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List of Lessons
Here's my kill list since finding my new special purpose.
- A Drooling PsychoTauntKill
- Tilly Lo Lesson 1 Lesson 2 Lesson 3 Kill (The Guide)
- dexa vida me levar Lesson 1 Lesson 2 Kill
- Wendy O Williams Kill
- Wendy O Williams #2: Lesson Kill
- Joe W Orkingman Lesson Kill
- Ovastug Taunt Kill (The Guide)
- Shallow GravyKill
- bvrasp LessonKill (the Guide)
- Scooty Puff Sr LessonKill +15
- Rathanel — Kill +15
- SoZettaSlowpoke – Lesson 1 – Lesson 2 – Kill +20 (Mall Tour - Marven)
- Nigel Green – Lesson – Kill +20
- Caroline Debry – Lesson – Kill +10 (the Guide)
- Chance Fortune -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Kill +20
- laura20 -- Lesson -- Kill +20
- Nurse Goodbody -- Lesson -- Kill +15
- Toomatin Zabrakovic – Lesson 1 – Lesson 2 – Lesson 3 – Kill +20 (the Guide)
- Chance Fortune -- Lesson -- Kill +20
- DrCoriell – Lesson – Kill +20
- BB Bob – Lesson – Kill +20
- Mike Smith -- Lesson -- Kill +20
- beiber fever – Lesson 1 – Lesson 2 – Kill +10
- meatwadd -- Lecture -- Education +15 (the Guide)
- nada -- lecture 1 -- lecture 2 -- lesson +20
- Kilian Render -- lecture -- lesson +20
- Consilium1 -- Lesson -- Kill +10 (Cinephile - Unforgiven) -- Then I saw this guy just a few blocks away? Zerg? Consilium2
- Consilium2 -- Lesson -- Set -- Education +10 (Cinephile - Tommy Boy; Mall Tour -- Calvert) Bumped into that one again, so I just decided to complete the "Consilium set."
- LarryBob -- Lesson -- Education +20
- Phil Guv -- Education +20 -- No lesson today, as my luck was abysmal, and I had to fall asleep to do this one as it is. Intended to be for being non-descript. Ugh. (Mall Tour - Bale)
- Good Solder 2 -- Lesson -- Education +20 (Mall Tour - Bale) (the Guide)
- Capt Rick Grimes -- Lesson -- Education +20
- 123draw -- image on file +10 - A little retribution for this disagreeable fellow. As to the message in his profile: Me too, 123draw. Me too.
- Nurse Fox -- Lecture -- Education +20 (the Guide)
- Terry Han -- See The PK page soon for the details -- Education +20
- an angry parakeet -- end of lesson -- Education +20
- Dulva -- Lesson -- Education +15
- xgotmoxs -- Lesson -- Education +15
- Amdir -- Lesson -- Education +20
- Eddy Loughlin -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +15 (Cinephile - Billy Madison)
- Abie Babie -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +15
- Dean Deano -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Lesson 3 -- Kill +15
- Redd eyed jedi -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +15
- Abnon -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +15
- MSilva -- Education on file +20
- Kevin Greeves -- Education on file +20
- Building Maintenance -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +15
- Masonic Weregoat -- Lesson -- Education +15
- AquariumReceptionist -- Lesson/Education +20
- Masonic Weregoat -- Lesson -- Education +20
- Wade Cable -- Education +15
- A nervous Porcupine -- Lesson -- Education +15
- Collosimo -- Lesson -- Education +15
- A nervous Porcupine -- Lesson -- Education +20
- Wade Cable -- Lesson -- Education +20
- Alassan -- Lesson -- Education +15
- Deconstruction Dave -- Lesson -- Education +20
- a chimpanzee -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Lesson 3 -- Education +15
- Angus Finnerty -- Lesson -- Education +20
- Zombra's Hunter -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Lesson 3 -- Lesson 4 -- Lesson 5 -- Education +20
- Dr Adolf Strughold -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Lesson 3 -- Education +15
- Rotten Ray -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +20
- Samanya -- Lesson -- Education +10
- Jesus Sante No records. It was a live fight, and I didn't get them. Honor bound. +20
- Grobble Record on file. +20
- LSvlad Record on file. +20
- Necoroman Record on file. +20
- DakWolf -- Lesson -- Education +20
- Jesus Sante -- Education +20
- Jesus Sante -- Record on file +20
- Waffles Delgado -- Record on file +20
- Wolfred Bane -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +20
- Marlo Bean -- Education +15 I forgot to speechify here! Even with that trenchy profile! What a missed opportunity!
- LSvlad -- Lesson -- Education +20
- Marlo Bean -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Lesson 3 -- Education +15 Thank goodness I had the chance to speak to Marlo this time!
- Jesus Sante -- Education +15
- LSvlad -- Education +15
- Harold Crumbtooth -- Lesson 1 --Lesson 2 -- Education +15
- Danger Lightfoot Education +20 What's left to say at this point?
