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* FAKs and Needles (if you want to go the whole nine yards) | * FAKs and Needles (if you want to go the whole nine yards) | ||
Destroying any [[Christmas lights]] or [[Fir Trees]] is entirely optional, but heartily encouraged | Destroying any [[Christmas lights]] or [[Dead Fir Tree|Fir Trees]] is entirely optional, but heartily encouraged | ||
==Route== | ==Route== |
Revision as of 16:26, 21 January 2011
The Big Red Vasectomy Mall Tour
It's shopping season! That means all PKers in Malton need to get to their nearest mall and start preparing for black friday.
Our job as Big Pricks (didn't need to change this bit, really) is to make sure those brave stores have all their materials protected from those looters and protected for normal citizens (no more George Romero-Sociopolitical referencing, promise).
To do this, we need to circle Malton's mall circuit, and have as many fisticuffs as possible.
Modus Operandi
Just head to the next mall on the list, and start shooting. If there are no survivors inside, debuild and decade, and possibly uninstall generators. Once a mall is empty, decaded and unlit, mark it off here (don't forget to update the danger report) and move on to the next on the list.
On the way it may be useful to ruin the nearest NT to the mall as well, so we can cut off the drug supply so that locals don't become addicted.
Equipment needed
- Bullets, lots of bullets
- Axe (if you want to help decading/degenning)
- FAKs and Needles (if you want to go the whole nine yards)
Destroying any Christmas lights or Fir Trees is entirely optional, but heartily encouraged
Route
Nichols Mall Zombies led by the Ridleybank Resistance Front defeated survivors led by the Combat Revive Squad. All corners are ruined and occupied, as are much of the surrounds. Survivor attempts to reclaim the mall have been repelled. |
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Ackland Mall Kajetan563 (talk) 09:42, 28 March 2024 (UTC)
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Caiger Mall Much of the surrounds are in disrepair, and dozens of zombies swarm the area assaulting short-lived strong-points one after another. The survivor population has remained persistent despite these challenging conditions. |
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Calvert Mall "... Calvert Mall is operational ..." BoogieDinosaur (talk) 16:24, 15 June 2023 (UTC)
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Bale Mall EHB, survivors inside. Wager4Caiger (talk) 17:29, 13 January 2024 (UTC)
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Stickling Mall Totally abandoned. No people, no power. |
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Dowdney Mall 3 zombies outside, 5 survivors inside. Barricades up, some lights on. |
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Treweeke Mall Taken by The Brain Curators and local ferals Jack Telan (talk) 00:22, 5 May 2024 (UTC)
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Giddings Mall Completely Ruined Wager4Caiger (talk) 03:21, 22 March 2024 (UTC)
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Tynte Mall "Ruined, two zeds inside" |
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Hildebrand Mall |
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Woodroffe Mall 26.05 MHz: "Woodroffe Mall Up and Mostly Caded" |
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Mitchem Mall "... Mitchem Mall has lights on ..." |
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Lumber Mall EHB, unlit. Wager4Caiger (talk) 04:48, 14 March 2024 (UTC)
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Joachim Mall EHB and all corners lit. Wager4Caiger (talk) 00:28, 20 March 2024 (UTC)
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Blesley Mall 26.05 MHz: "Blesley Mall up with two sections powered." |
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Pole Mall 26.05 MHz: "Pole Mall is up and powered." |
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Buckley Mall A few zeds around, but the mall is not under any real threat. |
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Tompson Mall Mystery Shopped by The Scourge D M Penfold (talk) 18:12, 27 February 2024 (UTC)
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Marven Mall Partially lit, EHB |
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Recruitment drive
Tell everyone about the Mall Tour. Start your graffiti and broadcasts today!