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===Biggest Attention Whore===
===Biggest Attention Whore===
#[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|DDR]]. For [[UDWiki_talk:Administration/Policy_Discussion/Userspace_Redirects#So|this]], only so he could get a "burn" in so it could be nominated.--[[User:The Walking Dude|The Walking Dude]] 09:18, 19 July 2011 (BST)
 
#:You really are so excellent at overstating my aims and goals you know. In fact, I should nominate you for op now so you may be eligible for this very prize. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 10:29, 19 July 2011 (BST)
*{{usr|DanceDanceRevolution}}
#::Carry on, Fuckknuckles.--[[User:The Walking Dude|The Walking Dude]] 11:49, 19 July 2011 (BST)
*{{usr|Grim s}}
#[[User:Grim s]], people aren't paying me attention; TIME FOR A COUP!--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 14:42, 19 July 2011 (BST)
*{{usr|MisterGame}}
#:Actuall that was more becaue he was getting too much unreasonably negative attention over a sorta blown out of proportion A/M --<small>[[User:Karek#K|Karek]]<sup><font face="Monotype Corsiva">[[User:Karek/ProjDev#Buildings_Update_Danger_Maps|maps 2.0?!]]</font></sup></small> 18:48, 22 July 2011 (BST)
*{{usr|Yonnua Koponen}}
#as Yon. grim.--{{User:Sexualharrison/sig}}<small>09:04, 20 July 2011 (bst)</small>
#[[User:DanceDanceRevolution|DDR]] , [[User:MisterGame|Thad]], and [[User:Yonnua Koponen|Yon]] for just about everything they've said and done for oh about the last six months give or take. Especially their reaction to this awards show deal and how they're simultaneously butthurt by it (as evident by their votes) and trying their damndest to win as many categories as possible (as evident by their votes). It's sad really. Kinda like watching the same three guinea pigs constantly electrocute themselves on the same piece of cheese that's wired up to a battery over and over again. -- {{User:Goribus/Sig}} 23:45, 22 July 2011 (BST)
#:Seriously, I didn't do that because I wanted an award. I don't want any awards unless I deserve them. I was just fed up with karek. Honorary most superficial and most paranoid comin right up! -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 06:29, 23 July 2011 (BST)
#::Likewise, I don't want any of them (except invasion of privacy, which I obviously should get), and I've never indicated otherwise.--[[User:Yonnua Koponen|<span style="color: DarkOrange">Yonnua Koponen</span>]]<sup>[[User_talk:Yonnua Koponen| <span style="color:Gold">T</span>]][[DvB| <span style="color: Goldenrod">G</span>]]</sup><sup><span class="plainlinks">[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=840689 <span style="color: DarkGoldenrod"> P</span>] </span></sup> [[User:Yonnua Koponen/Sandbox|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[Discosaurs|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]][[{{TALKPAGENAME}}#Donkey|<span style="color: Red">^</span>]] 09:39, 23 July 2011 (BST)
#:::It's just stupid IMO to assume I want best burn from an outburst at karek. In fact, I'm insulted people would think that's the best "burn" I would be able to come up with if I tried to win that award, not that I'm good at burns, but all I did was yell lots of swear words. Best tantrum? Contender. Best Burn? No thanks. -- {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig4}} 14:42, 23 July 2011 (BST)


===Gayest WikiCop===
===Gayest WikiCop===

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Most Inept

Most Overzealous Wiki Janitor

The Grim Award for Excellence and Pure Concentrated Evil

The Anger Award

The Invasion of Privacy Award

The Bureaucrazy Award

most UDWiki: contribs

The Meh Award

least UDWiki: contribs

Most Stupid Sys-Op Mistake

Most Stupid A/VB Ruling

  • Grim s, for banning Izumi Orimoto
  • Spiderzed, for banning the reporting user, rather than the spambot
  • DanceDanceRevolution, for banning the reporting user, rather than the spambot
  • Revenant, for banning a user despite being told not to
  • Nubis, for the Iscariot banning fiasco
  • MisterGame, for being MisterGame

Most Stupid A/M Ruling

  • Grim's Coup Misconduct Ruling
  • MisterGame being the only one to vote misconduct on Spiderzed case
  • Revenant for citing other people's arguments to back his own

Most Hilarious Reaction To Iscariot Drama

  • Nubis, for his "thank you for your input" response to Iscariot

Best Drunken sysoping Award

Best Burn

Shortest Term

Longest Term

The Cat Award

Longest Term As Bureaucrat

Most Passive

Most Shallow/Superficial

Biggest Wikicat

Note: This award is about about cat (wiki fauna), not about cat (bureaucrat).

