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| Antoine "Anime Sucks" Simpson
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Daily Life (Last Entry Top)
- Hello my Loyal Fans, it is I, your humble Leader, Antoine. What have I been doing these last few months? Well I must say that I've been working hard in my new position, as Lead of Squadron Obfuscate in the Cannibal Corps. It's quite fascinating work I must tell you and gives me plenty of time to have my way with some many fineassho corpses, if ya know what I mean! Shi', I also had time to develop some new recipes, and once I test them out on the Populet, I will release the recipes free gratis to the public, yo. So don't abandon me yet peeps. A mouth full of flavor is awaiting you. Now where's my boo? Shi', I bet she still in the freezer. Cracka-ho betta dethaw because this darkchocolate needs dat booty --The Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks Talk | CC CPFOAS DOЯIS Judge LOE ZHU 11:46, 9 September 2006 (BST)
- Mm I love a good cigar. It has been a while since I reported my dealings, so now is a better time than ever. Firstly, the black card I recieved early in the month turned out to be interesting. A proposal was made, and I will prolly accept. Though, that is all can mention. At some point in the last month, I recieved a call on my cellphone from a little shit named Dr. Trent Winters. Talkin' up how I killed his woman, and slaughtered his friends. Well, he really annoyed me. So, tonight I capped his ass with my 9. Felt good to kill someone again, especially after a hot shag, and I mean HOT! My lip is still bleedin'. --Anime Sucks 08:49, 18 February 2006 (GMT)
- Booty Call! I hooked up last night with a member of the COTD, and it was that angry type of lovin', ya know what I talkin about? Said she'd never been with a black man before. It was some sick back alley shiznit too, with acid rain falling.. and no, that's not a euphamazizm. It was decent, better than shaggin zombies. On a side, got a invitation to something. Just a black card with coordinates, and a time. I wonder what it is. I'll be going heavy, just in case its a trap.--Anime Sucks 18:43, 7 Feb 2006 (GMT)
- In an unpleasant turn of events today, one of our own was murdered an then raped by a member of the COTD. DHP's wife was found dead with her trousers off outside of a warehouse in yagaton. Thankfully, our scientists have recently implemented a microcamera hidden within the eyeball retina, along with a subdermal microphone and was able to capture the event. After collecting a semen sample, our scientists were able to extrapulate the DNA of none other than Baka Yami, a COTD lapdog and not-so-covert agent with the event fully detailing that he must seek out what he cannot get from his own group. But sometimes a tragedy can turn out to be a blessing in disquise. DHP and his wife will be expecting a child from this event. Through some genetic manipulation, and having her carry to term as a zombie we will have a verile zombie super-soldier for the corps, and we'll make sure he's got a vengeance against his biological father. a Better Zombie is already suggesting we name the little horror "a bestest zombie" after his uncle, but I think the proud parents have already decided on a name that will be fitting.--Anime Sucks 16:21, 3 Feb 2006 (GMT)
- Today I found a Karaoke machine that runs on battery power. Now I can perform Wipe Out by the Fat Boys on top of the buildings to entertain the neighbors.--Anime Sucks 17:48, 2 Feb 2006 (GMT)
- Published a new recipe today. All a ho needs to be happy is a quarter pound hotdog. --Anime Sucks 20:16, 1 Feb 2006 (GMT)
- This morning a sit down happened between the Cannibal Corps and another group, who wishes to remain anonymous at the moment, to discuss the terms of the alliance. While the two groups are not friends, the insessant loudspeaker broadcasts has become an annoyance for key members of their organization. Our conflict set aside, we shared our intelligence with them and thus began the ceasefire. Spit in hand, we went back to our seperate bases. I am just finding it amusing, that the more they yap about over the loudspeakers, the more people they annoy.--Anime Sucks 17:06, 1 Feb 2006 (GMT)
- In a bold move today, the COTD played their hand, broadcasting over shortwave radio, outting certain members of our grand establishment. Then for some mysterious reason, the broadcasts ubruptly stopped. My brotha from anotha motha, Token Black Man, was first to hear these broadcasts and responded with his own. Thats okay, its the members they don't know about they should be worrying about rather than trying to drum up support in a lawless society. While patrolling, Aimi came to me claiming the right of parlay. What do I look like, a pirate? Thats a Better Zombie. She did her best to verbally stand toe to toe with the masta of verbal f'shizzle, but frankly her words were weak. Had we been dueling, she'd be sent back across the 8-mile yo. She had claimed that the war was my fault, and that I had started it. Well, surely I did when I killed her because of her big eyes and small mouth, but it was nothing personal at the time, I just thought she needed a face arrangement. After I did, everything was cool, until she enlisted the party posse to take me out. Well, I couldn't take that lying down, so I accepted the invitation set down to me by A Vampire to join the Cannibal Corps, and thus their one small problem became a larger problem. I tagged Aimi and released her back into the wild. The truth of the matter is, all they would really have to do is leave the yagoton area. Save yourselves. I offered you your salvation, but no, you have to play the role of the martyr, the victim. Well, Children of the Darque, you have your chance. The sleeping giant will awaken soon. An Alliance has been born.--Anime Sucks 04:57, 1 Feb 2006 (GMT)
