User:Chelsea Dagger/sandbox
| Tikhon Medical | |
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| Abbreviation: | TM |
| Group Numbers: | 50 on a good day. |
| Leadership: | I don't see what you could possibly mean. |
| Goals: | Defending Tikhon General Hospital, general levity and tomfoolery. |
| Recruitment Policy: | Add "Tikhon Medical" to your profile and either add your self to our member list or notify us on our forum. |
| Contact: | Via our forum. 28.63 for radio talk. |
| Tikhon Medical is an ad-hoc group of survivors in Ruddlebank and Dartside, operating out of Tikhon General Hospital (Ruddlebank) and Tikhon General Hospital (Dartside). There is no leader and no set rules or guidelines, just a bunch of like-minded folks living in or near the hospitals and working to support them. You could think of M*A*S*H without Col. Potter. With zombie North Koreans.
An odd sense of teamwork and cameraderie seems to be developing as the volunteers learn to work together, leading to a surprisingly effective defense, and a no-pressure non-organization. We refer to ourselves as a "gaggle" rather than a "group" because well... "group" denotes organization and planning. Not our strong suits. |
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| A hospital patient enjoys a relaxing
bath of cheesy poofs. |
1 Purpose 2 About Tikhon General Hospital 3 Visit Tikhon General Hospital
6 Policies 7 Allies |
Purpose
Defending our Cheesy Poof supply. Tikhon Medical is also involved in healing and revivification services, operating revive points at Greenleaves Alley in Ruddlebank and Lyng Street in Dartside. Occasionally, a medic or assault team will be dispatched to trouble spots in the vicinity. It's purely voluntary, so "dispatch" probably isn't the right word. But "dispatch" is such a cool word, I had to use it. "Dispatch". Yeah.
Besides healing, there is barricade maintenance and general tomfoolery. We actually talk and crack jokes at Tikhon, and moon passing zombies. People who duck in for safety often stay a while for the yucks. A few even join our ranks. Events also start up at random times, with no warning, like the BBQ at Cosens and even stand up jokes/comedy acts at the hospital.
About Tikhon General Hospital
Tikhon Medical currently holds an iron fisted rule over both Tikhon General Hospital (Ruddlebank) and Tikhon General Hospital (Dartside). Surrounding buildings are used frequently by Tikhon Medical, but we don't claim ownership over them.
Maintained
First Aid
Diagnosis
Surgery
Entry Point
Tikhon West (aka, Tikhon Prime)Advantages: Most of what we need is within 1 move of the hospital - fuel, generators and medical supplies. NecroTech facilities are nearby, but not next door. Those places are creepy. Eight (8) moves straight NE is Tompson Mall for more intensive shopping. Disadvantages: It is a hospital, and therefore a target. Firearms and ammunition are not located very close, so bring an axe. Sly Place Police Department is reachable, but between travel time and search time, you may make it an overnight trip. |
Tikhon EastAdvantages: Everything we could ever want is within 3 blocks, except a Fire Station, but it's hardly any loss. There are 3 Police Departments that act as an abundant source of ammunition, 3 more Hospitals close by and the the Sharman Building (NT) is only 3 blocks away. These buildings act as a large fortress against zombie attacks and a great base of operations. This also means that we can have a few TRPs at EHB instead of VS+2. Disadvantages: Because of all the TRPs squashed together in one area this makes it a hot spot for zombie attack. But then, that just means target practice, so even that has its upside. |
Recruitment
How to join
Step 1) Place "Tikhon Medical" in your profile.
Step 2) Notify us by either putting your name and profile on our talk page, by adding yourself to our member list, or posting in our forums.
Step 3) Register on our forums if you haven't already.
Also it is recomended that you carry a radio set to 28.63 (our special frequency) so you can listen up on status reports when not in Tikhon.
Sign Up
All members are kindly requested to sign up on our forums. Just a reminder, any Tikhon staff that do not sign up, will be forced to be a subject for testing the chemicals soaked into Target Zombie's shirt. The sweat under his armpits should help to mask any chemical-like flavours. Any non-Tikhon Medical people that would like to post, or to request a revive (so we can add you to our contacts for easier tracking) are able to do so on our forums. Or if you're lazy, the use of the Tikhon Medical talk page is permitted. Spammers, idiots, illiterates and anyone without a sense of humour will be taken out back. With duct tape. Thank you for your cooperation. Have a nice day!
Members
We try to keep an accurate record of the hospital staff. Tikhon Medical/Member List If you're not on it, add yourself to the end, and we will put "confirmed" in your status as soon as we see you around in game.
