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| ===2008 December===
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| The month that brought the return of the '''Steam Roller of Death™''' also brought our third highest kill total ever! After leaving [[Lockettside]] we decided that it was time to bring back an old Undeadite tradition of the Steam Roller. The southwest corner of Malton proceeded to feel the force that is the endless Undeadite rampage. No building resisted the assault longer then 2 days, and no harman was spared. All was as it should be, and the Undeadites solidified their place as one of the most notorious hordes in all of Malton. Merry Christmas puny harmanz, harh harh harh! '''Rnrarrrh!!!'''
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| '''Total December Kills: 353'''
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| '''Total December Ruins: 71'''
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| ===2008 November===
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| As the horde approached an end to their long march to the [[Lockettside Valkyries]], only the suburb of [[South Blythville]] stood in our way. We were overjoyed to get word from our old friends in The [[Ridleybank Resistance Front]] that an invitation to join them and some members of the [[Feral Undead]] in [[Marven Mall]] mayhem had been extended to us. What do you get when two super hordes join forces? Dead harmanz that's what! Our Banana Rammer strike force combined forces with RRF's Team America to do some major damage. Within days the entire mall was plowed to the ground.
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| With Marven Mall in ruins, the RRF decided to help us out with a stubborn little group of harmanz held up in [[St. George's Hospital]]. Previous attempts had proven futile as the harmanz seemed to be ready and waiting at every moment we tried to enter. Even the mighty RRF saw early resistance. However once the full force of the two hordes arrived, it was only a matter of time before the harmanz would hear the cries of "Rnrarrrh!!!" as the sweet nectar of brainz was extracted from their not-so-clever, barricade guarding asses. Lesson learned: If you do manage to hold off the Undeadites, you better keep your mouth shut because we don't forget, and we have powerful friends!
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| As the month came to an end we decided the alliance with the RRF had no good reason to come to an end as well. As both hordes independently began to enter and destroy [[Lockettside]], the decision was made to once again convene on a single target - this time on [[Thompson Mall]]. Different mall, same results. The allying of RRF and the Undeadites lead to the utter annihilation of Thompson Mall and the surrounding suburb, including our old friends, The Lockettside Valkyries. The attack forced the long-time green danger level to be changed, marking the glorious report of '''NO GREEN SUBURBS IN MALTON...''' '''Rnrarrrh!!!'''
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| '''Total November Kills: 289'''
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| '''Total November Ruins: 68'''
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| ===2008 October===
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| October has brought our most kills in a month since March! We started the month off entering Gibsonton to learn that the weak harmanz in this suburb were too apathetic to even put up a bad fight, much less a challenging one...pathetic. We cut a swath of destruction across the enitire length of the suburb in a matter of 2 or 3 days...again pathetic. The lack effort by the harmanz put us in a foul mood and looking for a fight!
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| Harassing and rebuilding in the wake of our destruction of [[Gibsonton]] got our attention focused on neighboring harman reinforcements and what turned out to be an old adversary. For their actions, the poor [[Mad Craskers]] felt the pure destructive power of an Undeadites rampage... we ruined their HQ at least 3 times! In fact, all of [[Heytown]] probably quakes in fear at the call of "Rnrarrrh!": We annihilated their hospitals, police departments, and NecroTech buildings on a level similar to the Craskers' buildings.
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| '''Total October Kills: 332'''
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| '''Total October Ruins: 53'''
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| ===2008 September===
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| [[Earletown]]. If this little burb was left a bloody mess after we were through venting our frustrations upon it, [[Rhodenbank]] never had a chance. It felt the full force of our first '''Make a Wish Tour'''. <br/>
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| The fall of [[Dulston]] meant that zambahz from the East were attacking just as we began our assault from the West. In a pincer move reminiscent of actual combat tactics - '''*gasp*''' - this NT rich environment meant that there would be nothing but total destruction left in our wake. This was foretold by the zambah prophet.... <br/>
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| So it shall be eaten, so it shall be done.
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| After moving on, [[Pashenton]] fell to our gaping maws faster then even we could have expected. Are the harmanz here even aware that we exist? One couldn't tell as they stared cow-eyed and confused at our presence....pathetic.
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| [[Gibsonton]] is now ripe for the taking, so let's take it....'''Rnrarrrh!'''
