User:Cap'n Silly

Cap'n Silly Main • Talk • Ballpit • The Wiki Code Stealers • Sig • Nav Cap'n Sily Joined: November 9, 2006 Character class: Obnoxious git Favorite equipment: Whatever he can get his grubby mitts on Character profile: Urban Dead profile Current status: Throwing penguins at a wall Character group: Ghetto Cow, since like, forever. Character stats: I lost count at the amount of zombies I've killed at one hundred billion billion. Journal: Journals just aren't for for Cap'n Sily Template Time! Templates The Cap has 115 different templates on his page as of now. Unpopularity This user is ranked 186 on the most-linked to pages list! Body Count The Cap has killed shitloads of zombies. Private This user is a private in the military and is probably off pumping lead into a zombie. Calculus This user really hates calculus. Project Welcome Member Need help? Just ask. Urban Dead This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds? Tasty brainz! This user has an IQ of 4 Firefox User This user uses Firefox. Piss Off This user is tired of Akule's goddamn Wikilawyering. Toilet Monster Ach! Mr Aushvitz strikes again! Code Stealer This user is a wiki code stealer, and probably stealing your sidebar while you read this. Capitalism This user likes money. Proud To Be Alive This user is a survivor and proud of it. Military This user is in the Military and is probably off trying to control the zombie outbreak. What the Hell is Wrong with you People!? This user thinks that getting revived takes too freakin' long. Sock Puppets Because democracy works better without all that pesky democracy. Male This user is male. Mmmm, cheese… The Cap really, really likes cheese. Trigger Happy This user has guns. Do not cross them. We love Lachryma!!! The Cap loves the hot Russian lady!!! Australian This user is Australian. Manbagz This user understands the value of Manbagz to carry miscellaneous vital items. Where is Malton? The Cap thinks that Malton is a city. No More Wiki Drama This user or group is fed up with never-ending wiki drama. Piebtration This user believes that pie duels can solve most problems in life. STFU N00B This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob. Grammar This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki. Saint Isidore Is Watching Have you checked your spelling? Don't Take It Personally This user isn't crushed by criticism directed at him (or her) on this wiki. It's all cool. Alt user This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg. Supporter of Dam Tactics I stand against. Camping This user likes to get outside and do some camping every once in a while. Violence is quicker Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker. It's a Joke, OK? This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it. Bandwagon This user has jumped on the template bandwagon. Blockerer This user loves blocking wiki pages with those sweet 9-block templates. Proud To Be A Zombie Hunter This user is a Zombie Hunter and is probably off head shotting a zed right now. Ban Stick This user WILL report you to Vandal Banning. Discussion Page User This user actually checks the Discussion Page. HURRRRRRRRR!!!1one!!1 This user does not support trenchies. America Sucks This user does not support America Big Brother Gage is watching you. Mrh? This user is a Mrh Cow at least some of the time. Colors This user's favorite color is Orange. PSYOPS! OH NOES!!1! Duck and cover, duck and cover! Tin-foil hats may work too! Atheist This user is an atheist. Nerf This! This user actually uses the word "nerf" appropriately. Spam MrAushvitz needs to stop before he fills up Peer Rejected Suggestions. R.I.P. Steve Irwin 22 February 1962 – 4 September 2006 Cookie Thief This user is not safe around unguarded cookies. Why are you still reading these? This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands. Food This user's favorite food is pizza. DUDE! It's a Template! This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time. Compulsive Template Maker This user will make a template about pretty much anything, including their propensity for making templates. Kitties! This user supports the use of Kitties for extreme cuteness and