User talk:TheBeyonder
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Welcome to our Wiki
To your Holiness, The Beyonder, Brother to Whalberg, High Pimp of the Awesome
I am humbled by your presence, and doubly so by your message. While TZH does indeed fight the good fight, we remain steadfast in our quest, resolute in our awesomeness, and as always beating total ass. Its true, strategies have changed, but for now we will continue to push forward.
I have spoken with your compatriot in the Awesome: Mark Whalberg, all the way from Armenia. He has said that for now, he will not request your aide, although that time will come. Instead, he says that he is already near Pinnville and intends to bash zombies with you, as he believes, and so it is, that the bashing of zombies between you should be the first part of the alliance. Once untold zombie ass has been bruised, and the BFF have been reunited, will he consider your aid.
Surely though, this is a grand sign of "The Awesome". Surely many bitches have been pwned, and many asshats beatdown in the underworld of "The Suck".
Hail be to the Awesome! Hail be to Whalberg and the Beyonder! BALLS TO THE WHALLS! BEYONDER FOR GLORY!
--Dhavid Grohl 22:35, 28 May 2008 (BST)
HI!
I see you're new around here. There's plenty to do around here. Join a group, do some article writing, or for a laugh you can check this out. If you have any questions or need any help with anything, I'll be glad to do so, or find someone more skilled who can :)--Nallan (Talk) 13:29, 3 June 2008 (BST)
Message from Duke Cage
What up, pimps? This is Cage giving you shit rocking heroes a call out. We added a few mentions of you sick nasty bitch slappas on the Dhestroyers wiki page: Team Zombie Hardcore/The Dhestroyers. Rule number 3: Ima Getz Mines!
Where are you?
Come brother, I am in the fort perryn gatehouse. I await your coming. Together we shall purge the zombies and Suck from this place. For we are awesome. Non-gay BFF!--Mark Whalberg 04:54, 5 June 2008 (BST)
