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[[Category:Dead Bunnies]]
The Dead Bunnies is a zombie group that operates in [[Santlerville]].  Our goal is to cause havoc in the city and to yell "GANG BANG!" at helpless humans as we nom on them.
The Dead Bunnies are a chaotic, death-oriented group that operates out of [[Santlerville|'''Bunnyville''']].  We can be found vigilantly maintaining control of our homeland, wreaking havoc in the surrounding nine burbs, touring in search of new survivor populations to annihilate, or nomming your brains out while our hordes eagerly chant "GANG BANG!"


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| style="{{ User:DangerReport/Pashenton }}" align=center width=10% height=10% | [[Pashenton]]
| style="{{ User:DangerReport/Pashenton }}" align=center width=10% height=10% | [[Pashenton|'''Bunnyton''']]
| style="{{ User:DangerReport/Rolt Heights }}" align=center width=10% height=10% | [[Rolt Heights]]
| style="{{ User:DangerReport/Rolt Heights }}" align=center width=10% height=10% | [[Rolt Heights]]
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| style="{{ User:DangerReport/Huntley_Heights }}" align=center width=10% height=10% | [[Huntley Heights]]
| style="{{ User:DangerReport/Huntley_Heights }}" align=center width=10% height=10% | [[Huntley Heights|'''Bunny Heights''']]
| style="{{ User:DangerReport/Santlerville }}" align=center width=10% height=10% | [[Santlerville|'''Bunnyville''']]
| style="{{ User:DangerReport/Santlerville }}" align=center width=10% height=10% | [[Santlerville|'''Bunnyville''']]
| style="{{ User:DangerReport/Gibsonton }}" align=center width=10% height=10% | [[Gibsonton]]
| style="{{ User:DangerReport/Gibsonton }}" align=center width=10% height=10% | [[Gibsonton|'''Rabbiton''']]
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| style="{{ User:DangerReport/Randallbank }}" align=center width=10% height=10% | [[Randallbank]]
| style="{{ User:DangerReport/Randallbank }}" align=center width=10% height=10% | [[Randallbank]]
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| style="{{ User:DangerReport/Heytown }}" align=center width=10% height=10% | [[Heytown|'''Haretown''']]
| style="{{ User:DangerReport/Spracklingbank }}" align=center width=10% height=10% | [[Spracklingbank]]
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|style="text-align: right; width: 12em; vertical-align:top"|'''Group Numbers:'''
|style="text-align: right; width: 12em; vertical-align:top"|'''Group Numbers:'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex" colspan="2"|growing...
|style="padding-left: 1ex" colspan="2"|shrinking...
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|style="text-align: right; width: 12em; vertical-align:top"|'''Leadership:'''
|style="text-align: right; width: 12em; vertical-align:top"|'''Leadership:'''
|style="padding-left: 1ex" colspan="2"|[[User:M4rduK|M4rduK]]
|style="padding-left: 1ex" colspan="2"|[[User:M4rduK|Lord High Field Marshall Ayatollah Duke M5rduK III, Dearest of Dear Leaders, Commander of Air, Land and Sea, Keeper of the Sacred Beaver Pelts Hussein-Jong-Laden]]
[[User:wwwolf|wwwolf]]
[[User:wwwolf|wwwolf]]


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== Missions ==
 
*Prevent humans from enjoying [[Santlerville]].
== ATTENTION LOST BUNNIES ==
*Use strategic locations in the city such as [[Dowdney Mall]] and [[NT]] buildings as our humping grounds.
==== We're getting the band back together ====
*GANG BANG! humans at every opportunity.
It's 106 miles to Bunnyville, we got a full tank of brains, half a flask of blood, it's dark and we're wearing tattered sunglasses.
*Harass other groups in [[Santlerville]] that think their feces has no odor.
Bunnyville has been green for far too long, we've decided to do something about it. This is a call to all lost bunnies to return to our old IRC chan, and come join the fun!
 
== Goals ==
*Prevent humans from enjoying [[Santlerville|'''Bunnyville''']].
*Use strategic locations in the burb such as [[Dowdney Mall]] and the [[NT]] buildings as our humping grounds.
*Endlessly grief other groups in [[Santlerville]] that think their feces has no odor.
*Ruthlessly degrade and GANG BANG! survivors at every opportunity.
 


== Policies ==
== Policies ==
*All land in [[Santlerville]] is zombie territory and all humans will be nom'ed.
*All land in [[Santlerville]] is our territory, period.
*We are happy to [[PK]] when [[Combat Revive]]d.  If you don't like being [[PK]]ed, don't revive us!
*We are happy to [[PK]] when [[Combat Revive]]d.  If you don't like being [[PK]]ed, don't revive us!
*The Dead Bunnies are against [[zerg]]ing and especially against groups that [[zerg]] and then blame it on others.  If you have proof or suspicions of one of our members [[zerg]]ing in Santlerville, please inform us.
*The Dead Bunnies are against [[zerg]]ing and especially against hypocritical groups that [[zerg]] and then blame it on others.  If you have proof or suspicions of one of our members [[zerg]]ing in Santlerville, please inform us.
 
