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GANKBUS poetry corner

(moved back to the main page)

Here's some of mine:

You act like small kids / Too bad you're really Twenty / Logging in from school
Your insults are sad / But then again so are you / So no big surprise
-- Amazing 02:19, 19 April 2006 (BST)
I'm 21 you asshole. Scinfaxi 00:29, 29 April 2006 (BST)

Maybe we can schedule a rap battle. Scinfaxi 02:23, 19 April 2006 (BST)

I must warn you I recently purchased a rap cannon. -- Amazing 02:32, 19 April 2006 (BST)
I like the first one Amazing, but are you implicitly joining GANKBUS? This is the GANKBUS poetry corner, not the Amazing or CDF poetry corner. Get off our plane -- Rueful 22:41, 19 April 2006 (BST)
A Free Fare Gankbus / Does Not Kick People Off The / Motherfucking Plane --Karlsbad 05:26, 20 April 2006 (BST)
You know anyone / Can hop upon the GANKBUS / Humor pays the fare. - Rueful

Which GANKBUS?

Brings back old memories of the CoL wars. Wiki precedent says that if you can't decide what to do with the page, this page becomes a disambiguation page, and you both take pages such as GANKBUS (old) and Gankbus (new). Acceptable? --Lucero Capell 03:38, 29 March 2006 (BST)

Works for me. Go ahead and make the change if you'd like. I'll accept GANKBUS (new). -- Amazing 03:41, 29 March 2006 (BST)
Umm, I actually meant a page like GANKBUS (old) or GANKBUS (original), not just a subpage of this one. --Lucero Capell 04:01, 29 March 2006 (BST)
True, true. That'll work. I'll get on it tomorrow night. -- Amazing 04:23, 29 March 2006 (BST)

Congratulations

We have been hearing a lot about you guys, congratulations. You guys may want to consider paginating your discussion page. Gangsta Business

Other stuffs

If you want the old conservation put back, feel free to. I will not attempt to censor your discussion in any way. In fact, I hope rasher (since it is his group) will allow you to express your views about the page. I would LOVE a section about myself on the CDF wiki (*hint hint*). Scinfaxi 08:50, 31 March 2006 (BST)

ONO TEH REZBAWTS

If you think I'm abusing the game, make a report to Kevan. Make sure to let him know to tell you when he sees it's not true. :) BTW, someone from GANKBUS is one to talk about abusing alts. -- Amazing 21:03, 28 March 2006 (BST)

Incorrect reviver information

I notice you have put my character, Aider, as a CDF reviver simply because he said that he was out of syringes. I was responding to a zombie "Mrh?" at a revive point, that does not mean that I am a CDF reviver.--The General 16:23, 31 March 2006 (BST)

I'll take it off right now. Scinfaxi 22:38, 31 March 2006 (BST)

Well your pal Rasher overruled you and put Aider back on. Also, you didn't force the evacuation of anything. The Zeds did that on their own. -- Amazing 01:07, 1 April 2006 (BST)

I tried, oh well. I won't be shooting. Oh yeah, PKing does seem to be a reason why you evacuated Crossman, you said so yourself. :D CDF is certainly the reason why I move around all over the place. Scinfaxi 03:40, 1 April 2006 (BST)

You can't evacuate when you're dead, so no. I probably said something like: "GANKBUS is making it impossible to stop the zombies" or something akin to that. -- Amazing 04:14, 1 April 2006 (BST)

Ok, then we did cause your evacuation. Thanks for admission buddy. By the way, I got two more CDFers today! Scinfaxi 08:34, 1 April 2006 (BST)

Nah, you're just desperately grasping for some sort of importance. Really, you're annoying but no big deal. All you are is a little nothing IRL that seeks ingame importance through griefing - because it makes you feel like you're in charge or some silly shit. Don't worry, we at the CDF understand this and pity you more than anything else. There was no evacuation - and no one can cause something that didn't happen. Dying and being tossed out is not evacuating. -- Amazing 19:18, 1 April 2006 (BST)

I want to go on a date with you Amazing. Scinfaxi 02:18, 2 April 2006 (BST)

Only if I get the pick the place, and you don't tell anyone you're going. :D -- Amazing 02:30, 2 April 2006 (BST)

By the way, was your comeback to me that instead of evacuating you all got shot and dumped outside? Gee, that sucks man. Scinfaxi 02:22, 2 April 2006 (BST)

Yeah, man. See, there's no way to stop someone from shooting you while you're asleep... so what else can be said? -- Amazing 02:30, 2 April 2006 (BST)

Amazing be happy at least you have a pleasant conversation with the group that is dedicated to kill yours.The ZKK dont even want to say a word :( .Hah we have something in common both CDF and LCD are target of player killers who impersonate our members.In our case they munch on us too apart from PK and impersonating but they receive their hug in the form of headshot too so we are kinda even with the ZKK. --DarthRevan 19:57, 2 April 2006 (BST)

Well, at least one of the people who was griefing your group is now hanging around ours, so there may be a connection. -- Amazing 20:02, 2 April 2006 (BST)

And who's that? --DarthRevan 20:13, 2 April 2006 (BST)

I'll get back to you on that. I don't want to say here, so they don't know who we've identified in case they have someone we haven't identified yet. - They won't know which one. -- Amazing 21:33, 2 April 2006 (BST)


He either means "le parkour" or "shadehawk". GANKBUS consists of four active members, although one of our friends has a fifth that is leveling up and hopes to join in our attacks soon. Rasher 22:44, 3 April 2006 (BST)

Actually I don't mean either of them. -- Amazing 22:46, 3 April 2006 (BST)

Rasher, give it up. Remember, we're all just one guy with multiple personalities apparently. Of course, we're actually a lot of different people and I didn't donate to UD so I only have two characters (on of them is a CDFer). Scinfaxi 01:22, 4 April 2006 (BST)

