Anti-zombie squad

There are two groups that go by the name Anti Zombie Squad. For the group run by Dra13, click here

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(Pictured, left to right: Dark Butters, Dr Freakenstein, Dragei, bhuwannabe, penguinpyro.
The other AZS members were too busy crushing zombies into squishy giblets to pose.
Artwork by Penguinpyro.)

Anti-Zombie Squad
Abbreviation:	AZS
Group Numbers:	31
Leadership:	Dark Butters, dr Freakenstein, Bhuwannabe, Dragei
Goals:	Speak softly and bludgeon zombies with a big stick. While repairing stuff, healing peoples and lighting bad peoples on fire.
Recruitment Policy:	Visit and post in the forum weekly. No zerging or Rking, Gking or PKing. Only exception is bounty hunting. Be polite to everyone, even when taunting enemies.
Contact:	Forum

Anti-Zombie squad

Teaching zombies how to fall facefirst since 2008!

For info on building status, please visit, Zone Information Center.File:Zombie Pile up.gif

Q&A

Q: Who are you guys?

A: We are a dedicated pro-survivor group. We specialize in vaporizing zombies and death cultists. That's why we are the Anti-Zombie Squad. (We occasionally kill zergs when Malton gets cold and there are no other flammable materials.)

Our mission statement: defend the city, cap them zeds, and keep the survivors of Malton well supplied with Pie and Tequilas- AKA medkits and needles.

We are currently recruiting. Join today and see what AZS can do for you!

Q: What are the rules of the AZS?

A:

1. You do not let zombies stand.
2. You do not let zombies stand.
3. No PKing or GKing, except bounty hunting.
4. No zerging. Ever.
5. Be courteous and civil, especially when blowing out people's brains with a shotgun.
6. Keep in contact with us on the forum. Post at least once a week and regularly read the "News" and "AZS Discussion" threads. Failure to do so will result in membership loss. You'll regain it by reapplying.
7. Help out survivors with barricades, revives and healing.
8. Kick ass.
9. Take names.
10. Have fun.

Q: Briefs or boxers?

A: Whatever keeps the zombie guts out.

Q: Are there any advantages to being in AZS?

A: Duh. It's not like we'd go to the trouble of forming a group just because we want to wade in dead zombie and death cultist blood. Although that is a particularly refreshing experience, let me tell you.

As a member of the AZS:

• You have first priority for revives by our fellow pro-survivor groups, and by ourselves.
• You get up-to-date strategic information on where to find the best zombies to shoot and places to go.
• You get some awesome training, advice and protection from our survivor group.
• You get some serious badass cred.
• You will vaporize zombies and death cultists with style, as your squadmates will back you up with well-coordinated firepower, scouting, revives and medkits.
• Coming soon: Badass achievement and recognition medals!

Q: What else does "AZS" stand for?

The Anti-Zombie Squad in action.

A:

• Always Zlaying Sociopaths
  
• Angry Zealot Snipers
  
• Aggressive Zombie Slaughterers
  
• Awesome Zapping Specialists
  
• Amazing Zen Sensation

Q: How do I join?

A: See our forums (link on top of page). Our only requirements are that you be honest, eager and ready to achieve some legendary badassery.

Q: Are you guys awesome, or are you super-awesome?

A: You know, that's a very inappropriate question.

I hate having to answer the obvious.

Q: Where did you guys come from? A: Our origins: Bitten by a radioactive axe-wielding zombie hunter, our leader Eric Bessette of Malton was endowed with the proportional strength, agility and kickassery of a..... No. Wait, that's wrong.

Our origins: One fateful night, as our future leader Janus Abernathy and her parents walked home from a theater, a zombie walked up to them and told them to give him their money at clawpoint. When Mr. Abernathy resisted, the zombie ate Janus' parents in cold and unhygienic blood. Witnessing this tragedy, Janus Abernathy swore revenge on undead crime. She spent the next ten years training in various martial arts and designing gadgets. While searching for a symbol and a costume to strike fear into the undead, she was inspired by a Tequila-Pie (Pequilieat) flying through a window and thus decided to assume a persona of the....

Um....er.... Nevermind that. Here's the real information: Anti-Zombie squad's home town is Dartside where we were born in 2008. Our first leader was Truemaggot. After a brief disbanding of the group, the HQ was moved to West Grayside to The Bellamy Building (55,80), under the leadership of Eric Bessette.

Joining the AZS

All prospective recruits looking for our badass clan, please sign up at our forums (link at top of page) and post in the "Joining the AZS" section. Be sure to include a link to your Urban Dead profile.

