User:Amber Waves of Pain/Alts/Biker Nun

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Biker Nun in Zombieville

Biker Nun rode into town on the heels of the bash. The town was a wreck, people were panicked and there was no respite for the innocent, let alone the wicked. She followed the Big Bash around the south Malton, skipping Danversbank and Perryn, and met them again in Vinetown, where she helped M.E.R.C.Y. to clear the Bhore Monument revive point in just a couple days by taking some dirt naps.

After the bash moved on, she settled in Pegton where she maintained revives at the cemetery, kept a vigil at St. Martin's Church, visited the sick and dying at the three hospitals surrounding and assisted with local police efforts nearby. She frequently dropped into the Rowcliffe Building to stock up on supplies and it was here, during the Christmas of 2007 that she encountered Rowcliffe Must Fall and USAI, the former being gracious enough to attempt to publish her deeds and smear her as a hated Zombie Spy. The latter being generally incompetent and disruptive to survival in the area by over-barricading entry points, headshooting zombies waiting for revives, and PKing anyone on the mildest of suspicions.

Eventually she was drawn back to Vinetown where she met a number of colourful, like-minded individuals, including a nun on a bike and Slut Bunwalla.

Her time in Vinetown was short though as almost immediately after the bash had disbanded in Dulston, the feral horde, nearly doubled in size now with the help of The Dead swiftly steam rolled over the suburbs on the northern border. Biker Nun got a call from Commie Woman and headed up to Chancelwood to assist THEM in their efforts to hold off the horde. They failed to hold it, but they still managed to put up a fun fight.

Biker Nun, stayed on to lend her needles and shotguns to the rebuilding effort. She found a home in Chancelwood and eventually decided to make The Mighty Haslock Building her permanent residence and signed up with THEM.

Left Behind

The Haslock Building and THEM have always attracted zergers and griefers. Biker Nun did a lot of work chasing these misguided souls down to cleanse them of their impurities. This was all carried out in accordance with Catholic Moral and Social Teachings, that all souls deserve forgiveness, are afforded an opportunity to repent and that salvation is attained through works and not prayer alone. They always got bored and ran away. And so, during one of the more quiet moments, Biker Nun slipped out into the night to meet up with some of the sisters from the order of Bad Habit down in St. Matthew's Cathedral in Gibsonton in search of more souls to save.

This was during the Malton Uprising, a movement, led by some rather arrogant dictators who were happy to speak for the thousands of independent survivors out there without actually asking them for their opinion. This event led to a revelation for her: survivor groups exist almost solely to bicker over politics and drama, while zombies are content to unite under their common cause. But the sisters and the MU presence in the area failed to keep her attention.

She soon found herself bored with the constant arguing and rode back up to Chancelwood for a spell. There she put her theory into practice with some new methods to cleanse the impure, mostly through fire and ritual fasting.

Some time later, she decided on a whim to ride with the Mall Tour 2009 in Santlerville. She drifted off course some to meet them again at Caiger before following them down the southern part of the map to Lockettside. Here she administered her holy stick of Barhah to zergs, purifying them and even managing to inspire one to get himself off The Zerg Liste. This was followed by a brief detour up to MCM where she was an interpreter for Cloister the Stupid's lecture on the History of Barhah.

This marked the end of her journey with the Mall Tour. Soon after, she rode back north to find a nice cold crypt to sleep in.


This page is merely a brief history of Biker Nun's adventures in Malton. A place-holder, because the public demands it. Biker Nun always drew contentment from obscurity and the simple pleasures of serving the people of Malton. She was laid to rest early last year outside Treweeke Mall in Dulston. She might wake up one day and come looking for the punk who stole her hog from outside Club Izzard.

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