Since you seem to think it's an accomplishment to put CDF in your affiliation box, for 5 seconds Amazing was a member of GANKBUS. See? Doesn't make any difference. -- Amazing 02:25, 4 April 2006 (BST)

Uuhhmm

Rueful didn't kill me on April 1st.. wtf? Lying about killings? -- Amazing 01:12, 3 April 2006 (BST)

Actually, I did. I know this because I had just finished making a pastrami on rye sandwich(note that I only have pastrami on Saturdays because any other day would conflict with my strict Scinfaxi cult worship rituals) and was enjoying it when I noticed a great threat to my fellow survivors, Amazing. I was so quick to act(by that I mean killing you) that I knocked the sandwich onto my Saturday slippers(again, I only wear them on Saturday). How else could I have spilled my Saturday sandwich on my Saturday slippers unless I killed you Saturday?
Oh I see. I've killed you so many times that they're all starting to blur together. That's just as well. Cheerio! -- Rueful

I was totally on a date with rue with that happened, I can vouch for him. Oh yeah, and I rarely post my kills because I'm lazy. Scinfaxi 08:48, 3 April 2006 (BST)

Unless it was as an alt then no. If that WAS your alt, then that's a different story. -- Amazing 19:00, 3 April 2006 (BST)

Speculation

Speculation about links between members is in no way inflammatory. Nothing beyond facts, with links to back them up, have been put here. You have been reported a third time. Rasher 22:49, 3 April 2006 (BST)

You are violating an arbitration ruling not to post inflammatory commentary. It will be removed as many times as you post it, because you are comitting vandalism by violating the Arbitration ruling. You have no "facts" because you're posting what you know to be untrue. -- Amazing 22:55, 3 April 2006 (BST)


April 2nd, Rasher says: "After speaking with Amazing it is my understanding that the blankings were unintentional."

April 3rd, Rasher keeps reposting "Speculation" that The General and I colluded to vandalize the page.

Sloppy liar. -- Amazing 23:01, 3 April 2006 (BST)

The blanking and removing information about The General are unrelated, and are still vandalism. I did not withdraw my vandal banning request, but I said that the blankings were unintentional. Rasher 23:06, 3 April 2006 (BST)

You know exactly what you're doing and why it's not right. That's the whole point. You do something wrong, you sit back and you giggle. Then we try to get you to stop, and you sit back and giggle. Believe me, I know you're getting off on all the drama and annoyance you're creating. That said, all you're doing now is grasping at the flimsiest excuses to further your drama-fest. -- Amazing 23:09, 3 April 2006 (BST)

Unintentional blankings do not qualify as vandalism. I shall be making a vandalism report for faliure to comply with an arbitration desicion the morning.--The General 23:12, 3 April 2006 (BST)

It's just a shame that Moderators have a record of inaction - especially in cases concerning me - so Rasher knows nothing will be done to him and he can continue running rampant on the Wiki unchecked as he has so far. -- Amazing 23:16, 3 April 2006 (BST)
I wonder how much of this is caused by your the tone you set? Sometimes its all about the honey rather than the vinegar. Its not that I enjoy this- RKers and their groups are 95% jerks; I just hope you realize that you didn't create this atmosphere that surrounds you in a vacuum. --Karlsbad 00:23, 4 April 2006 (BST)
Yeah, and at least one of these folks was constantly PKing User:Ron Burgundy and harassing him. I'm sure he created his own problem with is terrible attitude, right? -- Amazing 18:16, 5 April 2006 (BST)
Well, I'm pretty sure GANKBUS hasn't been put on the "Wes Mantooth's Hatchet Men" list. Scinflaxi has, however. Obviously, you are getting your many E-enemies mixed up. Maybe all this stress and drama that has been going around you (not because of anything you do or say, I'm sure you'd agree) has caused you to loose a sense of reality. I'd suggest that you take maybe a two or three week break from the Wiki and UD and see if you can clear some headspace. --Karlsbad 01:33, 6 April 2006 (BST)
P.S. my edit was kosher, as it reverted it back to the POV that the page belongs to. Make an NPOV section on the page and let the people who read it decide.-Kb

I know Amazing isn't griping about speculation, when he puts "unconfirmed" information on his wiki all the time. According to him, I've been an "unconfirmed" alt or JackCharlton and jjames. Whatever though, I just wish I got my own section of the CDF page. *sigh* Scinfaxi 01:25, 4 April 2006 (BST)

Mine's a notation in case of additional info (not from the accused) - on the GANKBUS page it's simple slander that has no relation to anything real. Using Abritration for our gain? Not realistic and not even sane. You having an alt? Well, you've said you have at least one - so it's possible you had more. Rez Bot? Not possible/realistic. You griefing CDF through shady means? Highly probable. May not be your alt, but as I say it's one line that doesn't accuse you of anything, but simply brings to light that CDF would like more info if anyone finds some. Your comments are inflammatory bullshiz used specifically to cause problems (this is your routine, as stated by you yourself) and the comments on the CDF page are notes that we're suspicious and would like more info. See, you lose credibility when you're a group of PKing griefers who impersonate people you aren't and abuse the system. Why don't you come back when the CDF page says you have a PK Bot or we believe you and an unrelated player are abusing the Wiki for personal gain. -- Amazing 02:34, 4 April 2006 (BST)

Why is it unrealistic to assume you have another character devoted to rezzing yourself? Rasher 04:53, 4 April 2006 (BST)

It's unrealistic to have a Rez Bot, which is what you alledged. As for an alt to revive myself, that's simply false - Not unrealistic, but hey - Why would I need one when the CDF is watching for me on Nurten? -- Amazing 04:57, 4 April 2006 (BST)

