User:Technerd

Characters

Technerd
	Joined: August 26,2005 Character class: Military Favorite equipment: Flack Jacket Character profile: Urban Dead profile Current status: Active Character group: Zerg Hunters Unlimited Character stats: 67 PKers killed Journal: No journal for Technerd

Just Shoot Me
	Joined: September 17,2005 Character class: Firefighter Favorite equipment: Claws Character profile: Urban Dead profile Current status: Inactive Character group: Feral Character stats: Former Gingerbread Men Journal: No journal for Just Shoot Me

Erehwon
	Joined: December 15,2005 Character class: Zombie Favorite equipment: Claws Character profile: Urban Dead profile Current status: Active Character group: Sanitarium Character stats: Active Journal: No journal for Erehwon

N0 0ne
	Joined: March 31,2006 Character class: Military Favorite equipment: Shotgun Character profile: Urban Dead profile Current status: Active Character group: Red Rum Character stats: 46 ASS kills 30 RedRum kills Journal: No journal for N0 0ne

Ma Duce
	Joined: November 05,2009 Character class: Military Favorite equipment: FAK Character profile: Urban Dead profile Current status: Active Character group: None Character stats: Journal: No journal for Ma Duce

Character History

Technerd

Technerd was air dropped into the city near the end of DARIS. He landed near Fort Creedy and assisted Paradox in the securing of the fort. From there he wandered thru the eastern suburbs of Malton hunting down zombies and healing wounded survivors. He changed his profession to a Bounty Hunter when he stumbled upon a PKer.
He also came the the aid of Caiger Mall near the end of the seige. Technerd is currently roaming the city killing Zergers.

Bounty Hunter This User or Group hunts and kills PKers.		Zerg Hunters Unlimited Technerd supports the Zerg Hunters Unlimited in their fair and quick extermination of multi-character abusers!
Malton Murder Award Nominee This User or Group has been nominated by the general populace for engaging with in the murderous ways of Malton. Be sure to vote here for your choice by 23.00 GMT on the 15th!

Just Shoot Me

Just Shoot Me is retired.

Erehwon

Erehwon is a hungry zombie just wandering around Malton looking for food...

N0 0ne

	War Crimes
	N0 0ne has been accused of War Crimes

‎	Player Killer
	"One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god." This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing.

	PK Count
	N0 0ne has PKed 76 people.

	Honor Among Thieves
	This user supports the Honor Among Thieves Policy.

N0 0ne is a passionate hater of trenchcoaters & stupid survivors (which seem to be all trenchcoaters) coincidence or evil conspiracy, you decide.

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Templates

A.S.S. Cleaner This user or group supports the use of stupid templates for sanitary purposes.

Templates This user knows how to make templates.

Ban Stick This user WILL report you to Vandal Banning.	Piebtration This user believes that pie duels can solve most problems in life.	Template Junkie This user is a template junkie.
REPENT! This user helped crucify Amazing.	American This user is American.	Cookie Thief This user is not safe around unguarded cookies.
Wiki Gestapo This user is a member of the Wiki Gestapo.	ASSault Supporter This user or group supports ASS's current ASSault.	Report PKers! Don't let them get away with murder! Register them on the Rogues Gallery. (Dead Link)
This is an Amazing Free Zone All Amazing posts will be deleted.	Bandwagon This user has jumped on the template bandwagon.	STFU N00B This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob.
B-A-N-A-N-A-Z! This user knows exactly what to do with a banana.	Mama Mia! Mama Mia! This user finds thunderbolts and  lightning very, very frightening.	Queen Mia This user recognizes Mia Kristos's right to rule over this wiki by divine providence.
Firefox User This user uses Firefox.	Speedy Delete It This user likes to delete junk without all that pesky democracy getting in his way.	Stupid Suggestions! Whenever you make a stupid Suggestion, God kills a kitten. Stop killing kittens.
	Fair Tactics Player This user has signed the Coalition for Fair Tactics Player Pledge.

More Bakeries! This user or group supports The Gingerbraaains in their belief that there should be more Bakeries around Malton for the benefit of all confectionary people and to provide wholesome cookies for long sieges.

WikiDrama OMG! Drama!

Greedo This user or group supports the theory that Greedo did not shoot first and that there must have been another shooter on the grassy knoll. This shooter was probably a Centaur.

The Drama Llama is Watching You The owner of this page reserves the right to delete trolling and drama at their discretion.

The Gingerbraaains were here This page has been observed by Malton Mike and has been found doubtfull. See his full report on journal:Malton Mike

BEWARE: Roundhouse Kick Master! This user has mastered Chuck Norris' signature only move. It's deadly!

DORIS Technerd supports DORIS and its fight to free Yagoton from opression.

‎ 2nd Amendment "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed." This user supports the use of firearms on Humans and Zombies alike.

Rants

Rants directed at my PKers/Zergers in game and out

Andile a Uber Trenchcoater shouted these thing at me.

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1. Andiler shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (yesterday) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
2. Andiler shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. (yesterday)
3. Andiler said "People killing people is DULL. I can see that irl, literally. I want to play a zombie game. N0 0ne is a worthless, boring shit -- but if he was a zombie, he could amuse me. Now be a good little bitch and go claw a barricade and we can all have fun." (yesterday)
4. Andiler shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. (yesterday)
5. You were killed by Andiler+. (yesterday)
6. Andiler dumped your body out onto the street. (yesterday)

Then I did UD a favor and pked him (He got MAD)

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1. Andiler shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (4 hours and 13 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
2. Andiler said "Fear you dickless imbeciles? Are you serious? You dumbasses _literally_ cower from reprisal in darkened buildings and are regularly driven out of suburbs by independent characters." (4 hours and 8 minutes ago)
3. Andiler said "Meanwhile, the rest of us are fighting IMMORTAL monsters. You don't measure up to a freakn' annoyance. I've killed over a dozen of you tedious assholes, not to mention dozens more pkillers in groups, and I'm not affiliated with any group whatsoeve" (4 hours and 8 minutes ago)
4. Andiler said "You people aren't scary. You aren't even threatening. You're boring and tedious, a sorry exploit in a simple game. Do yourself a favor and just play a zombie. You contribute nothing to anyone as it is." (4 hours and 7 minutes ago)
5. Andiler said "You're basically masturbating with keyboard as it stands. Why not join the game? Here, let me help you." (4 hours and 7 minutes ago)
6. Andiler shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. (4 hours and 7 minutes ago)
7. You were killed by Andiler. (4 hours and 7 minutes ago)

This fellow Zerger Blames the Gore_Corps for everything!!

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1. Jo Harper said "Hi Technerd. You've PKd me twice now. You call me a zerg, but if you look at my profile you'll see why I'm on the list. Basically, I got put there by the Gore Corps after I made it my mission to kill them at every opportunity. Now, the Gore Corps are the" (8 hours and 28 minutes ago)
2. Jo Harper said "biggest zergs in this game, and pretty much run the zerg list as a kind of black joke. You're basically their tool. Either way, you're helping those that oppose survivors, and that pretty much makes you a zed spy, as well as a Pkr. So out you go." (8 hours and 25 minutes ago)

Jo needs to look at this Sooper Sekrit Evidence