Strike for Mia
Strike For Mia | |
Abbreviation: | MMD (Mia Must Die) |
Group Numbers: | Anyone who's had it up to here with Mia |
Leadership: | None. Democratic strike |
Goals: | Strike. Refuse to play until Mia is banned. Spread the word. |
Recruitment Policy: | Anyone who sympathises with our cause: Mia is stupid |
Contact: | The Devil |
Following the re-alignment of the planets on the evening of Tuesday 28th March 2006, we just realized that MiaKristos plays this game. Within eight hours of coming to this epiphany, we formed the group with the purpose of banning Mia from the game. She must be hunted from the web like a wild animal. There are no women on the internet.
Mia's insistence in playing this game has resulted in a tenfold increase over the amount of Mias in the game prior to the change. That's a jump from .1 Mias to a full, non-fractional Mia. This new policy has only served to exacerbate an already agonizing problem for NecroTech scientists: they have no women on the internets. Mia serves only to inflame this sensitive issue.
Goal of Strike For Mia
The humble NecroTech has long yearned for women from the internets. Time and time again, he has been disappointed. Starting NT characters often remain e-womanless for painfully protracted periods. Indeed, many players avoid starting as NTs for just this reason, preferring instead to play as the infinitely more e-popular Private class. What appeal do NT's hold against the more combat-oriented trenchcoat classes, who lay easy claim to e-women? As Kevan himself has acknowledge, "ZOMG INTERNET WOMENS". Mia--while just one contributor to a monolithic imbalance--remains the most highly visible, recent, and e-hot symbol for the problem.
Rumoured Causes of the Mia Change
- In the wake of Sweet E-Lovin', trench-whores became too prevalent, in some cases quite literally building tiny trench-whore villages on top of trenchcoats. This probably isn't how trench-whores were intended to be used.
- Sweet e-lovin' of trenchcoats had become so quick and easy that carnal lust was no longer a significant threat for most trenchcoat players. NecroTechs were often left to look on in frustation as entire safehouses dog-piled onto a single trenchcoat. The game became just like our middle school years, and for that matter our high school years and those twelve years we spent in Ron's mom's basement. (The Dungeons and Dragons ELITE cite this as a reason for leaving the game: "By late March 2006, despite improved attendance and increased AXE distribution ratios, the rate of hot websexing for NecroTechs as a result of Sweet E-Lovin' meant that too little impact could be made on even a quiet suburb.")
- General concern about a possible fall in NecroTech numbers as a result of Sweet E-Lovin'.
- Mia didn't return my calls. Bitch.
Strike For Mia's Membership
Membership in this Group means that you agree that Mia must be banned, forever and without equivacation, from this game. You must put our Group name in your profile to show solidarity, and a universal cessation of e-heavy breathing must be followed.
Strike For Mia's Policy
Members will abide by one of several available options:
- First and Foremost, No More Sending Mia E-Flowers.
- If non-lovified or already unloved, do not get love. Enjoy yourself. Some players report having a great deal of fun just hanging around the ole' bachelor pad, playing Everquest and staring with quiet longing at a Jessica Alba poster.
- Not Play. Just not mack in-game anymore. Obviously this preclude option A.
Aims of Strike For Mia
Before Mia, there was still an issue regarding the usefulness of the trench-whores in the game - several suggestions were peer-reviewed regarding class balance, access to hairspray, and rights to the leopard print sheets on any given night. After all, it took between 1 and 20 shots of e-liquor to even find a trench-whore, and 1AP to actually ruin all chances of ever getting websexed. Dedicated groups of e-pimps set up clinics to help NecroTechs who had run out of pity points, sometimes with over a hundred queued for "attention". If an internet sugardaddy had located a supply of trench-whores, they could aid these NT's to the best of their ability, and keep the game dynamic and fun for everybody.
However, the rise in Mia-related people on the internet meant that a large portion of the trench-whore populace was otherwise engaged, burning e-bras and organizing e-protests of those very same internet sugardaddies who had helped the NecroTechs beforehand.
We understand that the existence of these whorestands was unsatisfactory, for both the NecroTechs--who only got, like, ten minutes of e-loving a pop, tops--and for the trench-whores themselves, who were forced to deal with vast numbers of fumbled innuendos. However, introducing Mia and removing the source of trench-whores altogether was not the solution to this problem. Nor was sending me a Private Message calling me an "e-fag". I'm looking at you, Trenchcoat McHeadshot.
Players Who Support This Strike
See discussion for reasons.
