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This page is made for people to add memorable profiles seen in game, preserving it for all eternity (or wikiness) to enjoy. You should evaluate the humoristic or artistic quality of the text on your own, and please don't add your own character's profile. Insults and incomprehensible | This page is made for people to add memorable profiles seen in game, preserving it for all eternity (or wikiness) to enjoy. You should evaluate the humoristic or artistic quality of the text on your own, and please don't add your own character's profile. Insults and incomprehensible in-jokes are better left elsewhere, too. For the rest, as long as you saw it in the game, anything goes! | ||
If this amuses you, you might also like: | If this amuses you, you might also like: | ||
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*The [[Amusing Locations in Malton]] list | *The [[Amusing Locations in Malton]] list | ||
*[[Real Men of Genius]] radio commercial series | *[[Real Men of Genius]] radio commercial series | ||
*And if you're desperate for more funny profiles you can try [[Great Profiles/UPH|Unfunny Profile Hell]] | |||
==Andy Warhol== | ==Andy Warhol== | ||
This zombie shambles around in a black turtleneck. For some reason you really want to punch him. | This zombie shambles around in a black turtleneck. For some reason you really want to punch him. | ||
==Aperaham Lincoln== | |||
Looks like the 16th U.S. President--but he has 48 chromosomes! | |||
==Arachnis== | ==Arachnis== | ||
If an infinite amount of Trenchcoaters fired an infinite amount of shotguns at an infinite amount of Zombies, they'd eventually write the greatest literary work ever made in misspellings of "STREETS IS WATCHIN" | |||
==Best Zombie Ever== | ==Best Zombie Ever== | ||
This zombie is seven feet tall and black, so you know he's hung like a warhorse. His eyes shoot lasers straight up all X-Men, and he has a tattoo of your mom on his arm. His blood is raw burning crude oil, and his teeth are made out of guns. Fuck you. | This zombie is seven feet tall and black, so you know he's hung like a warhorse. His eyes shoot lasers straight up all X-Men, and he has a tattoo of your mom on his arm. His blood is raw burning crude oil, and his teeth are made out of guns. Fuck you. | ||
==Brian Pratt== | ==Brian Pratt== | ||
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A mildly-descript survivor. Quite thin, a bit glossy. | A mildly-descript survivor. Quite thin, a bit glossy. | ||
== | ==Criminal Monster== | ||
This survivor is a Republican. When killed, he becomes a soulless, blood-sucking criminal fascist monster. In other words, nothing changes. | |||
==Doktor Schabbs== | |||
year of birth: 1894<br /> | |||
profession: scientist<br /> | |||
Year of death: 1944<br /> | |||
reactivated as a zombie in 2009<br /> | |||
creator: unknown<br /> | |||
instructions: unknown | |||
==Frosty the Snowman== | |||
'''Human:''' He used to be a jolly, happy soul. Now there is a stark, empty blackness to his coal eyes. All of his little freinds have been taken away, and he's looking for some payback. | |||
'''Zombie:''' A top hat rests askew on his weary head. His button nose twitches at the scent of human flesh, a corn-cob pipe dangling carelessly from his mouth... | |||
== | ==Giles Sednik== | ||
He has a cop-style mustache and a hairy chest. Unfortunately you don't notice either, since you find it impossible to take your eyes off his package. | |||
==Harman Spy== | ==Harman Spy== | ||
Do not mind me, little harmanz! I am one of you! Just like you! See? I am not a spy! | Do not mind me, little harmanz! I am one of you! Just like you! See? I am not a spy! | ||
==I AM THE BATMAN== | |||
As you look into the darkness a figure begins to appear, you feel your body freeze as out of the shadows steps a frightening costumed figure.<br /> | |||
While you shake, he screams I AM THE BATMAN then runs the fuck off. | |||
==I LoveToPoop== | ==I LoveToPoop== | ||
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A grim, trenchcoated survivor with plenty of trenchcoats in his trenchcoat. He has a scar across his trenchcoat in the shape of his own ice-cold eyes. In his hands he carries seventy-eight shotguns and nine swords, all wrapped in protective trenchcoats. | A grim, trenchcoated survivor with plenty of trenchcoats in his trenchcoat. He has a scar across his trenchcoat in the shape of his own ice-cold eyes. In his hands he carries seventy-eight shotguns and nine swords, all wrapped in protective trenchcoats. | ||
