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VICTORY

CDFAward.jpgCDFAward2.jpg GANKBUS has received two prestigious awards from the Urbandead community!


There are currently 0 members of the CDF in Crossman PD. If the goal of CDF is to defend the CPD and the surrounding area, they have failed. If you are a member and cling to some sense of existence, I urge you to find a new group.

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This user or group believes that if Amazing does in fact put the gold in the basket that this situation can be resolved.
GANKBUS Scientists have discovered the two sources of Amazing's inspiration. With their powers combined, they now understand our enemy. Target and FERROUS CRANUS!.

GANKBUS poetry corner

  1. Mice crawl through the beard / Eating the crumbs of Twinkies / Leftovers are gone -Rueful

(This violates no rules as it doesn't mention Amazing in any way. Lots of people have beards, you are not a snowflake -- Rueful 20:08, 24 April 2006 (BST))

  1. Ex-moderator / Didn't last a week at it / Don't delete pages -Rueful
  2. Amazing watches / DerekJeter kill Toast Boy / Logs in his res bot Rasher
  3. Doctor Amazing / A dragon from outer space / He will make you fire - Sappho
  4. Cyberbob you fool / don't you see that Amazing / is a space dragon - Baudelaire
  5. I know what I do / don't patronise me again / I am sick of it -Cyberbob240CDF
  6. I do not think that / he knows what patronise means / please do not hurt him Rasher
  7. Each day someone dies / Amazing will not step down / He likes punishment Rasher
  8. Pixel art in drag / Is it fair use? I think so / It looks better now - Rueful
  9. Blameless survivors / are dying so he can live / why does he still hide? - Rueful
  10. Please stop your trolling / it brings hostility here / just live and let live - Cyberbob240CDF - Arb - W!
    I hate you, but this is a pretty good haiku
  11. Here is another / identify yourself now / why do you hate me? --Cyberbob240CDF - Arb - W!
  12. GANKBUS poetry / implies that GANKBUS writes it / here's your stop, get off. -- Rueful
  13. What is wrong with me / I'm only being friendly / but if you so wish... --Cyberbob240CDF - Arb - W!
  14. You're that creepy guy / Old but with only one eye / But stares anyway - Rasher
  15. Or you are the guy / That makes us wait while you look / for your precious coins - Rasher
  16. You're making me late / to my job at waffle house / hurry the bear up - Rueful
  17. Or the old woman / that smiles in the corner / and farts all the while - Rasher
  18. I be the pirate / that is standing behind you / stealing your treasure --Cyberbob240CDF - Arb - W!
  19. A non sequitur / Pirates do not ride busses / get off of my plane Rasher
  20. Be this bus or plane? / I be a modern pirate / I ride both of them --Cyberbob240CDF - Arb - W!
  21. Planes do not have planks / how will you kill mutineers? / Sabres must be checked - Rueful
  22. True modern pirates / use those inflatable slides / to throw people out --Cyberbob240CDF - Arb - W!
  23. But sir you forget / Seat cushion for flotation / they will never drown - Rueful
  24. The solution is / simply take the seat cushions / and add iron chains --Cyberbob240CDF - Arb - W!
  25. Pirates, how trendy / Care to add some Chuck Norris / joke while your at it? -Banana¯\(o_º)/¯Bear
  26. Ouch. I guess we'll use / the GANKBUS as a triage / to treat burn victims - Rueful
  27. I have no skin left / Banana burnt it all off / I'd like to check in --Cyberbob240CDF - Arb - W!
  28. Omnisexual: / Had Both Your Mom And Your Dad / And They Both Liked It --Karlsbad
    Huh? --Cyberbob240CDF - Arb - W!
    Its a Every-Mom Joke. Even your mom. Beeee-yotch. --Karlsbad
    OK... *looks around nervously* --Cyberbob240CDF - Arb - W!
    Kb, grats on making a retarded, offtopic haiku. Feel free to delete it anytime. - Rueful
    Uh oh, brick you lose / your haiku is off topic / worn out jokes. retard - Burnana Bear
  29. Back to the pirates / I have lost my best eyepatch / Anyone seen it? --Cyberbob240CDF - Arb - W!
  30. Forget the pirates / This is the GANKBUS, buddy / Death to all morons -Wyn
  31. You insult my kind / Yarr, be you ninja matey? / That's a ninja call... --Cyberbob240CDF - Arb - W!
  32. Ninjas are trendy / I'm a Maltonite civvie / My brain is yummy -Wyn
  33. He be ninja boys! / I want him captured alive / He will walk the plank --Cyberbob240CDF - Arb - W!
  34. Skinless Cyberbob / Always the trendy pirates / dumb college humour -Banana¯\(o_º)/¯Bear
  35. Kung-fu is worse / Oh! Look at me, I'm Bruce Lee! / HEEYAH! Thunder Punch! -Wyn
  36. It's your fault BB / That I have no skin left now / Pirates are real! Real! --Cyberbob240CDF - Arb - W!
  37. I will nuke you Bob / and then know what you will have? / No skin, hair or teeth -Banana¯\(o_º)/¯Bear
  38. Calm down Banana / I don't want to start something / Please calm down, OK? --Cyberbob240CDF - Arb - W!
  39. Rarh arg rarh rarh rarh! / Rarh Rarh Rarh Rarh Rarh Rarh Rarh! / Angry rocket go! -Banana¯\(o_º)/¯Bear 17:04, 3 May 2006 (BST)

