St. Ferreol's Hospital Noise Abatement Society

St. Ferreol's Hospital Noise Abatement Society Join us! Abbreviation: SFHNAS Group Numbers: utterly secret Leadership: Billy Forks Goals: Silencing St. Ferreol's Hospital, Kempsterbank. Recruitment Policy: Zombies in Kempsterbank, and zombies willing to relocate to Kempsterbank. Contact: Group forum. Are you a zombie irritated by noise, particularly talking, breathing or generators humming? Are you in the Kempsterbank area? Then St. Ferreol's Hospital Noise Abatement Society is the organisation for you! Come, stand with us outside St. Ferreol's Hospital! Batter at the barricades with us! We get in, and set about silencing the nasty noises the hospital makes. Being headshot is hardly even a nuisance. Sometimes we are revivified, but excellent leaping-to-death facilities are available 2 blocks away at the Bornard Building. Remember to put those lights out on the way! Feel like joining in the mayhem? Just come to St. Ferreol's Hospital, set your group affiliation to 'St. Ferreol's Hospital Noise Abatement Society', and start battering at the barricades of everyone's most irritating hospital, St. Ferreol's, Kempsterbank [57,72]. Experienced or new zombies are equally welcome, and we take pride in helping our baby zombies feed well and level quickly. There is a group forum here, the recruitment thread is here. Newbies are welcome here. Tactics Zombies can't be moved. If a group of zombies chooses to take up residence at a building, they can make it a permanent danger spot for survivors. We are that group. St. Ferreol's Hospital is that building. Our Vision Imagine a single ruin in the middle of all-too-often-green Kempsterbank. Imagine 20 or 30 zombies living in there permanently. Logging in to use your 50AP grinding the barricades of neighbouring buildings or killing stranded survivors in the streets, and returning to keep the hospital safe from repairing harmans. A long-lasting and unremovable blight on the dull suburb of Kempsterbank. The cause of despair to the local survivors - a base for undead strike teams, local and visiting. That is our vision! Survivors' feeble coordinating powers could never evict such tenacious zombies. We will be a piece of Malton history - join us! Current Status (57,72) (bic) (statuses) (update) St. Ferreol's Hospital VHB, unlit Danger Updater MDU•DC 14:01, 5 February 2021 (UTC) Why St. Ferreol's ? In the words of our founder, Billy Forks: "So there I was, lurching along minding my own business, when I was headshot twice in the street and then CRed within 24 hrs. Still (then) being deluded and dual-natured, I went into the nearest building - which happened to be St. F's - and offered some advice on the AP-effectiveness of killing zombies in the street. My arguments were met with cries of 'zombie propagandist' and a few whacks with an axe. Tempers rose. My cold, unbeating heart darkened towards the foolish, cowardly breathers. There was an incident involving a generator. Since then, I've stood - or often lain - outside and spent my daily AP attacking the barricades. The hospital is usually at VSB++, so I sometimes get in and manage to groan and then infect a few people, but more helping claws are always welcome." That was the start. The idea caught on, maybe not with many, but with a tight group of fierce and obsessive zombies. The Kempsterbank survivor groups know us and have felt our teeth and claws. Our esteemed enemies have described us as 'tenacious as hell', 'intelligent' and 'a huge laugh'. Our foes These groups resist Barhah and try to keep Kempsterbank a safe haven for the timid and inept. They include many stylish players, but are blind to the joys of invincible undeath, and foolishly cling to fleeting life: Knights Templar, South Malton Watch, Detulux Inc, Dawn Patrol and last but not least, Sendell Saints. Eat on sight! Friends and kindred spirits Zomburbia! - making Dentonside a zombie paradise. Ferals and Nomads Are you a feral zombie ending your day's wandering in Kempsterbank? Come over to the hospital, and see if it's ruined. If so, come inside and sway with us! You may avoid the traditional Kempsterbank headshot (they know no better). We win too, because the breathers have a harder job reclaiming the place. Bed and Breakfast for wandering zombies! Win-win! If we're not at the hospital, we're probably a block or two away, attacking one of the nearby buildings to throw a bit of unpredictability into our tactics. Listen for feeding groans! New to Urban Dead? If you are new to Malton and this is the first wiki page you've looked at, you're probably following a link from a zombie profile. Perhaps you saw us gesturing as we stood outside a barricade together. You might be wondering how we make those deep and echoing groans. Maybe we tore you apart, along with everyone else in the same building. Perhaps one of us bit you, laughed, and shuffled off. As a newbie, you need information. There are some useful guides and other information here on the wiki. Try these: Alive or undead? First Day in Malton Starting out as a zombie? Guides:Zombie Want to keep breathing? Staying alive The name of the suburb you are in is shown above the 3x3 mini map, top left. You can find it on the suburb danger map, and use the link on the map to find the suburb page. That will have a map of the buildings in the suburb, and may have recent news. Information about skills and equipment is also available on the wiki. Alive or undead, you are welcome to post questions on our forum. You don't need to make an account or register to do so. Borehamwood The Noise Abatement Society's sister organisation in Borehamwood is the National Viewers and Listeners Association. If you want to talk Borehamwood, come over to the SFHNAS forum. Spread the word For graffiti-ing around Kempsterbank, the tinyurl for this page is http://tinyurl.com/SFHNAS: Silence St. Ferreol! http://tinyurl.com/SFHNAS St. Ferreol must fall! http://tinyurl.com/SFHNAS Here to stay! http://tinyurl.com/SFHNAS Specific buildings can be sprayed with directions as well as the url, eg Jillard NT: You hear a loud groaning 1E 3N: tinyurl.com/SFHNAS Speaking to other zombies also attracts attention. We are the 'Nahz Abagmahn Brazzahz ahn Z!zzahz', and our building is 'Zb. Raarrararz'. But incomprehensible shouting and gesturing may work just as well. (Keep in mind that only standing zombies can observe speeches and gesturing).