Squads

The Anti-Zombie Squad is divided into three subdivisions. Sanitation Squad File:Alpha.png Our job is to make sure zeds get daily recommended amounts of steel and lead. Sanitation Squad sterilizes Malton of zombie scum and imposes proper isolation measures. They also train our new players by appropriately softening up zed. Our biggest and strongest squad. Approx. numbers: Twenty Relief Squad File:Relief.png I see dead people! I poke dead people! I see ex-dead people! Relief Squad revives deceased loyal survivors back into the world of the living, and also un-vandalizes zombie-claimed buildings. They are experts with the syringes, and are masters at staying out of death's way. Our most valuable and secure squad. Approx. numbers: Five Psychiatric Squad File:BHunters.png Diagnosis: Stupidity. Treatment: Lead pills & special axe neurosurgery. Psychiatric Squad's diagnoses and swiftly cares for Malton's lunatics, and conducts psych-ops warfare on zombies and lunatics when appropriate. They also destroy zombies with ease through guerilla warfare and coordinate with Sanitation on hits. Approx. numbers: Five

Allies

○ The Abandoned
○ Knights Templar
○ DEM
○ South Malton Watch
○ E.R.T.
○ The Randoms
○ Umbrella Biohazard Containment Service
○ STARS
○ Phoenix Security Services
○ The Fortress
○ Team Xtreme
○ Talon Company
○ Undead University
○ Task Force 141

Quotes about the AZS

• "...innocent, affable, helpful types...", "excitingly original" - One of our biggest fans, Harald Von Holzapfel
• "AZS...pure" Our ex-lady-friends Peeping Toms fetishists Fan Club, AZS Must Die
• "They're not epic fail" - A viciously obsessed and jealous AZS fan-stalker complete gentleman Sonny Corleone in an interview with the Malton Observer

Contact

Want to join?
Want to ally?
Got a beef?
Like slaying zombies?
Attracted to awesomeness?

Then: AZS Forum

The AZS Theme Song

Attention Malton- The AZS theme rap!

Sup folks I be bhuwannabe/
I represent AZS infantry/
We’re here to go and cap some zeds/
With one shot- disperse their heads/
Them zombies don’t know what’s happenin’/
Cuz’, dawg, we be like lightnin’/

We also hand Pkers their asses/
Cuz’ their brains be fast as molasses/
We’re the AZS, foo’, don’t you know/
When the going gets tough, it’s we who go/

Blasting zed and whupping PK/
Them pansy-arse fools be real g-/
Gutless! We lend our members a big hand/
Reviving the innocent, protectin’ the land/

We help the common folk, yes that’s right/
When crud hits fan, we win fight/
Cuz we the AZS, foo’, do the maths/
We’re Always Zlayin’ Sociopaths!

Former AZS Members

A list of former members who have either lost the will to continue living in Malton or have ceased to communicate with the rest of AZS.
Note: If any of these people are still active, we take no responsibility for their actions. They are not part of the AZS. If you are one of these people and are still active, please contact us on the forums.

Anita Blair
ClicheG
conkt
Crazy_Glue
cross33
Eric bessette
forensic hoffman
General Hammond
Jamie Jordan
KansasCityLights
Kaylo991
Mathew Parker
matteusz
Mefflin
Mp5k10
Newton Khan
Pvt Sarvas
Redghost666
Rube Goldberg
Shellghost0
shie0
stoky96
Takahata Sensei
Vonhaiderinn
Will Troll (KOS for us, please)
xacerbate
Zac Cossak
Zero hyde
Zogan

Known Scum

Here's the list of PKers and GKers we currently know of and we are still searching for.

→ Check the list for oldest entries.

Newest:

• Vonhaiderinn, ex-AZS member (id=1508785), last seen in Chancelwood, Proof

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Supported Policies

DEM Ally Anti-zombie squad is an ally of the DEM

GKers Suck This group thinks that destroying generators is a pussy move.

Civility This user or group believes that while zambahz and humans must kill each other, they can still be civil about it.

Survivor Security Zone Anti-zombie squad helps to protect the Survivor Security Zone.

AoFC This user, group, building, or area is part of the Alliance of Fort Creedy.

Team Xtreme Ally This user or group is a Friend and Ally of Team Xtreme

Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.

Sacred Ground Policy Supporter This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

PK Reporting This User or Group supports PK Reporting. Don't let Player Killers get away with murder. Report them on the Rogues Gallery.

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