missing In Action...

Well I'm sad that you missed me, but I'm glad that MIA is being played in coffee shops! Also, life is good and I can't wait for my history lecture this Thursday, for we will be covering the Russian Revolution. Yay!--Lachryma^☭ 06:25, 16 April 2008 (BST)

Well, it was quite lovely, especially all the sketches of plans for giant buildings commemorating the revolution. My favorite was in the shape of a hammer and sickle, how amazing! We also saw a bit from this movie about Communist revolution on Mars made in the 20's. It made my week, but enough about that. You have been well, I hope?--Lachryma^☭ 23:55, 17 April 2008 (BST)

Random facts: Today I saw a pow wow, ate frybread, and went to a poetry slam for a while. How did you celebrate 4/20? And what's this about Mr. Madman cooped up in a cubicle?--Lachryma^☭ 05:16, 21 April 2008 (BST)

Ooo, where in Europe are you planning on going? And are you gonna have to shoplift food there due to the declining dollar? ;)--Lachryma^☭ 05:53, 24 April 2008 (BST)

So, go to Madrid yet?--Lachryma^☭ 21:09, 24 May 2008 (BST)

You slacker, putting off your plans! Well I'm sure you have good reasons, like work and life...--Lachryma^☭ 22:31, 25 June 2008 (BST)

how can I serve thee?

It appears that the naked robot is back for his 12th term in office as Super King of Malton. Anything I can do for you lovely folks who worship and adore me? --Ev933n / Talk _PPGC 00:17, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Go to the forums. Ghetto cow is back for a spell.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:20, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

Yo

You still around?--Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 08:48, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

Ghetto Cow Redux?

My fellow warriors, the lovely Czarina hasn't forsaken us! I quote:

"==You there!==

Do a favor for me, for old times sake. Start telling dem old GC peeps about our Two Week Special. Chop chop, we only have two months to build support!--Lachryma^☭ 05:06, 26 November 2007 (UTC)"

and:

":::Nope, temptation is fun. Anyway, I was thinking of bringing back Ghetto Cow for a week or two in early January. However, y'all will probably be lame and it'll just be me taking over Moggridge PD.--Lachryma^☭ 22:25, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

I might come out of retirement a bit earlier then I originally planned to, cuz I left all my scotch in the locker rooms there.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:28, 25 November 2007 (UTC)"

Yes friends, it's true. Ghetto Cow is coming back for a 2 week long ass kickage. I don't have all the details yet, other than this little gig taking place probably early January, but when I have them, I'll be posting them here. So, if you see an ex-Cow, let them know the situation.

Your's truly,

-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:29, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

Hey

Hey, I'm looking for old GC members for the group I've started. Message me if you're interested. A few of us are still on the forums, come join. =] Broken dreams^{Talk WT} 14:43, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

Das letzte streichholz

No, not really. But I was gone due to bad luck problems. I'd be happy to join said group with an alt. Engel has retired to a semi-peaceful stationary group in West Grayside, so I'd be willing to join with my PKer or my new guy. Let me know whats goin' on.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:41, 19 September 2007 (BST)

Okay, it seems you have lefted agains. Well, when you come back...Neurotic Mudkipz Coalition. We's goona has a blast! And yous invited!-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:28, 16 October 2007 (BST)

Wave from afar

I guess I could allow you to masturbate on my talk page, but only cuz I like your technique and form. Although I haven't officially left the game, I haven't logged into UD or the forums for a couple weeks now. I tend to lose interest in games whenever the group/guild/clan that I'm in gets disbanded... it may be a disease. I've started playing Nexus War, which is pretty fun because there's so much more to the game than UD. What's new with The New Justice Team? --Skitchipoo 00:47, 1 September 2007 (BST)

A New Project?

Hell yeah. Should it be massive and obnoxious?--Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 05:08, 26 August 2007 (BST)

Heh, mine... :P--Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 07:42, 26 August 2007 (BST)

Eh, not really. Would email make you happy?--Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 10:00, 26 August 2007 (BST)

Ah, i forgot my password. Crap. Only the Cap'n, eh?--Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 08:48, 28 August 2007 (BST)

Hey, I'm not too happy about it either.--Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 09:23, 28 August 2007 (BST)

Hey, You

Oh no, I'm not gonna be guilt-tripped into anything. That historical tag has been on the GC page for a week, so it's not my fault that you don't check it. And people on the forum have known since the beginning of August what was happening, and they partied accordingly. It's too bad you missed all that. But yeah, I'll try and keep in contact with you.--Lachryma^☭ 18:42, 13 August 2007 (BST)

Sadness...

