User:Chelsea Dagger

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Chelsea Dagger

She was a nurse in a far off city...before her vacation to visit her aunt Beatrice in Malton...

After her aunt was crushed by a falling piano, she vowed revenge...but before she could discover the identity of the piano movers, the Zombie plague crossed Malton. Making the choice between the life of a survivor or being purposefully bitten by a zed so she could eat the piano movers, she chose the former.

She quickly found her way to Tikhon West, where she discovered a group of survivors giving the zombies what-for!

She has joined them in what-for-ing, cheese-puff-eating, and other-actions-with-dashes-in-them.

She can be seen defending Tikhon Prime, or, if the streets are a little less threatening, wandering the area; making friends and enemies wherever she goes.

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1000463

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Humorous quotes

(Gibsonton, Oct 31, 2007)

  1. henryrollins injected a zombie with a syringe and it slumped to the floor. (11 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  2. henryrollins said "sorry buddy i'm out of syringes" (11 hours and 3 minutes ago)
  3. henryrollins gave you some stale candy. (11 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  4. kstar22 revivified you with a NecroTech syringe. (10 hours and 24 minutes ago)
  1. elbowhead broadcast "This is a public safety announcement" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (8 hours and 52 minutes ago)
  2. elbowhead broadcast "We have recently received an alrming number of zombies" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (8 hours and 52 minutes ago)
  3. elbowhead broadcast "Walking up to survivors and demanding 'Branz'" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (8 hours and 51 minutes ago)
  4. elbowhead broadcast "They are not, in fact, after a healthy and weight-zapping" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (8 hours and 51 minutes ago)
  5. elbowhead broadcast "form of brakfast flake. They are after your brains" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (8 hours and 50 minutes ago)
  6. elbowhead broadcast "This is bad." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (8 hours and 50 minutes ago)
  7. elbowhead broadcast "We highly recommend that you headshot all zombies demanding" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (8 hours and 50 minutes ago)
  8. elbowhead broadcast "Branz and all of thier zombie friends. If you get the chance" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (8 hours and 49 minutes ago)
  9. elbowhead broadcast "Go after zombie g-zaz and destroy all barharh in thevicinity" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (8 hours and 48 minutes ago)
  10. elbowhead broadcast "Overkill? Maybe. Too safe? Impossible!" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (8 hours and 48 minutes ago)
  11. elbowhead broadcast "That was a public safety announcement courtesy of tikhon" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (8 hours and 48 minutes ago)
  12. elbowhead broadcast "Tikhon east. Those western idiots have no brains." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (8 hours and 47 minutes ago)
  13. elbowhead broadcast "This does NOT mean you are invincible. Idiots." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (8 hours and 47 minutes ago)
  14. elbowhead broadcast "EAST RULZ!!!!" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (8 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  15. elbowhead broadcast "That'll teach the bastards" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (8 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  16. elbowhead broadcast "goodnight! Dont let the zambahs bite!" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (8 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  17. elbowhead said "He he he..." (8 hours and 44 minutes ago)
  18. 28.63 MHz: "West to East... stfu! Yeah, that just HAPPENED!" (8 hours and 22 minutes ago)
  19. Jakino broadcast "East to West, we have just silenced the bastard spamming.Ok?" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (8 hours and 19 minutes ago)
  20. 28.63 MHz: "West to East, it was TZ, right? Make him smell his own sock." (7 hours and 1 minute ago)
  21. spooon1 said "best way to get xp? just attack? do you get xp for searching?" (6 hours and 51 minutes ago)
  22. 28.63 MHz: "can you send the zombies on your end over here?" (3 hours and 21 minutes ago)
  23. 28.63 MHz: "i'm hankering siege" (3 hours and 21 minutes ago)
  24. Target Zombie broadcast "No! It was elbowhead!" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (3 hours and 8 minutes ago)
  25. Target Zombie broadcast "No dude, it wuz totally you!" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (3 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  26. Target Zombie broadcast "What? Liar! I'll smash you!" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (3 hours and 7 minutes ago)
  27. Target Zombie broadcast "Heh, ya right. Look at your feet." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (3 hours and 6 minutes ago)
  28. Target Zombie broadcast "Chains!!?! What! You! You..." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (3 hours and 6 minutes ago)
  29. Target Zombie broadcast "Muwhahahahaha! You've been fooled Target Zombie!" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (3 hours and 6 minutes ago)
  30. Target Zombie broadcast "Fooled? You silly elbowhead! I have fooled you!" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (3 hours and 5 minutes ago)
  31. Target Zombie broadcast "You see, I have already broken my chains... I'm free." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (3 hours and 5 minutes ago)
  32. Target Zombie broadcast "It was a clever rouse. To get you to believe I was still..." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (3 hours and 5 minutes ago)
  33. Target Zombie broadcast "...chained. But you fell for it! Hah! No I will smash you!" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (3 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  34. Target Zombie broadcast "(elbowhead) Ah! But I'm the one who has fooled you!" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (3 hours and 4 minutes ago)
