The Gingerbraaains

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The Gingerbraaains
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Abbreviation: none
Group Numbers: 13+
Leadership: graagh!
Goals: braaaAHnRZ!
Recruitment Policy: RARHNM MNAHBGHA ZZRHRHBGAHHA GBRHNMgh? GARHAHn NMRZ!
Contact: anRA G!NGARBRAAA!N mHAmbHAr


Known Facts and Rumors

Ridleybank was invaded by the Gingerbread Men with hopes of securing a piece of Ridleybank. Yet, the Gingerbread Men slowly started to disappear. Much talk was spawned and talk breeds rumors...

"(I've heard) that the GBM turned into Gingerbraaains, but no one knows for sure." -- Jack Smiley -- Malton Zombie taskforce

"They entered Ridleybank as the high-spirited Gingerbread Men. They left Ridleybank as the ever-hungry Gingerbraaains" -- Ridleybank zombie quarantine force

Reporters on the front line have been able to talk with a few zombies calling themselves The Gingerbraaains!. Hidden behind the safety of their barricade, they listened to the zombies outside speak and moan. What they heard is unintelligible to average humans, so teams of zombie translators are working on the task right now. Their findings will be posted as soon as they are completed.

Latest News: Recently a Spokesperson by the name of Malton Mike, member of the infamous Gingerbraaains, has stood up but our reporters think it is doubtfull he speaks the whole truth. His journal can be found here: Journal:Malton Mike

Currently Translated

Feb 24 2006: Today Ram met up with 4 Ginger compatriots: meself, Lustindarkness, Just Shoot Me and Eddie Scrimger. Ram then went on to bring Nighthaunter to the side of peace and free political expression, that of the Undead.
Gripping Night Haunter by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They die.

The days after this the Sugar Frosted Fiends ventured through Malton, groaning their sweet melodies. Soon other sweet toothed undead joined their ranks, amongst them were dvd, Catfish Hunter, pico, Tom Failur and MLF. They had to keep up the Group Spirit with some song and stiffed dance so it wasn't long untill they recruited their own gingerbraaain cheerleader named Galliminus


=== The ongoing saga of the G!NGARBRAAA!NZ===
(we've got our top NT scientists on this, they're working around the clock to translate the reports of this Zed Group. Our excuses for any delay.)

March 5 to March 13: On Sunday the fifth of March, in the year two thousand and six, a giant dinosaur was seen attacking the very strong barricades of Featherstone Library, she succeeded where many other giant zombiefied dinosaurs had failed. As she broke into this harmanz safe house, members of the fabled Gingerbraaains! attacked. Many defenders joined the ranks of the dead; even more were infected. Still others where bitten and mauled until the sad time came when the exertions of the day numbed clouded brainz. The Harmanz tried to fight back by rebarricading, extracting DNA, and even reviving those content as zombies. Their actions were futile however, as wave two further decimated their defense. The siege went far too easily, day after day Friends of the Featherstone Library stood by as their precious library got destroyed by the sugar frosted fiends. The Gingarbraaainz came together one fatefull night and sniffed the harman stench under the blood red moon that would lead them to a more furtile place filled with fresher braaainz. With an unspeakable resolve they moved away from the demolished library and disappeared into the night.

March 18th to March 26: The Gingerbraaains threw their full force at Fort Perryn. Some would say that they crumbled against the barricades and mass of survivors inside. In truth, however, they were reforged in the fires of hell — rebaked and sugar frosted, but most of all; redetermined to eat brains. Even their unusually short attention span was not disrupted in the face of such a formidable brain buffet. The Gingerbrainz' hungry groans could be heard halfway across Malton, drawing fellow brain eating enthusiasts from the The Wreckening and Ferals from the surrounding area. Before long, all the harmaz were either in digestion or fleeing for their lives as zombie laughs filled the decrepit concrete armory. The Gingerbraains had their fun and considered a well deserved vacation from the usual bloodletting, tearing limbs and braineating.

