Talk:The Faggots

Sorry guys about the delete thing. It is just that recently we have seen so many vandals around here, and Gankbus gets so many attention that i was worried that this might be some kind of attack agaisnt you guys. It was a page made by someone whom i never saw here on the wiki, so...

I believe this 'delete' tag could be removed as soon some mod approves this pages. --hagnat ^{t • w} 01:16, 13 April 2006 (BST)

Trial Membership?

I'm not sure I could ever be a true Faggot, but I must say I am curious. Is there any way I could learn what it means to be a Faggot without anyone else knowing? It's not that I'm scared really, but I don't know what my friends would think. --Rueful 14:29, 14 April 2006 (BST)

We have a lot of Faggots who might not want to be so obvious about it. Sure, a lot of us Faggots are dead set on openly trying to cover Malton's behind. That doesn't mean we don't need a few people behind us from time to time! Scinfaxi 14:25, 15 April 2006 (BST)

Sounds great to me. The next time you kill a beardo in self defense(preferably Zod Rhombus-he killed me today for NO REASON AT ALL) just yell something about The Faggots. Our group motto is very catchy and not just because I came up with it.Jjames 04:12, 15 April 2006 (BST)

The Name

Yeah, It's so rare to find anyone who knows the names of two submarines from a computer game. -- Amazing 23:56, 14 April 2006 (BST)

That's because they're both from a console series, one that kicks ass. Scinfaxi 14:24, 15 April 2006 (BST)

We're all the same person though, seriously. Just like everyone else that you send love letters to. Scinfaxi 19:01, 15 April 2006 (BST)

Please don't talk to me. I'm worried you'll give me AIDS.Jjames 04:00, 15 April 2006 (BST)

May I suggest my thread?

May I suggest my thread?

MaulMachine 17:18, 10 May 2006 (BST)

I don't like that forum. They call us gingerbread men because they're homophobes who never heard of a bunch of sticks.Jjames 01:33, 13 May 2006 (BST)

Nothing wrong with using the list... And the Gingerbread Men are...another group entirely. MaulMachine ^U! 03:38, 14 May 2006 (BST)

They censor our name and call us gingerbread men instead. If you want feel free to copy and paste on our discussion page.Jjames 03:50, 14 May 2006 (BST)

...Oh lord...they censor your name because it's a swear word, not because of you! :harvey: MaulMachine ^U! 22:00, 14 May 2006 (BST)

It'not a swear word in the context I'm using it. So I think it's arbitrary. Anyway's I'd rather just post here than sign up there. FYI: I'm gonna move this to discussion later to keep my front page tidy.

Are you dead? Really

I mean, I know you;re supposed to die in this game, but have you ceased all function? MaulMachine ^U! 06:31, 29 May 2006 (BST) Who are you talking about? Most of us have been active in game and on the wiki. I haven't been updating the celebrity kills lately but we've still been active. Scinfaxi is looking into his problem logging in.Jjames 21:20, 29 May 2006 (BST) The problem is called a blanket ban, but it should be gone. MaulMachine ^U! 00:42, 1 June 2006 (BST)

Celebrity Safari

you stole my idea! when i killed Martin Scorsese a few weeks ago i thought of something similar! Well, it seems you guys started things first... BUT IT WAS MINE IDEA. humpf. :^( --hagnat ^mod 19:58, 30 May 2006 (BST) ^{can i join in ?} I wouldn't take credit for that lame ass idea. Especially since jjames is claiming people with numbers after their names! Scinfaxi 04:30, 31 May 2006 (BST)

That was only one person. How many Canadians have you killed, Scinfaxi?Jjames 17:20, 31 May 2006 (BST)

Canadians or Canadian children? Canadian Bacon was a damn funny movie too you asshole. Scinfaxi 05:18, 2 June 2006 (BST)

You haven't killed anyone or anything in like a month. What have you been doing, quilting tampons, Grandma Pussylips? Canadian Bacon was awful.Jjames 00:54, 3 June 2006 (BST)

I've been too busy playing on the radio lately. I wasted 50 AP spamming Caiger Malls frequency with comments about my balls. Scinfaxi 04:25, 3 June 2006 (BST)

That's been the last few days. What about the last month? You haven't killed anyone! People are going to say we're not a PK group anymore! What then? I'm not gonna start killing zombies, man! You can't make me! *Leaves to go cry*

I've dedicated myself to community service! Scinfaxi 04:40, 3 June 2006 (BST)

White Pride?