Ghetto Cow is ending. Please vote in the historical groups section, and remove the GC tag from your profile. Thank you.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 19:44, 7 August 2007 (BST)

You heard the random person, Ev. Vote already!--Lachryma^☭ 19:50, 7 August 2007 (BST)

Hey again

Hi ev. How's life/death going in Malton? And how 'bout GC? I'm almost graduated in the DEM (MCDU) so that's quite cool - did you join in the end with your PD alt? Also, I saw that Lachryma was standing for the election too! Cool! Anyhows, let me know how you're doing and all - and have fun! --xensyria^T 14:34, 23 July 2007 (BST)

WhipCrack!

Hmm...decent...but I want a blond. Can you change her hair color? Or do something with this one?--Lachryma^☭ 23:15, 10 June 2007 (BST)

Make the top red box thingy a touch smaller. Other than that, it's quite lovely.--Lachryma^☭ 08:55, 11 June 2007 (BST)

It looks good now. Good luck with the image!--Lachryma^☭ 09:03, 12 June 2007 (BST)

Thanks for the Revive

Christa McDougal

Poor Ev...

Well, that must've sucked. A lot. I hope you don't even remember your ex's name anymore!--Lachryma^☭ 19:04, 27 May 2007 (BST)

Yay, he's back now! And already having big, bad ideas...--Lachryma^☭ 06:33, 28 May 2007 (BST)

Well, you have excellent timing then. And what's with the NMC hatin' at the top of your page?--Lachryma^☭ 06:49, 28 May 2007 (BST)

Awards: Um...if you want to! Slap together a section for our wiki page, let me have a look at it, and then we'll put it up and you can hand out awards as you see fit.

NMC: While I was enthralled with them like 2 days ago, the current drama...well, it seems it's done with now. Anyway, I've always admired the C4NT's style (and that pic of Ron is soooo dreamy), and I've liked the general idea of the NMC...which you seem to be missing! It's just an excuse to call in some allies, so we don't have to change at all. In fact, we are about to ditch 'em to go somewhere else...so there's not gonna be a drop in insanity. I won't have it.--Lachryma^☭ 05:34, 29 May 2007 (BST)

Yeah, I've always noticed your lovely loyalty to whatever it is that we stand for. And now your...reluctance is disturbing me. Which is a good thing, there should always be someone double-checking the Czarina. Moving along, the NMC is...feth, I don't know. It's our allies, right? It's not a way of life, it's not a world-view, it's not some right-wingers trying to ruin our fun...well, I doubt anything I say will change your mind. Watch and see what happens, and be amazed by the frightening coordination of the Crimson Wolves strike team! Oh, and you should talk with some old-timey GCers, to see what they think about this whole classy thing.--Lachryma^☭ 08:42, 29 May 2007 (BST)

Oh, I forgot one thing about the awards: Only I know who has the whatever to lead GC, so don't give that one out. Pretty please?--Lachryma^☭ 18:40, 29 May 2007 (BST)

Teh meh.

It's okay, I'm an ass too. Anyway, most of the time I'm on the wiki is at night when I can't sleep. And thanks to my kickass new Dr. who is a friggin genius, I'm now getting over a 6 monthe long case of insomnia, which seriously fucked up my ability to do anything properly. Hooray! So anything I might do on here will be much better looking, as in it won't look it was done by a retarded 8 year old. BTW what did I muss up to deserve the comment in the first place? I'd like to know for future reference. Good day to you, a dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 15:56, 27 May 2007 (BST)

So you're stalking me? Kinky, anyway sorry 'bout that, I'm pretty indecisive when it comes to making things. Man you had me thinkin' I screwed over some really important page I edited the spelling and grammar errors out of, Like the Trenchcoater page. It was filled with them.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 16:22, 27 May 2007 (BST)

I want you to stalk me? Damn subconscious psychicness, quit being a Deutsch Bag. Oh well, not only do trenchies eat people, they eat lead too. a dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:57, 29 May 2007 (BST)

Yes I have 2 templates you made. If it's good looking, or if I feel like putting it on my page, up it goes. And damn right I'm classy :P. A dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 18:55, 5 June 2007 (BST)

Yes we do need one that says "Generic Stalker". And I don't hate the other templates you made. Hence the "or if I feel like putting it on my page" bit I said up there. A dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:56, 6 June 2007 (BST)

Here you go, ya' dirty stalker ^^. (It's not a very good one, but it'll do until someone better makes one.)