== Fair Tactics ==
{{CFTGroup}}


== Zerg List ==
== Zerg List ==
The following is a list of known [[zerg]]ers working in [[Santlerville]].  The list also includes people who work closely with [[zerg]]ers - we make no distinction between the two.  They should be considered armed (with proxies) and extremely ghey.  We suggest taunting and then killing them.
The following is a list of known [[zerg]]ers working in [[Santlerville]].  The list also includes people who work closely with [[zerg]]ers - we make no distinction between the two.  They should be considered armed (with proxies) and extremely ghey.  We suggest taunting and then killing them.
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1124566 Finnish Valium]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1124566 Finnish Valium]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1214985 Reviving King]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1214985 Reviving King]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1096231 Agent Orangotang]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1096231 Agent Orangotang]
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1270350 Agent Rubber Piggy]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1270350 Agent Rubber Piggy]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1080723 Pete Frampton]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1080723 Pete Frampton]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1077360 Tommy2times]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1077360 Tommy2times]
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* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1104612 The Philly Phanatic]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1104612 The Philly Phanatic]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1101929 Alien Autopsy]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1101929 Alien Autopsy]
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1400407 Nils Jackson]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1400407 Nils Jackson]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=907911 calista griffin]
* [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/04-15-09_0000hrs_PUBLIC/OUT_75-25_zergers_taking__104-32d-e32.html ***Proof for most of the people listed above***]
* [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/04-15-09_0000hrs_PUBLIC/OUT_75-25_zergers_taking__104-32d-e32.html ***Proof for most of the people listed above***]
==== Dribbling Beavers Zerg Update! ====
Beavers still working alongside known zergs:
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1097101 Kitty Attacktack]
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It's funny that this same group of known zergs - supposedly the antithesis of what the Beavers claim to stand for - are always clustered with the main Beaver forces in the two main Beaver strongholds, isn't it?
Shouldnt she be hunting herself ?  OMG Emo Zerg! --[[User:Rottentinfish|Rottentinfish]] 13:13, 21 May 2009 (BST)


== Group History ==
== Group History ==
The Dead Bunnies was founded by M4rduK, who started as a human in a suburb near [[Santlerville]].  After a bit of wandering he made [[Santlerville]] his home and proceeded to level up there and kill zombies.  After acquiring all of the human skills he played as a zombie and began acquiring the zombie skills.  it did not take him long to realize that playing as a zombie was far more enjoyable than playing as a human.  After gaining all of the zombie skills he decided to start a group and get some of his friends to join up.  [[Santlerville]] was chosen as their target as M4rduK was already familiar with the area and there were many strategic locations to nom in.  The original goal of the group was just to take some of the buildings, fight humans, and have fun.  However, soon after starting another group in [[Santlerville]] began an unrelenting smear campaign against us.  As they saw their smear campaign failing they then turned to [[zerg]]ing in an attempt to hold the city - this also failed.  We attempted to play the game "normally" but soon realized that this was impossible in [[Santlerville]] when another group used [[zerg]]s and lies to stop you.  Because of the actions of this other group we have chosen instead to focus solely on causing havoc in the city and annoying other groups. 
The Dead Bunnies was formed as a defense against the abusive groups that previously controlled [[Santlerville]].  By the use of metagaming, zerging, lies, and absurd accusations the humans have been able to hold [[Santlerville]] for way too long considering their incompetent tactics and pitiful numbers.  Through the use of superior tactics, precision timing, and devoted membership The Dead Bunnies have been able to successfully remove the unseemly human element from [[Santlerville]] and once again restore peace and fairness to the area.  Despite the incessant and absurd accusations and cheating by local human groups, the Dead Bunnies have remained vigilant in their mission to uphold justice in [[Santlerville]]!


== Accomplishments ==
== Accomplishments ==
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<sup>1</sup> Seriously, what the hell is going on? 6 days since "Hell is about to rain down you in the form of lead vengeance" was broadcasted. Does lead vengeance consist of us dying of old age??? We're zombies, we're already dead!
<sup>1</sup> Seriously, what the hell is going on? 6 days since "Hell is about to rain down you in the form of lead vengeance" was broadcasted. Does lead vengeance consist of us dying of old age??? We're zombies, we're already dead!
*We took [[Dowdney Mall]] - again.  Then we left - again.  After we left last time some of the human groups tried to claim that they had actually defeated us instead of us just walking out the front door.  Not this time: http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/05-12-09_1100hrs_PUBLIC/IN_76-28_The_Bunnies_lea_e3f-f95-1fb.html --- That's the mall with 7 zombies and 0 humans.  We left, we were not beaten.
*Between may 3rd and May 8th we ruined every building in Heytown (with the help of the [[Undeadites]]).
*Between May 9th and May 21st we ruined every building in Santlerville.  We also took Dowdney twice, at the beginning of the run and again at the end.  It's kind of sad that we have to show proof of us leaving voluntarily, but if we don't other groups will take credit for a victory that they did not earn.  [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/05-22-09_1600hrs_PUBLIC/IN_76-28__920-496-e5e.html Here we are leaving the Mall on our own].  A day or two earlier there were 70+ zombies in the 4 corners, now less than 30 as we are making our way out. 


== Graphs ==
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[[Image:Numbers.jpg|thumb|center|700px|We loves the game we do]]
[[Image:Numbers.jpg|thumb|center|700px|We loves the game we do]]
[[Image:Groupbehavior.jpg|thumb|center|700px|Official report]]