You know this is going to hurt your credibility, right? Unless you manage to carry it off with your usual hilarious aplomb. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 03:46, 6 August 2006 (BST)

Why? Do you have something against white people? Are you some kind of racist?Jjames 01:24, 7 August 2006 (BST)

This is all about being proud to be white, it's not meant to do any controversial or annoying. That's just below us. Scinfaxi 05:56, 7 August 2006 (BST)

As a son from an immigrant Spanish family, I'm proud to have a Spanish background. I think white people can be prideful of who they are too. Why should only black people and gays be happy who they are;)?(Delta flyer 19:33, 8 August 2006 (BST))

You are no racist/facist pigs? Come on... every kind of this pride thing is bullshit. if its white, latin, black, yellow or whatever. theres nothing to be proud of. YOU had nothing to do with these great "inventions of the white race" as you try to sell them... There have been inventions made by people, that would probably not even speak with you, because the facist ideology you want to sell... you´re a bunch of nazis and nothing more... your white storm is the same bullshit as the black storm.

Abandon Leadership - Establish Anarchist Society

--Madd83 19:47, 10 August 2006 (BST)

Oi, I'm back. Had to lay low due to some obnoxious bounty hunters, but I'm all for this damn rally. Let's beat some funniness into humorless twats like Madd83.

--Thom Flask

Madd83, I'm afraid your days among the living are numbered. PKing me? Oh, no, no. I shall have none of that. --Thom Flask

Awwwwww man... don´t take it personal. If you hadn´t talked so much at the mall i wouldn´even have seen you. It wasn´t against you... just against your affiliation with this facist/racist group. Please don´t cry. And as you have seen. I did have support from other survivors...

Oh, i almost forgot: Why you call it PKing? May I suggest to call it RKing? Racist Killing?

Establish Anarchist Society! --Madd83 18:27, 15 August 2006 (BST)

Do you even know what the word "facist" means? Did you know that killing someone for affilaiting with a non violent group (whether you consider them racist or not) makes you more of a "facist" then they are? You are not well articulated.Jjames 21:52, 15 August 2006 (BST)

Yes, i know what facist means. Even what racist means. The Faggots are a grouß, that supports ideals of racism and facism and I see the killing of Thom as part of the action against your white pride rally. And come on... he isn´t even really dead. I bet he´s alive again... --Madd83 22:16, 15 August 2006 (BST)

Good riddance to him. I wish I could've gotten one of them. --Luigi Galleani 22:13, 15 August 2006 (BST)

Yeah, got him. Thanks to the help of another survivor, cause i ran out of AP. By the way: I don´t see this killing as an action of facism. It´s just a necessary sacrifice for the revolution. --Madd83 22:16, 15 August 2006 (BST)

For being a humorless child with hilariously moronic political non-opinions, you shall die within a few days. --Thom Flask

Oh noooo please... i dont wanna die... come on... don´t YOU understand humor? It´s been just a joke... i don´t have anything against you... it´s just... Ah, fuck it. Come and get me and I will kick your ass again. And if you don´t want to show your racism, with your WPR, you at least promote it, which is nothing better. Oh, and please kill me "with a few days". I will kill you with my shotgun, which should work better. --Madd83 00:12, 16 August 2006 (BST)

You do realize our "racism" is obviously satire I hope, and your reaction is the best punchline we could have asked for. Regardless, I'm blowing your head off on principle alone. I've always wanted to try my hand at PKing. --Thom Flask

Listen, i don´t care if its satirical. If it is, then you are even more stupid that i thought, knwoing that its bullshit and though starting the OWS and promote it. And after all... this is a zombie apocalypse game. What shall i do? Try to block your way? Go on hunger strike? --Madd83 08:50, 16 August 2006 (BST)

