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Most Inept
Most Overzealous Wiki Janitor
The Grim Award for Excellence and Pure Concentrated Evil
The Anger Award
The Invasion of Privacy Award
The Bureaucrazy Award
most UDWiki: contribs
The Meh Award
least UDWiki: contribs
Most Stupid Sys-Op Mistake
- OddStarter, for promoting Amazing
- Darth Sensitive, for deleting A/VB
- DanceDanceRevolution and Rosslessness, for promoting Thad
- Nubis, for the Iscariot banning fiasco
- Nubis, for handing his account to another user
- Krazy Monkey and A Helpful Little Gnome, for promoting J3D
- Grim s, for overacting over a Historical Group voting and eventually triggering Grim's Coup
Most Stupid A/VB Ruling
- Grim s, for banning Izumi Orimoto
- Spiderzed, for banning the reporting user, rather than the spambot
- DanceDanceRevolution, for banning the reporting user, rather than the spambot
- Revenant, for banning a user despite being told not to
- Nubis, for the Iscariot banning fiasco
- MisterGame, for being MisterGame
Most Stupid A/M Ruling
- Grim's Coup Misconduct Ruling
- MisterGame being the only one to vote misconduct on Spiderzed case
- Revenant for citing other people's arguments to back his own
Most Hilarious Reaction To Iscariot Drama
- Nubis, for his "thank you for your input" response to Iscariot
Best Drunken sysoping Award
- Suicidalangel, for deleting every admin pages
- Misanthropy, for being irish
- Krazy Monkey, for banning self for more than seven hours after "rolling in the door about half 3 in the morning"
- DanceDanceRevolution, for being Australian
- Misanthropy, for unknown reasons
Best Burn
- Hagnat, for this
- Rosslessness, for this
- Rosslessness, for this
- Cyberbob240, for this
- Cyberbob240, for this
- Boxy, for this
- DanceDanceRevolution. for this
Shortest Term
Longest Term
The Cat Award
Longest Term As Bureaucrat
Most Passive
Most Shallow/Superficial
Biggest Wikicat
Note: This award is about about cat (wiki fauna), not about cat (bureaucrat).
Biggest Grudge
- Amazing vs. Everyone
- Cyberbob240 vs. The General
- DanceDanceRevolution vs. Karek
- Grim s vs. Akule
- Grim s vs. Conndraka
- Grim s vs. Everyone
- MisterGame vs. Everyone
- Yonnua Koponen vs. Meatpuppets
- Yonnua Koponen vs. Misanthropy
Most Ignorant
Most Persuasive
Best Text-Wall
Most Flame Retarded
This means the sysop most susceptible to flaming, not most flame resistant (to help with the confusion)
The "I didn't even know he/she was Sysop?" Award
(for all the little sysops that avoid drama and just keep this dump running - needs a better name)
The "If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Is Not For You." Award
(most unsuccessful/withdrawn/unaccepted bids before an actual promotion)
The "This Guy Again" Award
(most total bids. Current three-way tie between Hagnat, Cheese and Cyberbob)
The Self-ASSurance Award
(Most Self Nominations)
Most Misconduct Cases
(Greatest number of misconduct cases)
Toeing the Line Award
(Greatest number of misconduct cases ruled Not Misconduct)
The "Line is a dot to you" award
(Greatest number of misconduct cases ruled Misconduct)
- hagnat - Unsurprisingly with 6 misconducts from 21 cases. -- Cheese 18:50, 2 July 2011 (BST)
- Hagnat. ~ 23:17, 9 July 2011 (UTC)
- The Hag. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:14, 13 July 2011 (BST)
The Most Asian Axe Award
(Axe come back!)