An overweight rooster could be known as a fat cock. Scinfaxi 02:15, 6 April 2006 (BST)


Common goal

I think we have found a common goal, my character, aider, is at Crossmon Grove police department on behalf of Strike Breakers in order to kill CDF members for their support of Strike for Syringes. If you could hold of on Pking me for a while I think it would be beneficial to both our goals.--The General 20:43, 8 April 2006 (BST)

I think we can do thatRasher 00:45, 9 April 2006 (BST)

Ok, termination will commence the moment I can get a revive.--The General W! Mod 09:15, 17 April 2006 (BST)

Another griefer dipshit for a Moderator. Typical. -- Amazing 19:10, 17 April 2006 (BST)
You have just blown a chance to have a moderator on your side. Do you have to offend everyone?--The General W! Mod 21:03, 17 April 2006 (BST)
One might ask why you have to support ruining the game for others. -- Amazing 00:19, 3 May 2006 (BST)
I'm laughing quite hardly on the inside. HARDLY LO Rasher 21:04, 17 April 2006 (BST)

Alts

The "Amazing" alts are not mine, and have not been giving orders to CDF. At least not any ones that have been followed. (if there WERE orders I missed.)

Furthermore it's clear that the alts are a GANKBUS griefing tactic. You have a short while to remove the info before I remove it as false info with the purpose of defamation. (I do not Zerg, and that's what you're setting up here.) -- Amazing 03:27, 10 April 2006 (BST)

So? Its the group's POV and only mentioned on their groups page. You could put a note the the NPOV section, but thats about all you are allowed to do. --Karlsbad 03:36, 10 April 2006 (BST)
You're absolutely wrong, as usual - and no one was talking to you. I'd appreciate it if you'd keep yourself from replying again, though I know you most likely won't. -- Amazing 03:49, 10 April 2006 (BST)
LOL, dude, this isn't your personal Wiki. It isn't even your group or personal page. Anyway: having a note that says It looks like he has setup a few impersonators to take his place as leader of Crossman Police Station much like Saddam Houssein- Amazin'g and Amazin g have been spotted giving orders, to name a few is a groups POV. You can't claim anything unless you put up an NPOV page. How is this incorrect? Secondly, will you respond with an answer or with hand-waving again? --Karlsbad 03:56, 10 April 2006 (BST)
Told ya. You're incapable of stopping yourself from making some silly, flawed point. You're not in Crossman PD (I hope). My people are. You know nothing of what's going on or the validity of anything related. Go away. -- Amazing 06:42, 10 April 2006 (BST)
Silly? Flawed? You've yet to do anything but heap distain on me since I've posted here. According to the regulations you agreed to, that would be a violation of Moderation/Policy_Discussion#Offensive_People. Therefore, I ask again; can you posit an opinion that shows why a group POV post should not be on the page, or will you respond with a flippent remark assuming that you alone are entitled to have the last word and the only valid opinion? (P.S. check your roster for PK-spies, S3RUZ BZNS!!!!1) --Karlsbad 06:55, 10 April 2006 (BST)
Check past related Mod actions and failed vandalism reports. Oh, you have - you're just being stupid on PURPOZE LOL -- Amazing 18:29, 10 April 2006 (BST)
Actually, I was waiting for constructive dialog. Since I cannot find it, it is obvious that you could clear this section into an archive since no actual discussion is occuring here. --Karlsbad 18:56, 10 April 2006 (BST)
Thanks for admitting you contribute nothing. -- Amazing 21:47, 10 April 2006 (BST)
It wasn't for lack of trying, oh trying one. Edit: Actually, I note that I was waiting for a dialog; if Amazing had actually contributed anything, then it would have existed. Instead, he chooses to attack my character. Shows the quality of discussion you can expect. --Karlsbad 22:00, 10 April 2006 (BST)
Ladies and Gentlemen... I give you... my impersonation of Karlsbad. *clears throat* - *pause* - "Talk to me! Talk to me, please!" - Thank you. *bow* -- Amazing 23:12, 10 April 2006 (BST)

Wait, wait, wait. You can post about me having alts (when I don't), yet I can't post about the curious amount of Amazing alternates hanging around Crossman? Scinfaxi 07:44, 10 April 2006 (BST)

Ignoring Scinfaxi's usual blalalalala - Thanks for correcting the info. -- Amazing 18:29, 10 April 2006 (BST)