	I is teh dirty Stalker
	This user stalks anything that moves. The stalked finds this strangely amusing though.

...You know? I never said "I want you to stalk me"...But I guess I couldn't stop you anyway. A dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 16:55, 6 June 2007 (BST)

Awww, I never said it was harassment. If you really wanna stalk me, have fun. I'm a very hard to track down person. By the way, it doesn't make me feel better that your changin' the quote. I think it adds to my mysterious-like-ness having that there (unless your using someone else for a quote, if so, be my guest). Having people unsure of you is a weapon in its self. A dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:25, 7 June 2007 (BST)

Hey your using that half-assed template I made. Sweet! Anyway I looked through the rest of your talk page outta boredom, and noticed your conversation with axehack. Is that me your talking about? A dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:01, 8 June 2007 (BST)

...Oh okay. Theres something wrong with what you guys are saying though. I'm not a chick. I'm a guy...A dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:36, 9 June 2007 (BST)

Two things, I'm a male IRL as you apparently know, but so are my UD characters. Two, my wiki name is a name my friend came up with, nothing to do with male or femaleness. So if you were saying "she" in reference to Suicidal Angel, that would be incorrect. No problem though, you get used to mistakes like this with a screen name like mine. A dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:02, 9 June 2007 (BST)

Destined, probably. Not wanted, but probably. Anyway, don't strain your brain too much remembering I'm a guy. We don't need you to have a brain hemorrhoid. Thanks for the effort though. A dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:26, 9 June 2007 (BST)

Nothings wrong with playing 'em. Just don't want to end up being referred to as a "she" for the rest of my wiki life. I get confused pretty easily sometimes. A dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:43, 9 June 2007 (BST)

Well, Ieth sayeth thateth Gendereth iseth Relevevanteth. Ateth Leasteth Sometimeseth. By the way, your link didn't work. And, if i have a free guy, I might. A dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:02, 9 June 2007 (BST)

You mean Strawberry Clock? If so, for some reason I can't log in as him. I think it's just my browser though, I'm quite new to firefox. A dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:18, 9 June 2007 (BST)

It's okay, your confusion is my fault. By alt I thought you meant one other than my primary, which is in fact dertodesengel32, the one with GC. So is the group like TCW, in the sense that they are still GC, but also in a smaller group? Or is it some other crazy set up?. A dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:27, 9 June 2007 (BST)

Flair for the insane...Sounds like me. Being that I'm god (I don't mean it, I just say it to piss people off, it's also just about everywhere I am, which reminds me to put something like that on my userpage.) I could help make this "new world" on one condition. There be no other hand to hand weapons other than swords. In other words, sure. I'm in. A dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:45, 9 June 2007 (BST)

Factional Ludicrousany

Are you talking about joining TCW? I thought about it but I didn't feel that I was consistent enough to make regular strike times. I tend to get distracted by shiny objects and small critters. Plus, it seemed like everyone and their mamas were joining up, so I didn't want to leave the rest of GC in the dust. Are you joining? --Skitchipoo 23:14, 26 May 2007 (BST)

DURP! I just noticed your thingie on the GC talk page. DURP! Yeah I'm down like a clown drowning Charlie Brown. EDIT: Also, I am honored. --Skitchipoo 23:48, 26 May 2007 (BST)

And where have you been for the past few weeks?--Lachryma^☭ 23:19, 26 May 2007 (BST)

Whass dat biatch?

No I'm callin' YOU out for not knowing how to spell you. Now prepare to be annhilated by 22 simultaneous nukes in a game of StarCraft.

P.S. Thanks for the welcome.

P.P.S. I'm better than you...maybe...never mind. I better not start something I can't win.