- Axehack --User:Sexualharrison04:27, 2 July 2011 (bst)
- Katthew? She's asian right? I used to think Yon was asian but then realized the Koponen surname is Finnish. I dunno these people's ethnicity. ~ 23:15, 9 July 2011 (UTC)
- The Koponen surname is Russian and the Koponen himself is British. :P --Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 23:22, 9 July 2011 (BST)
- My ethnicity is a mystery! To you jerkoffs, anyway. --カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) @ 03:48, 10 July 2011 (BST)
- Japanese characters in a sig, do not an asian make. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 23:22, 11 July 2011 (BST)
- The Koponen surname is Russian and the Koponen himself is British. :P --Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 23:22, 9 July 2011 (BST)
- Max Grivas.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 23:22, 9 July 2011 (BST)
- Although apparently I'm Korean according to some people.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 19:15, 20 July 2011 (BST)
- specifically North Korean. a people known for not having a sense of humor.--User:Sexualharrison00:52, 21 July 2011 (bst)
- Although apparently I'm Korean according to some people.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 19:15, 20 July 2011 (BST)
- DDR - Is even named after a japanese video game. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 23:22, 11 July 2011 (BST)
- And I am part asian too actually -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 03:01, 12 July 2011 (BST)
- ^_^. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:14, 13 July 2011 (BST)
- I would love to vote myself to help secure a few more awards but I'm very certain Axe Hack is actually much more asian than me. -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 04:28, 13 July 2011 (BST)
- Is that because I am Asian? Taiwanese in fact...And there might be a bit of Japanese down that ancestral line...But mostly Taiwanese. -_- --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 15:34, 19 July 2011 (BST)
Most Humorless Humourless Unfunny
- Karek. I don't think I've ever seen him crack a joke. Why so serious, Karke? ~ 22:20, 12 July 2011 (UTC)
- Matt - I recall him being highly unfunny in his hay-day.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 00:39, 13 July 2011 (BST)
- hands Down Yon or
thad. go figure?--User:Sexualharrison00:48, 13 July 2011 (bst)- Just because you don't appreciate British humour doesn't make me an humourless person.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 01:40, 13 July 2011 (BST)
- wrong. i have lived in England and Scotland before. and i have loved Monty python longer than you have been alive, and tons of other British comedies i don't feel like listing. yes i know you are in law school, blah blah blah. i finished uni in the mid nineties don't make assumptions about people you hardly know. you are just not funny.--User:Sexualharrison03:06, 13 July 2011 (bst)
- Just because you don't appreciate British humour doesn't make me an humourless person.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 01:40, 13 July 2011 (BST)
- Xoid - his sense of humor is really unique, and he prolly will exercise it on me later cuz of this nomination --hagnat 03:56, 13 July 2011 (BST)
- DELETED! ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 04:14, 13 July 2011 (BST)
- Yeha I'll go with Karek. it's one thing to be humourless. but it's another thing to be able to magically suck out the humour from surrounding people and situations. -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 04:15, 13 July 2011 (BST)
- Actually, given the nature of this award (the strikethroughs etc) this should probably be given straight to Karek in his honour -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 12:13, 13 July 2011 (BST)
- Yonnua. Actively seeks out and attacks humour like a cancer. 11:25, 13 July 2011 (BST)
- almost like he has a banana stuck up his arse hole and bananas for brains?--User:Sexualharrison13:53, 13 July 2011 (bst)
- Yon. Voting for Karek is like voting a cripple the slowest runner. He has no understanding of what humor is, or perhaps even what emotions are. Yon actually attempts humor...to the dismay of all. The dead fuck of comedy. Fuck him, and his momma, and his imaginary girlfriend.--The Walking Dude 07:42, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Yon - In my opinion, it isn't an appropriate use of an admin page; Spiderzed intended it as a joke, which isn't what the page is for (I have a perfectly good humour admin pages page in my namespace) Ironically, out of all ops Karek got the joke in this context. -- Spiderzed█ 13:17, 19 July 2011 (BST)
Biggest Whoremaster
(Sysop who uses their position to promote their in game group)
- Yon. For constantly mentioning the Dulston Alliance in any context, no matter how inappropriate, or how little anyone cares, while the DA is one of the biggest jokes in the game.--The Walking Dude 09:18, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Find one where it isn't in the context of the discussion, not to mention the fact that the Dulston alliance isn't my group.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 11:11, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Add the above to evidence of the Propaganda Minister Award.--The Walking Dude 11:52, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Can't do it, can you?--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 12:16, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- lolwat?--The Walking Dude 12:37, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Can't do it, can you?--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 12:16, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Add the above to evidence of the Propaganda Minister Award.--The Walking Dude 11:52, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Find one where it isn't in the context of the discussion, not to mention the fact that the Dulston alliance isn't my group.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 11:11, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- If Conndraka doesn't win this award, there is something wrong with the world.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 14:43, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Conndraka. There's a difference between promoting group than defending them so righteously despite the obvious issue of "conflict of interest" -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 15:32, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Connie --User:Sexualharrison09:02, 20 July 2011 (bst)