== | ==Lucky Liveforever== | ||
You look at him, and you just somehow don't think he's going to make it. | |||
== | ==White House== | ||
Vague, confused, stumbling around without a clue. The zombie apocalypse hasn't really changed much. | |||
== | =Add new profiles here= | ||
== | '''Please place your new funny profiles below this header and they will be voted on once we get a few candidates, this is to avoid cluttering up the page like it was before clean-up. If you do not put the profile under this header it will be unceremoniously deleted off the page.''' | ||
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==Dennis Wise== | |||
Dennis is a boss-eyed slack-jawed dwarf with an irritating cheeky chirpy cockney manner. He's wearing a soiled nappy & someone has stapled a Gas Mask to his face. From the instant you see him you want to torture him at length with blunt powertools.<br /> | |||
Group: Ex-Leeds, but still Scum | |||
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=298893] | |||
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== | ==MhrDur== | ||
Murder is the only word this down syndrome zombie child can say, with a goofy grin. | |||
[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1982977 Profile Link]. | |||
Wearing: a torn and blood-soaked white seizure helmet, a torn and blood-soaked black shirt saying Ra tard!, soiled diapers, sitting in a broken wheelchair | |||
===Keep votes=== | |||
#Best overall profile I've seen in quite some time. Especially the outfit <small>-- [[User:Boxy|boxy]] 11:45, 29 March 2012 (BST)</small> | |||
#WOW. Going to hell, but I can't say no. {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/a}} 09:35, 27 September 2012 (BST) | |||
#I shouldn't laugh but still, we need good content. <small>-- [[User:DiamondT]] --</small> | |||
===Reject votes=== | |||
#'''Reject''' - HOW DO YOU TEAR A HELMET, GOOD SIR? · [[User:Amazing|<span style="border-left: 1px solid #aaa; border-top: 1px solid #aaa; border-bottom: 1px solid #aaa; color: #aaa; text-decoration: none; background-color: #eee; padding: 2px 0 2px 2px;">Amazing</span>]][[User_talk:Amazing|<span style="border-right: 1px solid #888; border-top: 1px solid #888; border-bottom: 1px solid #888; color: #eee; text-decoration: none; background-color: #aaa; padding: 2px 2px 2px 0;">phobia</span>]] 06:38, 27 September 2012 (BST) | |||
== | ==umopapisdn== | ||
.ɹoʌıʌɹns ʇdıɹɔsǝp-uou ɐ. [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1365326 Profile Link]. | |||
===Keep Votes=== | |||
#'''Keep''' - Read the name with your head upside-down. {{User:BillyClubThorton/signature}} 19:16, 17 December 2011 (UTC) | |||
#'''Keep''' - per BillyClubThorton. Upside down name, etc. --[[User:Milton|Milton]] 20:00, 19 February 2012 (UTC) | |||
#'''Keep''' - [http://iamscott.net/1330535918646.html ProfileWit] in case he changes his description. --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 17:20, 29 February 2012 (UTC) | |||
#:Is it just me, or does that ProfileWit link link garble his description? <small>-- [[User:Boxy|boxy]] 11:47, 29 March 2012 (BST)</small> | |||
#::It ain't just you. {{User:Chief Seagull/Sig}} 14:19, 29 March 2012 (BST) | |||
#:::Well fuck me... --{{User:Axe Hack/Sig}} 15:50, 29 March 2012 (BST) | |||
#my face when.... :O {{User:DanceDanceRevolution/a}} 09:35, 27 September 2012 (BST) | |||
#yes but upside down for humor <small>-- [[User:DiamondT]] --</small> | |||
== | ===Reject Votes=== | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:Humour]] | ||
Latest revision as of 14:57, 24 November 2019
This page is made for people to add memorable profiles seen in game, preserving it for all eternity (or wikiness) to enjoy. You should evaluate the humoristic or artistic quality of the text on your own, and please don't add your own character's profile. Insults and incomprehensible in-jokes are better left elsewhere, too. For the rest, as long as you saw it in the game, anything goes!
If this amuses you, you might also like:
- Great Graffiti
- Random Public Speeches
- STREETS IS WATCHIN'
- Great Radio Messages
- The Amusing Locations in Malton list
- Real Men of Genius radio commercial series
- And if you're desperate for more funny profiles you can try Unfunny Profile Hell
Andy Warhol
This zombie shambles around in a black turtleneck. For some reason you really want to punch him.
Aperaham Lincoln
Looks like the 16th U.S. President--but he has 48 chromosomes!