lovability. Die, Kitties! This user or group supports the use of kitties to bait the undead. Sad Template Maker This user wishes that more people would use his templates. Fight Fire with Fire! This user supports the griefing of griefers. Safehouse Supporter This user or group supports Vantar's Safehouse and respects its neutrality! Full of Crap Cap'n Silly thinks that toilets are full of crap. DUDE! It's a Template! This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time. Ninja This user flips out and kills people. Ninjas are so totally awesome! GOOOOOOOOAL! This user supports bringing the World Cup back to Malton. Let's Abuse Flagboxes! This user or group abuses or excessively uses flagboxes. The Ropes This user thinks we should show people who have never seen a rope before the ropes. Sock Puppets Because democracy works better without all that pesky democracy. Money Tree Money Really Does Grow On Trees! BRAIN FOOD I love brains for breakfast! Queen Mia This user recognizes Mia Kristos's right to rule over this wiki by divine providence. Kitten Basket This user thinks that putting kittens in the basket is better than gold. Alien This user is an alien. Bandwagon This user has jumped on the template bandwagon. Happy Birthday This user was born on November 10th Attack of the Clones Attack of the Dupe Clones! Allez Cuisine! This user believes that brains are a delicacy and should be treated as such. Templates make FUNFUN! This user thinks that templates are a fun and exciting way to express your opinion! The PKers got Kenny! Oh my God! You killed Kenny! You bastard! Roses are Red... Violets are Blue. This user can rhyme; Don't you wish you could too? Dolphins This user thinks dolphins are better than killer whales, and would totally be a dolphin, but with wings and lasers and shit. Blessed by Zombie Jesus This user or group has the blessing of Zombie Jesus. Do you? Gnap! Gnap! This smurf is really smurfed and wants to smurf everyone in the smurf! Sobriety The Cap is currently completley smashed. WARNING! This user or group knows how to lay the smack down. Scientology Unfriendly This user thinks that Scientology is ridiculous. Visited Caiger Mall This user has visited Caiger Mall. Visited Mitchem Mall This user has visited Mitchem Mall. Visited Stickling Mall This user has visited Stickling Mall. Visited Calvert Mall This user has visited Calvert Mall. NO TEMPLATES! This User does not use templates. Ever. Welcome to the ass party! Hello. You found my userpage. Want a medal? I am Cap'n Silly, founder of The Wiki Code Stealers and ex-Ghetto Cow member. I monitor Recruitment a lot, and I'll PK you if your group's ad is overdue. I have an irrational fear of dark green. Scratch that, it's completely rational. Suck the Cow! In the grim darkness of Malton there is only war. And rats. FIND THE SQUID This user or group is a supporter of The Search for Penelope. Suggestions Implemented Contacts Colourized in Dropdown Menu Reviewed Flak Jacket? What?/Rename Flak Jacket Construction Sites Street Descriptions Rejected Weapon Modding Awards Here, have a rat! Che13 has given Cap'n Silly a rat for Being the best wiki mentor ever. Here, have a rat! Ev933n has given Cap'n Silly a rat for giving me a cookie for getting a cookie from Cyberbob. Here, have a rat! Lachryma has given Cap'n Silly a rat for having a lovely user page and being insane. A FREE COOKIE JohnRubin has given Cap'n Silly a cookie for voting for his suggestion although it gets rejected anyway. Here, have a rat! Lachryma has given Cap'n Silly a rat for calling her a 'dirty bitch' and yet still being funny. Here, have a rat! Xtralife has given Cap'n Silly a rat for his awesome implemented suggestion. Here, have a rat! JohnRubin has given Cap'n Silly a rat for voting for his ratty suggestion Here, have a rat! P02 Samuel has given Cap'n Silly a rat for no reason at all. :D Dux Certification This user page has officially been certified as ... erm... unique, by Dux Ducis My Tags WTF SQUID Ghetto Cow: Because cubism sucks Ghetto Cow: witty line here Ghetto Cow: We do stuff a witty joke Look, it's Kevan! Recommended Reading The Mall Defence Manifesto How To Win A Mall Siege Distributed Defense River Tactics Uniform Barricading Policy Barricade Strafing To Do List Get a PKer character. PK this jerk. Thanks, Skitch! Find six shotgun shells. Revive four Ghetto Cow members. Funny Shit Coat of Arms Strike for Mia The Search for Penelope Curious Facts Kevan Davis is actually called Sack Johnson. Australians do not throw another shrimp on the barbie. Gage is scared of rats. Poop is not an Indian currency, though it may seem so. GHETTO COW we off tha heezie.. fo' rizzle! Check it out! Quotes "So funny I brought tears to their eyes. Of course that might just have been those onions."