== Guide to Munching [[The Dribbling Beavers|Beaver]] ==
== Guide to Munching [[The Dribbling Beavers|Beaver]] ==
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== Bunnies on Tour!==
== Bunnies on Tour!==
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| [[Image:ontour.jpg|thumb|left|350px|On the road again.<br> I just can't wait to be on the road again. <br> The life I love is nommin' brainz with mah friends. <br> I can't wait to be on the road again.]]
| This section now acts as a pointer to our previous tours, I just didn't have the heart to archive this fantastic image too. Our previous endeavours can be found [[Dead_Bunnies/Previous_Tours|here]].
Past tours include:
* [[Dead_Bunnies/Previous_Tours#Heytown_Humping_Havoc|Heytown Humping Havoc]]
* [[Dead_Bunnies/Previous_Tours#Santlerville Sadism|Santlerville Sadism]]
* [[Dead_Bunnies/Previous_Tours#Raines_Hills_Rampage|Raines Hills Rampage]]
* [[Dead_Bunnies/Previous_Tours#Ramblin.27_Man_.28AKA_The_Buttonville_Buggering.29|The Buttonville Buggering]]
* [[Dead_Bunnies/Previous_Tours#The_Fort_Creedy_Fisting|The Fort Creedy Fisting]]
and our current tour, [[Dead_Bunnies#Santlerville_Sodomization:_We.27ll_show_you_how_it.27s_done|Santlerville Sodomization: We'll show you how it's done]], can be found below.
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== [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3eZ-KgwXkY The Dribbling Beavers: The Wicked Sensitive Crew?] ==
Well it's all gone to hell now the [[The Dribbling Beavers|wimps have gangs]]<br>
Pop punk tough guys with neck tattoos<br>
Well if you guys are hard then I'd rather be soft<br>
Man I gotta find me [[The Dribbling Beavers|some seriously sensitive dudes]]<br>
You gotta shake hands with your feelings<br>
In the [[The Dribbling Beavers|Wicked Sensitive Crew]]<br>
In [[Santlerville|Santlerville]] they called us closed minded<br>
But we know that's simply not true<br>
Yeah we're touchy feely sensitive guys<br>
I ain't ashamed I cried when [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAktUVx4Hts Mickey died in Rocky II]<br>
In [[Heytown|Heytown]] they misunderstood us<br>
They called us thugs and mean-spirited types<br>
Yeah we might not be [[Zombie|Human]]<br>
And we sure ain't vegan<br>
But do thugs have posters on their bedroom wall of [http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/mirror/sep2003/6/2/00088950-2825-1F60-A14680C328EC0000.jpg the dude from the Darkness in a creepy meat suit zippered so low you can practically see his...]<br>
I don't know nothing about no meat suit<br>
but I'll tell you there's one town that's ahead of the times<br>
Man, they know what's up for sure<br>
You see it's home to the godfather of love<br>
The bald little man who started it all<br>
One [[User:M4rduK|Hannibal "M4rduK" Smith]]<br>
You gotta shake hands with your feelings<br>
[http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u94/toetagger/graver/Dawn08.jpg We've got a big hug waiting for you]
== Coming Soon To A Suburb Near You ==
[[Image:db5.png|thumb|center|353px|"Oi, issa best film oy's done since Da Transpor'a Paht Crank: Da Deafrace. Innit?]]
== Santlerville Sodomization: We showed you how it's done ==
====Welcome Home Triumphant Heroes====
[[Image:bandobros.jpg|thumb|center|1016px|True Heroes]]
You fought bravely, and were victorious in your efforts to liberate Santlerville from the oppressive Griffin regime.
For that I thank you.
You have shown courage and determination under fire and constant cowardly sneak attacks and I could not have asked for better brothers in arms. You were faced with a well-oiled propaganda machine which has had years to gain a foothold, and as the Beavers ran to the hills at our approach you showed Santlerville the truth with style and applomb.
Be proud of what you have achieved here today Bunnies. We have shown that Santlerville no longer belongs to the Dribbling Beavers, with their zealotry and cowardice, but to the free zombies.
To Kittithaj. When your resistance is organised, I'd like nothing more than to see you take us on. Whoever you are and whatever team you represent you showed more leadership in one radio broadcast than we've ever seen from the The Beavers and the UBCS. We look forward to seeing more of you in the future.
To Calista Griffin. I hear Shearbank is looking for street sweepers. Perhaps you and your gang could apply over there. I'm sure they'd overlook the fact that you're all addled in the brainpan if you smile nicely enough,
:You have been giving me too much credit. Seriously, what I broadcasted was just common sense. Why waiting for revival in a Very Dangerous suburb with 50-60 zombies shambling around? If I ever find myself in that situation, I always move out to a safer suburb. And I was naive enough to give out my base of operation, only to see it destroyed 2 days after.
:Although I ''had'' a happy time helping [[Dulston Alliance]], I always play as a lone freelance survivor, and prefer to stay under the radar (frankly, every time I make myself known over the radio, trouble follows.) So don't expect me to lead any resistance. I'll leave it to the Beavers to take back Santlerville. It's ''their'' suburb, after all. I myself will try to organize people for revive runs. That's the most information you'll get from me. -- [[User:Kittithaj|Kittithaj]] 20:17, 26 July 2009 (BST)
::Correction - it's OUR suburb! --[[User:M4rduK|M4rduK]] 18:50, 3 August 2009 (BST)
====Here's how we liberated Santlerville:====
The beavers like to change the goalposts. We take the NT buildings, the mall is the important one to defend. We take the mall and the NT buildings are the important ones. Their latest defence in explaining their constant retreating? It doesn't count unless you take all the resource points.
So we did. We had them all ruined at the same time as challenged (The iwitness reports collected are between 20:59 BST and 21:49 BST - the time required for bunnies to come online and get the reports needed). We ruined the hospitals ([http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/07-23-09_2100hrs_PRIVATE/IN_70-25__4c6-534-84b.html St Spyridon's Hospital], [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/07-23-09_2100hrs_PRIVATE/IN_70-27__227-f96-1d3.html St Matthew's Hospital], [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/07-23-09_2100hrs_PRIVATE/IN_74-24__928-7bf-dc6.html St Columbanus's Hospital] and [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/07-23-09_2100hrs_PUBLIC/IN_78-28__2b0-5e1-d9a.html St. Boniface's Hospital]), the NT buildings ([http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/07-23-09_2100hrs_PUBLIC/IN_75-25__4d3-c48-f6b.html the Hall Building] and [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/07-23-09_2100hrs_PUBLIC/IN_74-28_too_easy_706-844-59f.html the Dewes Building]), Police Departments ([http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/07-23-09_2000hrs_PUBLIC/IN_78-22__4d4-b16-f8e.html Cotterrell Crescent Police Dept]), fire stations ([http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/07-23-09_2100hrs_PRIVATE/IN_71-26__894-82e-916.html Burrough Row Fire Station] and [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/07-23-09_2100hrs_PUBLIC/IN_71-28__6f4-b08-4b4.html Dennis Row Fire Station]) and even a mall (Dowdney Mall [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/07-23-09_2100hrs_PUBLIC/IN_75-28__fd5-80f-18d.html NW], [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/07-23-09_2100hrs_PUBLIC/IN_76-28__471-f26-a49.html NE], [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/07-23-09_2100hrs_PUBLIC/IN_75-29__5d1-0fb-4db.html SW], [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/07-23-09_2100hrs_PUBLIC/IN_76-29__b07-e69-2d2.html SE]). We can't wait to hear why this doesn't count and what it really means to ruin Santlerville. During all of this the beavers have stayed true to their tactics and buggered off at the first sight of even a single bunny.