Always Remember your ammo

Roscoe Underbough

  1. Roscoe Underbough attacked you for 8 damage. (04-21 03:30 BST) ...and again. (04-21 03:30 BST) ...and again. (04-21 03:30 BST)
  2. Roscoe Underbough said "hi rueful2, just wanted to say hi." (04-21 03:31 BST)
  3. Some Nice Person healed you for 10 HP. (04-21 09:35 BST) ...and again. (04-21 09:35 BST)
  4. Roscoe Underbough attacked you for 8 damage. (04-21 11:19 BST)

Final result: rueful2 lives!

Mark LivenGood

  1. Mark LivenGood attacked you for 4 damage. (04-25 14:52 BST) ...and again. (04-25 14:52 BST) ...and again. (04-25 14:53 BST) ...and again. (04-25 14:53 BST) ...and again. (04-25 14:53 BST) ...and again. (04-25 14:53 BST) ...and again. (04-25 14:53 BST) ...and again. (04-25 14:53 BST) ...and again. (04-25 14:54 BST) ...and again. (04-25 14:54 BST) ...and again. (04-25 14:54 BST).

End result: Scinfaxi lives with just 16 health!

Members

  1. DerekJeter - driver
  2. rueful2 - second row from the back
  3. Ozno Axe - standing near the front, next stop is his
  4. Zurvann - missing the bus for weeks, presumed dead
  5. DaleEarnhardt - sits next to the emergency exit
  6. MaulMachine's return - He's in the exhaust, and he goes WOO WOOOO

Allies

  • Scinfaxi - Currently in command of the Faggots. He is has still very much hopped on the GANKBUS though.
  • ASS - the Bobs do a glorious job of commanding another anti-Amazing group, Assault On Stupid Survivors. They receive coupons in the mail for free rides on the GANKBUS(cash value: 1/1000th of a cent)

News

GANKBUS would like to extend a hearty congratluations to Amazing as the wiki's latest moderator! GANKBUS is confident he will do an excellent, unbiased job. In light of his recent responsibilities, he has gone into hiding in Darvall Heights. It looks like he has setup a few impersonators to take his place as leader of Crossman Police Station much like Saddam Houssein- Amazin'g and Amazin g have been spotted giving orders, to name a few. Either way, GANKBUS will continue to eliminate CDF members until Amazing is relieved of his duty. Carry on!