  35. Target Zombie broadcast "While you were sleeping, I inserted a bomb in your brain." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (3 hours and 3 minutes ago)
  36. Target Zombie broadcast "At any given time, I can press [this] button and blow you up" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (3 hours and 2 minutes ago)
  37. Target Zombie broadcast "(TZ) Nice plan elbowhead, but you're forgetting something." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (3 hours and 1 minute ago)
  38. Target Zombie broadcast "You see, 2 years ago, I planted something in my brain..." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (3 hours and 1 minute ago)
  39. Target Zombie broadcast "...something that uh (((ideas! I need ideas!)))" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (exactly 3 hours ago)
  40. Target Zombie broadcast "Well, that negates the effects of an elbowhead made bomb." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (exactly 3 hours ago)
  41. Target Zombie broadcast "I had no idea why I had chosen for the bomb to be elbowhead" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  42. Target Zombie broadcast "bomb proof, but now I understand. I have you now! Now you..." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 59 minutes ago)
  43. Target Zombie broadcast "...are going to smashed! MUWHAHAHAHAHA!!!" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  44. Target Zombie broadcast "(elbownoob) HAH! I knew it! That's what the little shiney..." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 58 minutes ago)
  45. Target Zombie broadcast "clip was! Being smarter than you, I decided to play my..." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  46. Target Zombie broadcast "suspicions. I, elbowsmarthead, planted a..." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 57 minutes ago)
  47. Target Zombie broadcast "anti TZ negater elbowhead brain bomb! It is you who will be" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 56 minutes ago)
  48. Target Zombie broadcast "smashed! Fool! I got you! Hah! I win! HAHAHA!" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 55 minutes ago)
  49. Target Zombie broadcast "(TZ) But just you wait elbowhead. That device you planted..." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 55 minutes ago)
  50. Target Zombie broadcast "...happens to be based on brain activity, no? A closer...." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 54 minutes ago)
  51. Target Zombie broadcast "...look would have easily shown that I, TZ, has half a brain" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 54 minutes ago)
  52. Target Zombie broadcast "and that my brain activity is MUCH lower than that of a..." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 53 minutes ago)
  53. Target Zombie broadcast "...normal humans. Do you see, elbowfool? I am immune to..." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 53 minutes ago)
  54. Target Zombie broadcast "...to brain bombs. Do you see your fault?" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
  55. Target Zombie broadcast "(elbowhead) What? NO! It can't be? It's no fair! No fair!" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 52 minutes ago)
  56. Target Zombie broadcast "Curse you TZ! I thought I had you! .... but wait..." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
  57. Target Zombie broadcast "(TZ) What? *chuckles*" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
  58. Target Zombie broadcast "(elbowhead) I know something that you don't..." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
  59. Target Zombie broadcast "...something... your one true weakness..." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 50 minutes ago)
  60. Target Zombie broadcast "(TZ) Weakness? Bah! I have no weaknesses!" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 50 minutes ago)
  61. Target Zombie broadcast "(elbowhead) Oh, but you do! Don't YOU see it? Think... what" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 49 minutes ago)
  62. Target Zombie broadcast "does a target zombie not have that others do?" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 49 minutes ago)
  63. Target Zombie broadcast "(TZ) A full brain, yes, but that's hardly a problem. What..." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 48 minutes ago)
  64. Target Zombie broadcast "..are you getting at?" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 48 minutes ago)
  65. Target Zombie broadcast "(elbowhead) Nothing, actually. I was just distracting you..." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 48 minutes ago)
  66. Target Zombie broadcast "while I put this Cheesy Poof in place. A fool you are, TZ." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 47 minutes ago)
  67. Target Zombie broadcast "You see, through my research, I have found a way to split a" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 47 minutes ago)
  68. Target Zombie broadcast "Cheesy Poof atom. Impossible you may think, but hardly with" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  69. Target Zombie broadcast "so with the sciences of it figured out properly." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  70. Target Zombie broadcast "I win. You lose." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 46 minutes ago)
  71. Target Zombie broadcast "(TZ) Fool! It will kill us all! Are you insanse!?!?!" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 45 minutes ago)
  72. Target Zombie broadcast "(elbow) Wait, I forgot the shield! Noo - KABOOOOOOMM!!!!" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 45 minutes ago)
  73. Target Zombie broadcast "BOOM!! POW!! KABLOOWEEE!" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 43 minutes ago)
  74. Target Zombie broadcast "That was all my AP, 50 to be precise." from here, on 28.63 MHz. (2 hours and 30 minutes ago)
  75. 28.63 MHz: "Tikhon east smells of TZ and elbows population paste" (2 hours and 26 minutes ago)
  76. Target Zombie broadcast "Bleh, but you smell of bioengineered panda feces!" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (1 hour and 59 minutes ago)
  77. A flare was fired 8 blocks to the west and 10 blocks to the south. [31-95] (1 hour and 41 minutes ago)
  78. 28.63 MHz: "tikhon being attacked by 8 zeds dont stay the night here!" (1 hour and 30 minutes ago)
  79. Target Zombie broadcast "Yes stay there tonight! 8 is joke!" from here, on 28.63 MHz. (1 hour and 1 minute ago)