Amazing: We just wanted to thank you for keeping us entertained. Rasher 07:16, 11 April 2006 (BST)
NP. Thanks for giving me something to do right when I was going to leave UD. -- Amazing 18:42, 11 April 2006 (BST)
Then hurry up and get the fuck out, we're tired of you inconveniencing these poor electrons. MaulMachine 00:05, 3 May 2006 (BST)
Look, another little liar has decided to chime in again. By all means tell us your opinion, habitual liar! -- Amazing 00:19, 3 May 2006 (BST)
Do these little insults trickle out of your beard, or do you repeat yourself because it turns you on? MaulMachine 01:39, 5 May 2006 (BST)
You're invited to hop on the bus Maul. Perhaps, as Amazing's boyfriend (Zod) suggested, you'll unleash a more powerful and angrier Amazing. Scinfaxi 01:27, 5 May 2006 (BST)
I might have once, but running a mobile group this big and working on my graduation projects at RIT have drained me. If, in three weeks, Amazing has not done us a favor and left, I might pay the one-way fare to ride the GANKBUS. Besides, my job is all-consuming, but like all things collegiate, it ends at the end of May. You never know. We already lost one long-standing LCD to the Faggots, though, I think a desertion at my level would cripple the group. I practically run the LCD when Jorge's home from school or Cortonna's off to see his girl, and I run the LCD IRC. But like I said, come the beginning of June, I may take you up on your offer. MaulMachine 01:39, 5 May 2006 (BST)
Who said you can't be part of LCD and hop on the bus? We could make it like a safari. Except instead of hunting lions, we could hunt big fatass beardos. We could trace the trail of used splooge rags and cheetos until we finally get down wind of them. Maybe we'll free some of those young boys (Toast and LokiJ) from Amazing's pedophilac grasp. Scinfaxi 10:03, 5 May 2006 (BST)
K, beardo's rampant idiocy has lent itself to the addition of a zombie to the passengers of the bus. I donated a zombie alt to your cause. Gimme your e-mail and I'll send you the details, profile, and location for timing. MaulMachine U! 06:29, 29 May 2006 (BST)
scrubowned at hotmail -- also check out how Amazing misspelled "incompetent" for your daily dose of irony. -- Rueful 14:58, 29 May 2006 (BST)
Yes. Typos. Very ironic. Sure. Yup. -- Amazing 17:57, 29 May 2006 (BST)
Bring it on you incompetant dipshit. You'll only help bring them all down from the inside with your mentally challenged dipshittery. -- Amazing 06:39, 29 May 2006 (BST)
You just keep telling yourself that. I'll enjoy watching you die as much as you enjoy repeating yourself when nobody cares what you have to say. MaulMachine U! 06:41, 29 May 2006 (BST)
Last I saw, your char was dead outside Crossman. I'd be interested to know how LCD members feel about you supporting and joining up with a PK/Griefer group. ;) -- Amazing 06:43, 29 May 2006 (BST)
All things considered, I imagine they would approve, if they weren't off fighting zombies. Not like you ever had a friend in our ranks anyway. MaulMachine U! 06:44, 29 May 2006 (BST)
We'll see, won't we? ;) -- Amazing 06:46, 29 May 2006 (BST)
Suck my balls!!!!!!!!! Scinfaxi 05:13, 2 June 2006 (BST)

Hahaha

PLEASE NOTE: Arguing with Amazing is like being in the Special Olympics -- win or lose he's still retarded!

Thanks for proving you're the idiots in all of this. -- Amazing 18:16, 12 April 2006 (BST)
That's why you have so many friends Amazing. Anyways, don't you get food in your beard? Doesn't it itch? How can you possibly think that looks good on you? Scinfaxi 01:23, 13 April 2006 (BST)
I dunno man, count the users of my sites, game, forum, and the members of CDF and people who support me on the wiki as well as SGP and McZeds and it pretty much dwarfs the number of PKing Griefers who don't like someone who they constantly fail to best. -- Amazing 01:29, 13 April 2006 (BST)
"and people who support me on the wiki" ??? If Amazing2 doesn't count then that brings the grand total to...0--Mpaturet 23:58, 17 April 2006 (BST)
Go look at the silly little attempts to get me booted off the Mod and Arbitrator list for a handful of folks who support me. Also check out other areas if it's not past your bed time by then. Look, another troll who speaks without thinking! I smell another GANKBUS recruit! ... Smells like diapers. :D -- Amazing 00:35, 18 April 2006 (BST)

"Victory"? We're out hunting and PKing GANKBUS members, and the ones remaining were probably PKed and dumped, which any player can do to any other. You also need to re-read our Goals. (or read them for the first time.) Sorry, kids, you're just blowing hot air as usual. -- Amazing 18:47, 11 April 2006 (BST)

Hold Crossman PD against undead forces. Revive fallen survivors. Oops! Rasher 19:33, 11 April 2006 (BST)
HA HA HA Rasher. Man that's funny. Anyways Amazing, I haven't seen any CDFers, so you must not be hunting any good. Maybe we can arrange some sort of peace talks? How about every CDFer meet us in Miltown? Scinfaxi 20:46, 11 April 2006 (BST)
Since when are you PKers "Undead"? Way to prove what I said. Sci, I PKed you myself and told you I considered us done. Haven't seen you since, don't know about the others in CDF. As for peace talks, here's my contribution: Go away. -- Amazing 01:17, 12 April 2006 (BST)
What? Since when did you PK me? I've been shot three times by CDFers, and none of them have been you (but they may as well have been). Cage, some dude at St. Isadores, and one CDF dumbass that forgot to dump my body (so I stood up, got revived, then sexually assaulted him). All those people can rightfully claim to have killed me. Oh well, you're a lying beardo that nobody likes anyways, so I guess people will take you at your word. Anyways, GANKBUS isn't really a group with any type of "authority" that I know of, so there probably isn't anyone who can stop the killing. That's what makes us so awesome. Scinfaxi 02:15, 12 April 2006 (BST)
As much as it makes me look AWESOME that you claim I never did anything to you, yet you harass me - I killed you in or around the Stothert building when all this GANKBUS business was starting. You probably forgot since I think the bullet did puncture your brain. (A tremendously difficult target, as you well know.) -- Amazing 02:21, 12 April 2006 (BST)
  • Oh yeah, when did we claim to be "undead"?
    • The goal of CDF says "Undead Forces" - KEEP UP. -- Amazing 02:21, 12 April 2006 (BST)

I want to make love inside you! Scinfaxi 07:28, 12 April 2006 (BST)

You would. -- Amazing 18:16, 12 April 2006 (BST)
THAT'S WHY I SAID IT! OWNED!!!!!!#@!#!!! Scinfaxi 08:24, 13 April 2006 (BST)
  • It's so easy for you to "prove" things! You should solve NP-Complete and win the Millenium prize!Rasher 20:45, 12 April 2006 (BST)

Seriously, what is the point of all this? It's kind of sad. What exactly do you hope to accomplish beyond griefing this guy. It seems that you claim yourseves to be righteous in griefing this guy and those connected with him, because you think he's an asshole yet your yourselves exhibit the same behavior. By this logic, people are perfectly within their rights to target you in the same fashion. Could you explain this? --Prosperina 23:09 19 April 2006.

