Dunell Hills Police Department/Most Wanted

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DHPD Most Wanted
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DHPD Criminal Code

Due to the current state of emergency existing within the City of Malton, the following crimes are punishable by summary execution within the greater Dunell Hills area:

  • 1. Assault upon a DHPD officer.
  • 2. Murder of a DHPD officer.
  • 3. Destruction of municipal property i.e. barricades and generators unless just cause can be determined.
  • 4. Vagrancy in a DHPD revive point with no desire to be revived. (Edit:Former members of the Veterans of Fort Creedy are exempt.)
  • 5. Impersonating an officer of the Dunell Hills Police Department with the intent to mislead, defame or malign others against said organization.
  • 6. Assault upon a DHPD ally or civilian without provocation.
  • 7. Through use of in-game speech, broadcast, or message the deliberate assault upon a survivor of a nature to be found egregiously offensive. i.e. sexually explicit or racist in nature.
  • 8. Assembling for the intent to commit any of the above.
  • 9. Conspiracy to commit/aiding and abetting any of the above.
  • 10. The possession of Neil Diamond or Barry Manilow records.

Please note that the DHPD does not issue warrants for being a 'zombie spy', actions taken as a zombie, or for being affiliated with a zombie organisation. Evidence is required that an individual was responsible for one of the crimes listed above whilst human.

All warrants are reviewed after 45 days. Warrants may be removed for a sincere expression of remorse and no evidence of further crimes being committed; or evidence that the individual has removed themselves from the greater Dunell Hills area with no intent to return.

Serving Warrants

DHPD officers must refer to the warrant procedure detailed on the DHPD forum.

Outside parties should please note that this is an internal list, and that the DHPD does not endorse or take responsibility for non-members acting upon this information.

Warrant List

Impersonators

The following individuals have impersonated a DHPD officer with the intent of bringing the Department into disrepute.

  • Permanent warrants are approved for individuals with names designed to copy genuine officers, or for committing violent offences.
  • APBs are issued for individuals who illegitimately display DHPD affiliation. This individuals are not formally warranted and should contact the DHPD.
Permanent Warrant Air Queda Impersonation of a DHPD officer. 
Warrant Issued. Sanpedro 00:44, 22 July 2008 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Askhole Impersonation of a DHPD officer, multiple murders of DHPD officers.
Warrant updated. Sanpedro 02:04, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Badassmoms For impersonation of Badassmom.
Warrant issued. Sanpedro 01:04, 21 November 2007 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant DCC Impersonation of a DHPD officer, multiple murders of DHPD officers. 
Warrant renewed. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 03:34, 25 October 2008 (BST)
Permanent Warrant dongles3 Impersonation of a DHPD officer, murders of a DHPD officer. 
Warrant renewed. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 11:51, 28 October 2008 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Fox Moldering Impersonation of a DHPD officer, murder of a DHPD officer. 
Warrant issued. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 13:27, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant FmrRpFCBob Impersonation of a DHPD officer, multiple murders of DHPD officers.
Warrant issued. Jim Extreme 01:58, 19 January 2008 (UTC)  (Authorized DFO-C)
Permanent Warrant goIdstar Impersonation of a DHPD officer.
Warrant issued. Sanpedro 22:49, 23 January 2008 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Jason Bowels For impersonation of Khannoir's Real Name. 
Warrant renewed Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 20:32, 31 May 2007 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Khanoir For impersonation of Khannoir.
Warrant renewed Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 20:32, 31 May 2007 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Mac Victory Impersonation of a DHPD officer. Spying on group forum.
Warrant Issued. Sanpedro 21:56, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Officer Sam Jackson Impersonation of an officer, murder of civilians. 
Warrant issued. Sanpedro 01:14, 2 August 2008 (BST) 
Permanent Warrant PsychoPhill AKA 2L's For impersonation of PsychoPhil. 
Warrant renewed Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 20:32, 31 May 2007 (BST)
Permanent Warrant zeeba For flawless impersonation of DHPD while serving 'warrants'.
Warrant renewed Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 20:32, 31 May 2007 (BST)
Permanent Warrant ZombieGeneral For not so flawless impersonation of DHPD while serving 'warrants'.
Warrant issued Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 00:46, 13 June 2007 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Cryptosporidium Multiple murder of DHPD officers, Warrant changed to show impersonation charges.
Warrant renewed. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 04:44, 21 January 2008 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Jarret Donke Boi Murder of a civilian. Destruction of property. This person is not a legitimate officer. 
Warrant renewed. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 03:34, 25 October 2008 (BST)
an tasty cake Impersonation of a DHPD officer. 
Warrant issued. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 14:19, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
APB ONLY Dave161 No warrant, last reported in Dulston, this person is not a legitimate officer.
Entered by FmrPFCBob 13:52, 11 July 2007 (BST)
APB ONLY Jay Mick Murphy No warrant.  Reported randomly reviving in Ketchelbank. 
JMM is not a DHPD officer. If spotted, please refer him to our forums.
Issued by Sanpedro 04:19, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
APB ONLY DHPD Dave No warrant. DHPD Dave is not a legitimate DHPD officer.
PsychoPhil CFT 21:01, 2 October 2008 (BST)

Violent Crimes

The following individuals have assaulted DHPD officers.