Current News
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October 12th 2007 - West is still under attack by the most unorganised group of zeds ever, i mean come on we're almost into the 6th week of this siege now. Oh and I've upgraded East status to meh as over night all hell broke loose and loads of people we're killed (i did extract DNA from one and they were from LUE so we could be in trouble here) October 3rd 2007 - West has once again reached mall numbers, but I suppose the zombies know that already. I have downgraded 2 levels to "meh" because we are close to or have more numbers than the ones outside, so we hardler need anymore assistance. Although more zombies are welcome, just don't take our cheezy poofs! September 28th 2007 - The siege continues; but the Tikhons effort is being put at risk by fly-by combat revvers who turn up, jab, then run away from the potential consequences. September 27th 2007 - The great siege is still in full swing at the moment with 52 zeds outside at my last count, I'd like to take a quick moment to thank the Legion of the octopope and the CAPD for their assitance in this hard (but fun)time. September 25th 2007 - We managed to hold Tikhon West, with many casualties but the majority of them are reviving. There are 30+ zeds outside. Downgrading to Dammit! for now. September 24th 2007 9 zeds inside but took them down to 7 then hours later its 15 again and theres TZ complaining about not being dead yet.S gill See the Archive for old Tikhon news. |
Tikhon West Status: Meh Tikhon East Status: Flower Safe
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Policies
GKing - Generator Killers are lame. Unless you're Amish, you have no business destroying equipment, and neither do we. Unless, of course, we're trying to turn off the "FRESH EATS HERE" sign when loads of zombies are around.
RKing - Radio Killers aren't lame if it stops spam. Not all radio chatter is spam, though, so really - you have to admit it's at least kind of lame. We don't do it, unless the radio is really asking for it.
PKing - Player Killer's are lame. We don't do it. Unless someone really ticks us off and deserves it, and even then it's only in Tikhon itself. Tikhon is our home, and all are welcome for healing and rehabilitation. We know who's who. If any "accidents" need to happen, we'll handle the euthanizations. Bounty hunters are not required - we're packing heat, too. We don't care if it's Atilla the Hun, if he's under our care, you don't waltz in and blow away our patient. That's our job.
Zerging - One player organizing multiple characters is UBER-lame. It takes all challenge out of the game for the zerger, or it should. Maybe they just suck that bad. We don't do it, though if it's done to us, all bets are off where the zerger is concerned.
It should be noted that as Tikhon Medical has no leaders, there are no enforcers of these rules. Punishment is by the hospital staff, usually involving a closet, peanut butter, and our resident test subject, Target Zombie.
Allies
The Legion of the Octopope
The Legion of the Octopope has contacted us to establish an alliance. A number of their faithful have visited us at Tikhon General Hospital for sudsy hydro-therapy (hot showers).
Regulators Alliance
The Regulators Alliance are situated in Dartside. Hug on sight.
Crew Avenue Police Department
Members of the CAPD have been helping us give zambahs what-for. Essential public services have to stick together!
The Shadows of Hope
The The Shadows of Hope are currently doing whatever they do in South Blythville.
Regional Barricading
Tikhon Medical has found the following regional barricade plan effective and would request it be followed. Most of the time, anyway.
Ruddlebank
- Tikhon Prime - VS+2 (quick healing for revives from Greenleaves Alley)
- Cosens Auto Repair (1 N) - EHB+2 (our fuel source)
- The Honeybone Museum (1 NE) - EH+2
- Club Rodham (1 E) - local ravers prefer EH+2, but don't really care. Meh. Need our booze.
- A Factory (1 SE) - EHB+2 (our generator source)
- Greenleaves Alley (1 S) - our revive point, kindly refrain from overspraying. We live next to an auto-body shop anyway, we get more paint than vandals. And generators. And fuel.
- Rodeney Bank - Negligible. Supposed to be VS+2, but is rarely.
- The Bhore Building (2N) - VS+2, the most recent entry point.
Dartside
- Tikhon East - EHB+2. We intended it to be VS+2 originally, but frequent zombie attacks were too numerous (visitors were peeing their pants, its too unsanitary).
- Junkyard (1NW) - VS+2 (entry point)
- Blakesley Grove Police Department (1W) - EHB+2. Main source of guns and ammo.
- Shapr Boulevard Police Department (1SW) - VS+2. (Entry point) The Dartside community weapons depot.
- Factory (1W,2S) - EHB+2. Gens and fuel.
- Brailsford Plaza Police Department (1W,3S) - EHB+2. Backup ammo.
- Lyng Street (2SW) - Our wonderful revive point.
- Winmill Library (Kinch Heights)(1NE) - EHB+2. The Tikhon East Reading room. Also houses our backup radio transmitter from time to time.
Supported Policies
Heres a list of some policies we support. As you can see, there isn't much, mainly because we hate everyone. Just kidding. Haha. We like people.
Except you.
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