Personal satisfaction/entertainment is what I get. We are the voice of all the wiki users being persecuted like Nelson Mandela was. We expect people to target us, because that always happens to righteous people. Scinfaxi 06:34, 22 April 2006 (BST)

Jesus was crucified, and look what happened to him. Rasher 06:32, 23 April 2006 (BST)

Wait wait wait.. So Amazing is Jesus? o.0 OMFG.. I should've known just from the beard and hair! You killed Jesus! YOU BASTARDS! --Toast Boy 01:14, 24 April 2006 (BST)

Life after the complete destruction of the CDF

With the CDF abadoning both Halse Crescent and Crossman PD's, I have to wonder, are there any other douche bags out there as worthy of our attention as Amazing? Probably not, but can we still look? :D -- Scinfaxi

I question your dedication to SparkleMotion. --Rueful 14:20, 14 April 2006 (BST)
I'm plenty dedicated to SparkleMotion, SPARKLES! Scinfaxi 14:21, 15 April 2006 (BST)

Sorry, you can't PK everyone in a room and claim they 'abandoned' the room. -- Amazing 23:54, 14 April 2006 (BST)

I didn't even get to kill anyone in Crossman, and there aren't even any CDFers near there. :( Scinfaxi 04:18, 15 April 2006 (BST)
Complete lie, there sure are CDFers there. I guess if they don't have their affiliation listed, they're safe. Thanks for validating that. (and there are a couple in and out that do have CDF in their profile, so twice the lie there, Sci.) -- Amazing 06:12, 15 April 2006 (BST)
Honestly A-slice, do you really think that's what he's saying here? Is it possible that he's claiming abandonment because CDF doesn't sleep in Crossman anymore(and hasn't for about a week)? --Rueful 00:27, 15 April 2006 (BST)
Might as well say you abandoned killing CDF members if you spent one night without killing one. Does that make sense? Nope. ;) I'd like to see you guys move on just because you're bothering my team-mates - but really I dunno. I'd prefer that you left without bullshitting your way out. Know what I mean? I'd let a ceasefire or "we're tired of pwning teh lozars" slide, sure - but saying my friends have failed some greater goal and are incompetant is just baloney. Listen man, anyone can get their chess club together in the Computer Lab and kill people on an online game while said people aren't playing - There's nothing wrong with that outside of the obvious personality flaws - but really I don't think you can claim any more than "I got my friends together and we kill people while they're offline". -- Amazing 06:12, 15 April 2006 (BST)
# Amazing attacked you for 12 damage. (04-15 18:39 BST) -- ouch, I have been shamed :( --Rueful 03:43, 17 April 2006 (BST)
I'm satisfied with getting friends together and killing you while you're sleeping. I know you want a cease fire, but you ain't gonna get it! The CDF are a shadow of their former selves in Darvall Heights, you can barely find them anywhere and it has almost 99.99% to do with the fact that you're an asshole who seems like a lighting rod for punishment. Scinfaxi 14:21, 15 April 2006 (BST)
We'll see. The ceasefire comment was to save time, but you know I'll PK the shit out of you until the end of time - or for as long as you can go without being bored. We haven't even gone about really amassing any kind of defense against you. Perhaps some day we will feel like it. -- Amazing 18:46, 15 April 2006 (BST)
You haven't actually PKed me once, you're aware of that right? Cage Midwell got to me twice, so he must hold the current CDF record. Anyways, you're defense seems to be running away, because we're fresh out of CDF targets! Scinfaxi 23:36, 17 April 2006 (BST)
I PKed you around Stothert and explicitly said that should be the end of it - you haBITCHual liar. -- Amazing 07:08, 18 April 2006 (BST)
I love it when you make accusations with no proof. It gets me all hot. Anyways, no you did not. I've been killed now four times, and half of that by non-CDFers. I invite you to post proof when you do get me though. Scinfaxi 17:22, 18 April 2006 (BST)
I love how you're such a lame fuck that your personal worth is tied into denying that I PKed you when you know full well that I did. :) But no one ever said you were an upstanding person. -- Amazing 01:40, 19 April 2006 (BST)
Now come on Scinfaxi, u know I must have got you at least once...--1 4 of CDF 06:10, 18 April 2006 (BST)
Where at 1 4? Cage has been the only CDFer to get me at this point. Unless you want to count the two dumbasses who killed me right after I retaliated against Amazing, and then forgot to dumb my body outside. Scinfaxi 17:22, 18 April 2006 (BST)
I killed you and didn't dump you out because you were barricaded in as a zombie. :) -- Amazing 01:40, 19 April 2006 (BST)

New template

GANKBUS is free to use this new template: AmazingOhNoes Template.--Tehasskickars 06:33, 19 April 2006 (BST)

Once all the charges are dismissed, you should make a revised one Tehass. Something like "Amazing had the charges dropped and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and beard clippings". Scinfaxi 19:41, 20 April 2006 (BST)
I guess I should make 20-something templates about people I don't like as well, eh? Oh, these fancy trends. -- Amazing 06:48, 19 April 2006 (BST)
You made some already you fucking crybaby. Scinfaxi 18:00, 19 April 2006 (BST)
Yes, that would be the perfect way to have templates "stop being used to harass and insult specific users." Our template is informational, nothing more. Grow a pair.--Tehasskickars 06:54, 19 April 2006 (BST)
Too bad that I am the creator of the original tag that you so obviously copied, then only changed the text & the image. Real imagination you guys have showing through there. --Cyberbob240CDF 10:16, 19 April 2006 (BST)
It's parody, you've got no case. I'm sure you're one of Amazing's twelve year old CDFers. Scinfaxi 18:00, 19 April 2006 (BST)
You assume incorrectly. Real narcissism you have showing through there.--Tehasskickars 16:24, 19 April 2006 (BST)