Shutting your self-righteous prepubescent mouth would have been nice. If this is a game about zombies, how come you're going around promoting anarchy/socialism? I find those political philosophies to be VERY offensive, yet I've never PKed you before. --Thom Flask

Ever heard of Roleplaying? But if you´re satisfied i won´t write anything here again. Im doing this cause it´s senseless anyway and i´m tired of all this discussion not because of you telling me to do so. You got your opinion, i got mine. You try to kill me, i´ll try to defend myself... --Madd83 12:47, 17 August 2006 (BST)

Haha, I just saw somebody pump some lead into Thom Flask. If he hangs out in Caiger Mall, maybe I'll be back to hit him with a guerrilla assault or two. Smash the racists. --Luigi Galleani 15:10, 17 August 2006 (BST)

Like yourself? You've demonstrated amply that you hate white people because they're white elsewhere. Double standards, anyone? –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 16:22, 17 August 2006 (BST)

The moment you want to maturely discuss race and my personal perspective and analysis of it, come talk to me. --Luigi Galleani 16:32, 17 August 2006 (BST)

Contributions of the White Race.

1. Ended slavery.
2. Founded the UN.
3. Developed the rubber wheel.
4. Discovered iron.
5. The traffic light.
6. War.
7. Stem Cells.
8. AIDS? This one might be a mixed bag.
9. Government Housing
10. Science
11. Technology
12. Math
13. Art
14. Rock and Roll
15. Baseball
16. Apple Pie
17. Dr. Pepper
18. Texas
19. Television
20. Telephones
21. The Internet
22. Religion
23. Sex
24. Light-bulbs
25. Clothing
26. Water
27. Air conditioning
28. Jazz*
29. Rock and Roll*
30. Cotton
31. Paper
32. Johnny Cash
33. The Pyramids*
34. Agriculture
35. Summer Camp
36. The Alamo
37. The economy
38. Ice cream
39. Beef jerky
40. Domesticated animals
41. Teflon
42. Cement
43. Airplanes
44. Paper
45. Spears
46. Thongs
47. Fireworks, which was later stolen by the Chinese.*
48. Sand
49. Horseshoes
50. Inuits
51. Comedy
52. Space
53. Black holes
54. Lawnmowers
55. Einstein
56. Chalk
57. Coffee
58. Sandwiches
59. Paint
60. Popcorn
61. Wagons
62. Calendars
63. Earth
64. God

*You trust your history, and I'll trust mine

To any one still not "in the know" the above is parody. It makes racism look silly and ridiculous which it is, and exposed the sad state of racial intolerance and censorship on the wiki. Like the best satire it seems frivilous and mean, but is really deep and concerned with the welfare of all mankind. I would say that I am exactly like Oscar Wilde.Jjames 01:11, 20 August 2006 (BST)

Except that Oscar Wilde was funny. Karloth vois ^RR 14:47, 8 September 2006 (BST)

Zing! And to think it only took two weeks to come up with that stinging retort. You really aren't very good at reading by the way.Jjames 17:16, 8 September 2006 (BST)

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Conndraka^{mod T CFT} 10:29, 28 August 2006 (BST)

Uh, what?

Apparently my forum account has been suspended until 2033. Why?--Thom Flask 06:13, 30 September 2006 (BST)

Because I got sick and tired of Jjames and Scinfaxi's shit. I never had a problem with you, but I don't know where your loyalties lie. –Xoid ^S•T•FU! 06:15, 30 September 2006 (BST)

That'll show him for supporting your efforts more faithfully than some actual members of ASS. You get that motherfucker for being productive and helping your cause without undue drama. That'll teach him that petty vendettas are more important than actions.Jjames 07:31, 30 September 2006 (BST)

Christ, I see I didn't miss much. Fucking drama.--Thom Flask 16:22, 30 September 2006 (BST)

You whining, virginal little shits.

The funniness has ended. I quit.--Thom Flask 21:24, 5 October 2006 (BST)

Fuck you if you can't take a joke.Jjames 07:26, 6 October 2006 (BST)

We have not yet begun to whine and piss people off. Scinfaxi 23:49, 22 November 2006 (UTC)