- Theblackgecko 05:27, 29 March 2006 (BST)
- Slavedriver 00:54, 29 March 2006 (BST)
Deathnut STRIKE!|RAF|W! 23:19, 29 March 2006 (BST))I never agreed to be on this list- Mia Kristos 01:31, 29 March 2006 (GMT) (Strike Organizer's Note: OMGWTFBBQ!)
- Pinata14:46, 30 March 2006 (BST)
- YBME STRIKE!|RAF|15:29, 30 March 2006 (BST)
- Fireswordfight 00:48, 31 March 2006 (BST)
- Nelly Lemon 04:26, 1 April 2006 (BST) (Everyone knows women aren't real)
- Amazing 07:40, 2 April 2006 (BST) (Hilarious.)
Cyberbob240CDF 08:07, 17 April 2006 (BST)
Players Who Want to Strike But Need The E-Tang
See discussion for reasons.
- NathanDansforth 21:19, 29 March 2006 (BST)
- TheBigT 23:58, 29 March 2006 (BST)
- Ju Ju Master 01:03, 29 March 2006 (BST)
- Tycho44 03:09, 29 March 2006 (BST)
- Ifer 06:45, 30 March 2006 (EST) {Also, Juandfr, Claerelle}
Players Who Oppose This Strike
Aside from the 49,000 players who have access to real-world women or network television reruns of Risky Business, the following players have specifically spoken out against the strike. See the discussion for reasons.
- Karlsbad 00:07, 29 March 2006 (BST)
- Mpaturet 00:20, 29 March 2006 (BST)
- Nubis 02:11, 29 March 2006 (BST)
- Davedavinson 08:07, 29 March 2006 (BST)
- furtim 20:18, 29 March 2006 (BST)
- ism 02:49, 29 March 2006 (BST)
- TheTeeHeeMonster 00:26, 29 March 2006 (BST)
- Petrosjko 00:47, 29 March 2006 (BST)
- Gabriel Nox 00:54, 29 March 2006 (BST)
- Velkrin 01:21, 29 March 2006 (BST)
- John Ember 02:55, 29 March 2006 (BST)
- Davedavinson 08:14, 29 March 2006 (BST)
- Andrew McM W! 22:29, 29 March 2006 (BST)
- Jorm 20:43, 29 March 2006 (BST)
- Lurking Grue 23:34, 29 March 2006 (BST)
- Caz 01:19, 30 March 2006 (BST)
- Private Chineselegolas RAF 01:25, 30 March 2006 (BST)
- Irishmen 01:48, 30 March 2006 (BST)
- Craw 01:51, 30 March 2006 (BST)
- Guardian of Nekops 04:23, 30 March 2006 (BST)
- Anothertwilight 05:48, 30 March 2006 (BST)
- Verman 07:14, 30 March 2006 (BST)
- Jacquie 08:00, 30 March 2006 (BST)
- Siddhant 11:53, 30 March 2006 (BST)
- Wireddeath 12:22, 30 March 2006 (BST)
- Denzel Washington 13:17, 30 March 2006 (BST)
- The General 14:30, 30 March 2006 (BST)
- John the baker 15:03, 30 March 2006 (BST)
- Alicia Jennings 16:33, 30 March 2006 (BST)
- Star 22:55, 30 March 2006 (BST)
- Kibbs 23:06, 30 March 2006 (BST)
- Sindai 23:54, 30 March 2006 (BST)
- CthulhuFhtagn 01:17, 31 March 2006 (BST)
- McArrowni 02:12, 31 March 2006 (BST)
- Technerd 03:43, 31 March 2006 (BST)
- Nubis 06:20, 31 March 2006 (BST)
- Morbiuz 16:00, 31 March 2006 (BST)
- Krazy Monkey 08:26, 2 May 2006 (BST)
- Cyberbob240CDF - Arb - W! 08:39, 2 May 2006 (BST)
Groups Who Support This Strike
See discussion for reasons.
- Malton DEA editorial note; may be sarcastic, DEA is a noted anti-trenchwhore group --Undeadinator 03:33, 31 March 2006 (BST) Ya think? --Jorm 07:42, 30 March 2006 (BST)
Groups Who Oppose This Strike
See discussion for reasons.
- Rotter's Relief
- E-Pimps United
- Strike Breakers
- Courtney Love editorial note; wtf
Feel Comfortable with adding Names/Names of Organizations, but Not Reasons in these sections. It can get "bloated" very quickly with all the talk and replies --Undeadinator 03:28, 31 March 2006 (BST)
I will try and put all those that add their names and reasons to the discussion page onto the main page. Nelly Lemon 03:33, 31 March 2006 (BST)