I haven't made any templates against any user. Scinfaxi continues his lies. -- Amazing 02:51, 20 April 2006 (BST)

But scinfaxi lies alot, its constant like the light from the sun...--1 4 of CDF 05:58, 20 April 2006 (BST)
Scinfaxi didn't lie about how hot he is, whoa man! -- Rueful 18:38, 20 April 2006 (BST)
I can't even wiki, how the hell do I even make a template? What did I lie about? Bah, whatever. Just Amazing and his troupe of twelve year old boys heckling a respected wiki contributor like me. Why do they hate America? Scinfaxi 19:39, 20 April 2006 (BST)
Amazing hates America because the Internet is laughing at him.--Tehasskickars 20:36, 20 April 2006 (BST)

"Respected wiki contributor" like Scinfaxi,Dude, I can't even begin to tell you what's wrong with that statement, but never the less spread as many lies as you want, it does you and your juvenile little groups any good in the end...besides it's not like your little "burn Amazing at the cross" campaign is even working so, have fun! --1 4 of CDF 20:32, 21 April 2006 (BST)

I will soon crush you, see you driven before me, and hear the lamentations of your women. Scinfaxi 03:43, 22 April 2006 (BST)

Misunderstandings of sarcasm only make us stronger. Feed the beast! Rasher 20:58, 21 April 2006 (BST)

Just wanted to let you all know that there is another FANTASTIC template out for you to use on your page!!! Template:LoveAmazing <3 --Toast Boy 09:49, 26 April 2006 (BST)

Unfortunately we won't be using that template, as it doesn't express how much we love Amazing, we love him to death. We'll continue to express our love in the only way we know how. -- Rueful
Ew, you love Amazing Toast Boy? You're like a fifteen year old boy, that's sick. He hasn't sent you any NAMBLA literature has he? Scinfaxi 00:25, 29 April 2006 (BST)

I love you too Scinfaxi! <3 --Toast Boy 02:09, 30 April 2006 (BST)

Eeeeewwwwwwww. I really hope the CDF have not been driven to prostitute their younger members in an attempt to stop being PKed. Scinfaxi 06:38, 1 May 2006 (BST)
  • shudder* I hope I'm not the only one who started to think of Trench Coat pr0n; "Oh yeah, take that katana out... real slow... use it to take off your leather duster... no no no- leave the combat boots on!" --Karlsbad 07:22, 1 May 2006 (BST)
Could I be brought into arbitration for saying Amazing is a boy hungry pedophile? Scinfaxi 07:26, 1 May 2006 (BST)
Only if it wasn't funny, which would be likely. But I don't think my opinion counts --Karlsbad 08:24, 1 May 2006 (BST)
At that point I think you'd lose most of the shreds of support you still have. -- Amazing 18:46, 1 May 2006 (BST)
I support Scinfaxi like a sports bra -- Rueful 04:35, 2 May 2006 (BST)
Makes sense. He is a massive tit. -- Amazing 04:53, 2 May 2006 (BST)
That makes no sense you dumbass. Scinfaxi 08:18, 2 May 2006 (BST)
I volunteer to be the other cup. -Banana¯\(o_º)/¯Bear 17:07, 3 May 2006 (BST)

Proposal

Your presence and input is requested in a potential agreement that concerns the interests of your group. You will not be flamed nor will your posts be deleted. see Proposal If you have any questions or desire clarification, please contact me or post your question on the talk page --Prosperina 4:45 24 April 2006 (BST)

Amazing's Parentage - That site

Actually this isn't commenting on what you said about Amazing - I couldn't think of a different title. I just wanted to congratulate you on finding such a hilarious (and true) site. Thanks - I've had one of the best laughs I've had in a while! --Cyberbob240CDF - Arb - W! 18:20, 24 April 2006 (BST)

Violation of arbitration desicion

Some of the stuff in the GANKUS poetry section and the bit about Amazing's parentage is in violation with the arbitration desicion.--The General W! Mod 22:22, 24 April 2006 (BST)

Ironies!

This quote: "It was DerekJeter, you zerging bastard! --Zod Rhombus" + this quote: "Zod Rhombus states 'BTW, Lincoln Continental is mine'" = Irony! --Jimbo Bob ASS 20:30, 2 May 2006 (BST)

It's not really my place to say, since Zod can defend himself, but suffice to say you guys are gleefully running with the wrong idea. Hopefully he'll step up to to clarify the quote you've taken out of context, but really he's not as interested in defending his name against you guys as I am. -- Amazing 20:54, 2 May 2006 (BST)
Yeah, forgive me if I'm a little reluctant to trust your judgment on what is and isn't zerging. If you've got actual evidence, show it. If you don't and all you have is mindless blather, then conceivably there might be someone suprised by that. Go look for him, why don't you? --Jimbo Bob ASS 21:22, 2 May 2006 (BST)
Sorry, all I heard was the grunting of a primate. -- Amazing 23:49, 2 May 2006 (BST)
Jimbo, ignore him. He's just jealous of your superior evolutionary status. Amazing, it's pretty stupid to simply run away and call people names when confronted in an argument. If you hate this wiki so damn much, just leave and everyone wins. Go work on dragon spires and leave the operation of the CDF to Zod, he's worked harder on it than you ever have. At least he claims to want peace, but all you do is start fights. MaulMachine 00:01, 3 May 2006 (BST)
Well, I do believe someone just got served (hint: it's you, Amazing!). Also, to clarify: start and lose fights. --Jimbo Bob ASS 05:44, 3 May 2006 (BST)
Sorry I didn't respond to an idiot the way you wanted, MaulMachine. I guess you're used to that treatment and it touched a nerve. -- Amazing 06:43, 3 May 2006 (BST)
I think we're all losing sight of the important thing here, which is that Amazing is an overweight loser who needs a group of 15 year old boys to make him feel special on the internet. Scinfaxi 09:33, 3 May 2006 (BST)
He ruined my relationship with my beard, so bad I bought a razor with seven blades. -Banana¯\(o_º)/¯Bear 09:41, 3 May 2006 (BST)