April 2nd till Now: Upon entering Tolman Power Station the Revived members of the Gingerbraaains encountered a remarkable group of survivors called Malton Tours Inc. This was the vacation they were hoping for! Eating brains, bloodletting and tearing limbs is usual fun, but meeting people that represented the core Malton Inhabitants baffled their minds. Quickly they went into action to revive their zombified comrades to inform them about this well deserved vacation.
The positivity radiating from these people even rubbed off on the Brainrotted Gingerbraaains. The Gingerbraaains decided to run with these people for a while, for these people to show them them how Malton was before the Early Outbreaks. A certain Mr Cheese even took great delight in munching of the Gingerbread arm of our great Gingerbraaain leader Ram. It wouldn't even be unimaginable if these people would be spared if the Gingerbraaains would ever return to their trusted zombified state.

Strike for Bakeries

Protestors protesting for bakeries

The Gingerbraaains have noticed that Malton is lacking in Bakeries thus making it difficult for us to dry out after inclement weather. Not even mentioning our Sugar Frost problem, it does brittle away after being blasted a few times. Therefore we will start destroying barricades every day untill Kevan gives us bakeries!

  1. --Technerd 03:29, 13 April 2006 (BST)
  2. --This has my support, Brains may be great, but they can only sustain you for so long, we need some cookies in the city. -- Littlelisa
  3. --All barricades will fall, unless there will be bakeries!!!--Vykos 04:48, 13 April 2006 (BST)
  4. --We Want Bakeries, We want Bakeries!!! --Myself 22:10, 14 April 2006 (BST)
  5. --Just noticed this, sign me up. Incidentally, I've made a template.
Bakeries for Barricades.jpg More Bakeries!
This user or group supports The Gingerbraaains in their belief that there should be more Bakeries around Malton for the benefit of all confectionary people and to provide wholesome cookies for long sieges.

Put {{Bakery Protest}} where you want it. --Myo 02:21, 26 May 2006 (BST)



Make your own Gingerbraaains!

10 cups all purpose braaains
1 3/4 cups sugar
2/3 cups Survivor blood
1 tablespoon ground cinnamon
1 tablespoon ground ginger
2 teaspoons double-acting baking powder
1 1/4 teaspoons salt
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon Survivor Liver extract
1 eight-ounce container sour cream
2 Eyes

To prepare dough: Use a large bowl, measure 8 cups of Braaains and remaining ingredients. Within a powered building use a mixer at low speed, beat until well mixed, constantly scraping bowl with rubber spatula. Within a non-powered building: ask somebody to put up a fueled genny, if not, you'll be in for hours mixing this. With hand, knead in remaining 2 cups of Braaains to make a soft dough. Wrap dough in plastic wrap and refrigerate 2 hours in a Powered building or, for non-powered buildings: knead until dough is not sticky and is of easy kneading consistency. ( this could take days due to the moist Braaains. )

To roll dough: Work with half of a batch at a time on a lightly floured work surface with lightly bloody hands, knead dough until smooth. Then on a greased and floured 17" x 14" cookie sheet, with lightly bloody rolling pin roll dough to 3/16" or 1/8" thickness. You can use dowels of the same size at either side of the dough on the cookie sheet to help create a uniform thickness. (For easy rolling, place cookie sheet on a damp bloody cloth to prevent it from slipping.)

To cut and bake dough: Make your brain formed pattern pieces of heavy cardboard. Lay them on the dough and using a Sharp Knife or Fire Axe, use as many pieces as you can from the rolled dough on your cookie sheet, leaving at least 1/2" inch between the pieces. Remove scraps and reserve for re rolling. Look for a powered building and preheat oven to 350 degrees. (Place cookie sheet in the refrigerator if there is room while the oven preheats. Bake until golden red to brown and very firm when lightly touched with your finger. Remove cookie sheet from oven and cool on wire rack 5 minutes. Carefully remove the baked pieces from cookie sheet and place on wire rack to cool completely.

Note: If you need to do some trimming do it while the cookie dough is warm out of the oven.

You may need to make several batches of dough to complete your project, but don't multiply and try to do it all at once...the process just doesn't work that way. Just go out to wreck some Cades for more Braaains and repeat from step one.



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See his full report on journal:Malton Mike
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