User talk:Mr Watt

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A Proposal

you want even easier targets than us? take a look at the Browncoats--CJ 19:34, 13 June 2009 (BST)

Tidbits

Yeah I saw that. Don't know what the guy is on about. We've never fired on them, they've never fired on us. He's all talk and no action, it would seem --Blanemcc 22:43, 21 June 2009 (BST)

Templates

I noticed that you have created a whole bunch of templates in mainspace (denoted by not having a subspace as "User:" or "Talk:" in front of it):

• PHOBIA kill count
• Friendship policy
• PHOBIA random revive policy
• Baricade policy

Never do that. Mainspace isn't the place for it.

If you want to create actual templates, use the Template space (i,e. Template:PHOBIA kill count).

If you want to experiment, you should use our userspace as sandbox (i.e. User:Mr Watt/sandbox/PHOBIA kill count).

Once I know what your plan with those templates is, I'll file move requests. -- Spiderzed▋ 06:08, 14 December 2010 (UTC)

You may have noticed that the above pages listed don't work as templates. That's because you didn't put "Template:" infront of the name. I've moved them to the following so they work:

• Template:PHOBIA kill count
• Template:Friendship policy
• Template:PHOBIA random revive policy
• Template:Phobia Barricade policy

The other ones have been deleted as they are useless in that state now the template versions exist. Please edit the templates at the given links from now on. -- LEMON #1 08:35, 14 December 2010 (UTC)

Oops. Trying to learn how to improve the group site. I'll try to remember that. Thanks for the assist.--Mr Watt 16:44, 14 December 2010 (UTC)

Hey man, you're almost there! You just made Template PHOBIAcomplaints, but I've moved it to Template:PHOBIAcomplaints (notice the ":" after template). Unless it's preceded by Template: it won't work as a template at all, sorry. You can use this new link as a template though. See ya around, -- LEMON #1 11:48, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

Oh, just noticed Template PHOBIA, so I've done the same at Template:PHOBIA, use the latter. See ya. -- LEMON #1 11:53, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

HAHA My plan to waste your time is working out perfectly!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA

JK. I will next be attempting to spread those templates out under Policies on the PHOBIA page. I don't like how they are all just stacked up on the left side.--Mr Watt 17:08, 15 December 2010 (UTC)

Hey, I had that problem years ago when I first added templates to my group page, took a bit of time to remember what to do but I got there. As you can see here I just added extraneous background codes to the individual tables, because their background colour is independent of the page's colour and when put into the page, they default to white. So now it should be all honkey dorey.

As for the barbed wire borders, that's hard to do because you'd need to use images and it means building your whole group page around that code. Only one page on the wiki that I can remember has done that before, they did it with blood, you can find it at MMX. Taking their code wouldn't be such a bad idea I guess, but besides that I don't think I'm a good enough coder to give you any more tips :( Sorry. -- LEMON #1 03:12, 17 December 2010 (UTC)

Thats great! Thanks for that. My strategy has been to look through group page after group page finding cool themes and stealing them unabashedly. Its time consuming but its really starting to come together. Your help really saved me a huge amount of time.--Mr Watt 06:40, 17 December 2010 (UTC)

One last template that needs to be moved. Retaliation policy should go to Template:Retaliation Policy. I'll put in the move request for you ;) --_GANG Giles Sednik _CAPD 11:46, 17 December 2010 (UTC)

PHOBIA

The width of your group page is fucked up on my browser and machine. I suspect policy table to be the problem, as the first line stacks two very wide templates into one line, dragging the rest of the page with it to the right side.

I suggest to break that one line down by one template, and possibly also to use a fixed pixel width for that table.

Alternatively, you could swipe the code from one of the templates and make it more narrow, but that would destroy the side benefits of using an actual template (like having your page show up in "What links there?" from the affected template). -- Spiderzed▋ 21:22, 18 December 2010 (UTC)

Did that do the trick? I am trying to make the group info area better and had to leave for a while before I finished. Its still not really just how I had pictured it, but good enough for the time being. I'm not getting the same effects as you showed in your screen shot even before I changed it, so feedback would be great. Thanks, --Mr Watt 23:53, 18 December 2010 (UTC)

Red background thin black text.

