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Jensonson was first spotted in Malton in August 2005, just a month after the virus spread through the City like an ill wind. There has been speculation that Jensonson, and his arch nemesis Lord Pitman, were somehow linked to the outbreak and there have been several encounters between the two Malton veterans throughout the years.

Whether this was why Jensonson built a survivor group by the end of 2005 is unclear but one thing is certain, The Fortress has grown from strength to strength and is now one of the greatest factions in the City.

Jensonson's biggest achievements, apart from forming and leading survivor group, The Fortress, are numerous. He believes that his greatest achievement has been inspiring and motivating literally hundreds of players to continue fighting vigilantly against the undead hordes of Malton for months and years. The average play-time of a qualified Fortress member is approximately eight months and many have remained loyal throughout the years. This is down to the outstanding structure of the survivor group, the unique and continuing storyline and the independently monitored mini-challenges (The Fortress ABA's) that his group offers. Jensonson is also proud to say that he has become firm friends with many of the people he has met in Malton, and now also IRL. :)

Common questions that are asked of Jensonson are i) Why Jensonson? To which his answer is, predictably, "Why not?", ii) Why are you speaking of yourself in the third person? To which the not so predictable answer is, "It excites me." and iii) Do you ever lower your exceptionally high moral code and do something dumb, to which his answer is "Yes, somtimes it does happen unfortunately but I'd always apologize if I'm in the wrong." OK?

Jensonson's future aspirations are to develop the group into a fully independent and self-sufficient facility - the centre of all Malton survivor activity - and to one day achieve the impossible of wiping out the virus from the streets of Malton and winning the game.

If you would like to talk to Jensonson, please add your comments below (new posts at the bottom of the article please) and he will strive to get back to you.

Vigilant indeed


I actually had forgotten I had posted. No, I am just learning more about other groups in the game. Usually I operate 2 survivor alts (as you saw from my user page), but with Monreoville reopening I have started using my MRF alt there. My Zerg hunter is currently on vacation, I cant afford to "pay" for alts and juggling three is quite interesting with the IP hit restrictions :P

My only contact with your fine group is with my RRF zombie alt, and as I said, I am impressed with your groups demeanor. Alas, I do not have a spare alt to send your way, and cant afford the time to start a new alt up (tempting as it is). As a single, private individual we cant hardly call me a 'ally', so I guess here or Barhah it is. Whichever works for you good sir, though I can understand if you want to avoid running amongst the Barhah forums.

One of your last comments "I'm sure we'll get several members remonstrating about spying and such but your final paragraph on zerging is enough to convince me of your gaming style." caught my attention. Do some of your members see playing both sides of the game as spying? Thats how I'm reading, and its a interesting thought. I have a personal restriction of keeping any two of my alts 2 solid suburbs apart, it would be interesting to see if even the most paranoid of your players could link me to spying then. Usually my RRF alt (le gasp) is around Ridleybank, and my survivor alt is usually 4 suburbs away keeping his home clean. Besides, as a horde, the RRF does not condone spying for any reason. If I were a spy, I can assure you I would be pants'd and hussled out so fast that my brain rotted head would likely fall off :D

I dont know if my user page showed it (I need to update it), but I am a Uncle in the RRF, in charge of the "main" horde :D so that takes quite alot of my game time. However, if things should change, or my Monroeville alt loses his head, I will definitely consider joining your noble group.

--Gus ThomasSpartaZHU 20:58, 26 June 2008 (BST)

New Recruitment page

Try this new recruitment page Suburb Recruitment.--Gamerman191 01:32, 27 October 2008 (UTC)

Zombie Emergency Management Agency

Hello Jensonson, my name is Soldier UDW leader of the Zombie Emergency Management Agency. We are a specialized organization who deals with the living dead. You will find more information on our website.

I was thinking if your group will like to join an alliance with us. Since I took a look on your group page that you and your group members are very organized and have a lot of things going on. Well so do we, and your group is invited to join Z.E.M.A. It is that simple by joining, if you put your group name in the Group list of our webpage all of your group members will be a member of Z.E.M.A. (including you). If you like to make an alliance with us or have any questions contact me on my Talk page. Okay?

-- Soldier UDW 02:05, 13 December 2008 (UTC)

Hey there

This edit, I'm afraid, isn't on. You can't actually edit other peoples' comments. I know it's nothing major but I'm just giving you a heads up because, as you probably know, it's a VBable offense. And by the way, I liked the anecdote you wrote on your user page. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 09:59, 17 April 2009 (BST)

Ah, OK. As you can see, I was tidying a ridiculously long URL but I understand your concern and will take note. Jensonson 22:15, 23 April 2009 (BST)

Signature Policy

Hi. your signature currently breaks the signature policy because it has an image larger than 50kb. Please reduce the size of that image or use a smaller variant please. -- ϑanceϑanceevolution 11:45, 18 April 2011 (BST)

No problem. Updated ;) FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 13:53, 1 May 2011 (BST)


Apparently I was told that I was still in the VC2012 for some reason (I thought I'd be eliminated for inactivity ages ago). Well not anymore as of 5 hours ago. I'll have the screenie and a funny story (well 2 of them) when I get back from hiatus.  CrunchyCake  T  Breakfast Club 06:52, 13 February 2012 (UTC)

Bad luck Krat my man. Look forward to the story and you are heavily missed around here but we were keeping a close eye on you (and your newspaper slaps) during the VC. Sounds like Cold Cell had a bad day yesterday, thanks to the RRF! Our old nemesis! FortressTag.JPG Jensonson About Me The Fortress Talk BOOM TFN TV Promo Join 10:04, 14 February 2012 (UTC)
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