Strike Breakers
| Strike Breakers | |
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| Abbreviation: | None |
| Group Numbers: | No Current Estimate |
| Leadership: | Anybody who feels like taking charge. |
| Goals: | Crush the myriad labor movements and popular fronts appearing in Malton. |
| Recruitment Policy: | Bash a hippy. |
| Contact: | Contact Zaruthustra |
We've all seen it. The moment any game change is proposed the inevitable "STRIKE!!111" page appears. What follows is invariably a puppet show of ne'er-do-wells shaking their tiny fists at the various forces they think are conspiring against them. Well we're tired of it, and Strike Breakers is where it stops. Our network of thugs, scabs, blackleggers, and goons are here to make sure Malton's business keeps humming along, with or without the disaffected masses.
Group Purpose
There is some confusion with the group's goals. We exist not to much to break strikes as to break strikers. As an honorary member your goal is to go out there and teach those pinko miscreants a thing or two about civil disobedience. With a coordinated effort we are confident that we can crush every one of these communists before they idle out of the game, never to be heard from again. Remember the Strike Breaker motto, "playing Urban Dead so you don't have to."
Methods
The Strike Breakers have a very direct and distinct modus operandi. Destroy anybody supporting strikes. We want all our members to kill anybody who is caught talking about any strike for any reason. Be sure to credit us for the action as well. It isn't neccesary to kill everybody who complains about recent changes, as these people are probably just too feeble minded to join the market place of ideas and understand changes. Our target is the agitators who lure these simple folk into their twisted labor collectives.
"But what about us non-combat types?" you might say. Well never fear, we have many options for you.
- Suck it up and grab an axe you mincing panzy.
- Revive and heal our thugs.
- Tag suburbs with dire warnings and slogans to make the consequences of unionizing clear.
- Organize others to join us.
- Erect small shrines to Friedrich Hayek in malls.
Membership
Anybody can join the Strike Breakers. We accept any individuals or groups, and don't require you to dissolve your current groups to join. Bring the whole family! Through our united efforts we will rid Malton of the scourge of popular democratic movements.
Labor Bosses
The head honchos in charge of organizing our efforts against strikers.
- Taking time off from his job as evil shadow lord, Zaruthustra likes to spend his free time on humanitarian projects*.
- *So long as your definition of humanitarian is broad enough to accomodate most crimes against humanity outlined in the Geneva Convention protocols.
- After semi-retiring from the WCDZ to join the Mall Tour, he's back to be a peaceful negotiator between the Strike Breakers and any striking parties (read: bash some hippies).
Scabs
Our groups enforcement arm, crushing labor resistance as they find it.
- Breaking the heads of those in Strike with baseball bats. Someone have to do the dirty work around here.
- Goon Squads are my forte.
Blackleggers
Other groups who are assisting us in ridding Malton of the strikers.
Enemies
These are the current strikes going on in Malton. If you hear anybody in a building spouting off about these dangerous socialist groups, be sure to eliminate them with extreme prejudice. Key agitators should be immediately dispatched, regardless of their activities.
Strike For Syringes
Our current nemesis, Strike for Syringes, has lured the notoriously red intellectual necrotechs of Malton out on strike. This dire threat must be met with swift and optimally violent action.
Key Agitators
Theblackgecko
Slavedriver
Deathnut
Rogue
John Rove
Pinata
YBME
Fireswordfight
Arcibi
Final Resistance.
Switzerland
Crossman Defense Force
On Strike
The original menace, On strike has since been abandoned. Should it ever return though, it must be dealt with swiftly.
Inactive
Back On Strike
This pair of hangers on from the original On Strike seem to pose no organized threat. Never the less, vigilance must be maintained, lest they infect the weak minded.
Key Agitators
Nod
Spacenookie
Strike for Mia
This rather perplexing strike seems to be supported by an amalgam of drug addled hippies. Even if they aren't an organized strike of any sort, we encourage our users to terminate strike members anyways, as a matter of principle.
Inactive
Tracking
Place any confirmed kills here, as well as sightings of known union leaders.
John Rove seen at Byers Walk (99,4) in Dulston. 23:05, 3 April 2006 (BST)
Asher Johnson was aerated by NipsMcBite's pistols at Crossman Grove Police Dept [25, 20]. --Zaruthustra-Mod 17:29, 7 April 2006 (BST)
You say "Asher Johnson. I'm from the Malton Strike Breakers. For your group's support of Strike for Syringes you are going to be executed. The rest of you will thank us for this once we crush international communism in Malton. See our ad on the wiki to join!" to the fifty people nearest to you. You fire at Asher johnson for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die. You say, "Better dead than red!" to the fifty people nearest to you.
Yelpish was unburdened of his high minded ideals by NipsMcBite at Crossman Grove Police Dept [25, 20]. --Zaruthustra-Mod 20:00, 8 April 2006 (BST)
You fire at Yelpish for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die. You say "Let this be a lesson to the rest of you. Go on strike and we'll beat the democracy out of you."
Zod Rhombus danced the Tec 9 tango to NipsMcBite's sweet sweet music over at Halse Crescent Police Dept [20, 20]. --Zaruthustra-Mod 17:29, 10 April 2006 (BST)
You say "I thought I was done with you CDF, but you keep falling into my lap. Take your socialist paradise to your grave." You fire at Zod Rhombus for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.
Rashombie was terminated by aider's pistols at Crossman Grove Police Department [25, 20]. --The General W! Mod 16:09, 7 May 2006 (BST)
You say "Rashombie, I am a representitive of the Malton Strike breakers and for your participation of strike for syringes and various other crimes against humanity, you are to be terminated." You fire at Rashombie for 5 damage. They die. You say "Termination complete." You say "Have a nice day."
'monkphin was relieved of his high minded ideals by aider at Halse Crescent Police Department [20, 20].--The General W! Mod 09:09, 29 May 2006 (BST)
You fire at monkphin for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die. You say "That's what you get for striking, we'll knock the democracy out of you. Malton Strike Breakers, check our wiki for more information."