  • Permanent warrants are issued for individuals who appear dedicated to continued conflict with the DHPD.
Permanent Warrant Afterbirth Smoothie Multiple murders of a DHPD officer; property damage.
Warrant upgraded. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 10:54, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant arrogancy Multiple murders of DHPD officers.
Warrant renewed. Whatshsiname 23:15, 15 February 2008 (UTC) 
Permanent Warrant BadBrainz Multiple murders of DHPD officers. Property damage.
Warrant renewed. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 14:20, 27 January 2009 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Bastard Face Permanent Warrant Issued.(Maxi-Zerg)
Warrant issued. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 04:05, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Brains Monroe Multiple murders of DHPD officers. Property destruction. Member of BPE.
Warrant renewed. Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 11:49, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant charlie chicken Multiple murders of DHPD officers.
Warrant renewed. Whatshsiname 03:24, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Deadtanian Multiple murders of DHPD officers. 
Warrant renewed. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 12:23, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant DHPD H8R Maxi-Zerg and Impersonator
Warrant Issued. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 18:07, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Dr Damppants Multiple murders of DHPD officers. Property destruction.
Warrant renewed. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 12:55, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant eat my shortz Multiple murders of DHPD officers.
Warrant Issued. FmrPFCBob 19:14, 25 July 2007 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Mad Marv Permanent Warrant Issued (Maxi-Zerg)
Warrant Issued. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 04:05, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Mad Bad Bob Mugabe Permanent Warrant Issued.(Maxi-Zerg)
Warrant renewed. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 20:32, 31 May 2007 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Marcel Bruno Bigeard Multiple murders of DHPD officers.
Warrant issued. FmrPFCBob 19:14, 25 July 2007 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Maxwell Hammer 
Warrant Issued (Maxi-Zerg). Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 04:05, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Red Ass Multiple murders of DHPD officers and destruction of property.
Warrant Issued by FmrPFCBob 19:36, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Permanent Warrant Reetoric 
Warrant Issued (Maxi-Zerg) Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 04:05, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
Permanent Warrant Slick Willie Multiple murders of DHPD officers and destruction of property.
Warrant Issued FmrPFCBob 19:36, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Dailia Daytripper Murder of DHPD allies; property destruction.
Warrant issued. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 11:49, 26 January 2009 (UTC)
Darien Monroe Murder of a DHPD officer; property destruction. Member of The Dead; probable zerg.
Warrant renewed. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 14:06, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
Dogdeadian Multiple murders of a DHPD officer. Member of The Dead.
Warrant renewed. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 12:55, 15 January 2009 (UTC)
Donald Tusk Murder of a DHPD officer.
Warrant issued. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 13:25, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
Eminem's Career Assault on a DHPD officer.
Warrant issued. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 13:25, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
Ignatius J Reilly Multiple murders of DHPD officers; property damage. Member of The Dead.
Warrant renewed. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 10:54, 23 January 2009 (UTC)
John Fraker Murder of a DHPD officer. 
Warrant issued. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 07:38, 16 November 2008 (UTC)
Johnny Cabbages Murder of a DHPD officer. Member of The Dead.
Warrant issued. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 13:25, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
KyIe the Feared Murder of a DHPD officer. 
Warrant issued. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 09:45, 13 November 2008 (UTC) 
Laughing Man Murder of a DHPD officer. Member of The Dead.
Warrant issued. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 12:21, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
Lord Iggles Murder of a DHPD officer.
Warrant issued. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 14:06, 18 January 2009 (UTC)
Mr Whipple Murder of a DHPD officer. Member of The Dead.
Warrant issued. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 13:25, 10 January 2009 (UTC)
Thom Joade Murder of a DHPD officer and a civilian.
Warrant issued. Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 05:13, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Property Crimes

The following individuals have destroyed barricades or generators without just cause.

Kelroy Destroying barricades.
Warrant issued. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 12:27, 5 January 2009 (UTC)
steug Destroying a generator.
Warrant issued. --Jim Extreme Talk | DHPD 13:18, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

Terrorist Groups

The following groups are considered to be dedicated to continued conflict with the DHPD. Any individuals who are members of these organisations are considered to be warranted.

Expired Warrants

For reference, expired warrants are now filed on their own archive page

Jail Cell

Bizzaro penguin is still in jail.

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Damn that penguin's cr-r-rr-razy.

Worse, it's beginning to display pirate tendencies.


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