- Harold Crumbtooth -- Lesson -- Education +10
- Danger Lightfoot -- Lesson -- Education +20
- Harold Crumbtooth -- Lesson -- Education +10
- LSvlad -- Lesson -- Education +20
- ChesterArthur -- [on file] +15 (Mall Tour - Giddings)
- Creepy Cripple -- Lesson -- Education +20
- Jesus Sante -- Lesson -- Education +15
- Harold Crumbtooth -- Lesson -- Education +10
- LSvlad -- Lesson -- Education +20
- A Drunken Scientist -- Lesson -- Education +20
- Tony Darkgrave -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +20
- The Band Styx -- Lesson -- Education +20
- NonDescriptScout (no lesson - went for two, but rando was not with me today) -- Education +20
- NonDescriptScout Lesson -- Education +20
- Dago Redd Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Lesson 3 -- Education +15
- North Dakota Yeti Lesson -- Education +15
- dont touch me Lesson -- Education +20
- Don Tartaglia Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Education +15
- Jason Quick Lesson -- Education +15 (Knife)
- Slock50 -- Lesson 1 -- Lesson 2 -- Lesson 3 -- Education +20
- beardgod Lesson -- Education +20 (Tynte Mall)
Lesson #36 deserves a bit more detail. Not only does it represent my graduation to the level of Philosophe within my order, it is also a spirited defense of the Knights' Artifact Policy in the face of an incursion by an otherwise good group. Here is the entire message I delivered to The Malton Zookeepers this morning:
# Attention Malton Zookeepers. I am Seekandyeshallfind of the Philosophe Knights. I have long admired the work of your group.
# However, we have learned your group has embarked on a "Zookeeper's Trinket Tour 2013" for the purpose of "fun and debauchery." This will not do.
# The Philosophe Knights demand that The Malton Zookeepers abandon this tour, by order of the Artifact Protection Policy.
# Our Artifact Protection Policy prohibits the looting of museums and protects Malton's cultural and educational values.
# Aligning with this policy in no way aligns you with the PK. Flouting the policy with this tour puts you in direct conflict with the Knights’ mission.
# Objets d'art are not 'trinkets' - they are among our last, great threads to our cultural history prior to the outbreak.
# These treasures must remain in Centers of Learning under the care of studious curators.
# Just as the zookeepers safeguard the animals in the Malton Zoo, you should do no harm to the contents of Centers of Learning.
# To punctuate, I will now educate your leader, Angry Parakeet. Death is not permanent in Malton, but it is memorable.
# So long as the tour ends here and now, here endeth the lesson. Good day to you all.
Those who have understood the lesson
1. My #7 kill -- Ovastug Taunt Kill -- now has this personal description: "Just a humble zombie drifter. My clothes smells like blood and urine. could you gimme some meat??" I'm not 100% sure that's an improvement, but baby steps, people. BABY STEPS!
2. My #9 kill -- bvrasp LessonKill -- added the following personal description to read: "You see what appears to be a Sivak Draconian, with silver scaled flesh, deep silver eyes, a forked tonuge, and a reptilian tail. You assume this transformation occured on goblinization day, but he might also be from a different world." Much better! Suddenly you seem so much smarter!
3. My #14 Kill: Caroline Debry – Lesson, has changed her description to read: “A woman in her early forties. Her brown hair is dirty, from the lack of available water to bathe with, but immaculately combed. A museum curator before the quarantine.” Praise be to you Caroline! I told her so in-game as well: http://iamscott.net/1362752243889.html - wherein I say: "Caroline! You've added some description! You're part of the solution! Part of the war against ignorance in Malton! I, Seekandyeshallfind of the Philosophe Knights, Salute you! Praise Knowledge!"
- UPDATE: Caroline regularly slaps me with a newspaper when she sees me. I like her.
4. My #18 Kill: Toomatin Zabrakovic changed his profile to read...
"Sick of the quarantine. Also sick of being judged for not writing enough here, by selfrighteous people who mostly write nonsense themselves. I value silence, but when I speak, I speak the truth."
HA! That's fantastic!
5. My #24 kill -- meatwadd -- Lecture -- Education -- didn't EXACTLY understand the lesson, but at least is no longer nondescript. His profile now reads, "Seekandyeshallfind is an arse. Not a great fan of the Philosophe Knights either I'm afraid. Got PK'd for lack of character description and poor spelling of name. Not best pleased." HA! I'll allow it. He's got the first part right anyway. No question.
6. My #24 kill -- nada -- lecture 1 -- lecture 2 -- lesson recently found me and (I'm pretty sure, I wish I'd gotten the dang screen shot) killed me. His profile now reads, "Nada is wearing jeans, unusually dark sunglsses, and a blue plaid flannel shirt with an emtpy JuicyFruit wrapper safety-pinned to the pocket. His mullet is very dated." Yay! He also said, "Hey! You were supposed to say something cool in Latin!" which made me smile. I've really gotten away from that recently in my zeal to conform to the educational messages of the Philosophe Knights, but I'll work on that for you nada!
7. My #34 kill -- Nurse Fox -- went from being nondescript to "Hello, please tell me something about yourself..." I'm not sure that fully qualifies for assisting in Malton's enlightenment, but it's definitely a step in the right direction, as it promotes intellectual discussion and a sharing of the human condition. So on the list it goes.
8. My #31 kill -- Good Solder 2 -- went from impersonating the Philosophe Knights to being a member of some group called "DZ." I'll count it.
Repaired Centers of Learning
As a Philosophe Knight, I highly value all centers of learning, and make a point of repairing them whenever I find one in shabby condition.
Kill List, Activities and Awards with Red Rum
I went three months unaligned where I kept absolutely zero records.
I found my Records, and added the most recent stuff. Gotta start getting iWitnesses of all things, dammit!
Mall Tally
Not that I'm trying for this badge at the moment, just figured I'd keep a tally of those that qualify.
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The Player Killer Olympic Committee
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Seekandyeshallfind is a member of the PKOC during the Player Killer Olympic Games 2008 and is probably shouting super sekrit important instructions at everyone.
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