Moved Stuff

There is no UD character named "Rasher" (actually there was, but he died in like 5 minutes and I never played him again). DerekJeter is my character's name. Rueful and Derekjeter are two separate people...we even post on the wiki separately. Ok thanks! Rasher 18:25, 2 May 2006 (BST)

DerekJeter, Dale Earnhardt, Payton Manning, Jack Charlton. All sport figures, all related to you. You go above and beyond multiple character abuse. -- Amazing 20:57, 2 May 2006 (BST)
Speaking of irony - does anybody else find it a little funny to hear "Because these characters have names drawn from the same general realm of popular culture, THEY ARE PWOVEN ZERGERS!!1!1" coming from the guy who found a way to rationalize having (at least) two characters in the same group? --Jimbo Bob ASS 21:27, 2 May 2006 (BST)
These characters from a VERY SPECIFIC realm - that Rasher tried to remove just now to cover his alts - are working together in the same area to achieve the same goal. I have the affiliation field filled out on my other character. Big diff. -- Amazing 00:23, 3 May 2006 (BST)
Hah! Amazing, sports is roughly 90% of popular culture for guys in America/British Commonwealth. I'm not really surprised to find that you're stupid enough to try to claim that that's a "VERY SPECIFIC" slice of life in order to yet again try to support the insupportable, but don't expect anyone else to buy into the delusion. And by the by, you admitted yourself that you had your alts "working together in the same area to achieve the same goal". Stupid and a hypocrite - congratulations! Just one more and you'll be a regular triple threat of twattery.
Oh, and if you want to reply, do it on the talk page. This really belongs there. --Jimbo Bob ASS 05:52, 3 May 2006 (BST)
I've admitted no such thing, which once again shows you to simply be a silly liar. Rasher's removal of the names I mentioned only proves my point. I'd like to point out I've seen no other Sports figure around Crossman aside from those associated here. Not that none exist, but still.. Haven't seen any others in the area. ;) -- Amazing 06:45, 3 May 2006 (BST)
Since you're apparently incapable of figuring out how to switch to a different page, I will. --Jimbo Bob ASS 06:51, 3 May 2006 (BST)
You're not a member of the group, so I didn't-- Oh wait, I guess one of your zerg alts is. NM. -- Amazing 06:57, 3 May 2006 (BST)
Further hilarity (and hypocrisy). Nice to see you've got over your previous aversion to unsubstantiated accusations of zerging. --Jimbo Bob ASS 07:10, 3 May 2006 (BST)
I mentioned you having an alt in GANKBUS, thusly making claims as to what can and can't be said on the group's page. Woooo, grow a thicker skin or a thinner skull. -- Amazing 07:37, 3 May 2006 (BST)
Mmm... that's good incoherency! Let's see if one of these responses will hit whatever your point was supposed to be: 1, I don't have an alt in GANKBUS, dipwit. Evidence? 2, So I shouldn't be editing the group page because I'm not in the group? NO SHIT. Remind me just who started talking there, again? And while you're at it, who was it that prompted moving it to the talk page? Oh, that's right - you're a pathetic idiot, like usual. 3, Woooo, your insults show the maturity of a 3-year-old, and are about as effective.
Any come close? --Jimbo Bob ASS 07:48, 3 May 2006 (BST)
Evidence? Your over-protective nature in regards to their page. Just seems curious, is all. Who started talking there? Well, not me! :) Anyway, calling me a pathetic idiot and saying my insults show immaturity is the height if laughable behavior. Oh, well. I'm sure this is enriching your life in some way. Maybe it makes you forget about all the beatings. -- Amazing 07:56, 3 May 2006 (BST)
Hey Jimbo, look! His programmers put a typo in part of his speech code! "saying my insults show immaturity is the height if laughable behavior." --BobHammero ASS 08:22, 3 May 2006 (BST)
Tee hee hee! TEE HEE! Typos r funee. Tee hee hee. Don't stop now, let's fling our poop around! That's positively hilarious! :D -- Amazing 08:32, 3 May 2006 (BST)
Actually, of the two of us, it was you, dipshit! :) And before that, it was one of your little pals. And as for your little ending comment... if I ever had a doubt that I was 100% in the right attacking you, you removed it. Oh, and I'm still waiting on that evidence. --Jimbo Bob ASS 08:16, 3 May 2006 (BST)
How does it feel to be so weak in such a discussion because of all your poor choices? I'm just curious. You added "Of the two of us" in there, didn't ya? Good ass-covering, there. Also, you have probably never been less than 100% sure you were right at any point in your life. And as for the evidence, keep asking for something that doesn't apply to the situation. Maybe it'll work eventually! How severe were the beatings? Do they persist to this day? -- Amazing 08:19, 3 May 2006 (BST)
Quote: "How does it feel to be so weak in such a discussion because of all your poor choices?". Amazing, I hate to break it to you, but we can hear you talking to yourself here. It's nice to see you're keeping up with that amateur telepathy, though. It's still pretty pathetic, but I guess that's par for the course for you. The comedy act's coming along, too. I don't think I've ever seen somebody claim with a straight face that evidence doesn't apply. --Jimbo Bob ASS 08:34, 3 May 2006 (BST)
The evidence you're demanding does not apply to the situation. Do I need to repeat this a few more times for you to understand it? (in reality, you do understand it, but are simply - once again - playing the idiot.) -- Amazing 08:37, 3 May 2006 (BST)
The situation is that you've lyingly claimed I've got an alt in GANKBUS, and the evidence I'm demanding is anything whatsoever supporting this claim. One of us is acting stupid here alright, but it isn't me. --Jimbo Bob ASS 09:05, 3 May 2006 (BST)
Aw. I thought you might have actually found something I'd mistakenly said. Instead you're using my theory that I have in no way furthered beyond my discussion with you. Kind of disappointing, you know? It's akin to saying: "I think you just took a sip of my soda, bro." - "HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A THIEF! LIBEL! WHERE IS YOUR EVIDENCE? I DEMAND EVIDENCE! LIAR! LAIR!!" -- Amazing 09:11, 3 May 2006 (BST)
To paraphrase whoever the hell it was who said it first, "Your stupidity is exceeded only by your ignorance". Which is then, I suppose, exceeded only by your dishonesty, as you've made this a central part of your ASS "description" on the CDF page. Regardless, I'm done with this now. You may not be able to comprehend this, but that means I'm actually done. If your pathetically fragile ego requires the last word, you've got it. --Jimbo Bob ASS 23:29, 3 May 2006 (BST)
...And liar. Congratulations, triple threat accomplished! As for Rasher removing said names, I honestly don't know what you think you're talking about. I still see those names everywhere I ever saw them. --Jimbo Bob ASS 06:56, 3 May 2006 (BST)
It's sad how folks like you don't know what they're talking about, but still think they're right. -- Amazing 06:59, 3 May 2006 (BST)
So he screwed with one of your comments. OMFG! This conspiracy must go all the way to the President! Or, alternately, he was just messing with you. Thoroughly unprecedented, I know, but I think it just might be worthy of consideration. --Jimbo Bob ASS 07:10, 3 May 2006 (BST)
Its their group page. Rasher can delete what he wants from everything but the NPOV section. Thats what group pages are about, this issues been beat on before. Actually, why were you even breaking the rules and going into the body of their page? snap...-Banana¯\(o_º)/¯Bear 07:17, 3 May 2006 (BST)
Actually, Jimbo, it shows he tried to remove the info on alts. That's pretty damning, and you know it. And Banana (send in the trolls) bear - He can move, delete, or strike-out my comments. To my knowledge he cannot edit my words and change what I've said, basically misrepresenting me. If you commented on MY page, and I took out all the words until all that was left was "I.. am.. stupid." and left your signature on it, I'd be vandalising your post. -- Amazing 07:35, 3 May 2006 (BST)
It would be hilarious if someone quoted you as having said "I.. am.. stupid." --BobHammero ASS 07:40, 3 May 2006 (BST)
Quote: "I.. am.. stupid." - BobHammero, Just above. :) -- Amazing 07:48, 3 May 2006 (BST)
Brick!-Banana¯\(o_º)/¯Bear 07:57, 3 May 2006 (BST)
MORTAR! (obligatory eye roll) -- Amazing 08:02, 3 May 2006 (BST)
You clearly have played NBA jam before. You know what I meant by Brick. -Banana¯\(o_º)/¯Bear 08:07, 3 May 2006 (BST)
So what you're saying is I can't buy a bucket even though I think I'm on fire? (Really, what is this problem you folks have with superiority complexes? You're assuming left and right, and you're soooo assured in your own mistaken ideas.) -- Amazing 08:12, 3 May 2006 (BST)
Another assumption I made was that metaphor and you were previously acquainted. I meant that your turning Mr. Hammero's joke around on him was the shot, and it failed to be humorous, the shot was the joke, the hoop was successful comedy and shaming of your foe, as a brick misses the baket, I felt you had missed your target. If there's another tangent like this, lets use user:talk for it -Banana¯\(o_º)/¯Bear 08:16, 3 May 2006 (BST)
Any particular reason you feel the conscious/subconscious need to ignore the fact that "MORTAR!" was clearly not a sign of not understanding your comment? -- Amazing 08:32, 3 May 2006 (BST)
Yes, but any further discussion of this ought to move to talk pages. Banana¯\(o_º)/¯Bear 08:38, 3 May 2006 (BST)
Glad to know you admit that you have a need to ignore that fact. I don't think your lame NBA Jam reference warrents more discussion however. Consider this a nail in the coffin. -- Amazing 08:39, 3 May 2006 (BST)


