User talk:Sarah Silverman

I made contact with the Downeys

They are interested in joining forces against Soap Opera Hospital. We will be a formidable team!

You Win

Yes. I lied about leaving to get you to leave us alone. It didn't work. You obviously care a great deal about making my life just a little less fun. So take it then. Kill me all you want. We're not going to do anything about it. Just please leave the others out of it. Its me you're so hell-bent on destroying, so have the moxie to come after ME, and me alone. Izumi Again 03:00, 29 August 2008 (BST)

Ah! The leader of the mouldering old Valkyries speaks! You have your directive from the new order: Join or die. All of you. The New Lockettside Valkyries will not tolerate such namby pamby political philosophies to exist in our headquarters. The rest of your clan seems to understand our dynamic much better than you, so until you resign I am instructing the New Lockettside Valkyries to kill everyone BUT you - you shall stand alone in the hospital and watch as your compatriots die for your refusal to accept the brilliant future of true Valkyrie power. Embrace the change, join the New Valkyries, and perhaps there's a role for you cleaning bed pans.--Sarah Silverman 10:35, 30 August 2008 (BST)

Do what you want. If taking the fun out of the game for us is truly your goal, then we'll simply have to take the fun out of it for you as much as possible. Byzantium 10:56, 30 August 2008 (BST)

sorry for intruding but dude seriously it's a big big city. Have you thought of moving to a different location? Perhaps finding an ally and going to do some good anti zombie work with them in a different location? I mean these day even the DHPD leaves Dunnell Hills to do other things. I guess my point is that the city is big enough that you could with a little effort not have to deal with people that bother you at all.--Kristi of the Dead 11:08, 30 August 2008 (BST)

Zoomy, we're adding the fun. Your group mates have made that abundantly clear, so don't say "us." I'm having fun! You should be too! Come get me! I'll dance the day I wake up and have actually been regulated by the Sock Puppeteer. Kiss kiss!--Sarah Silverman 11:31, 30 August 2008 (BST)

holy crap I had no idea who this person was...I should be more careful when making coments. sorry for bothering ya Sarah.--Kristi of the Dead 13:04, 30 August 2008 (BST)

In which Dragon Fang Calls Me a Nazi:

Your HQ? Srry to burst the bubble on your new world order plans but last time I checked, we are still in St Alex, we are still healing anyone that comes by, we are not being cowed into something that is against the game style we picked and we, quite frankly, don't give two sh**s about what you think is best for members of the Valkyries. There are real people on the other side of each UD name. All you have proven is that you and your group are UD's resident pricks. Grow up, move on, get lost and let us play how we want. So kiss kiss, mother****er.--Dragon fang 20:59, 30 August 2008 (BST)

WOW Fangy-wangy! That was... almost HOT! You're like, a man with a penis all of a sudden! Really, I'm feeling kinda flustered after reading that. If nothing else, I have provided THIS service to the world. Though, as you lose your childlike guile you'll be less and less forgiven for the hypocrisy inherent in the Geriatric version of the Valkyrie's code. You are in there, and it will be your frequent coffin as long as you resist the inevitable! If today you are a man, realize the futility of your asking us to stop, and defend yourself.--Sarah Silverman 22:25, 30 August 2008 (BST)

I'll resist all I want. To be quite blunt, the way your acting reminds me alot of Hitler. You want us to change our game style but you kill those that don't want to be cowed. All you're doing is showing how you can't stand anyone being different then you. Izumi, myself and everyone in St Alex really don't give a shit about what you want us to do. If we die then we die and get revived. You say we're small in numbers. Well the way I see it, we may not have many offical members but many people still come to St Alex, many of whom have been there and become our allies for many months. Face facts Sarah, as long as theres even one person in the game that revives us, you and your hitler like attitude towards us will never win. So be as unforgiving to me all ya want. If joining you means giving up on the friends I've known since I started playing, then I'd rather die with them then be molded into your image of the so called *right* kind of valk--Dragon fang 01:31, 31 August 2008 (BST)

Failure. Godwin's Law. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 02:16, 31 August 2008 (BST)

Wow, telling a Jewish girl she's like Hitler takes some balls, kid. I think you'd better read up a little before you start comparing any one to Hitler - or haven't you gotten to World History yet in kindergarten? There are maybe 15 guys in all of recorded human history that bear comparison to that evil person. But hey, joking chatter on a video game = murdering 5 million Jews - who knew? What utter, laughable nonsense from someone I didn't fully realize was a complete moron until now.

That and calling girls 'sluts' when they get one up on you? You're a genius wit, you are. Not a strategy I'd recommend outside the game, kiddo. That said, neither of these idiocies changes anything, nor really upsets me. See you soon. --Sarah Silverman 02:16, 31 August 2008 (BST)

In Which Ryan Quicksilver Also Calls me a Nazi:

I really didn't give much thought to you Crue guys for the last few months, other than an excellent source of entertainment and asinine behavior, but you guys have pushed it too fucking far with this "New Valkyries" bullshit. You are NOTHING like actual Valkyries!