I would like to congratulate Amazing as well. May his beard grow long and full! Scinfaxi 08:31, 10 April 2006 (BST)

CDF Withdrawl From Crossman

CDF declares victory (after they get kicked out of the PD) "Success! We are repelling the undead invaders. A short break-in period has been ended and the CDF is in the process of retaking the PD in full. We still need help however! Victory is not in our hands yet. We are still under the threat of repeated PKing and Griefing, so the Zombie invaders have not yet been fully expunged from our area. Many are still "hiding" on our revive point, breaking away only to make feeble attacks. We have all but defeated the ghouls dispite our PK problems. "

That's right friends, a dispute is already in progress between the CDF and the Shining Ones (who defeated the CDF at Crossman). Apparently, zombies forced a CDF retreat from Crossman at some point and there is a dispute over it. This goes hand in hand with the CDF's strategy of being PKed then turning into zombies to protect Crossman (as openly stated by Amazing).

CDF Fall In The Ranking

That's right, as of now, the CDF has fallen to 21 members. CDFers may offer their own explaination for this, but GANKBUS and the newly minted group, the Faggots, believe it's just part of their ongoing campaign to make Malton a better place by settling disagreements with violence. Scinfaxi 09:42, 14 April 2006 (BST)

CDF loses their balls in Darvall

That's right, confrontations with the Crossman Defense Force have been extremely scarce due to their lack of a presence in Darvall. Scinfaxi claims this is largely due to his sexual prowess, which has belittled his enemies into retreating from the area. We'll keep an eye on the situation, and Scinfaxi's sexual prowess, as it develops. Scinfaxi 16:38, 31 May 2006 (BST)

GANKBUS Operating Procedure

  1. Kill Amazing. This is arguably the most fun and important public service we carry out as he is an officer in CDF.
  2. Impersonate CDF members in Crossman, claim un-affiliated players are zombie spies, then kill them. Hilarious!
  3. Attempt to infiltrate the CDF (already accomplished by some members). Get into their private forums!
  4. Re-spray Crossman PD. Among Scinfaxi's favorite slogans are:
    1. (insert random CDFers name) is a PK, terminate on sight.
    2. The CDF has disbanded -- Amazing
    3. Nurten Avenue -- free xp!
  5. Re-spray CDF's Nurten Avenue revive point.
  6. Place yourself in other high traffic areas, then when killed by a CDFer, immediately post them to a PK list.
  7. Kill other CDF leadership such as EXO 2000, Marco EXO 2000, and Zod Rhombus.
  8. Read the CDF forums when you are not kissing girls.
  9. Kill Zod Rhombus, cause' he's all about making love and not war (and Scinfaxi thinks that's not cool)!
  10. Write haikus (moved to the discussion page).
  11. Go kill Lokijester at Halse Crescent (a new favorite of Scinfaxi's).

GANKBUS Operations History

  • The purpose of this section is to chronicle events GANKBUS members have been a part of.

Week of March 26 through April 1, 2006

March 27

  1. rueful2 killed Marco Exo Sanchez.
  2. DerekJeter killed Gacu 666.
  3. DerekJeter killed Gleidus.
  4. Ozno Axe killed Engidu.
  5. rueful2 said "GANKBUS WOO WOOOO"

March 28, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed Zod Rhombus
  2. Ozno Axe killed MojoJojoTheClown.
  3. rueful2 killed Amazing.
  4. DerekJeter killed Mark Livengood.
  5. Ozno Axe killed Breaker16.
  6. Ozno Axe said "THE WHISTLES GO WOOOOOOO"

March 29, 2006

  1. Zurvann killed Amazing.

March 29, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed Amazing.

March 30, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed Amazing.

April 1, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed Amazing.
  2. rueful2 killed Gleidus.
  3. rueful2 said "GANKBUS WOO WOOOO"

Week of April 2 through April 8, 2006

April 2, 2006

  1. DerekJeter killed Cage midwell.
  2. DerekJeter said "gee to the aye to the enn to the kay to the bee to the you to the ess WOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

