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group_name=The Skorpions| | group_name=The Skorpions| | ||
group_image=[[Image: | group_image=[[Image:Skorpion.png]]| | ||
group_abbrev=TSK| | group_abbrev=TSK| | ||
group_membership=5| | group_membership= 7 (5 active)| | ||
group_leaders= | group_leaders=TheUnremarkableHulk| | ||
group_goals=Stick it to [[DEM|the man]], cream [[survivor|freams]], be hip, use vintage 50's lingo as we slice up squares| | group_goals=Stick it to [[DEM|the man]], cream [[survivor|freams]], be hip, use vintage 50's lingo as we slice up squares| | ||
group_recruit=Recruiting| | group_recruit=Recruiting| | ||
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==Hello== | ==Hello== | ||
{{PKcount|User= | {{PKcount|User=This group|Number=dozens of}} | ||
{{Samhain Slaughter 2}} | {{Samhain Slaughter 2}} | ||
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Tell me somethin', boss, you think the DEM is a big group of freams? | Tell me somethin', boss, you think the DEM is a big group of freams? | ||
Wanna show | Wanna show all the wet rags in Malton the word from the bird? | ||
Think I'm writin' a book here? | Think I'm writin' a book here? | ||
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Maybe bein' hip we'll kill some square folks just because we're a cool crew like that. We're always lookin' to be cookin' other pro-survivor squares. | Maybe bein' hip we'll kill some square folks just because we're a cool crew like that. We're always lookin' to be cookin' other pro-survivor squares. | ||
== | ==The Rules== | ||
# Don't kill other oddballs in the crew. | |||
# Don't kill other hip PKers unless the Fonz says it's cool, even if they whacked you first. We are [[PKer|hipsters]], so we cats gotta stick it out, you dig? | |||
We are | # Be hip, baby! We ain't no squares! | ||
# Smoking is cool. | |||
# Don't be shy, let the nerds hear you lingo! | |||
==Where we operate== | ==Where we operate== | ||
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[[DORIS]] | [[DORIS]] | ||
[[Hitman]] | [[Hitman]] | ||
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[[Legends of Darkness]] | [[Legends of Darkness]] | ||
[[The PKer Alliance]] | [[The PKer Alliance]] | ||
==The Freams and Jive Turkeys== | ==The Freams and Jive Turkeys== | ||
The Browncoats | |||
Flowers of Disease | |||
Imperium of Man | Imperium of Man | ||
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DEM | DEM | ||
Malton Skeet Club | Malton Skeet Club | ||
Fortress | Fortress | ||
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TZH | TZH | ||
Anyone who | Anyone who playin' a bit with our pals ain't livin' long. | ||
==Hip PK's== | ==Hip PK's== | ||
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Another CDF nerd [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1254969 ethan] gives PrivateFirstClass my first ever PK. | Another CDF nerd [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1254969 ethan] gives PrivateFirstClass my first ever PK. | ||
Trenchcoat PKRU member [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=939129 shadow] helps | Trenchcoat PKRU member [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=939129 shadow] helps PFC spread the word from the bird. (didn't have Iwitness working for awhile, so he asks you take my word on these) | ||
Hulk cruises over some [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/10-10-08_2300hrs_PUBLIC/IN_79-48__5df-59d-175.html random guy]. Hulk's a real oddball man. | Hulk cruises over some [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/10-10-08_2300hrs_PUBLIC/IN_79-48__5df-59d-175.html random guy]. Hulk's a real oddball man. | ||
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[http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1325094 I] dropped two nerds in a day. First, [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/10-17-08_0300hrs_PUBLIC/IN_58-53_Kill_4c7-336-80f.html this nerd turned hipster] and then [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/10-17-08_0300hrs_PUBLIC/IN_59-53_another_kill_8ec-093-ef2.html this jive turkey]. | [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1325094 I] dropped two nerds in a day. First, [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/10-17-08_0300hrs_PUBLIC/IN_58-53_Kill_4c7-336-80f.html this nerd turned hipster] and then [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/10-17-08_0300hrs_PUBLIC/IN_59-53_another_kill_8ec-093-ef2.html this jive turkey]. | ||