Valkyries were attractive women spirits of Norse mythology who escorted Viking warriors to Valhalla. That sounds fairly close to what Izumi and the others do.

Your "New Valkyries" are a bunch of serial killers who pick on some innocent people who are trying to make the zombie infested city a little more peaceful. That sounds more like the Nazi Gestapo than the Valkyries of Norse legend.

Oh, by the way Sarah, thanks for the easy kill today. --Ryan Quicksilver

P.S. Go find your own hospital. We're staying.

First this: Godwin's Law

My! It's pretty easy to get your panties in a wad. By my count y'all have killed us just about as many times as we've killed you this week. It seems that all I have to do to turn you into murderers is post a few pretty pictures and say a thing or two on the radio. You guys are pretty high strung! Dragon Fang likens me to a murderer of 5 million people in REAL LIFE. And now you too are likening this to Nazis? Get a grip! For that, I mock the person you are in real life, not just your character!

The only reason you were entertained over the past couple months is because we were targeting others - which really, isn't that the lamest kind of pussydom ever? You'll laugh when others are getting the biddness, but when it's focused on you, you can't take the joke? LAMO!

Chillpill says, "Payback is a bitch." What payback? I was just standing there. Did he think that was hunting me down or something? What a wimpy little weasel that kid has always been - you just know he would have run if I started shooting back - like he always has... He even failed to kill me the little pussy - you, Ryan, had to finish me off. Ha! Chill, you always were an impotent little cretinous pile of sucks-at-life.

Anyway, get some perspective. What have we pushed "too far?" I don't really see how this is any different than anything else we ever come up with. We've always killed you, we've always mocked you, and always entertained in the process. We always will. I am thoroughly entertained at the moment. You are inspiring nothing other than for me to come up with new and even more creative ways to get your ass out - y'all are so stupid it doesn't take much more than a few pretty lights and some polysyllabic words to dazzle you, apparently. Harman's the only one of you with an operating brain in his noodle!

Think about it dorkus! Where were the Valks three weeks ago, and where are they now? How many people were in that hospital? In that group? Think! I'm not going to spell it out for you! --Sarah Silverman 04:03, 1 September 2008 (BST)

In my defense, I didn't call YOU a Nazi, I was COMPARING your in-game character and group to the Nazi Gestapo. I didn't just say, "lolz, saras nazi n00b n rel lif!!!11!1". I felt you were pushing to far by threatening other people to join your group. The Valks don't do that. I haven't joined them, they haven't asked me to.

The reason I stay there is because its reasonably safe, a friendly atmosphere, and a good entry point into Tompson Mall. They respect that, and they let me stay there. Ryan Quicksilver

3 weeks ago we were zombie chow. And I'll admit I let my temper get the better of me with what I said up there and for that I'm sorry--Dragon fang 07:20, 1 September 2008 (BST)

Y'know, Fangie, if you would just take your meds every day like a good boy, you wouldn't have so many mood swings. --Sheila Broflovski 17:54, 1 September 2008 (BST)

Eh

On the other forum I was just asking if ya say my char background--Dragon fang 01:18, 27 August 2008 (BST)

lol srry if I was too active during ya visit. Colbert dropped too fast and you lucked out with my guns. I almost had ya. Kinda shocked ya don't use a flak jacket.--Dragon fang 21:50, 28 August 2008 (BST)

Fewer shotguns. I don't care if I die.--Sarah Silverman 22:25, 28 August 2008 (BST)

Same here. I've died too much to care anymore. I was tempted to died in St Alex and rise up to bite Shelia. Srry about Jimmy dieing in there--Dragon fang 01:19, 29 August 2008 (BST)

Hell Hath No Fury Tour - Summer 2008 talk!

Figured it was time to clean up all the stuff here.

Please put the newest stuff on TOP, and use a level 3 header. Thanks! Also - please space things well, and keep your indenting neat. I'm persnickety that way.

WTF?!

I noticed today that I was wounded by you, but killed by none other than JIMMY!

Glad to see you two are friends again, cause it was getting real annoying.

Ryan Quicksiver

Haliman

Hello Sarah. Right now, I can't say anything, but is there a place that we can talk privately away from all these... prying eyes? --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | CC | UC | P! | W!} 19:39, 22 August 2008 (BST)

That sounds like something Joe Franklin tried to use on me... I think we'd better stay WAAAAAAAAAAY out in public, you with your hands on the table Mister! Or you could just email me at kisskisslovesarah@gmail.com. --Sarah Silverman 19:42, 22 August 2008 (BST)

Sent, thank you. --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | P! | W!} 20:03, 22 August 2008 (BST)

You SLUT! The bed isn't even cold yet, and here you are picking up strange men on the internet! --Jimmy Kimmel 22:28, 22 August 2008 (BST)

Don't pretend like that's not how we met, "YOOG4U" - I should have sued you for false advertising!--Sarah Silverman 22:30, 22 August 2008 (BST)

LOL! Jimmy, chill. Sarah, be nice, I thought you were gonna bury the hatchet? Haha. --/\Haliman/\ ^{T | P! | W!} 21:03, 25 August 2008 (BST)

Meh

I noticed your inevitable death threat, and how killing you won't stop it.