People of Santlerville! if you see a beaver you can be sure they won't be there if the barricades come down.
Oh and so is [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/07-23-09_2200hrs_PUBLIC/IN_77-25__d4c-5bf-5eb.html Heckworthy Towers], just for good measure. Can't have you fuckers sending sms as you run away!
We have now completed round 3 of the sodomization! Buildings were changed to a darker green as we ruined them. :)
{{User:Roorgh/BunnyvilleMap_II}}
== Current Activities ==
Dowdney Mall on June 28th!
As we have been advertising, we will be attacking the Mall tonight, June 28th sometime in the evening (GMT).  We suggest you be present to defend it!  We've been announcing it for 2 days in advance, so we expect there to be some resistance this time...
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdD0j6wmMNc Let's go to the MALL!]
UPDATE:
The mall fell in 2 days...
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Dewes Doomsday:
As promised for 2 days in advance, we attacked Dewes on June 30th.  Despite claims of "showing us the meaning of the word defense", the building was ruined in one evening.
It did result in some humorous comments and radio chatter though:
-- calista griffin said "lemonx, the mall's easy to take. to them, since it took them 4 or 5 months to figure out that malls are weak, signifies victory. we hold the line here and show them the meaning of the word defense. keep the cades up and they can't do squat."
-- Ron Yeats broadcast "Malls are for poofs, Dewes is where the real men are!"
-- Trent Paltry said "bunnies came back last night... it's easy to take a mall. :)"
-- calista griffin said "frank's right. just keep cading and cr or shoot them out of here if they get in. keep the cades up or keep the break in's small and we've got this covered. they left last time because they couldn't break us. pay their radio shenanigans no mind."
--  Cassoulet said "Whatch cades, grab any of Calista's sammiches if any left, and slap every Bunny stepping in. With special attention to genny when one's inside. But cades as a priority. The less they get in, the angrier they are, the funnier it is for us!"
Then, after we took Dewes in record time:
--  calista griffin broadcast "all bldgs except for dewes nt are currently safe in the burb"
-- calista griffin broadcast "dowdney mall, hall nt. that says it all."
So first the mall is a joke and Dewes is where it's at.  Then as soon as Dewes falls it's "well the mall is ok...so we win!"
Good times. :D
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'''Dewes, Hall, and Dowdney ruined!'''
There was some chatter on the radio that perhaps the goals we were setting were lame...so we set out to see what we could do!  I think that ruining [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/07-03-09_0200hrs_PUBLIC/IN_74-28__4d3-6d8-cd9.html Dewes], [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/07-03-09_0200hrs_PRIVATE/IN_75-25__8e7-e1c-0e7.html The Hall Building], and [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/07-03-09_0200hrs_PUBLIC/IN_75-29__37a-b84-031.html all four corners of the Mall], all at the same time, is impressive.  Considering that a couple of days ago [[calista griffin]] reported that [[Santlerville]] was ok because Hall and Dowdney were still up - and now both are ruined along with Dewes - I'd say we're doing ok. ;)
--Oi, oy fink she jus' needs a good knobbin', now donnit? eiver that, or some koinda beau'y ferrapist to sort out those fock'n eyebrows. --[[User:Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam|Jason &#39;Fock&#39;n&#39; Stafam]] 23:50, 3 July 2009 (BST)
== UBCS, We Hardley Knew Ye! ==
So it would seem that the UBCS is pulling out of Bunnyville to concentrate their efforts in less taxing suburbs. We'd like to say we found you as worthy adversaries as you found us but, well we all know [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Talk:Dead_Bunnies#Practice_what_you_preach that isn't true.]
Instead we would like to say that we've come to regard you as.....people we met.
Luckily for the rest of you we found these exclusive pictures stolen from the secret file under [[User:Haliman111|Haliman111's]] bed marked 'Top Sekrit, do not tuch! No girls!':
[[Image:VisionCon2007002.jpg|thumb|center|353px|The missions in the north west shall be treacherous.]][[Image:Ubcs_06.jpg|thumb|center|353px|We will need clean uniforms and many pop tarts.]]
UBCS: Killing zeds....one assumes.
== Dead Bunnies Summer Vacation Road Trip ==
As recently announced on the radio, The Dead Bunnies are going on an extended road trip away from Santlerville.  It was a tough decision as we have thoroughly enjoyed keeping Santlerville in a constant state of ruin over the past month, but there comes a time when you have to give the humans a chance to catch their breath - and that time is now.  We plan to be gone for 2-4 weeks, but we WILL be back.  We, of course, will announce our return as early as possible - perhaps even providing the exact date, time, and location so that the "protectors" of Santlerville can put up a somewhat respectable fight.  Although at this point we're not sure if the Dribbling Beavers would take the revelation of our exact place and time of return as a sign to retreat or a sign to stand and fight...  Anyway, we're leaving on the evening of the 15th - so all you humans who have been hiding in fear can get prepared for your shameful return to the ruins that were once Santlerville!
Stay tuned to this area for updates on our location and progress.
:Just to be clear. Once we leave you don't win simply because you slunk back in and killed a single feral zombie to retake the mall. We've shown you're not very good at this defending malarkey so don't pretend this is somehow a victory beyond your typical cowardice. --[[User:Roorgh|Roorgh]] 19:30, 13 August 2009 (BST)
::Also, if any o' you blokes foind moy shir' can you leave it onna 'anga for when oy gets back? Summa is almost ova, and oy sometimes get a little fock'n chilly inna winta. Fanks. (Oy's only jokin' but the birds love aww dat sensitive bollocks, now donnit?) --[[User:Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam|Jason &#39;Fock&#39;n&#39; Stafam]] 19:35, 13 August 2009 (BST)
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Here's an update of our road trip so far!