April 3, 2006

  1. Ozno Axe killed Glass Onion.
  2. Ozno Axe said "AMAZINGly good job defending the place! hahahahah"

April 4, 2006

  1. Ozno Axe killed Rod Zhombus
  2. rueful2 killed Marco Exo Sanchez
  3. Unknown: ASS killed Amazing
  4. DerekJeter killed Kugasha.
  5. DerekJeter said "Get on the GANKBUS. A Spike Lee joint. WOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
  6. geydo said "HAY GUYS!!!1! HOP ON!!1!!11 G=a G=a=n G=a=n=k=b=u=s HOP ON!!!11!!"
  7. geydo killed Can't Recall.
  8. geydo said "Reciprocation for Amazing failing to appear in the PD shall continue to be carried out every 12 hours."
  9. Zurvann killed Japheth.
  10. Zurvann killed street rat.
  11. Zurvann said "GANKBUS WOO WOOOOO!!!"
  12. DaleEarnhardt killed horse flesh.
  13. rueful2 killed Engidu.

April 5, 2006

  1. Ozno Axe killed Zod Rhombus

April 6, 2006

  1. Roybot said "You're a fake. And a lame trenchcoater at that. But hey, you can keep that name, maybe the PKers will all target you instead of us."
  2. Scinfaxi said "Die roybot, you fukin' pinko!"
  3. Scinfaxi killed Roybot.
  4. Scinfaxi killed Tabitha.
  5. Ozno Axe killed Golkar Pradesh.
  6. Ozno Axe killed Spartan114.
  7. Ozno Axe killed Marco Exo Sanchez.
  8. Ozno Axe killed Blue Coyote.
  9. Jimbo Bob (ASS) killed Ballbreaker.
  10. DerekJeter killed Aider by mistake

April 6, 2006, guest appearance by MedEvac

  1. Marco Exo Sanchez said "Amazin'g, Amazin g, get the fuck out."
  2. Marco Exo Sanchez killed Amazin g.
  3. Marco Exo Sanchez killed Amazin'g.
  4. MedEvac killed Marco Exo Sanchez.
  5. MedEvac said "The United Allegance of Military Medics condemns these actions and requests that all PKers be removed"

April 8, 2006

  1. DaleEarnhardt killed Haran Singh.
  2. rueful2 killed Exo2000.
  3. rueful2 killed Tabitha.
  4. rueful2 said "GANKBUS WOO WOO"

Week of April 9 through April 15, 2006

April 9, 2006

  1. Ozno Zombie killed Amazing.
  2. DerekJeter killed Toast Boy.

April 10, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed Ballbreaker.
  2. rueful2 killed Ballbreaker. DOUBLE KILL!!!
  3. Ozno Axe killed horse flesh.
  4. Ozno Axe killed Cage midwell.
  5. Ozno Axe killed Gleidus.

April 11, 2006

  1. Ozno Zombie killed Lord British
  2. Ozno Axe killed 1 4

April 12, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed 1 4
  2. Ozno Axe killed Zod Rhombus
  3. Ozno Axe killed Ballbreaker
  4. Scinfaxi just shot up a LincolnContinental outside of Halse! Woot!

April 13, 2006

  1. DerekJeter killed Amazing
  2. rueful2 killed Toast Boy.
    • You fire at Toast Boy for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.
  3. DerekJeter killed Toast Boy.
    • You fire at Toast Boy for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.
      • Well, one of us killed Toast Boy. Either way, hes dead.
  4. Scinfaxi said "Tell Amazing I said hi!"
    • Scinfaxi killed Yelpish.
  5. Ozno Zombie killed Licoln Continental

April 14, 2006

  1. DerekJeter killed Zod Rhombus
  2. Scinfaxi killed Delta flyer
  3. Scinfaxi killed Yelpish

Week of April 16 through April 22, 2006

April 16, 2006

  1. Scinfaxi killed Amazing.
  2. DerekJeter killed Gleidus.

April 17, 2006

  1. DerekJeter killed Ballbreaker.
  2. DerekJeter killed Cage midwell. DOUBLE KILL!!!
  3. Scinfaxi teabagged Roybot in his sleep.
  4. Scinfaxi killed Roybot.

April 18, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed Glass Onion
  2. jjames killed Aeresine.
  3. Caspa killed LokiJester.

