User:Cap'n Silly

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Cap'n Sily
Yes, I do suck.
Joined: November 9, 2006
Character class: Obnoxious git
Favorite equipment: Whatever he can get his grubby mitts on
Character profile: Urban Dead profile
Current status: Throwing penguins at a wall
Character group: Ghetto Cow, since like, forever.
Character stats: I lost count at the amount of zombies I've killed at one hundred billion billion.
Journal: Journals just aren't for for Cap'n Sily

Template Time!

Bbticon.jpg Templates
The Cap has 115 different templates on his page as of now.
Sad face.jpg Unpopularity
This user is ranked 186 on the most-linked to pages list!
Pkdaythumb.jpg Body Count
The Cap has killed shitloads of zombies.
RAF Private.jpg Private
This user is a private in the military and is probably off pumping lead into a zombie.
Calculus.JPG Calculus
This user really hates calculus.
Pwlogo.png Project Welcome Member
Need help? Just ask.
Dead.gif Urban Dead
This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds?
Brain.gif Tasty brainz!
This user has an IQ of 4
Firefox.png Firefox User
This user uses Firefox.
Pkdaythumb.jpg Piss Off
This user is tired of Akule's goddamn Wikilawyering.
Sheizer Pic1.jpg Toilet Monster
Ach! Mr Aushvitz strikes again!
Lonelyguy.jpeg Code Stealer
This user is a wiki code stealer, and probably stealing your sidebar while you read this.
800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png Capitalism
This user likes money.

ZombieHand.gif Proud To Be Alive
This user is a survivor and proud of it.
Gun.jpg Military
This user is in the Military and is probably off trying to control the zombie outbreak.
Pissedoff.gif What the Hell is Wrong with you People!?
This user thinks that getting revived takes too freakin' long.
Socks.gif Sock Puppets
Because democracy works better without all that pesky democracy.
Male.jpeg Male
This user is male.
Cheese.jpg Mmmm, cheese…
The Cap really, really likes cheese.
Gun.jpg Trigger Happy
This user has guns. Do not cross them.
Kareliya (Small).jpg We love Lachryma!!!
The Cap loves the hot Russian lady!!!
Aussieflag.JPG Australian
This user is Australian.
WR-Manbagz.jpg Manbagz
This user understands the value of Manbagz to carry miscellaneous vital items.
Earth.jpg Where is Malton?
The Cap thinks that Malton is a city.
Skulls.jpg No More Wiki Drama
This user or group is fed up with never-ending wiki drama.
Pie.jpg Piebtration
This user believes that pie duels can solve most problems in life.
Noob.gif STFU N00B
This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob.
NoLOL.png Grammar
This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.
Isidore.gif Saint Isidore Is Watching
Have you checked your spelling?
Dtip.JPG Don't Take It Personally
This user isn't crushed by criticism directed at him (or her) on this wiki. It's all cool.
Zergling.gif Alt user
This user has alts but DOESN'T Zerg.
Liberty Dam.jpg Supporter of Dam Tactics
I stand against.

Tent.png Camping
This user likes to get outside and do some camping every once in a while.
Redskull.jpg Violence is quicker
Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker.
Smiley.png It's a Joke, OK?
This user supports the use of humor, even when other people don't get it.
Wagon.jpg Bandwagon
This user has jumped on
the template bandwagon.
Block.jpg Blockerer
This user loves blocking wiki pages with those sweet 9-block templates.
ZombieHand.gif Proud To Be A Zombie Hunter
This user is a Zombie Hunter and is probably off head shotting a zed right now.
BanStick.jpg Ban Stick
This user WILL report you to Vandal Banning.
RMB.JPG Discussion Page User
This user actually checks the Discussion Page.
GeorgeBush.jpg HURRRRRRRRR!!!1one!!1
This user does not support trenchies.
Upside down USA.PNG America Sucks
This user does not support America
Big Brother.jpg Big Brother
Gage is watching you.
Mrh?cow.gif Mrh?
This user is a Mrh Cow at least some of the time.
Crayons.jpg Colors
This user's favorite color is Orange.
Duck and cover, duck and cover!

Tin-foil hats may work too!