A day later: 

   *  28.63 MHz: "East to West-- You bastards had better stop giving TZ credit" (8 hours and 6 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "for my beautiful, beautiful work!-- Elbowhead" (8 hours and 5 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "And I would like to mention I would win any battle agains TZ" (8 hours and 4 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "Observe: I call forth the power of elbowjesus smitelightning" (8 hours and 3 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "and depeche mode. Every. Single. Song." (8 hours and 3 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "Including the remixes!" (8 hours and 2 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "See how he/it/whatever Turned into an 80's crazed" (8 hours and 2 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "techno-spewing, Heroin-addicted, slightly-goth disco-head!" (8 hours and 1 minute ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "(please no more!) How about a little... Enjoy the Silence!!!" (8 hours and 1 minute ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "TZ: OH GADZ MAH EAZ! PLZ STOP!" (exactly 8 hours ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "(Dances the robot)" (7 hours and 59 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "Ooooh look his eyes have melted" (7 hours and 59 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "80's for the win" (7 hours and 59 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "wait what do we have here? A bauhaus cd! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" (7 hours and 58 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "Elbert get down here, you need to mop up the pink stains" (7 hours and 58 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "Death by 80's pre-goth electroishness. A fate worse than" (7 hours and 57 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "5 minutes with a trenchcoater" (7 hours and 57 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "Hey we could make a TZ flavored cheesy poof dip with" (7 hours and 51 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "all this mush" (7 hours and 51 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "Warning: Side affects may include lumps and possible death" (7 hours and 50 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "May contain traces of nuts" (7 hours and 50 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "Only tiny ones though :D" (7 hours and 50 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "Can someone hurry with a scooper?" (7 hours and 49 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "He appears to be melting through the floor" (7 hours and 48 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "It's a bit like ALIEN but more disgusting" (7 hours and 48 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "Maybe liquidising people with 80's music is a bit too far" (7 hours and 47 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "Oh god... Am I feeling remorse?" (7 hours and 47 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "This... This has never happened before!" (7 hours and 47 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "I miss Target Zombie!" (7 hours and 46 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "Ew I got some on my boot" (7 hours and 46 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "Essence of TZ. God that's potent" (7 hours and 45 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "It's like petrol" (7 hours and 45 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "Made with real TZ. That's how now it's authentic" (7 hours and 45 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "Lets bake him/it/whatever into a pie!" (7 hours and 44 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "And his gnome army too" (7 hours and 44 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "and feed them to mudkips. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" (7 hours and 44 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "Owch, Popped a blood vessel on that last evil laugh" (7 hours and 43 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "Maybe I should just join project Evil! and be done with it" (7 hours and 42 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "And do you know what else I'm going to do?" (7 hours and 42 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "I'm going to steal his wiki-code!" (7 hours and 41 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "and eat his cheezy poofs when hes not looking!" (7 hours and 41 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "There is such a thing as too far" (7 hours and 40 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "But I want no truck with it" (7 hours and 39 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "And too think all this was because I was bored" (7 hours and 39 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "Imagine how evil I could be if I tried" (7 hours and 39 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "Well I'm of to marven to restock and wait for TZ" (7 hours and 38 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "To retaliate. Elbowhead signing off" (7 hours and 37 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "Bleh." (2 hours and 36 minutes ago)
   * 28.63 MHz: "See how he ran off? He's scared of me!" (2 hours and 34 minutes ago)
Cgisf-tgg.png This user is a zombese linguist.