Really, I live the color scheme you have here. I love it so much that whenever I killed the tab everything I saw was blue. Thanks a million, you colorblind bas­tard.--ебут этом гомосексуальные земля́, ebut ėtom gomoseksual'nye zemlя́ ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||_{Retarded things go here -->} 2 3 4 User:MisterGame 07:30, 19 April 2011 (BST)

I can explain. Once you come and look your never supposed to leave. ;)

That's terrible. You're terrible.--ебут этом гомосексуальные земля́, ebut ėtom gomoseksual'nye zemlя́ ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||_{Retarded things go here -->} 2 3 4 User:MisterGame 19:34, 19 April 2011 (BST)

Flattery will get you everywhere with me. Hmm, Watt the Terrible. Got a nice ring to it. --Mr Watt 00:46, 23 April 2011 (BST)

Nice Kill

Nice Kill m8 already posted on the RG Duck J 02:22, 7 January 2012 (UTC)

I've placed your head in a prominent position on my trophy wall. It was a pain collecting the genny and fuel needed for the kill, but well worth it!

how about.

applying some pressure on tzh? they make they best targets because they seem to actually care about being killed.. well hope to see you around. --User:Sexualharrison18:54, 3 May 2012

I am currently working on a PKer mission. Very time/AP consuming. I will add a post on our forums to give others a heads up. Thanks for the heads up.

Misplaced post

I have had to move this post here from my main page because the poster decided to put it as grafitti where it doesn't belong. I'm not saying this person is a moron or anything. I'm just saying that there is a difference between communication and grafitti. The difference is often placement.--Mr Watt 02:34, 5 May 2012 (BST)

Dear Mr. Watt, I would appreciate it if you tried to not murder me again in the future. Cause if you do attempt to, I'll hunt you down and eat your brainz (the little you have left). Yours sincerely, Miss Hyde 22:51, 4 May 2012 (BST)

Dear Miss Hyde, I am unimpressed with your threats. If I see you again I may or may not kill you. It would be as completely arbitrary the second time as it was the first time.

Oh, and you may notice a slight difference in terms. I don't murder. I Kill. You don't murder a mouse. You Kill it.--Mr Watt 02:34, 5 May 2012 (BST)

What is the difference for the dead mouse, I wonder? ... Miss Hyde 10:50, 5 May 2012 (BST)

My ability to use empathy can only be stretched so far. Ever see the movie "Never Cry Wolf."? My memory of the mouse scenes in that movie keep interupting my attemps at seeing things from the side of the mouse.--Mr Watt 04:21, 6 May 2012 (BST)

so sorry.

you were in my way.. with low HP. xoxox --User:Sexualharrison02:37, 17 August 2012

Thanks. I'll make a note that you don't adhere to the Honor Among Thieves Policy --Mr Watt 16:51, 17 August 2012 (BST)

cobra and ck both don't FYI. it depends.... like if you were at full ap i wouldn't have bothered. sometime I throw out heals, and give out revives when i spot a fellow PKer at RP. think of me as a shark. i smell blood it's all over.--User:Sexualharrison13:34, 19 August 2012

What others do or don't do does not effect me......unless they are shooting me. I suppose when I inadvertantly see you while gallivanting around in the wonderful City of Malton I'll have to check my Policies observed section on the PHOBIA page to see if there is any reason not to kill you.......;)--Mr Watt 05:37, 25 August 2012 (BST)

i'll be waiting.--User:Sexualharrison06:47, 25 August 2012

Dear Mr Watt

The Philosophe Knights extend to you an invitation to our forums. We wish to discuss with you an urgent matter of some considerable benefit and enjoyment to both yourself and your group. Please do stop by, and we'll activate your account with all due speed. Praise Knowledge, DT^PK 20:17, 13 October 2012 (BST)

PHOBIA Forums

Please check your forums as soon as possible. You may find something of interest there. -- Spiderzed█ 16:27, 14 October 2012 (BST)

You remembered it was a McZeds!

Your line today about intestinal sauce made me smile, despite the fact that I'm now off to find a needle. I'm sure I'll see you around soon enough. Thanks for the memories and the mission. Squid Boy 14:25, 5 November 2012 (UTC)