Propaganda Minister
(The truth is subjective award)
- Yon. Come on, the man is studying to be a professional Ambulance Chaser. Nuff said.--The Walking Dude 09:18, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- lolwat?--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 11:11, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- lolwat?! :D :) :P--The Walking Dude 11:51, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- lolwat?--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 11:11, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- No, the rules don't say that! No, there is an option not to make redirects!--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 14:44, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Karke, I'd think less of myself if I complained about Karek's version of the truth every week but then ignored it to vote Rev for the award. -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 15:33, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Revs sneaky goon bastid --User:Sexualharrison09:03, 20 July 2011 (bst)
Most Paranoid
- Yon. They are all out to get him and his group. He's probably doing a usercheck on me right now and planning to blame the Coffin Hunters and the Peeved Vaginas for all of this.--The Walking Dude 09:18, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Katthew for thinking that everything is a big misogynistic conspiracy. ~ 18:06, 19 July 2011 (UTC)
- She better learn that this place is for MALE trans-sexuals only. Pff...Women, amirite, guys?--The Walking Dude 18:11, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- As Vapor: Katthew.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 14:12, 22 July 2011 (BST)
- Grim couped because of his paranoia--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS LOE ZHU | Яezzens 16:55, 22 July 2011 (BST)
- Yon for thinking that everything Katthew does is her reacting to a big misogynistic conspiracy and not for laughs. -- Goribus 23:40, 22 July 2011 (BST)
Biggest Attention Whore
- DDR. For this, only so he could get a "burn" in so it could be nominated.--The Walking Dude 09:18, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- You really are so excellent at overstating my aims and goals you know. In fact, I should nominate you for op now so you may be eligible for this very prize. -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 10:29, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Carry on, Fuckknuckles.--The Walking Dude 11:49, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- You really are so excellent at overstating my aims and goals you know. In fact, I should nominate you for op now so you may be eligible for this very prize. -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 10:29, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- User:Grim s, people aren't paying me attention; TIME FOR A COUP!--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 14:42, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Actuall that was more becaue he was getting too much unreasonably negative attention over a sorta blown out of proportion A/M --Karekmaps 2.0?! 18:48, 22 July 2011 (BST)
- as Yon. grim.--User:Sexualharrison09:04, 20 July 2011 (bst)
- DDR , Thad, and Yon for just about everything they've said and done for oh about the last six months give or take. Especially their reaction to this awards show deal and how they're simultaneously butthurt by it (as evident by their votes) and trying their damndest to win as many categories as possible (as evident by their votes). It's sad really. Kinda like watching the same three guinea pigs constantly electrocute themselves on the same piece of cheese that's wired up to a battery over and over again. -- Goribus 23:45, 22 July 2011 (BST)
- Seriously, I didn't do that because I wanted an award. I don't want any awards unless I deserve them. I was just fed up with karek. Honorary most superficial and most paranoid comin right up! -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 06:29, 23 July 2011 (BST)
- Likewise, I don't want any of them (except invasion of privacy, which I obviously should get), and I've never indicated otherwise.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 09:39, 23 July 2011 (BST)
- It's just stupid IMO to assume I want best burn from an outburst at karek. In fact, I'm insulted people would think that's the best "burn" I would be able to come up with if I tried to win that award, not that I'm good at burns, but all I did was yell lots of swear words. Best tantrum? Contender. Best Burn? No thanks. -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 14:42, 23 July 2011 (BST)
- Likewise, I don't want any of them (except invasion of privacy, which I obviously should get), and I've never indicated otherwise.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 09:39, 23 July 2011 (BST)
- Seriously, I didn't do that because I wanted an award. I don't want any awards unless I deserve them. I was just fed up with karek. Honorary most superficial and most paranoid comin right up! -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 06:29, 23 July 2011 (BST)
Gayest WikiCop
(VB at the drop of a hat award)
- Thad. There is no competition.--The Walking Dude 09:28, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- J3D needs an award for his fantastic sysop success.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 14:47, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- It depends. jed did it because of his constant vendetta to just cause as much trouble as possible and pest the ops out of existence. Thad's just quick to the A/VB stand. Since I know and loath jed IRL so much, I'm voting him. -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 15:35, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Turd--User:Sexualharrison09:05, 20 July 2011 (bst)
Best Puppet
(Sysop most easily manipulated into doing exactly what you want them to do.)