People who deserve to die

   *  Bulgakovnik said "Geni, that's quite a hefty load of weapons! Let me just help you unload some of them." (4 hours and 3 minutes ago)
   * Bulgakovnik killed geni. (4 hours and 3 minutes ago)
   * Bulgakovnik said "Blasted! Confounded pistol always goes off at the wrong time. On the plus side, you don't need to worry about hefting all that cumbersome weaponry about. You're quite welcome!" (4 hours and 2 minutes ago)
   * Bartemius said "Oh dear, this continues to be rather unfortunate. I really must insist that you find some other lodging. This demolition date is fast approaching and we don't have enough hard hats to go around. It's just not safe here without a hard hat." (3 hours and 41 minutes ago)
   * Bartemius killed Erich Hutton. (3 hours and 40 minutes ago)
   * KarIoth vois killed Omisril. (3 hours and 23 minutes ago)
   * KarIoth vois said "Oh dear. This building really isn't very safe at all." (3 hours and 23 minutes ago)
   * KarIoth vois said "Ta for the heads up, by the by. Much appreciated for a lazy arse like myself!" (3 hours and 22 minutes ago)
   * The Good Man destroyed the generator. (3 hours and 4 minutes ago)
   * Vandr killed Excalibur788. (2 hours and 51 minutes ago)
   * Vandr said "Good evening, everyone. Since you seem to be intent on ignoring the warning signs and yellow caution tape that we've been putting up for Ryker & Emil's Demolition: Restoring Unsafe Masonry--well then, we must take to more drastic measures." (2 hours and 46 minutes ago)
   * Vandr killed Veloan. (2 hours and 44 minutes ago)
   * Vandr killed Neon God. (2 hours and 42 minutes ago)
   * KarIoth vois said "Structurally unsound, damnit!" (2 hours and 34 minutes ago)
   * KarIoth vois killed Wolf Queen. (2 hours and 34 minutes ago)
   * KarIoth vois said "Also, my apologies if I stole that from anyone here. Alas!" (2 hours and 34 minutes ago)
   * Ace Spades said "Somebody has been kickin' the generators out all around the Caiger area, find out who did it or fix/refuel the generators if you're a good Malton citizen." (2 hours and 28 minutes ago)
   * Es'ta installed a generator in the building. (2 hours and 25 minutes ago)
   * Es'ta said "I have a spare" (2 hours and 25 minutes ago)
   * Es'ta said "No gas though" (2 hours and 24 minutes ago)
   * Es'ta refuelled the generator. (2 hours and 23 minutes ago)
   * eugenie de franval said "people named tony have no reason to live. say goodbye to the kittens." (2 hours and 20 minutes ago)
   * eugenie de franval killed KittyTony. (2 hours and 20 minutes ago)
   * GioV destroyed the generator. (1 hour and 20 minutes ago)
   * GioV said "I'm here to paint the town red" (1 hour and 20 minutes ago)
   * GioV destroyed the radio transmitter. (1 hour and 19 minutes ago)
   * Es'ta said "Great... there goes the generator." (23 minutes ago)

   *  Somnambulation Man said "Were there always this many in the Legion? Even now, the Octopope spreads its horrid tentacles to ensnare the youth of Malton!" (1 minute ago)
   * Somnambulation Man killed CORaven cor. (22 seconds ago)
  • AshPhile said "Hello Tikhon! I am the alter ego of DeRatted Amy, who lives in the Ruddlebank branch. Nice to see you all here!" (12 hours and 53 minutes ago)
  • AshPhile said "Anyway, I'm a roamer and just happened to find myself in this area. Last night I was holed up in the Schalch Hotel in Dartside, when a fine young man named zzzozzz (ID 964448) came in, shot me several times, hit me with an axe several times," (12 hours and 50 minutes ago)
  • AshPhile said "and then told me that he had 'raped' me. Then he left and I was still alive. I've reported this to Brainstock, but I don't know if they will accept it since he didn't actually PK me, just assaulted and then sexually assaulted me." (12 hours and 49 minutes ago)
  • AshPhile said "Needless to say, I'd like to get some revenge. If anyone sees this guy in the area, please let me know. Or contact Tihkon west so that DeRatted Amy gets the message. I woudl much appreciate it." (12 hours and 48 minutes ago)
  • AshPhile said "I'm going to crash here today. I'd like to stay in the area and look for this guy. Hope that's OK with everyone. I'll eat a minimum amount of cheesy poofs." (12 hours and 44 minutes ago)
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