The Skorpions
The Skorpions | |
Abbreviation: | TSK |
Group Numbers: | 5 |
Leadership: | PrivateFirstClass,TheUnremarkableHulk, Johnny Rockett |
Goals: | Stick it to the man, cream freams, be hip, use vintage 50's lingo as we slice up squares |
Recruitment Policy: | Recruiting |
Contact: | //z10.invisionfree.com/Skorpions_Galbriath/index.php?act=idx |
Hello
PK Count | |
The Skorpions has PKed 23 people. |
Trick or Trick! | |
This user or group wore a costume and trick-or-treated at Blesley Mall, Oct 2008. |
Tell me somethin', boss, you think the DEM is a big group of freams?
Wanna show those wet rags the word from the bird?
Think I'm writin' a book here?
Nah baby, I'm just in orbit, Daddy-O. Come hang with me, don't be a party pooper.
Our Rap
Movin' from our Pad in Galbraith Hills, our gig is tryin' to pound on the DEM nerds and give them a big old knuckle sandwich wherever they go.
Maybe bein' hip we'll kill some square folks just because we're a cool crew like that. We're always lookin' to be cookin' other pro-survivor squares.
Two Rules
- Don't kill other oddballs in the crew.
- Don't kill other hip PKers unless the Fonz says it's cool, even if they whacked you first. We are hipsters, so we cats gotta stick it out, you dig?
- Be hip, baby! We ain't no squares!
- Smoking is cool.
- Don't be shy, let the nerds hear you lingo!
Where we operate
Everywhere we want to, nerd.
Links
Come check out our pad, Daddy-O: http://z10.invisionfree.com/Skorpions_Galbriath/index.php?act=idx
Don't be a square, tag a wall with our wiki page's tinyrurl: http://tinyurl.com/Skorp
Cool Cats that Chill with us
The Freams and Jive Turkeys
Imperium of Man
CDF
DEM
Malton Skeet Club/ BrainRot Revive Clinic
Fortress
TZH
Anyone who acts like a fream to our allies, is not a fellow hipster.
Hip PK's
Trenchcoat volitile gets the word from the bird from TheUnremarkableHulk.
Another CDF nerd ethan gives PrivateFirstClass my first ever PK.
Trenchcoat PKRU member shadow helps me spread the word from the bird. (didn't have Iwitness working for awhile, so i ask you take my word on these)
Hulk cruises over some random guy. Hulk's a real oddball man.
I dropped two nerds in a day. First, this nerd turned hipster and then this jive turkey.
Joining in on the Browncoats fun, I found a Fortress nerd tryin' to be an actor in a crew of randoms.
Hulk's kill right here is the bee's knees. Malton's "Finest" gets the word from the bird by a true daddy-o.
This cat's profile at the time said he hurts "bad" people. I thought he needed to cool it.
TZH hangin' in Roftwood? Not in Hulk's pad!
More Fortress? You better believe it daddy-o. For bein' the best survivor group, these squares are pretty jive.
Jensonson was one of my earlier kills, remember? I think he couldn't get enough of me Rick Rollin' him. Poor jive turkey...
I got some nerd Necrotech. Check this Fire Axe Beatdown.
Once again, this hip greaser, hip greases a Rookie Fream.
The Current Dig?
As of October 5, we have been giving CDF trenchies the word from the bird. So far, even though my computer is garbage at screenshots, we have 3 dead jive turkey trenchcoats. Pretty hip for our first time crusin' for a bruisin' i gotta say. Stay tuned for more hip and happenin' news daddy-o.
Hey hipsters! Movin' out of CDF land, now goin' to participate in a hosted PKer event. If you ain't there, you ain't hip baby, you're square.
The Skorpions participated in the Second Samhain Slaughter. We sliced up some squares before we threw up some gravel. Those cubes didn't know what was comin', baby!
Kickin' Templates
The Skorpions | |
Hey, Daddy-o! {{{User}}} is one hip cat, and {{{he/she}}} ain't puttin' up with no jive, you dig? |
What are you rebelling against? | |
This user is a rebel who may or may not have a cause. |