Joining in on the Browncoats fun, | Joining in on the Browncoats fun, PFC found a Fortress [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/10-17-08_1600hrs_PUBLIC/IN_61-55__da3-a76-e78.html nerd] tryin' to be an actor in a crew of randoms. | ||
Hulk's kill right here is the bee's knees. [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/10-17-08_2100hrs_PUBLIC/IN_59-58__65c-297-79b.html Malton's "Finest"] gets the word from the bird by a true daddy-o. | Hulk's kill right here is the bee's knees. [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/10-17-08_2100hrs_PUBLIC/IN_59-58__65c-297-79b.html Malton's "Finest"] gets the word from the bird by a true daddy-o. | ||
This cat's profile at the time said he hurts "bad" people. | This cat's profile at the time said he hurts "bad" people. PFC thought [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/10-18-08_0200hrs_PUBLIC/IN_59-55_another_one_409-e4b-5e7.html he needed to cool it.] | ||
TZH hangin' in Roftwood? [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/10-18-08_1800hrs_PUBLIC/IN_59-55__61b-a5f-514.html Not in Hulk's pad!] | TZH hangin' in Roftwood? [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/10-18-08_1800hrs_PUBLIC/IN_59-55__61b-a5f-514.html Not in Hulk's pad!] | ||
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More Fortress? You better believe it daddy-o. For bein' the best survivor group, [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/10-18-08_1800hrs_PUBLIC/IN_60-54__967-2c7-cf5.html these squares are pretty jive.] | More Fortress? You better believe it daddy-o. For bein' the best survivor group, [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/10-18-08_1800hrs_PUBLIC/IN_60-54__967-2c7-cf5.html these squares are pretty jive.] | ||
Jensonson was one of | Jensonson was one of Private First Class' earlier kills, remember? [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/10-19-08_0000hrs_PUBLIC/IN_61-55__d7d-b9d-094.html I think he couldn't get enough of me Rick Rollin' him.] Poor jive turkey... | ||
PFC got some [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1348090 Necronerd.] Check this [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/10-23-08_2200hrs_PUBLIC/IN_77-76__dbb-3eb-dee.html Fire Axe Beatdown.] | |||
Once again, this hip greaser | Once again, this hip greaser oh-so-hiply grases [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/10-23-08_2200hrs_PUBLIC/IN_78-76__e95-1ee-a60.html Rookie Fream.] | ||
And many more! We ain't showin' off every kill we make, baby! | |||
==The Current Dig?== | ==The Current Dig?== | ||
As of October 5, we | As of October 5, 2008, we'd been giving CDF trenchies the word from the bird. So far, even though my computer is garbage at screenshots, we have 3 dead jive turkey trenchcoats. Pretty hip for our first time crusin' for a bruisin' i gotta say. Stay tuned for more hip and happenin' news daddy-o. | ||
Hey hipsters! Movin' out of CDF land, now goin' to participate in a hosted PKer event. If you ain't there, you ain't hip baby, you're square. | Hey hipsters! Movin' out of CDF land, now goin' to participate in a hosted PKer event. If you ain't there, you ain't hip baby, you're square. | ||
The Skorpions participated in the [[Samhain Slaughter 2|Second Samhain Slaughter]]. We sliced up some squares before we threw up some gravel. Those cubes didn't know what was comin', baby! | |||
So what are you up to now? We can't dish out the details, Clyde, but we're participating in some super-secret business. What to know what it is? Join up, Daddy-O. | |||
==Kickin' Templates== | ==Kickin' Templates== | ||
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{{Wild One}} | {{Wild One}} | ||
{{TheGang}} | |||
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Latest revision as of 22:48, 3 March 2009
| The Skorpions | |
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| Abbreviation: | TSK |
| Group Numbers: | 7 (5 active) |
| Leadership: | TheUnremarkableHulk |
| Goals: | Stick it to the man, cream freams, be hip, use vintage 50's lingo as we slice up squares |
| Recruitment Policy: | Recruiting |
| Contact: | //z10.invisionfree.com/Skorpions_Galbriath/index.php?act=idx |
Hello
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PK Count |
| This group has PKed dozens of people. |
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Trick or Trick! |
| This user or group wore a costume and trick-or-treated at Blesley Mall, Oct 2008. |
Tell me somethin', boss, you think the DEM is a big group of freams?