-Vista on humor "Question me again, I electrocute testicles. Is understood?" - Lachryma "Was his father killed by a barrage of copyright violations when he was a child?"-Skitch on Akule "Is it going to have to be only usable when a green elephant is being born on Pluto during a civil war in Japan before you'll consider it "different"?-Labine50 on dupes "Dammit Silly, I just spent 3 minutes looking for that, and you guzzump me :P" -Boxy on me finding dupe faster "What zombie would ever set foot in a graveyard?" -Gordon Frohman,Concerned Locations, locations, locations.... In the dark ages before bots, people had to use elbow grease and finger oil to make location pages by hand! It was hard, thankless work. And finger oil isn't even a real thing. Dakerstown Dakerstown Police Department. Dakerstown Fire Stations. Dakerstown Auto Repairs. Dakerstown Hotels. Dakerstown Junkyards. Dakerstown Banks. Shearbank Shearbank Hotels. Club Pengelly in Shearbank. The Thorne Arms in Shearbank. The Bridle Museum in Shearbank. Hulme Park in Shearbank. Roachtown Roachtown Clubs. Central Roachtown The Chudley Building The New Lines Incoporated company. Random Huntley Heights Clubs. Gerrard Place Police Department in Roywood. Silly Hills My new suburb. Don't forget to visit Penelope Mall! Song (To the lyrics of Basket Case, by Greenday) Do you have the time To listen to survivors whine About zombie spys and zergers all at once I am one of those Slimy undead fools Necrotic to the bone no doubt about it Sometimes 'cades give me the creeps Sometimes survivors play tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up Am I just over annoyed Or am I stoned? I went to eat A random survivor's feet He said he'd get a gun and bring me down I went to a door And banged it with my claw I smashed it for the cause And as for barricades, I'm bringing 'em down Sometimes 'cades give me the creeps Sometimes survivors play tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up Am I just over annoyed Or am I stoned? I got my very own comic! Drawn by Lach for 50 roubles. WTF GHETTO COW! This user is expressing their love of GC with a big fething template! Don't you know who the fuck I am?! This user is the Juggernaut, bitch! ZERGRUSHKEKEKEKE!!!! This user hates Zergers but hates paranoid chickenshits more. THE EMPIRE Tremble in fear at the might of the Imperial Army! SPELING LOL Yuo fayl Englesh? That's unpossablle! Optimus Prime The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is fucking badass and can kick everyone's ass. Greedo This user or group supports the theory that Greedo did not shoot first and that there must have been another shooter on the grassy knoll. This shooter was probably a Centaur. ZOMGMINOTAURS This user or group supports the vendetta against the stupid deletions on the Deletions Page. Everytime one of them is posted we will Spam it into oblivion. Pulp Fiction Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time. Mario the Pimp This user believes chicks dig plumbers who do Shrooms. Han Shot First This user or group supports the theory that Han totally shot first. Seriously, anything else is ridiculous. That Greedo dude wasn't fast enough for Han Solo. The Biggest Ghetto Cow Template ever!!! This user or group or squid or rat or stripper or character or Robot or coalition or universe loves Ghetto Cow more than or equal to The Cap and thinks that scotch and cheese and beer and hookers are awesome and hates Akule and luvz c4nt & AlQilya Jihad and is looking for Penelope and recognizes the supreme and awesome power of The Supreme Czarina and even has 24563274953475983534759835 alts with Ghetto Cow/Zach.