[[Image:ontour.jpg|thumb|center|500px|On the road again.<br>
[[Image:Bunnies_vacation.png]]
I just can't wait to be on the road again. <br>
The life I love is nommin' brainz with mah friends. <br>
I can't wait to be on the road again.]]


After waiting, and waiting, and waiting for the Beavers to rain hell upon us in the form of lead vengeance, we recieved an invitation from the Undeadites to come and join them for some joint nomming down south. It was just lovely really, it had gilt edges and calligraphy and everything. Oh and the stock it was printed on! Divine! You could tell a lot of work had gone into it.  
We started off by checking out [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/08-15-09_2200hrs_PUBLIC/IN_61-7_Rodges_SE_Corne_7ed-f52-359.html Rodges Stadium] and [[Curton_Mansion]] in [[Chancelwood]].  Unfortunately both were basically already empty, so there wasn't much to nom on there.


I'm digressing. To make a long story short, there's only so long you can wait for a nice bit of beaver.
We then headed down to [[Roachtown]] and checked out [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/08-16-09_0200hrs_PRIVATE/IN_52-37_Alner_Mansion_R_180-f01-740.html Alner mansion]. but again, not many noms to be had.


Don't fret though [[The Dribbling Beavers|Dribblers]]. We won't leave you alone for too long. We shall return when we're done with our little road trip. And then you can get back to your normal life of not retaking the mall. Toodles!
After that we made our way to [[Bunney Street Police Dept]] to see [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/08-16-09_2200hrs_PUBLIC/IN_51-51__35f-9af-3b5.html how many bunnies we could pack into it]!


== Heytown Humping Havoc ==
From Bunney Street PD we headed to [[Barrville]] where we destroyed all of the resource buildings and [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/08-16-09_2300hrs_PUBLIC/IN_47-44_SW_Floyde_Stadi_f04-6c6-0b1.html checked out Floyd Stadium], which was already ruined. :(


Started May 3rd 2009 - The first mission on our road trip is called Heytown Humping Havoc!  During this leg of the road trip we are going to ruin every building in Heytown!  We'll keep you updated on our progress and perhaps give you some reviews of the local culinary delights!
Next up, [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/08-19-09_2300hrs_PUBLIC/IN_43-31__3d6-783-f37.html The City Zoo]!  Again, there wasn't much in the way of noms here, but we cleaned it out.


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We decided to visit [[East Becktown]] next, home of such tards as haliman111.  There were already some other zombies there causing trouble, but we went through and ruined every single building over the course of 4 days and managed to find and kill haliman 2 or 3 times as well!
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Next on the list was [[Caiger Mall]]. We ruined the entire mall, along with all of the surrounding buildings. Apparently in the feeding frenzy we forgot to get any iwitness's of it though...  
i.e. [[Club Hesse]] would become [[Club Hesse]]<br>[http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/blahblah.html RIP 05.05.09]


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After [[Caiger Mall]] we headed down to the south-west section of Malton to see if we could get rid of some of that green!  We're currently in [[Old Arkham]] where there is plenty of noms, and have a couple more stops scheduled in that area before we start making our way back towards [[Santlerville]].
:Oi! dat's not all! Bloody look at what oy fock'n [[Statham Walk Railway Station | found!]] --[[User:Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam|Jason &#39;Fock&#39;n&#39; Stafam]] 19:41, 9 September 2009 (BST)


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== <del>The Bunnies go human!</del> ==
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<del>That's right folks, you heard it here second, or maybe third, but either way the Dead Bunnies are going living! We're taking over the Dewes Building and it's now a Rotter Revive Point for all those poor rotters out there that simply can't catch a break.</del>
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:This proved to be even more boring then holding Santlerville from the beavers, and thus did not last long.
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The Dead Bunnies are a chaotic, death-oriented group that operates out of Bunnyville. We can be found vigilantly maintaining control of our homeland, wreaking havoc in the surrounding nine burbs, touring in search of new survivor populations to annihilate, or nomming your brains out while our hordes eagerly chant "GANG BANG!"

The Dead Bunnies
Deadbunnies.jpg
Raines Hills Bunnyton Rolt Heights
Bunny Heights Bunnyville Rabbiton
Randallbank Haretown Spracklingbank
Abbreviation: tDB
Group Numbers: shrinking...
Leadership: Lord High Field Marshall Ayatollah Duke M5rduK III, Dearest of Dear Leaders, Commander of Air, Land and Sea, Keeper of the Sacred Beaver Pelts Hussein-Jong-Laden

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Goals: Cause mayhem in Santlerville
Recruitment Policy: We are not recruiting
Contact: None


ATTENTION LOST BUNNIES

We're getting the band back together

It's 106 miles to Bunnyville, we got a full tank of brains, half a flask of blood, it's dark and we're wearing tattered sunglasses. Bunnyville has been green for far too long, we've decided to do something about it. This is a call to all lost bunnies to return to our old IRC chan, and come join the fun!

Goals

  • Prevent humans from enjoying Bunnyville.
  • Use strategic locations in the burb such as Dowdney Mall and the NT buildings as our humping grounds.
  • Endlessly grief other groups in Santlerville that think their feces has no odor.
  • Ruthlessly degrade and GANG BANG! survivors at every opportunity.


Policies

  • All land in Santlerville is our territory, period.
  • We are happy to PK when Combat Revived. If you don't like being PKed, don't revive us!
  • The Dead Bunnies are against zerging and especially against hypocritical groups that zerg and then blame it on others. If you have proof or suspicions of one of our members zerging in Santlerville, please inform us.

Fair Tactics

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Zerg List

The following is a list of known zergers working in Santlerville. The list also includes people who work closely with zergers - we make no distinction between the two. They should be considered armed (with proxies) and extremely ghey. We suggest taunting and then killing them.


Dribbling Beavers Zerg Update!

Beavers still working alongside known zergs:

It's funny that this same group of known zergs - supposedly the antithesis of what the Beavers claim to stand for - are always clustered with the main Beaver forces in the two main Beaver strongholds, isn't it?

