Talk:Chocolate Thunder

Please do not create pages about your group in the main namespace. Please do so in your group space (such as Chocolate Thunder/YourPageHere). The page Chocolate Thunder:"Why Me?" has been moved to Chocolate Thunder/Why Me? Linkthewindow  Talk  09:59, 20 June 2009 (BST) This needs a link, too.--– Nubis ^NWO 14:32, 20 July 2009 (BST)

I'm Downright Insulted

Why haven't you added me to your kill list? Your grunts kill me on sight!

This is quite true, Dalton. I apologize for any alienation this may have caused. You are a valued victim of the Chocolate Thunder, and have a right to your name on the much coveted list of kills of the Chocolate Thunder wiki page. Kindly estimate how many instances of death we have caused you, and we can place your name and kill number on the page as soon as becomes possible. Thank you for your concern and continuing participation in Malton's moral cleansing. --alevins 22:50, 18 February 2010 (UTC)

Well, the only time you've managed to KILL me is when Arctor randomly attacked me, and that was when I wasn't even hostile to the CT. So just one death. But the times you've killed me in wartime? Zipo. I got the jump on your man Arctor and got the sucker down to 5hp but had to jump ship or get eaten by zeds. I won't mess up. And come on, fix up the Mall like you all said you would. I need more ammo. -- —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Dalton_Riggs (talk • contribs) at an unknown time.

Hmm, It's just that the way you talked initially, you made it sound like more than one. For this reason, I put you down for six kills on the wiki simply for the purpose of posterity. Congratulations, you have the honor of being killed six times by the Chocolate Thunder according to our records! Thank you, for your continued participation in Malton's moral cleansing. --alevins 18:05, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

6 times? That's complete BS and you know it. But if you need those kinds of visits from Doctor Feelgood, that's your trip, man. Know that you've made attempts on my life, and rarely are they actually successful, unless of course some dumbsh*t gruntie of yours randomly lashes out at me lol. I'm a good natured guy, so, whatever. Best of luck in the sodomy- er, moral cleansing. -- Dalton Riggs

An ad hominem attack followed by a backless statement designed to give you some sort of credibility among those of lower intelligence isn't the best argument I've heard, but it's quite typical on the UD wiki. I know we've killed you more than once, so six times isn't quite as implausible as you make it out to be. And it is true, we have failed in killing you, but then again, you have failed at killing us as well - or as you call it: "jumped ship or get eaten by zeds." Calling one of Chocolate Thunder's member's actions random is hardly doing us justice, after all it was a quite calculated act. We knew sooner or later you'd kill us (or begin reporting our location to people like Walter Krenshaw, which incidentally there have been rumors circulating about) so we killed you first. But then again, what were you really expecting? You left the CT, a PKer group, in a rage of flaming swear words. What were you expecting to happen? And finally, nobody in this group is a "gruntie" of mine; you know that as well as I do. Everybody acts out of their own free will within the boundaries of our guidelines. Nobody is telling anybody to do anything. And we don't know what kind of "moral cleansing," or sodomy, or whatever you over at Nation Library are participating in, but we at the Chocolate Thunder hold ourselves above such acts of immorality. And regardless of whatever your response may be (for this will be my final answer to it in this conversation) we here at the Chocolate Thunder thank you for your continued participation in Malton's moral cleansing (or dirtying, in the case of whomever takes part in whatever takes place in between Nation Library's remotest, darkest book shelves). --alevins 06:01, 23 February 2010 (UTC)

A rage of flaming swear words? I just said that I was gonna take a break because I disliked the dictation of what I "needed" to do by people who already didn't need experience anymore. THen not two days after this, I'm chatting with Godred and some random guy jumps in a murders me. "Okay, I think, this person must be some idiot I killed before? No? Choclate Thunder? Wth?" And then the forum postings began, etc. I've killed BA once or twice, and yes Arcy got down to about 5hp. But you have never killed me after Arcy did. Not one of your members. And I mean, really, just busting into Nation to kill someone who wants to be left alone isn't my idea of a moral society. And I have NEVER spied on you guys, especially to Walter. He's a friend, but I don't even know if he's hunting you guys! You think I would waste my AP running around and then texting other people? That's a worse existence than my previous one, good sir!