Arachnis
If an infinite amount of Trenchcoaters fired an infinite amount of shotguns at an infinite amount of Zombies, they'd eventually write the greatest literary work ever made in misspellings of "STREETS IS WATCHIN"
Best Zombie Ever
This zombie is seven feet tall and black, so you know he's hung like a warhorse. His eyes shoot lasers straight up all X-Men, and he has a tattoo of your mom on his arm. His blood is raw burning crude oil, and his teeth are made out of guns. Fuck you.
Brian Pratt
I go to the bathroom for one minute and all this happens.
Cardboard Cutout
A mildly-descript survivor. Quite thin, a bit glossy.
Criminal Monster
This survivor is a Republican. When killed, he becomes a soulless, blood-sucking criminal fascist monster. In other words, nothing changes.
Doktor Schabbs
year of birth: 1894
profession: scientist
Year of death: 1944
reactivated as a zombie in 2009
creator: unknown
instructions: unknown
Frosty the Snowman
Human: He used to be a jolly, happy soul. Now there is a stark, empty blackness to his coal eyes. All of his little freinds have been taken away, and he's looking for some payback.
Zombie: A top hat rests askew on his weary head. His button nose twitches at the scent of human flesh, a corn-cob pipe dangling carelessly from his mouth...
Giles Sednik
He has a cop-style mustache and a hairy chest. Unfortunately you don't notice either, since you find it impossible to take your eyes off his package.
Harman Spy
Do not mind me, little harmanz! I am one of you! Just like you! See? I am not a spy!
I AM THE BATMAN
As you look into the darkness a figure begins to appear, you feel your body freeze as out of the shadows steps a frightening costumed figure.
While you shake, he screams I AM THE BATMAN then runs the fuck off.
I LoveToPoop
Wearing: A pair of brown trousers
Jacob Bloodspatter
Having been given an incredibly butch name by his katana-toting, treanch coat-sporting, former special forces father, Jake rebelled and became the most foppishly gay swish ever to walk the planet.
Johnny Cabbages
A grim, trenchcoated survivor with plenty of trenchcoats in his trenchcoat. He has a scar across his trenchcoat in the shape of his own ice-cold eyes. In his hands he carries seventy-eight shotguns and nine swords, all wrapped in protective trenchcoats.
Lucky Liveforever
You look at him, and you just somehow don't think he's going to make it.
White House
Vague, confused, stumbling around without a clue. The zombie apocalypse hasn't really changed much.
Add new profiles here
Please place your new funny profiles below this header and they will be voted on once we get a few candidates, this is to avoid cluttering up the page like it was before clean-up. If you do not put the profile under this header it will be unceremoniously deleted off the page.
Dennis Wise
Dennis is a boss-eyed slack-jawed dwarf with an irritating cheeky chirpy cockney manner. He's wearing a soiled nappy & someone has stapled a Gas Mask to his face. From the instant you see him you want to torture him at length with blunt powertools.
Group: Ex-Leeds, but still Scum
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MhrDur
Murder is the only word this down syndrome zombie child can say, with a goofy grin. Profile Link.
Wearing: a torn and blood-soaked white seizure helmet, a torn and blood-soaked black shirt saying Ra tard!, soiled diapers, sitting in a broken wheelchair
Keep votes
- Best overall profile I've seen in quite some time. Especially the outfit -- boxy 11:45, 29 March 2012 (BST)
- WOW. Going to hell, but I can't say no. A ZOMBIE ANT 09:35, 27 September 2012 (BST)
- I shouldn't laugh but still, we need good content. -- User:DiamondT --
Reject votes
umopapisdn
.ɹoʌıʌɹns ʇdıɹɔsǝp-uou ɐ. Profile Link.
Keep Votes
- Keep - Read the name with your head upside-down. Billy Club Thorton T! RR 19:16, 17 December 2011 (UTC)
- Keep - per BillyClubThorton. Upside down name, etc. --Milton 20:00, 19 February 2012 (UTC)
- Keep - ProfileWit in case he changes his description. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 17:20, 29 February 2012 (UTC)
- Is it just me, or does that ProfileWit link link garble his description? -- boxy 11:47, 29 March 2012 (BST)
- It ain't just you. ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ talk 14:19, 29 March 2012 (BST)
- Well fuck me... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 15:50, 29 March 2012 (BST)
- It ain't just you. ~~ Chief Seagull ~~ talk 14:19, 29 March 2012 (BST)
- Is it just me, or does that ProfileWit link link garble his description? -- boxy 11:47, 29 March 2012 (BST)
- my face when.... :O A ZOMBIE ANT 09:35, 27 September 2012 (BST)
- yes but upside down for humor -- User:DiamondT --