PROOF PROOF PROOF PROOF PROOF PROOF PROOF PROOF PROOF PROOF PROOF PROOF Rasher 15:10, 3 May 2006 (BST)

Information sharing

ASS is collecting e-mail addresses of allies who are interested in participating in information sharing via e-mail with us and other allies. Please e-mail us the e-mail addresses and names of any of your members who are interested. Thanks. --Bob Hammero ASS 23:22, 9 May 2006 (BST)

Do me a favour?

Could you please remove the erroneous categories from your group? Thank you. –Xoid STFU! 10:07, 5 June 2006 (BST)

done. -- Rueful 21:49, 5 June 2006 (BST)

Welcome MaulMachine!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

We hope you enjoy your stay and jack lots of CDF. Don't forget to send in your membership dues; Scinfaxi is a salaried member and he can't buy Nachos, Lysol or Vespas without our continued donations. -- Rueful 21:54, 5 June 2006 (BST)

we should meet up today on my new alt, Rue, I'm in the vicinity of Crossman lookin for some action but so far, no luck :(
Of course, of course. A revive might be nice, though, my character is a walking tank, but he needs to be revived in a powered NecroTech thanks to an unfortunate server fart. I accidentally bought Brain Rot in Millen Hills. MaulMachine U! 21:13, 7 June 2006 (BST)
Seriously, send me a bribe Maul. I am THAT kind of person. Scinfaxi 07:09, 8 June 2006 (BST)