While I certainly appreciate a PK group declaring they won't attack me, Dalton, I don't support your VL venture beyond what you do to annoy Chocolate Thunder. I was amused, but I'm not affiliated with any groups; I'm certainly not helping Dalton. It would be nice if you clowns helped us combat the zombie population around Bale. This is the problem with "Pro-Survivor PK" groups: they neglect assisting the suburb and spend more time entrenched in petty conflicts. Oh, but do see which of you will back down first! --WalterKrenshaw 22:16, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

I see you've never been on the receiving end of one of the CT's pro-survivor missions, but to the contrary we've been helping with the mall effort. For example, Rlevins94 recently cleared out for zombies in one day, and began rebuilding the barricades to a corner of the mall. Needless to say, his efforts were in vain, as the mall (to my knowledge) is destroyed. If you do not call that helping, I don't know what you could possibly be expecting. Regardless, it makes it much more difficult to actually be a pro-survivor PKer when you have individuals bent on fulfilling personal vendettas (such as yourself) every time they come into contact with one of our members. I'm not complaining, I'm simply stating a fact. If I were you, I would probably kill me whenever I saw myself too.--alevins 23:48, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

My (and probably everyone else's) attacks on your members stems from your group's long history of childish PKing to feed your own bloated egos. A few "good missions" doesn't magically scrub your records clean. If you want to be taken seriously, drop the annoying righteous PKer act, and you'll find people (like myself) have more important ways to spend their time than purging the area of annoying PKers. Do you already forget the long list of innocent players targeted on your wiki simply for having a noteworthy profile description? How has that campaign worked out for you? Does anyone even remember you guys? --WalterKrenshaw 14:51, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

Watch It

Watch who your killing. There's many of us in North Malton who don't have groups noted due to the BHer presence. A friendly heads-up. -- T^HEL^ORDG^UNS^LINGER 20:28, 23 June 2009 (BST)

Oh, and don't graffiti over any Philosophe Knights or RDD graffiti. I see your pretty active in that department and it doesn't bode too well. -- T^HEL^ORDG^UNS^LINGER 20:29, 23 June 2009 (BST)

To Ameliorate the Situation...

I'm here on behalf of the Philosophe Knights to offer you the chance to make amends for crimes against cultured institutions. We very strongly feel that art and knowledge, philosophy and science - however you want to divide the ideas - are worth defending in these apocalyptic circumstances. We even offered to you a warning against killing Nation Library's head librarian, Godred, siting the reasons why violence against culture is the mark of ignorance. However, you promptly killed Godred nevertheless. Therefore, you've not only insulted the institution of the Nation Library, but the Centers of Learning policy as well. We are willing to practice forgiveness of balant ignorance in rare circumstances. As you are fairly new to the murderer's game in Malton, I would say this is an educational opportunity for your organization. What we ask, in return, is the adoption of the CoL policy; not spraytagging over Philosophe, RDD, or KoSJ (Knights of St. Jude) tags; and refraining from killing in Lamport Hills, as we look over that suburb specifically. These are not outrageous demands by anonymous madmen - Malton's a big enough city with enough opportunities for your group to expand and enjoy your work and, yet, still not share any bad blood with your neighbors. These are general terms of goodwill from the Philosophes. -- RH_{PK | burning chiton} 01:16, 27 June 2009 (BST)

It's good to see that we can come to an agreement. Your defense was quite valid, and, seeing that you've consistently stood by your convictions, warrants respect. Few of the newer groups in Malton seem to understand this... We're glad to hear you'll keep Lamport Hills as a no-kill zone. (We are the most experienced and most violent of the Lamport Hills Conference members, after all, and retribution would largely land at our doorstep. This agreement does away with any possible unpleasantries in that way.) Finally, on the issue of tagging, perhaps we can come to ask that you leave buildings within a three block radius of Southall Mansion unchanged. We can understand you wish to gather more support and build a reputation for yourself, but the Mansion grounds are very specifically our grounds. We tend to assume the general surrounding blocks as our campus, as Southall houses a considerate number of allies and fellow scholars. This should give you free range throughout the vast, vast majority of northern Malton and certainly around the Bale Mall area.

Additionally, if you run into any serious confrontations with WHYTRY, let us know. -- RH_{PK | burning chiton} 06:54, 28 June 2009 (BST)

Good to hear of our agreement. Happy hunting, gentlemen. -- RH_{PK | burning chiton} 00:55, 1 July 2009 (BST)

WHYTRY

The Browncoats have initiated a search and destroy op on WHYTRY. They assualted one of our members without provocation, and we wouldn't mind teaching them why they shouldn't EVER mess with us. However, we do not know where this group can usually can be found. Can you assist us in our endeavors to track down these nuisances? --Blanemcc 23:31, 17 August 2009 (BST)

Thanks for the help. We're en-route at the moment, should be up that way shortly. We've got experience dancing with our enemies, so we should have some luck hunting these guys. It will be a pleasure to work with you guys while we're in the area. --Blanemcc 10:00, 18 August 2009 (BST)

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Hello

Alevins5, I dropped you a PM on your forums...--DT^PK 22:49, 23 November 2009 (UTC)

The Great Suburb Group Massacre 2010

	Group Confirmed.
	This group was confirmed active. Thank you for your reply.

Periodically, groups are checked for activity in order to clean the inactive groups from the suburb pages. We'd appreciate it if you could confirm your activity in the game. —Aichon— 23:52, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

We are still active.--Alevins 01:44, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

Thanks! —Aichon— 01:47, 27 January 2010 (UTC)