Biggest Grudge

Most Ignorant

Most Persuasive

Best Text-Wall

Most Flame Retarded

This means the sysop most susceptible to flaming, not most flame resistant (to help with the confusion)

The "I didn't even know he/she was Sysop?" Award

(for all the little sysops that avoid drama and just keep this dump running - needs a better name)

The "If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Is Not For You." Award

(most unsuccessful/withdrawn/unaccepted bids before an actual promotion)

The "This Guy Again" Award

(most total bids. Current three-way tie between Hagnat, Cheese and Cyberbob)

The Self-ASSurance Award

(Most Self Nominations)

Most Misconduct Cases

(Greatest number of misconduct cases)

Toeing the Line Award

(Greatest number of misconduct cases ruled Not Misconduct)

The "Line is a dot to you" award

(Greatest number of misconduct cases ruled Misconduct)

The Most Asian Axe Award

(Axe come back!)

Most Humorless Humourless Unfunny

Biggest Whoremaster

(Sysop who uses their position to promote their in game group)

Propaganda Minister

(The truth is subjective award)

Most Paranoid

Biggest Attention Whore

Gayest WikiCop

(VB at the drop of a hat award)

  1. Thad. There is no competition.--The Walking Dude 09:28, 19 July 2011 (BST)
  2. J3D needs an award for his fantastic sysop success.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 14:47, 19 July 2011 (BST)
  3. It depends. jed did it because of his constant vendetta to just cause as much trouble as possible and pest the ops out of existence. Thad's just quick to the A/VB stand. Since I know and loath jed IRL so much, I'm voting him. -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 15:35, 19 July 2011 (BST)
  4. Turd--User:Sexualharrison09:05, 20 July 2011 (bst)

Best Puppet

(Sysop most easily manipulated into doing exactly what you want them to do.)