Nogod.jpg Atheist
This user is an atheist.
Nerf.jpg Nerf This!
This user actually uses the word "nerf" appropriately.
Spam1.jpg Spam
MrAushvitz needs to stop before he fills up Peer Rejected Suggestions.
Steve.jpg R.I.P.
Steve Irwin

22 February 1962 – 4 September 2006

CookiethiefBuncy.png Cookie Thief
This user is not safe around unguarded cookies.
Bored.jpg Why are you still reading these?
This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.
Chicken-sand.jpg Food
This user's favorite food is pizza.
Bill&ted05.jpg DUDE! It's a Template!
This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time.
Georgebushdoesntcareaboutangels.jpg Compulsive Template Maker
This user will make a template about pretty much anything, including their propensity for making templates.
Kitty small.jpg Kitties!
This user supports the use of Kitties for extreme cuteness and lovability.
Kitty small.jpg Die, Kitties!
This user or group supports the use of kitties to bait the undead.
Sadface.JPG Sad Template Maker
This user wishes that more people would use his templates.
Firevsfire.GIF Fight Fire with Fire!
This user supports the griefing of griefers.
Swiss flag.jpg Safehouse Supporter
This user or group supports Vantar's Safehouse and respects its neutrality!
Dogturd.jpg Full of Crap
Cap'n Silly thinks that toilets are full of crap.
Bill&ted05.jpg DUDE! It's a Template!
This user has been known to say the word "Dude" from time to time.
Ninja.gif Ninja
This user flips out and kills people. Ninjas are so totally awesome!
This user supports bringing the World Cup back to Malton.
Fire.jpg Let's Abuse Flagboxes!
This user or group abuses or excessively uses flagboxes.
Noose.jpg The Ropes
This user thinks we should show people who have never seen a rope before the ropes.
Socks.gif Sock Puppets
Because democracy works better without all that pesky democracy.
Money tree.jpg Money Tree
Money Really Does Grow On Trees!
Brainpic.png BRAIN FOOD
I love brains for breakfast!
Tiara.png Queen Mia
This user recognizes Mia Kristos's right to rule over this wiki by divine providence.
Basketofkittens.gif Kitten Basket
This user thinks that putting kittens in the basket is better than gold.
Aliengreen.jpg Alien
This user is an alien.
Wagon.jpg Bandwagon
This user has jumped on
the template bandwagon.
Cake.jpg Happy Birthday
This user was born on November 10th
Clonearmy.JPG Attack of the Clones
Attack of the Dupe Clones!
Kaga.jpg Allez Cuisine!
This user believes that brains are a delicacy and should be treated as such.
Emot-bandwagon.gif Templates make FUNFUN!
This user thinks that templates are a fun and exciting way to express your opinion!
Kenny.gif The PKers got Kenny!
Oh my God! You killed Kenny! You bastard!
ARedRose.jpg Roses are Red...
Violets are Blue.
This user can rhyme;
Don't you wish you could too?
Dolphin.JPG Dolphins
This user thinks dolphins are better than killer whales, and would totally be a dolphin, but with wings and lasers and shit.
ZJLovesYou.jpg Blessed by Zombie Jesus
This user or group has the blessing of Zombie Jesus. Do you?
Blacksmurf.jpg Gnap! Gnap!
This smurf is really smurfed and wants to smurf everyone in the smurf!
Martini.jpg Sobriety
The Cap is currently completley smashed.
Penguin-slap.gif WARNING!
This user or group knows how to lay the smack down.
NoHubbard.jpg Scientology Unfriendly
This user thinks that Scientology is ridiculous.
Visited Caiger Mall
This user has visited Caiger Mall.
Visited Mitchem Mall
This user has visited Mitchem Mall.
Visited Stickling Mall
This user has visited Stickling Mall.
Visited Calvert Mall
This user has visited Calvert Mall.
Georgebushdoesntcareaboutangels.jpg NO TEMPLATES!
This User does not use templates. Ever.

Welcome to the ass party!

Hello. You found my userpage. Want a medal?

I am Cap'n Silly, founder of The Wiki Code Stealers and ex-Ghetto Cow member.

I monitor Recruitment a lot, and I'll PK you if your group's ad is overdue.

I have an irrational fear of dark green. Scratch that, it's completely rational.

Zcow.jpg Suck the Cow!
In the grim darkness of Malton there is only war. And rats.
Penelope.png FIND THE SQUID
This user or group is a supporter of The Search for Penelope.



Contacts Colourized in Dropdown Menu


Flak Jacket? What?/Rename Flak Jacket

Construction Sites

Street Descriptions


Weapon Modding


Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
Che13 has given Cap'n Silly a rat for Being the best wiki mentor ever.

Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
Ev933n has given Cap'n Silly a rat for giving me a cookie for getting a cookie from Cyberbob.

Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
Lachryma has given Cap'n Silly a rat for having a lovely user page and being insane.

Cookie.jpg A FREE COOKIE
JohnRubin has given Cap'n Silly a cookie for voting for his suggestion although it gets rejected anyway.

Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
Lachryma has given Cap'n Silly a rat for calling her a 'dirty bitch' and yet still being funny.

Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
Xtralife has given Cap'n Silly a rat for his awesome implemented suggestion.

Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
JohnRubin has given Cap'n Silly a rat for voting for his ratty suggestion

Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
P02 Samuel has given Cap'n Silly a rat for no reason at all. :D

Dux Certification
This user page has officially been certified as ... erm... unique, by Dux Ducis

My Tags


Ghetto Cow: Because cubism sucks

Ghetto Cow: witty line here

Ghetto Cow: We do stuff

a witty joke

Look, it's Kevan!

Recommended Reading

To Do List

Funny Shit

Curious Facts

Kevan Davis is actually called Sack Johnson.

Australians do not throw another shrimp on the barbie.

Gage is scared of rats.

Poop is not an Indian currency, though it may seem so.

Cow-fitti.jpg GHETTO COW
we off tha heezie.. fo' rizzle!
Check it out!


"So funny I brought tears to their eyes. Of course that might just have been those onions."-Vista
on humor

"Question me again, I electrocute testicles. Is understood?" - Lachryma

"Was his father killed by a barrage of copyright violations when he was a child?"-Skitch on Akule

"Is it going to have to be only usable when a green elephant is being born on Pluto during a
civil war in Japan before you'll consider it "different"?-Labine50 on dupes

"Dammit Silly, I just spent 3 minutes looking for that, and you guzzump me :P" -Boxy on me
finding dupe faster

"What zombie would ever set foot in a graveyard?" -Gordon Frohman,Concerned

Locations, locations, locations....

In the dark ages before bots, people had to use elbow grease and finger oil to make location pages by hand! It was hard, thankless work. And finger oil isn't even a real thing.


Dakerstown Police Department.

Dakerstown Fire Stations.

Dakerstown Auto Repairs.

Dakerstown Hotels.

Dakerstown Junkyards.

Dakerstown Banks.


Shearbank Hotels.

Club Pengelly in Shearbank.

The Thorne Arms in Shearbank.

The Bridle Museum in Shearbank.

Hulme Park in Shearbank.


Roachtown Clubs.

Central Roachtown

The Chudley Building

The New Lines Incoporated company.


Huntley Heights Clubs.

Gerrard Place Police Department in Roywood.

Silly Hills

My new suburb. Don't forget to visit Penelope Mall!


(To the lyrics of Basket Case, by Greenday)

Do you have the time

To listen to survivors whine

About zombie spys and zergers all at once

I am one of those

Slimy undead fools

Necrotic to the bone no doubt about it

Sometimes 'cades give me the creeps

Sometimes survivors play tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I'm cracking up

Am I just over annoyed

Or am I stoned?

I went to eat

A random survivor's feet

He said he'd get a gun and bring me down

I went to a door

And banged it with my claw

I smashed it for the cause

And as for barricades, I'm bringing 'em down

Sometimes 'cades give me the creeps

Sometimes survivors play tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I'm cracking up

Am I just over annoyed

Or am I stoned?

Cap'n Comic.PNG

I got my very own comic! Drawn by Lach for 50 roubles.
This user is expressing their love of GC with a big fething template!

Juggernaut.jpg Don't you know who the fuck I am?!
This user is the Juggernaut, bitch!

Zergrush1.gif ZERGRUSHKEKEKEKE!!!!
This user hates Zergers but hates paranoid chickenshits more.

Trooper-hump-small.gif THE EMPIRE
Tremble in fear at the might of the Imperial Army!

Ralphchocolate.gif SPELING LOL
Yuo fayl Englesh? That's unpossablle!

Optimusprime2.jpg Optimus Prime
The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is fucking badass and can kick everyone's ass.

Greedo.jpg Greedo
This user or group supports the theory that Greedo did not shoot first and that there must have been another shooter on the grassy knoll. This shooter was probably a Centaur.

This user or group supports the vendetta against the stupid deletions on the Deletions Page. Everytime one of them is posted we will Spam it into oblivion.

PulpFiction.jpg Pulp Fiction
Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.

Mariopimp.jpg Mario the Pimp
This user believes chicks dig plumbers who do Shrooms.

Han shot first.jpg Han Shot First
This user or group supports the theory that Han totally shot first. Seriously, anything else is ridiculous. That Greedo dude wasn't fast enough for Han Solo.

GC-dumb.png The Biggest Ghetto Cow Template ever!!!
This user or group or squid or rat or stripper or character or Robot or coalition or universe loves Ghetto Cow more than or equal to The Cap and thinks that scotch and cheese and beer and hookers are awesome and hates Akule and luvz c4nt & AlQilya Jihad and is looking for Penelope and recognizes the supreme and awesome power of The Supreme Czarina and even has 24563274953475983534759835 alts with Ghetto Cow/Zach.