- DDR. Play this insecure, passive-aggressive twat just right, and he's putty in your hands. No matter how humiliating it turns out to be for him. Thad's promotion, for instance. Classic.--The Walking Dude 09:42, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Mis certainly is the god of puppets, meat or otherwise.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 14:45, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Surely that makes everyone but me the best puppet, since I'm the one corralling them all at will? 14:47, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Yeah, I know. It's really a bit of a stupid award, so I just put you in because I honestly cannot think of a circumstance where this award applies to any sysop, past or present.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 14:48, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- This one is for advanced users.--The Walking Dude 14:50, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Like ones with more than 20 edits?--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 14:52, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Your Ambulance Chaser Mind Tricks won't work on me, boy.--The Walking Dude 14:53, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- I'm not getting this ambulance chaser thing. Do explain.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 15:00, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Sleazy cheap lawyers who chase ambulances to the hospital to convince the injured parties to sue people. The direct ancestor of Claims Direct and their ilk. You in 5 years. 15:05, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Not doing civil law. :P --Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 15:08, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- You can still chase ambulances to secure ABH cases. 15:12, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Surely I'd have to find the defendant rather than the victim. ;) --Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 15:14, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Does it really matter? You've chosen a career in lies. Which makes perfect sense. And for God's sake, does you sig really need to take up half a fucking page every time you sign it? Especially when you sign it, you know, twice.--The Walking Dude 15:15, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- That's the police's job. What are you, Perry Mason? 15:16, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Surely I'd have to find the defendant rather than the victim. ;) --Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 15:14, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- You can still chase ambulances to secure ABH cases. 15:12, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Not doing civil law. :P --Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 15:08, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Sleazy cheap lawyers who chase ambulances to the hospital to convince the injured parties to sue people. The direct ancestor of Claims Direct and their ilk. You in 5 years. 15:05, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- I'm not getting this ambulance chaser thing. Do explain.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 15:00, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Your Ambulance Chaser Mind Tricks won't work on me, boy.--The Walking Dude 14:53, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Like ones with more than 20 edits?--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 14:52, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- This one is for advanced users.--The Walking Dude 14:50, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Yeah, I know. It's really a bit of a stupid award, so I just put you in because I honestly cannot think of a circumstance where this award applies to any sysop, past or present.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 14:48, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Surely that makes everyone but me the best puppet, since I'm the one corralling them all at will? 14:47, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- I'd vote Kevan for being goaded into IP checking God/Amazing in game b/c Grim requested it but Kevan has been removed from the list of nominees. Therefore, I choose Revenant for being a puppet of the Goons. He nearly took a bullet on A/VB for {{goonsig}} and of course was undoubtedly coerced into running for crat this past May. ~ 15:14, 19 July 2011 (UTC)
- Ahhhh I don't have much experience in being able to goad people into what I want, I can't remember in this time if it's cause I suck at it or that I never tried. So I'll just be shallow and vote rev as listed above by V. -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 15:37, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Well the award is for people easily goaded, not those that can easily goad others. Not sure if that changes your vote. ~ 15:40, 19 July 2011 (UTC)