- Hello good people of Malton, isn't technology great. What you can do with a laptop, and a cellphone is amazing these days. First of all I would like to thank my good Indian friend Ahiga for going out of his way to bring me back a present. I really enjoyed the scalp of Ali J. That will be very useful in my little projects. Hell, I might even wear it as a wig. Guess what I found? Remember that movie with John Candy and Dan Aykroyd called "The Great Outdoors?" Well, I just found a DVD of it laying in a pile at the mall. Well, I watched it on the laptop, since the COTD can't find me (the losers), and I came across the part where Dan Akyroyd explains that hotdogs are just made up of lips and a-holes. Well, that gave me another idea for a recipe. So, if you are looking for a gift for me, collect lips and a-holes and I'll grind them up and see what it makes. Oh.. and also intestines, if I plan to make links out of it. I also got a spice rack at the Bale Mall, so I should be able to make some awesomely seasoned meals. Thats for damn sure! Also I think I might be falling in love with one of them. Atleast their body. I wonder if they would set aside petty differences to let this pure, alabama black man, wine and dine them.--Anime Sucks 22:17, 30 Jan 2006 (GMT)
- Daaayam that Darque Meat Stew is good stuff. Tonight I used some old parts that I harvested a while back, and along with an Amish brain that I had acquired, added some hot sauce to my bowl, and booya! Thats some good shizzle yo! If you peeps haven't tried it, you can typically find them in Yagoton. Drucilla and booaimi are the tastiest choices but any COTD member will make for a lesser grade meal. And don't worry if you come across them as zombies, or dead.. thats what the revive syringe is for. Freshens up the meat. I'm so F'N awesome! --Anime Sucks 08:26, 30 Jan 2006 (GMT)
- Yesterday the local Cannibal Corps time travel created nazi scientist asked for a DNA sample. I asked him what the hell for, but he never gave me an answer. I mean, come on, you aren't going to prick a brother without a reason. So after I woke up, I noticed the bandaid and cotton on my arm. I guess someone drew some blood while I was unconscience. Honkey Scientists! On a side note, I would like to congradulate Dirty Harry Penis on his creation, and hope him and his bride will be happy together. If not, we got drugs. Wait until the Children of the Darque get a load of her. This nigga can't wait. Fo shizzle homies! --Anime Sucks 19:05, 29 Jan 2006 (GMT)
Recipes
Sometimes in Malton food may not be readily available, so I am compiling a list of my favorite dishes to share with the world.
Children of the Darque All Female Hotdog
1 set of lips and 1 set of small instestines from silver lady AND Wendy Torrance (one set each)
1 booty of Ali J
20 tsp salt (pickling not iodized)
5 tsp ground pepper
10 tsp rubbed sage
2.5 tsp ginger
5 tsp nutmeg
5 tsp thyme
5 tsp paprika
5 tsp crushed garlic
40oz water
5 doses of revive serum
Preperation - Mix all non-meat ingrediants into a bowl then set aside. Grind lips and booty through a 3/16" plate then chill for 30 minutes. Add remainder of ingredients to the meat evenly, then grind again through 1/4" plate. Clean instestines thorougly in cold water making sure there aren't any tears in the casing and cut into 4 foot increments. Remove plate from grinder and add a stuffing plate. Tie off one end and add other end to stuffer. Proceed to stuff meat into casing gently, twisting off every 12 inches. Repeat 20 times. Hang links in a cool spot, but do not freeze for 30 minutes, then hang in sun (WARNING: the smell will attract zombies).
Heat and Serve
Makes 80 Quarter Pound Hotdogs
--Anime Sucks 20:14, 1 Feb 2006 (GMT)
Children of the Darque Meat Stew
1 bottle of wine
4 bottles of water
1 NecroTech Revivification Syringe
1 leg of booaimi
1 heart, liver, and 2 kidneys harvested from Drucilla
1 brain
any vegetables (optional)
Preperation - First strip all the meat from the leg of booaimi, and add to a pot. Start a fire and cook until meat is medium rare. While cooking the meat, dice up the heart, liver, and kidneys harvested from Drucilla and set aside. Add the bottle of wine to the pot once the meat has cooked, and add the diced internals. Allow the wine to cook into the meat, then apply the revivification syringe to purify the meat. While the COTD members are tasty, they are known to wallow in their own filth. Cube the brain, unfortunately as the COTD members have no brains, you will have to acquire your brains elsewhere, then add it to the pot. Once the wine has cooked down, apply a bottle of wine every 10 minutes, and add any vegetables you can find for flavor. Cook until vegetables are mushy. If you like your stew thicker, add flour. If flour is unavailable, potting soil works perfectly, though it has a grainy effect.
Serves 6
--AnimeSucks 22:44, 25 Jan 2006 (GMT)
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