Shouldnt she be hunting herself ? OMG Emo Zerg! --Rottentinfish 13:13, 21 May 2009 (BST)

Group History

The Dead Bunnies was formed as a defense against the abusive groups that previously controlled Santlerville. By the use of metagaming, zerging, lies, and absurd accusations the humans have been able to hold Santlerville for way too long considering their incompetent tactics and pitiful numbers. Through the use of superior tactics, precision timing, and devoted membership The Dead Bunnies have been able to successfully remove the unseemly human element from Santlerville and once again restore peace and fairness to the area. Despite the incessant and absurd accusations and cheating by local human groups, the Dead Bunnies have remained vigilant in their mission to uphold justice in Santlerville!

Accomplishments

  • From the beginning of March 2009 until mid April 2009 we took The Hall Building at will and held it for days at a time. The humans soon realized that they could not stop us with guns and turned to Combat Revives instead. However, this soon failed as well. In a last ditch effort the humans began attacking with an army of Combat Reviving zergs that were able to install a genny and then revive and dump a group of 40+ zombies in a matter of 3-4 minutes. The army of zergs was then used to meatshield the building. Even with these extreme tactics the Dead Bunnies were able to repeatedly retake The Hall Building, but eventually grew bored of it and moved on.
  • On April 18th, 2009 we attacked Dowdney Mall and it went down faster than an out of work actress looking for last months rent. We have successfully held it since that date (currently May 2nd1) with little problem. We suspect that the delay in an attempt at retaking the mall is due to the human's efforts to organize another (larger) zerg army.
    • UPDATE
After two weeks we finally got tired of waiting for the Beavers to fight back and left the Mall. If their tactic was to bore us to death, they succeeded.

1 Seriously, what the hell is going on? 6 days since "Hell is about to rain down you in the form of lead vengeance" was broadcasted. Does lead vengeance consist of us dying of old age??? We're zombies, we're already dead!

  • Between may 3rd and May 8th we ruined every building in Heytown (with the help of the Undeadites).
  • Between May 9th and May 21st we ruined every building in Santlerville. We also took Dowdney twice, at the beginning of the run and again at the end. It's kind of sad that we have to show proof of us leaving voluntarily, but if we don't other groups will take credit for a victory that they did not earn. Here we are leaving the Mall on our own. A day or two earlier there were 70+ zombies in the 4 corners, now less than 30 as we are making our way out.

Graphs

Oh noes! we don't care!
We loves the game we do
Official report

Guide to Munching Beaver

Are you a zombie in the Santlerville area? One of the groups you will possibly encounter are the Dribbling Beavers. We have history with this particular group so let us walk you through the dining experience.

  • Calista Griffin. The parietal lobe is highly active despite its small size. There is a distinct bitter taste to this brain, possibly akin to sucking on a lemon or two.
  • Rocky Road. This brain is quite tough. We recommend boiling for a couple of hours and using in a stew. If you're missing your incisors have an axe on standby to soften.
  • Nehcrum. Fairly bland to be honest. It's like eating a moderate portion of plain rice - it'll fill you up for a while but you'd rather find something more exciting.
  • Falco94. According to the Beavers this one is on the young side, which probably explains the lamb-like taste to these brains. Quite tender, the tissue has yet to toughen up, making this a tasty snack. If Falco94 is lamb does that make Calista mutton?...
  • Alexander Abramov. Tastes a bit fowl, with a hint of potato.
  • Nils Jackson. Reminds us of chicken. If you remember back to when you were alive, you might remember how many things tasted like chicken. Nils tastes awfully like Tommy2times, blindedwithscience and mrscientistman for reasons we're not sure of yet...


Bunnies on Tour!

On the road again.
I just can't wait to be on the road again.
The life I love is nommin' brainz with mah friends.
I can't wait to be on the road again.
 This section now acts as a pointer to our previous tours, I just didn't have the heart to archive this fantastic image too. Our previous endeavours can be found here.

Past tours include:

and our current tour, Santlerville Sodomization: We'll show you how it's done, can be found below.

The Dribbling Beavers: The Wicked Sensitive Crew?

Well it's all gone to hell now the wimps have gangs
Pop punk tough guys with neck tattoos
Well if you guys are hard then I'd rather be soft
Man I gotta find me some seriously sensitive dudes

You gotta shake hands with your feelings
In the Wicked Sensitive Crew

In Santlerville they called us closed minded
But we know that's simply not true
Yeah we're touchy feely sensitive guys
I ain't ashamed I cried when Mickey died in Rocky II

In Heytown they misunderstood us
They called us thugs and mean-spirited types
Yeah we might not be Human
And we sure ain't vegan
But do thugs have posters on their bedroom wall of the dude from the Darkness in a creepy meat suit zippered so low you can practically see his...

I don't know nothing about no meat suit
but I'll tell you there's one town that's ahead of the times
Man, they know what's up for sure
You see it's home to the godfather of love
The bald little man who started it all
One Hannibal "M4rduK" Smith

You gotta shake hands with your feelings
We've got a big hug waiting for you

Coming Soon To A Suburb Near You

"Oi, issa best film oy's done since Da Transpor'a Paht Crank: Da Deafrace. Innit?

Santlerville Sodomization: We showed you how it's done

Welcome Home Triumphant Heroes

True Heroes

You fought bravely, and were victorious in your efforts to liberate Santlerville from the oppressive Griffin regime. For that I thank you.

You have shown courage and determination under fire and constant cowardly sneak attacks and I could not have asked for better brothers in arms. You were faced with a well-oiled propaganda machine which has had years to gain a foothold, and as the Beavers ran to the hills at our approach you showed Santlerville the truth with style and applomb.

Be proud of what you have achieved here today Bunnies. We have shown that Santlerville no longer belongs to the Dribbling Beavers, with their zealotry and cowardice, but to the free zombies.

To Kittithaj. When your resistance is organised, I'd like nothing more than to see you take us on. Whoever you are and whatever team you represent you showed more leadership in one radio broadcast than we've ever seen from the The Beavers and the UBCS. We look forward to seeing more of you in the future.