Wanna show all the wet rags in Malton the word from the bird?
Think I'm writin' a book here?
Nah baby, I'm just in orbit, Daddy-O. Come hang with me, don't be a party pooper.
Our Rap
Movin' from our Pad in Galbraith Hills, our gig is tryin' to pound on the DEM nerds and give them a big old knuckle sandwich wherever they go.
Maybe bein' hip we'll kill some square folks just because we're a cool crew like that. We're always lookin' to be cookin' other pro-survivor squares.
The Rules
- Don't kill other oddballs in the crew.
- Don't kill other hip PKers unless the Fonz says it's cool, even if they whacked you first. We are hipsters, so we cats gotta stick it out, you dig?
- Be hip, baby! We ain't no squares!
- Smoking is cool.
- Don't be shy, let the nerds hear you lingo!
Where we operate
Everywhere we want to, nerd.
Links
Come check out our pad, Daddy-O: http://z10.invisionfree.com/Skorpions_Galbriath/index.php?act=idx
Don't be a square, tag a wall with our wiki page's tinyrurl: http://tinyurl.com/Skorp
Cool Cats that Chill with us
The Freams and Jive Turkeys
The Browncoats
Flowers of Disease
Imperium of Man
CDF
DEM
Malton Skeet Club
Fortress
TZH
Anyone who playin' a bit with our pals ain't livin' long.
Hip PK's
Trenchcoat volitile gets the word from the bird from TheUnremarkableHulk.
Another CDF nerd ethan gives PrivateFirstClass my first ever PK.
Trenchcoat PKRU member shadow helps PFC spread the word from the bird. (didn't have Iwitness working for awhile, so he asks you take my word on these)
Hulk cruises over some random guy. Hulk's a real oddball man.
I dropped two nerds in a day. First, this nerd turned hipster and then this jive turkey.
Joining in on the Browncoats fun, PFC found a Fortress nerd tryin' to be an actor in a crew of randoms.
Hulk's kill right here is the bee's knees. Malton's "Finest" gets the word from the bird by a true daddy-o.
This cat's profile at the time said he hurts "bad" people. PFC thought he needed to cool it.
TZH hangin' in Roftwood? Not in Hulk's pad!
More Fortress? You better believe it daddy-o. For bein' the best survivor group, these squares are pretty jive.
Jensonson was one of Private First Class' earlier kills, remember? I think he couldn't get enough of me Rick Rollin' him. Poor jive turkey...
PFC got some Necronerd. Check this Fire Axe Beatdown.
Once again, this hip greaser oh-so-hiply grases Rookie Fream.
And many more! We ain't showin' off every kill we make, baby!
The Current Dig?
As of October 5, 2008, we'd been giving CDF trenchies the word from the bird. So far, even though my computer is garbage at screenshots, we have 3 dead jive turkey trenchcoats. Pretty hip for our first time crusin' for a bruisin' i gotta say. Stay tuned for more hip and happenin' news daddy-o.
Hey hipsters! Movin' out of CDF land, now goin' to participate in a hosted PKer event. If you ain't there, you ain't hip baby, you're square.
The Skorpions participated in the Second Samhain Slaughter. We sliced up some squares before we threw up some gravel. Those cubes didn't know what was comin', baby!
So what are you up to now? We can't dish out the details, Clyde, but we're participating in some super-secret business. What to know what it is? Join up, Daddy-O.
Kickin' Templates
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The Skorpions |
| Hey, Daddy-o! {{{User}}} is one hip cat, and {{{he/she}}} ain't puttin' up with no jive, you dig? |
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What are you rebelling against? |
| This user is a rebel who may or may not have a cause. |
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The Skorpions |
| A Skorpion is a Skorp all the way; from your first cigarette, to your last dying day. |