  1. DDR. Play this insecure, passive-aggressive twat just right, and he's putty in your hands. No matter how humiliating it turns out to be for him. Thad's promotion, for instance. Classic.--The Walking Dude 09:42, 19 July 2011 (BST)
  2. Mis certainly is the god of puppets, meat or otherwise.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 14:45, 19 July 2011 (BST)
    Surely that makes everyone but me the best puppet, since I'm the one corralling them all at will? Nothing to be done! 14:47, 19 July 2011 (BST)
    Yeah, I know. It's really a bit of a stupid award, so I just put you in because I honestly cannot think of a circumstance where this award applies to any sysop, past or present.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 14:48, 19 July 2011 (BST)
    This one is for advanced users.--The Walking Dude 14:50, 19 July 2011 (BST)
    Like ones with more than 20 edits?--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 14:52, 19 July 2011 (BST)
    Your Ambulance Chaser Mind Tricks won't work on me, boy.--The Walking Dude 14:53, 19 July 2011 (BST)
    I'm not getting this ambulance chaser thing. Do explain.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 15:00, 19 July 2011 (BST)
    Sleazy cheap lawyers who chase ambulances to the hospital to convince the injured parties to sue people. The direct ancestor of Claims Direct and their ilk. You in 5 years. Nothing to be done! 15:05, 19 July 2011 (BST)
    Not doing civil law. :P --Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 15:08, 19 July 2011 (BST)
    You can still chase ambulances to secure ABH cases. Tongue :P Nothing to be done! 15:12, 19 July 2011 (BST)
    Surely I'd have to find the defendant rather than the victim. ;) --Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 15:14, 19 July 2011 (BST)
    Does it really matter? You've chosen a career in lies. Which makes perfect sense. And for God's sake, does you sig really need to take up half a fucking page every time you sign it? Especially when you sign it, you know, twice.--The Walking Dude 15:15, 19 July 2011 (BST)
    That's the police's job. What are you, Perry Mason? Nothing to be done! 15:16, 19 July 2011 (BST)
    Egad! You have unmasked me!--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 15:19, 19 July 2011 (BST)
  3. I'd vote Kevan for being goaded into IP checking God/Amazing in game b/c Grim requested it but Kevan has been removed from the list of nominees. Therefore, I choose Revenant for being a puppet of the Goons. He nearly took a bullet on A/VB for {{goonsig}} and of course was undoubtedly coerced into running for crat this past May. ~Vsig.png 15:14, 19 July 2011 (UTC)
  4. Ahhhh I don't have much experience in being able to goad people into what I want, I can't remember in this time if it's cause I suck at it or that I never tried. So I'll just be shallow and vote rev as listed above by V. -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 15:37, 19 July 2011 (BST)
    Well the award is for people easily goaded, not those that can easily goad others. Not sure if that changes your vote. ~Vsig.png 15:40, 19 July 2011 (UTC)
    Sorry, I've had a few beers. What i. Wait, no I meant that in my post, what I meant was that I could only know if people are easily goaded if I'd actually tried convincing them behind the scenes or on the wiki, and so far I haven't tried to/been able to do either (respectively) on the wiki. Well, besides Ross. I convinced him to promote Thad. Actually, fuck that, I'm voting for that ;D -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 15:50, 19 July 2011 (BST)
    Heh Ross is no puppet. And I'm pretty sure he wasn't easily convinced to promote Thad. Rev on the other hand just went along way too easily with the goon's "master plan to destroy the wiki". Nothing against the guy personally, it's just the circumstances surrounding his promotion to op and then immediately crat. ~Vsig.png 15:57, 19 July 2011 (UTC)
    So am I a puppet or not? --Rosslessness 16:41, 19 July 2011 (BST)
    Depends on peoples interpretations I guess, as it's true, you weren't easily convinced? -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 17:05, 19 July 2011 (BST)
  5. Revs. love the guy, and he mostly does what I asks. --User:Sexualharrison09:07, 20 July 2011 (bst)

Biggest Potential Pedo

  1. Spiderzed. For him and his ring of middle aged men pretending to be underage schoolgirls, complete with graphic in game "role-playing" scenarios. Fuckin creepy.--The Walking Dude 09:50, 19 July 2011 (BST)
  2. Conndraka.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 11:11, 19 July 2011 (BST)
    Gotta agree that Conn is the one who looks the most pedo in the entire staff. LOL --hagnat 15:28, 19 July 2011 (BST)
  3. fuck me it's a tie! Spiderzed or Con. i can't make up my mind.--User:Sexualharrison09:07, 20 July 2011 (bst)

It's Always One Of Those Days

(sysop always on their perpetual period)

  1. DDR. Nuff said.--The Walking Dude 10:24, 19 July 2011 (BST)
    I'm definitely okay with this. -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 10:30, 19 July 2011 (BST)
    Not surprised. Probably gives you a tiny little chubby just dreaming about being able to actually menstruate, doesn't it? Is this why you won't promote Katthew? Jealousy?--The Walking Dude 11:47, 19 July 2011 (BST)
    Might have been that I wasn't a crat back then. I could be wrong TBH cause I don't remember, could have been a crat at the time, but I imagine if I'm right that that'd be the case. -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 15:43, 19 July 2011 (BST)
  2. I feel bad saying Katthew, but Katthew.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 14:47, 19 July 2011 (BST)
  3. Honestly, I'd vote me but only because all through my first 6 month crat term I was secretly ashamed of my male-driven PMS occasions and whether anyone noticed them or not. Others? SA had a shitton of IRL and wiki-based issues I believe, and shit did they (seem to, imo) get irrational. See self-demotion while apparently drunk, and "coup". -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 15:43, 19 July 2011 (BST)
    Acknowledgement is the first step towards true freedom. I'm feeling optimistic about your future. The seeds have taken root.--The Walking Dude 15:51, 19 July 2011 (BST)
  4. Fuck it. katthhew. and too bad I still think shes is a guy.--User:Sexualharrison09:09, 20 July 2011 (bst)
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