To Calista Griffin. I hear Shearbank is looking for street sweepers. Perhaps you and your gang could apply over there. I'm sure they'd overlook the fact that you're all addled in the brainpan if you smile nicely enough,

You have been giving me too much credit. Seriously, what I broadcasted was just common sense. Why waiting for revival in a Very Dangerous suburb with 50-60 zombies shambling around? If I ever find myself in that situation, I always move out to a safer suburb. And I was naive enough to give out my base of operation, only to see it destroyed 2 days after.
Although I had a happy time helping Dulston Alliance, I always play as a lone freelance survivor, and prefer to stay under the radar (frankly, every time I make myself known over the radio, trouble follows.) So don't expect me to lead any resistance. I'll leave it to the Beavers to take back Santlerville. It's their suburb, after all. I myself will try to organize people for revive runs. That's the most information you'll get from me. -- Kittithaj 20:17, 26 July 2009 (BST)
Correction - it's OUR suburb! --M4rduK 18:50, 3 August 2009 (BST)

Here's how we liberated Santlerville:

The beavers like to change the goalposts. We take the NT buildings, the mall is the important one to defend. We take the mall and the NT buildings are the important ones. Their latest defence in explaining their constant retreating? It doesn't count unless you take all the resource points.

So we did. We had them all ruined at the same time as challenged (The iwitness reports collected are between 20:59 BST and 21:49 BST - the time required for bunnies to come online and get the reports needed). We ruined the hospitals (St Spyridon's Hospital, St Matthew's Hospital, St Columbanus's Hospital and St. Boniface's Hospital), the NT buildings (the Hall Building and the Dewes Building), Police Departments (Cotterrell Crescent Police Dept), fire stations (Burrough Row Fire Station and Dennis Row Fire Station) and even a mall (Dowdney Mall NW, NE, SW, SE). We can't wait to hear why this doesn't count and what it really means to ruin Santlerville. During all of this the beavers have stayed true to their tactics and buggered off at the first sight of even a single bunny.

People of Santlerville! if you see a beaver you can be sure they won't be there if the barricades come down.

Oh and so is Heckworthy Towers, just for good measure. Can't have you fuckers sending sms as you run away!


We have now completed round 3 of the sodomization! Buildings were changed to a darker green as we ruined them. :)


The Malton Suburb of Bunnyville
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wasteland Elswood Bank
RIP 11.07.09
20.07.09
24.07.09
05.08.09 		the Stower Building
RIP 11.07.09
20.07.09
24.07.09
05.08.09 		Elgar Bank
RIP 10.07.09
20.07.09
24.07.09
05.08.09 		the Holmshaw Hotel
RIP 10.07.09
20.07.09
24.07.09
04.08.09 		Pullinger Boulevard Wain Auto Repair
RIP 10.07.09
20.07.09
24.07.09
04.08.09 		Ledward Auto Repair
RIP 10.07.09
19.07.09
24.07.09
04.08.09 		Club Pledger
RIP 09.07.09
19.07.09
24.07.09
04.08.09 		wasteland
Grime Walk Brearley Way Stallworthy Row Willington Row a junkyard Heskins Walk the Fishlock Monument the Cosenes Building
RIP 10.07.09
19.07.09
24.07.09
04.08.09 		wasteland a factory
RIP 09.07.09
19.07.09
24.07.09
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Timmins Place a junkyard the Knight Arms
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05.08.09 		Elbro Drive Brassington Plaza St. Simplicius's Church
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045.08.09 		Thicke Towers
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04.08.09 		Club Birch
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04.08.09 		Cotterrell Crescent Police Department
RIP 08.07.09
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04.08.09 		Beer Place School
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04.08.09
the Gaskell Building
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06.08.09 		the Oxley Building
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05.08.09 		Bythesea Alley Wharton Towers
RIP 10.07.09
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05.08.09 		Cookesley Avenue Hands Row Chester Alley Sleeman Row Appelby Park Hambro Lane
Club Routh
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07.08.09 		Club Bowerman
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07.08.09 		Jarvie Road Forrest Park St. Columbanus's Hospital
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05.08.09 		Fox Street the Finch Monument a junkyard Botting Towers
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04.08.09 		Sturmey Row
St. Spyridon's Hospital
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07.08.09 		Grene Boulevard Steel Crescent Fliney Avenue Yandle Plaza the Hall Building
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03.08.09 		Novell Walk Heckworthy Towers
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03.08.09 		Waddon Towers
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03.08.09 		Braker Cinema
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Peden Drive Burrough Row Fire Station
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07.08.09 		Tewkesbury Square Pinchin Avenue a junkyard the Goodridge Building
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03.08.09 		the Sweatman Motel
RIP 04.07.09
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03.08.09 		St. Emelia's Church
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03.08.09 		a cemetery Franks Grove
St. Matthew's Hospital
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06.08.09 		Club Shelley
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07.08.09 		a warehouse
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07.08.09 		the Binning Monument wasteland a carpark Chivers Avenue the Anthony Building
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03.08.09 		the Pace Monument Ayling Road School
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18.07.09
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Paice Street Dennis Row Fire Station
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21.07.09
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07.08.09 		Bowyer Auto Repair
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25.07.09
07.08.09 		Syme Avenue the Dewes Building
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03.08.09 		Dowdney Mall
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14.07.09
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03.08.09 		Dowdney Mall
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03.08.09 		Marston Walk St. Boniface's Hospital
R.I.P 06.07.09
18.07.09
23.07.09
03.08.09 		St. Wilfrid's Church
RIP 06.07.09
18.07.09
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Pincoffs Boulevard Gable Crescent Railway Station
RIP 11.07.09
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07.08.09 		Dwelly Alley Fortune Street Austwick Square Dowdney Mall
RIP 04.07.09
14.07.09
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03.08.09 		Dowdney Mall
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14.07.09
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03.08.09 		wasteland Popham Auto Repair
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03.08.09 		wasteland
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Current Activities

Dowdney Mall on June 28th!