April 19, 2006

  1. DerekJeter killed Ballbreaker.
  2. Ozno Axe killed Osgaurd with help from aider.

April 21, 2006

  1. DerekJeter killed Mark Livengood
  2. Rueful2 killed Lincoln Continental
  3. Scinfaxi killed LokiJester.

April 22, 2006

  1. DerekJeter killed Kronic X
  2. DerekJeter killed Cloaked Wraith
  3. jjames killed LokiJester

Week of April 23 through April 29, 2006

April 24, 2006

  1. Ozno Zombie killed Amazing.
  2. Ozno Zombie/rueful2 killed Exo2000. DOUBLE KILL!!
  3. Ozno Zombie killed Tabitha.
  4. Scinfaxi killed LokiJester, then removed his JINCO pants as they are crime against Malton.

April 25, 2006

  1. Scinfaxi killed Delta Flyer.
  2. Scinfaxi killed Atari Techno.
  3. rueful2 killed Comat Heid.

April 28, 2006

  1. Scinfaxi killed Pain from DS.

Week of April 30 through May 6, 2006

April 30, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed Atari Techno

May 1, 2006

  1. DerekJeter killed Glass Onion

May 2, 2006

  1. Rasher heroically confronted Zod Rhombus in Crossman, and Zod tucked tail and ran before the duel reached a conclusion! Final score: Rasher with 20hp, Zod with 8hp. Excitement of the ages!
    It was DerekJeter, you zerging bastard! --Zod Rhombus 17:02, 2 May 2006 (BST)
  2. rueful2 killed Ballbreaker
  3. DerekJeter killed Exo2000 and pointed to the outfield like Babe Ruth. Rasher 18:26, 2 May 2006 (BST)

May 3, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed Cage midwell

May 4, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed Toast Boy

Week of May 7 through May 13, 2006

May 7, 2006

This week we bring you a very special kill. An Amazing kill in fact. But this time, we're playing by the rules since Amazing is a Zombie! Lets tune into the show, already in progress...

  1. There is a lone zombie here. It's Amazing.
  2. rueful2 said "Time to die, zombie Amazing"
  3. You fire at the zombie for 5 damage. Their flak jacket absorbs 1 point of that damage. They die.
  4. rueful2 heroically dumped Amazing's body to the curb!

May 8, 2006

  1. DerekJeter says "Roybot, your actions have been condemned by the GANKBUS committee on ethics"
  2. DerekJeter killed Roybot

May 9, 2006

  1. Scinfaxi killed Amazing after simply logging in and noticing him standing in the same building.

May 11, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed monkphin
  2. DerekJeter killed Tabitha


May 12, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed Zpallo
  2. DerekJeter killed Yelpish

Week of May 14 - 20

May 14, 2006

  1. DerekJeter killed Zod Rhombus.

May 17, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed monkphin.

May 19, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed Zod Rhombus.
  2. rueful2 killed Cage midwell.

May 20, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed Ballbreaker.
  2. DerekJeter killed Zod Rhombus again this is boring you guys suck

Week of May 21 - 27

May 24, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed NightHawk Z.

May 25, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed monkphin.

May 26, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed Toast Boy.

May 27, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed Toast Boy.

Week of May 28 - June 3

May 28, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed NightHawk Z.

May 29, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed Toast Boy again.

May 30, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed Amazing's bullet sponge alt, Toast Boy again.
  2. DerekJeter killed Asher johnson.

May 31, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed Taceo666.

June 1, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed Amazing.

Week of June 4 - 10

June 4, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed Toast Boy.

June 6, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed Toast Boy.

June 7, 2006

  1. rueful2 killed ELite Raynor.

Get off of our plane

  • This is our GANKBUS--It's our group page, and we don't archive(once we get like 1000 Amazing kills we'll have to archive, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it). If it's old, leave it. If you don't like it, ask us to take it down. If we disagree, take it to arbitration. If you can't do that, then you better be ready to bribe Scinfaxi with some material goods cause' it isn't coming off the page any other way.
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