- Sorry, I've had a few beers. What i. Wait, no I meant that in my post, what I meant was that I could only know if people are easily goaded if I'd actually tried convincing them behind the scenes or on the wiki, and so far I haven't tried to/been able to do either (respectively) on the wiki. Well, besides Ross. I convinced him to promote Thad. Actually, fuck that, I'm voting for that ;D -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 15:50, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Heh Ross is no puppet. And I'm pretty sure he wasn't easily convinced to promote Thad. Rev on the other hand just went along way too easily with the goon's "master plan to destroy the wiki". Nothing against the guy personally, it's just the circumstances surrounding his promotion to op and then immediately crat. ~ 15:57, 19 July 2011 (UTC)
- So am I a puppet or not? --Rosslessness 16:41, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Depends on peoples interpretations I guess, as it's true, you weren't easily convinced? -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 17:05, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- So am I a puppet or not? --Rosslessness 16:41, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Heh Ross is no puppet. And I'm pretty sure he wasn't easily convinced to promote Thad. Rev on the other hand just went along way too easily with the goon's "master plan to destroy the wiki". Nothing against the guy personally, it's just the circumstances surrounding his promotion to op and then immediately crat. ~ 15:57, 19 July 2011 (UTC)
- Sorry, I've had a few beers. What i. Wait, no I meant that in my post, what I meant was that I could only know if people are easily goaded if I'd actually tried convincing them behind the scenes or on the wiki, and so far I haven't tried to/been able to do either (respectively) on the wiki. Well, besides Ross. I convinced him to promote Thad. Actually, fuck that, I'm voting for that ;D -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 15:50, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Well the award is for people easily goaded, not those that can easily goad others. Not sure if that changes your vote. ~ 15:40, 19 July 2011 (UTC)
- Revs. love the guy, and he mostly does what I asks. --User:Sexualharrison09:07, 20 July 2011 (bst)
Biggest Potential Pedo
- Spiderzed. For him and his ring of middle aged men pretending to be underage schoolgirls, complete with graphic in game "role-playing" scenarios. Fuckin creepy.--The Walking Dude 09:50, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Conndraka.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 11:11, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Gotta agree that Conn is the one who looks the most pedo in the entire staff. LOL --hagnat 15:28, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- fuck me it's a tie! Spiderzed or Con. i can't make up my mind.--User:Sexualharrison09:07, 20 July 2011 (bst)
It's Always One Of Those Days
(sysop always on their perpetual period)
- DDR. Nuff said.--The Walking Dude 10:24, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- I'm definitely okay with this. -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 10:30, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Not surprised. Probably gives you a tiny little chubby just dreaming about being able to actually menstruate, doesn't it? Is this why you won't promote Katthew? Jealousy?--The Walking Dude 11:47, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Might have been that I wasn't a crat back then. I could be wrong TBH cause I don't remember, could have been a crat at the time, but I imagine if I'm right that that'd be the case. -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 15:43, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Not surprised. Probably gives you a tiny little chubby just dreaming about being able to actually menstruate, doesn't it? Is this why you won't promote Katthew? Jealousy?--The Walking Dude 11:47, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- I'm definitely okay with this. -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 10:30, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- I feel bad saying Katthew, but Katthew.--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 14:47, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Honestly, I'd vote me but only because all through my first 6 month crat term I was secretly ashamed of my male-driven PMS occasions and whether anyone noticed them or not. Others? SA had a shitton of IRL and wiki-based issues I believe, and shit did they (seem to, imo) get irrational. See self-demotion while apparently drunk, and "coup". -- ϑanceϑanceℜevolution 15:43, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Acknowledgement is the first step towards true freedom. I'm feeling optimistic about your future. The seeds have taken root.--The Walking Dude 15:51, 19 July 2011 (BST)
- Fuck it. katthhew. and too bad I still think shes is a guy.--User:Sexualharrison09:09, 20 July 2011 (bst)