As we have been advertising, we will be attacking the Mall tonight, June 28th sometime in the evening (GMT). We suggest you be present to defend it! We've been announcing it for 2 days in advance, so we expect there to be some resistance this time...

Let's go to the MALL!

UPDATE:

The mall fell in 2 days...

Dewes Doomsday:

As promised for 2 days in advance, we attacked Dewes on June 30th. Despite claims of "showing us the meaning of the word defense", the building was ruined in one evening.

It did result in some humorous comments and radio chatter though:

-- calista griffin said "lemonx, the mall's easy to take. to them, since it took them 4 or 5 months to figure out that malls are weak, signifies victory. we hold the line here and show them the meaning of the word defense. keep the cades up and they can't do squat."

-- Ron Yeats broadcast "Malls are for poofs, Dewes is where the real men are!"

-- Trent Paltry said "bunnies came back last night... it's easy to take a mall. :)"

-- calista griffin said "frank's right. just keep cading and cr or shoot them out of here if they get in. keep the cades up or keep the break in's small and we've got this covered. they left last time because they couldn't break us. pay their radio shenanigans no mind."

-- Cassoulet said "Whatch cades, grab any of Calista's sammiches if any left, and slap every Bunny stepping in. With special attention to genny when one's inside. But cades as a priority. The less they get in, the angrier they are, the funnier it is for us!"

Then, after we took Dewes in record time:

-- calista griffin broadcast "all bldgs except for dewes nt are currently safe in the burb"

-- calista griffin broadcast "dowdney mall, hall nt. that says it all."

So first the mall is a joke and Dewes is where it's at. Then as soon as Dewes falls it's "well the mall is ok...so we win!"

Good times. :D

Dewes, Hall, and Dowdney ruined!

There was some chatter on the radio that perhaps the goals we were setting were lame...so we set out to see what we could do! I think that ruining Dewes, The Hall Building, and all four corners of the Mall, all at the same time, is impressive. Considering that a couple of days ago calista griffin reported that Santlerville was ok because Hall and Dowdney were still up - and now both are ruined along with Dewes - I'd say we're doing ok. ;)


--Oi, oy fink she jus' needs a good knobbin', now donnit? eiver that, or some koinda beau'y ferrapist to sort out those fock'n eyebrows. --Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 23:50, 3 July 2009 (BST)


UBCS, We Hardley Knew Ye!

So it would seem that the UBCS is pulling out of Bunnyville to concentrate their efforts in less taxing suburbs. We'd like to say we found you as worthy adversaries as you found us but, well we all know that isn't true.

Instead we would like to say that we've come to regard you as.....people we met.

Luckily for the rest of you we found these exclusive pictures stolen from the secret file under Haliman111's bed marked 'Top Sekrit, do not tuch! No girls!':

The missions in the north west shall be treacherous.
We will need clean uniforms and many pop tarts.

UBCS: Killing zeds....one assumes.


Dead Bunnies Summer Vacation Road Trip

As recently announced on the radio, The Dead Bunnies are going on an extended road trip away from Santlerville. It was a tough decision as we have thoroughly enjoyed keeping Santlerville in a constant state of ruin over the past month, but there comes a time when you have to give the humans a chance to catch their breath - and that time is now. We plan to be gone for 2-4 weeks, but we WILL be back. We, of course, will announce our return as early as possible - perhaps even providing the exact date, time, and location so that the "protectors" of Santlerville can put up a somewhat respectable fight. Although at this point we're not sure if the Dribbling Beavers would take the revelation of our exact place and time of return as a sign to retreat or a sign to stand and fight... Anyway, we're leaving on the evening of the 15th - so all you humans who have been hiding in fear can get prepared for your shameful return to the ruins that were once Santlerville!

Stay tuned to this area for updates on our location and progress.

Just to be clear. Once we leave you don't win simply because you slunk back in and killed a single feral zombie to retake the mall. We've shown you're not very good at this defending malarkey so don't pretend this is somehow a victory beyond your typical cowardice. --Roorgh 19:30, 13 August 2009 (BST)
Also, if any o' you blokes foind moy shir' can you leave it onna 'anga for when oy gets back? Summa is almost ova, and oy sometimes get a little fock'n chilly inna winta. Fanks. (Oy's only jokin' but the birds love aww dat sensitive bollocks, now donnit?) --Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 19:35, 13 August 2009 (BST)

Here's an update of our road trip so far!

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We started off by checking out Rodges Stadium and Curton_Mansion in Chancelwood. Unfortunately both were basically already empty, so there wasn't much to nom on there.

We then headed down to Roachtown and checked out Alner mansion. but again, not many noms to be had.

After that we made our way to Bunney Street Police Dept to see how many bunnies we could pack into it!

From Bunney Street PD we headed to Barrville where we destroyed all of the resource buildings and checked out Floyd Stadium, which was already ruined. :(

Next up, The City Zoo! Again, there wasn't much in the way of noms here, but we cleaned it out.

We decided to visit East Becktown next, home of such tards as haliman111. There were already some other zombies there causing trouble, but we went through and ruined every single building over the course of 4 days and managed to find and kill haliman 2 or 3 times as well!

Next on the list was Caiger Mall. We ruined the entire mall, along with all of the surrounding buildings. Apparently in the feeding frenzy we forgot to get any iwitness's of it though...

After Caiger Mall we headed down to the south-west section of Malton to see if we could get rid of some of that green! We're currently in Old Arkham where there is plenty of noms, and have a couple more stops scheduled in that area before we start making our way back towards Santlerville.

Oi! dat's not all! Bloody look at what oy fock'n found! --Jason 'Fock'n' Stafam 19:41, 9 September 2009 (BST)

The Bunnies go human!

That's right folks, you heard it here second, or maybe third, but either way the Dead Bunnies are going living! We're taking over the Dewes Building and it's now a Rotter Revive Point for all those poor rotters out there that simply can't catch a break.

This proved to be even more boring then holding Santlerville from the beavers, and thus did not last long.
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