P.P.P.S.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 12:33, 19 May 2007 (BST) Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Wow, you guys are weird. And your comment on my talk page has no point. I should delete it, for it probably has some ulterior motive!--Lachryma^☭ 22:46, 26 May 2007 (BST)

Don't cry, emo! It's okay, look, it's raining blood outside!--Lachryma^☭ 23:08, 26 May 2007 (BST)

The Coalition

I as a player have no problems stated or implied with the Coalition. Those who cannot deal with in-character drama and keep it in game, can eat my bum. --Ev933n 00:55, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

my sandbox and misc links

because why the fuck should I make 4364356 other pages when I have this one?

User_talk:Ev933n/Promotion

User:Ev933n/can_gage_even_read

Frequently_Asked_Questions

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Maoing

from the page Talk:Zerging

I've noticed a trend lately of people putting up their pet expressions in the hope they get picked up, i.e. Uncle Istvan. This keeps up, every single concept in the game is going to have four hundred names. --Kazmeyer 14:57, 1 Oct 2005 (BST)

Allow me to be the first to name this phenomenon maoing ;-) --F1r3br4nd 17:23, 1 Oct 2005 (BST)

Maoing got deleted feb 5 2007

Just when I was going to do some updating on it...

from M/SD#Crit_1_.2A

Crit 1 *

• Maoing Crit 1 Vantar 08:07, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Famous Maoers

Snoop Dogg E Dogg

Ask if one is a part of the group X:00

• Ar!! agz-ar-GraG?
• ZagZ!! agz-ar-GraG?
• NahN!! agz-ar-GraG?
• AhnAhn!! agz-ar-GraG?

idea for template

This user or group believes that Construction should reverse all of the damage done by Wirecutters.

Stolen from GC History...

Old Tag Line

The Cow has finally struck. This newest cult is prepared to do whatever it takes to accomplish their goals.

Important Questions

It has been said that all the religions in the world answer five main questions. We feel it is our civic duty to Malton to also answer these questions:

1. How did we get here?

Well, we (the military) were air-dropped in...and the rest of you were already here and always have been. So there.

2. What happens when we die?

You get back up and get all violent.

3. How are we supposed to live our life?

Attack zombies, help survivors, and don't sleep outside!

4. How do we worship a higher being?

Certain good actions (hurting zombies, healing people) earn you the favor of a higher being, and this blessing is called 'XP'.

5. Um, we forget the fifth question...Uh, how do zombies groan when their lungs don't work?

Zombies have faith in their groan, and so should you.

Dudzor, item tables!

Item/Location_Table

User:Ev933n/Useful_Item_Table

Newspapers

It's an information pamphlet written almost entirely in symbols and apparently aimed at the undead, telling them to move to 'revivification points' where NecroTech teams will bring them back to life.

You throw it away.

It's a quarantine information pamphlet, warning that heavily barricading a building may prevent civilians or military personnel from taking shelter there.

You throw it away.

It's an evacuation pamphlet, advising residents of Malton to remain in their homes or find shelter in established safehouses, and to avoid sleeping in empty police stations or other buildings likely to be attacked by looters.

You throw it away.

pker?

Image:Pker_clobber_girl_01.jpg

The Graves Family

Teresa Graves

Jhon Graves

Randall Graves

Robert Graves

Beer

Here it is, the best I could do with the wiki code.--Cap'n Silly ^T/W/P/C 07:48, 12 March 2007 (UTC)

~Ev933n Brand Beer For Robots~ folks who don't have the decency to put stuff where I can find it! Ghetto Cow Gun Nut Award This user has killed ten or more zombies with firearms. Ghetto Cow Melee Award This user has killed ten or more zombies with melee weapons. Ghetto Cow Propaganda Award This user has recruited one or more members for Ghetto Cow. Ghetto Cow Compulsive Healer Award This user has healed forty or more survivors. Stalking A template for generic stalking? How about...this: Splinter Cell This user is a Splinter Cell and enjoys the Fifth Freedom. That includes the right to spy, steal, destroy, and assassinate. It's a work in progress... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 14:18, 6 June 2007 (BST) Oh...I see she made one...and with a pic that I uploaded too! Damn...Sam Fisher is getting real popular here... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 22:50, 6 June 2007 (BST) What Splinter Cell template shall I make next...hm...I know! I add in the words to that fifth freedom thing! --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 22:54, 6 June 2007 (BST) Huh?! WTF is up with this template: Feth Tollyton This user thinks that Kevan should just delete Tollyton right off the server.