Meh...its just how I roll. This unsigned comment from Ryan Quicksiver

Me too! Much more than you I think, which was really my point. This is my career, not yours right? Not a threat, just a plan that fits with my daily plans already. Get it? Also, don't forget to SIGN please, Ryan!--Sarah Silverman 23:33, 18 August 2008 (BST)

Good, then we understand each other. Ryan Quicksiver

You shameless, tabloid chasing, HUSSY!

I simply love what I'm hearing about you these days, dear! Malton is just a little more fabulous for having you here. Also this? Sheer genius! We should get together some time for a poetry night. Maybe we could even compile an anthology...Oooh we could get Oprah to plug it in her book club! She'll naturally want all the goss on you and Jimmy but hey, any press is good press, am I right? Call me! Mean it! --Amber Waves of Pain 15:28, 14 August 2008 (BST)

Oh Amber, you have no idea how much that means to me! I know that your group keeps you very, very busy with operations such small groups as our can only DREAM of pulling off, but perhaps you might come slumming with us one of these days on a visit to St. Alexander's hospital? It would be so nice to see perfection in action, I tell you whut. Thanks so much for your kind words, and if there's ever anything we, the sympathetic forces of Malton, can do for you, let us know. --Sarah Silverman 15:50, 14 August 2008 (BST)

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I'm going to tell you the same thing I told Colbert- Things will be far different for you from here on out. Illusionist 16:20, 13 August 2008 (BST)

Different how? Like orgasms falling from the sky? Because that would be cool. Or different like a weird twilight zone episode where everything's exactly the same, but it really isn't? Different like “Yesterday I could fit into these jeans, and today I’m a fat shit who cheats on his girlfriend,” different?

This is all very interesting, this potential 'difference' of which you speak. Generally 'different' is good, isn't it? Way better than "'same ol' same ol'", right? Of course, then you have, "Same shit, different day," which isn't all that good, and I fear probably the reality here. I mean it's usually the case when some trenchie fucknut threatens me on my talk page. So, YAY Illusionist!

Nice poem on your user page! Here, I wrote you some poetry, too! Yours was so inspiring!

From the twilight, a whimper. A flicker of self delusion, and an eternal longing to be noticed, to increase stature by borrowing the glow of the legitimate. Curious, how only the braggarts may bluster, yet in the end it is only the dickless and the syphilitic who may quest for revives...the twilight fades now, but what comes upon your jeans? The shimmering spunk of a thousand Chihuahuas?? Nay, it is the awakening of our attention... that which will extinguish thy hope. Our attention...my attention...it gives me something to do, my weapons shine as the wings of an angel. I consume a Chinese Chicken salad as I write this. Menses is my companion every 28 days, yet my birth control keeps the flow light. I am the ticket taker. These are not your seats. I am an intrusion. I am cold fusion. I will see you around.

So is Illusionist your username in the game? Just so’s I know who I’m looking out for…or won’t your mommy let you tell me that?

OMG! How did I forget this? Illusionist is ZOOMY! I'm so thick sometimes! HI ZOOMY!! It's back on SISTAH!!--Sarah Silverman 21:56, 13 August 2008 (BST)

I look forward to it, actually. Consider this a fair warning; I am finished making easy targets of myself and my people.

By the way, you have some promise as a writer. A shame you choose to waste time acting like a jerk instead of improving on your talents. Also, what people? I don't think the Valks even register on the stats page these days, nor are they listed as a group on the Lockettside page.... Illusionist 07:07, 14 August 2008 (BST)

Improving what talents? They're all so teh awesome that I can afford to expend my excess genius here. Thanks though!--Sarah Silverman 13:29, 14 August 2008 (BST)

Thank you kindly

--The Poe Toaster

You can't keep your hands off of me

Woman, I told you it's over. Go find some puppies to torture and leave me alone already! --Jimmy Kimmel 12:30, 27 July 2008 (BST)

You were ironically missed

Has your bitch ass ever heard of Doris? Or Flowers of Disease? Talk about lame, unfunny, maximum bitch squad. No style, no gimmick, and certainly no balls. They attacked us, probably so they could follow in your footsteps. They hit the ground with the same thud as anyone else, but we don't leave piles of puke cushions for them like we did for you, Sarah.
I still max hate your stupid white bitch ass, but you definitely knew how to put up a fight and take a suplex. Please die. Sorry to hear about Jimbo... not because he broke your soul, but because now you might get to his flabby ass before we do. Balls to the Whalls! __Duke cage 23:23, 21 July 2008 (BST)

I think somewhere in there, there was a compliment from you dooky! I'm all a-flutter now. See ya 'round the playground! Kiss kiss!--Sarah Silverman 23:32, 21 July 2008 (BST)

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