User:Captn O'Fahey
Biography of Lord Captian O'Fahey III
My names Lord Patrick O'Fahey the III, I serve the Emperor and the Imperium of man. I'm a devoted Solider, A loyalist, and a hard to the core son of a bitch. I descend from Holy Terra it's self from a state modrenly known as Ireland (Hence the Irish Name jackass). I've served many tours with the Imperium and will continue to serve untill my contract is up.
- Active Combat Tours (Latest Since Dulston Mall Tour 07' began)
1. Nearly Famous Mall Tour 07' at Treweeke Mall, Credited with saving his pal Chris, and getting over 16 Confirmed kills before falling back.
2. Begins Counter Offensive with his XO Comrade Miziski, gets 12 Confirmed kills over a 2 day rate.
3. Now WIA, and soon to be KIA after a safe point being over barricaded durring a recon mission.
4.After being pulled from the front I've restarted combat as of 10/26/07, First new mission is Recon, and to make it to Dulston.
- Past Combat Tours (Major Ones)
1. Participated in the 3rd seige of Caiger, WIA/MIA and endedup in Chudleyton.
2. Operation took a nap (Details Classified, and the operation is beyond your comprehension)
3. Operation MKL kill that mother fucker Martian Luther that Pk-ing SOB.
- On March 16, 2007 My Comrade and I have purge the beast they call "Martian Luther" Operation**
- Ribbions Awarded to Lord O'Fahey by the Imperial General Staff because of his Great Achivements
The Weaponmaster Ribbon
Hand to Hand Specialist Ribbon
Fitness Ribbion
Snipers Ribbion
Advanced Radio Dispatch Ribbon
Engineer Ribbon
Field Medicine Merit
Scientific Achievement Ribbion
Resident Surgeon Ribbon
Acquisition Ribbon
Reconnaissance Specialist Merit
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Southern Pride |
| This user is from the South, and is probably a homophobic redneck. |
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Trigger Happy |
| This user has guns. Do not cross them. |
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Right to bear arms |
| This user supports the Second Amendment. |
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Supporter of Patton Tactics |
| I hold 'em by the nose and kick 'em in the ass! |
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Have a Nice Day! |
| This User has enough happiness to share with everyone. |
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American |
| This user is American. |
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In English Next Time |
| ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?! |
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Christian |
| This user is a Christian. |
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Republican |
| This user is a Republican. |
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I'm Smarter |
| This user is smarter than you. |
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Worship God! |
| This user believes God is amazing and that everyone should worship Him. |
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Filthy Emos!! |
| This user or group may or may not be affiliated with The Malton Bounty Emo Killers, but agrees damn well that emos need to die!! Fat heads... |
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UBP Supporter |
| This User supports the Uniform Barricading Policy. |
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Fascists |
| This user or group hates fascists and will do everything in their power to feed them to the zombies. |
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Scorched Earth |
| This User or Group supports the Scorched Earth Policy & acknowledges that all revive points must be razed and their inhabitants killed. |
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Beat The Bejesus |
| This Person or Group Knows That Sometimes You Just Gotta Beat The Bejesus Outta Somethings... |
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Why is capitalism superior to communism? |
| "Because I get to have sex on a huge pile of money while you work to feed your lazy brothers." -??? |
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Please justify your vote |
| ...lest I <strike> it down with great vengeance and furious anger! |
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Boobies!! |
| This user or group digs sweater puppies! |
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Urban Guerilla |
| This user is part of ongoing the armed struggle in the streets of Malton and will fight the enemies of the people until the revolution is achieved. |
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Firing Squad |
| This user thinks we should just shoot {{{1}}} and get it over with. |
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Mighty Bullshit Wand |
| This user or group supports the use of the magical bullshit wand to educate users with bad suggestions. |
