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''' The Pumpkin Pedophiles were formed during the first outbreaks of [[Malton]]. [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=71360 Neo Nazi] was lurking about the cruel streets of horror, killing zombies as they popped out of manholes and dark alleys. He faced a lot of hostility from people who did not seem to like his name. Cursed he was from birth, it appears to be. He sought refuge in the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korova_Milk_Bar Korova Milk Bar], where he met a candid lad by the name of [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=738584 Lezick]. The two drank [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A4gerbomb Jägerbombs] all night, hearing the thuds from the zombies' dangling arms from the outside.''' | |||
==<div style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 100%; margin: 1em 1em; color: darkorange;">'''The Grand Awakening'''''== | |||
'''So, it came to the marvelous minds of [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=71360 Neo Nazi] and [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=738584 Lezick] that the most vile thing that they both have encountered was the abandonment of children in [[library|libraries]], [[school|schools]], etc. This could not be forgotten from their [http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=medullae+oblongatae&x=23&y=16 medullae oblongatae]. They were disgusted by the actions of the parents who were more interested in saving themselves than their own children. It was this that awakened the Pumpkin Pedophiles and alerted them that something had to be done. From then on, the Pumpkin Pedophiles deployed philanthropic men to satiate all the children of [[Malton]] and to avenge the traumatized children, by killing their parents indiscriminately. It might sound ruthless, but the Pumpkin Pedophiles believe that our posterity is of the utmost importance.''' | |||
==<div style="font-family: verdana; font-size: 100%; margin: 1em 1em; color: darkorange;">'''Actions Taken'''''== | |||
'''The Pumpkin Pedophiles started by joining the sieges of [[Caiger Mall]], where pitiful, deadbeat parents were munching in food courts and reading their [[Newspaper|filthy newspapers]]. Then, the Pumpkin Pedophiles went on to killing extreme amounts of pitiful parents in [[Calvert Mall]] in [[Quarlesbank]]. They're currently in the processs of annihilating [[Military|military personnel]] in [[Fort Creedy]] because they take pride in hiding behind big walls while their children are starving and becoming [[Infection|infected]] by treacherous zombies. On a side mission, they are seeking justice in [[Giddings Mall]] for alleged child abuse. For fun, they've joined the [[Silent Night Slaughter]] and served justice to apathetic soldiers. Recently, [http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/2141/urbandeadthecity1202309ka2.png they] [http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/233/urbandeadthecity1202309zf8.png annihilated] [http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2754/0pl2e71tmpws3.jpg all] of [http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/2562/urbandeadthecity1202310rg3.png CRASH] for denying the children of Malton sausages, and rotting their teeth away with soda. | |||
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'''The Pumpkin Pedophiles are known to dabble in the arcane wonders of the world. And so, through their divine superiority, they create their own words which can only be understood by themselves. Linguistics is not the only area that the Pumpkin Pedophiles are known to be enlightened with. Their musical tastes surpass the average, simplistic music of the masses. Chances are the Pumpkin Pedophiles are in your area when you see: | |||
The Pumpkin Pedophiles are known to dabble in the arcane wonders of the world. And so, through their divine superiority, they create their own words which can only be understood by themselves. Linguistics is not the only area that the Pumpkin Pedophiles are known to be enlightened with. Their musical tastes surpass the average, simplistic music of the masses. Chances are the Pumpkin Pedophiles are in your area when you see: | |||
* Propz, prz, lolthup, lolsup, rurthup, def, y u do dat | * Propz, prz, lolthup, lolsup, rurthup, def, y u do dat | ||
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* No problem, what is ham?, get laid, verd | * No problem, what is ham?, get laid, verd | ||
* Lyrics of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_You_Wanna_Be_Happy "If You Wanna Be Happy"] by Jimmy Soul, [http://www.zshare.net/audio/606661673fe112/ Little Girls] by Oingo Boingo, and the chorus tunes of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symphony_No._9_(Beethoven)#Second_movement Beethoven's 9th Symphony - 2nd Movement] | * Lyrics of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_You_Wanna_Be_Happy "If You Wanna Be Happy"] by Jimmy Soul, [http://www.zshare.net/audio/606661673fe112/ Little Girls] by Oingo Boingo, and the chorus tunes of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symphony_No._9_(Beethoven)#Second_movement Beethoven's 9th Symphony - 2nd Movement] | ||
** It is known that these songs are broadcasted over radio stations until the parents repeat them as a mantra | ** It is known that these songs are broadcasted over radio stations until the parents repeat them as a mantra ''' | ||
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Revision as of 19:04, 16 July 2011
The Pumpkin Pedophiles were formed during the first outbreaks of Malton. Neo Nazi was lurking about the cruel streets of horror, killing zombies as they popped out of manholes and dark alleys. He faced a lot of hostility from people who did not seem to like his name. Cursed he was from birth, it appears to be. He sought refuge in the Korova Milk Bar, where he met a candid lad by the name of Lezick. The two drank Jägerbombs all night, hearing the thuds from the zombies' dangling arms from the outside.
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Silent Night Slaughter | |
Ho!Ho!Ho!Ho!Ho! This user or group caroled and celebrated with the residents of Fort Creedy on Christmas Eve in December 2007!!! |