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| '''Total September Kills: 240'''
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| '''Total September Ruins: 70'''
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| ===2008 August===
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| Ah, a new month.... <br/>
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| On the surface [[Chancelwood]] seemed like a nice sleepy little burb to rampage into. The deserted stadium and crumbling mansion were inviting targets for our hungry mouths. <br/>
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| We did however develop a problem with [[THEM]] - who have been hold up in the [[Haslock Building]] for many moons - and they defended their territory fiercely. <br/>
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| For three weeks they repelled our attacks on [[St Louis's Hospital]], and other local safehouses until we were eventually forced to move on. <br/>
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| Well played, but we shall return and make THEM beg for mercy!....'''Rnrarrrh!!!'''
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| '''Total August Kills: 162'''
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| '''Total August Ruins: 99'''
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| ===2008 July===
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| The half-hearted defense of [[Stickling Mall]] is over, and it's defenders have melted way - in our stomachs. Led by an attack from the [[LUE]], the mall now lies in ruins....'''Rnrarrrh!!!'''
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| We move into [[Millen Hills]] where the harmanz have been broadcasting on our frequency for months. We then show them that the Undeadites protect what is ours, and will eat what is theirs!.... *burp*
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| '''Total July Kills: 214'''
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| '''Total July Ruins: 114'''
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| ===2008 June===
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| Ah, the smell of Summer bra!nz.... Nichols Mall fell under the rotting weight of hundreds of corpses as the dead swarmed over the hapless harmanz, leaving none alive. It was glorious...and delicious! <br/>
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| After the hordes had bathed in their blood, the Undeadites struck off to the West. Soon [[Galbraith Hills]] came into view. With it, a tour of the various museums to bone up on the juicy history of our food was undertaken, as well as to enjoy a quick bite of the staff.
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| Next, [[Barrville]]. With most of the [[RRF]] off to the South, some harmanz thought that they could sneak back in here and rebuild....Ridiculous! We soon cleaned house, and school, and hospital, and church......
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| Now some of those who can speak say that [[Roachtown]] is aptly named. As a low rent slum, this suburb has many inhabitants that resemble its namesake. They clamber over its ruined walls and into its filthy apartments, and eat garbage they claim is food. As we begin to consume them one by one, they become the garbage.... <br/>
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| The irony is sweet.
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| '''Total June Kills: 213'''
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| '''Total June Ruins: 80'''
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| ===2008 May===
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| The beginning of May found the Undeadites shambling East with [[The Dead]]. This temporary alliance brought total death and ruin to all harman safehouses and strongpoints in the entire South-East of [[Malton]]. <br/>
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| This culminated with our attention being turned to [[Fort Perryn]], which fell into our not-so-tender embraces in short order. The few remaining survivors were seen fleeing to the North, and we were all hot on their heels.
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| [[Osmondville]] and [[Vinetown]] could do nothing to stop us. Blood ran in the streets as zambahz gorged on bra!nz. An attack on [[Fort Creedy]] seemed imminent. <br/>
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| But then, we heard a distant but familiar groan from the West. Leaving Fort Creedy and [[Giddings Mall]] to their fate, we struck off towards the call for aid from our brahzaz in the [[RRF]].
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| [[Stanbury Village]] is chock full of feisty bra!nz, and after the fall of [[the Went Building]] morale is high. <br/>
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| [[Nichols Mall]] must be crushed!... '''GAG AHN AHR ZGANGAH AZZ HARMANZ!!!'''
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| '''Total May Kills: 273'''
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| '''Total May Ruins: 54'''
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| ===2008 April===
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| This month heralded the end of the [[BB2]], but not the end of our hunger. <br/>
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| The north of [[Malton]] has been consumed and it was yummy....the sweet odor of death is spreading everywhere. Now, the sounds of battle draw us further south. We rampage through [[Galbraith Hills]], [[Tapton]], and [[Dartside]]. <br/>
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| Finally we enter [[Buttonville]]. [[Buckley Mall]] is part of a large harman infestation in the south of the city. The dwindling number of meatbag strongholds is concentrating their numbers, and a good battle was expected to be had here. <br/>
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| But we were too strong and too many.... Now the mall is an abattoir of glorious carnage after the combined forces of multiple hordes finish the last of the bra!ncake. '''BARHAH!!!'''
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| '''RIP'''{{BigBash}}'''We will miss you. *sniff*'''
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| '''Total April Kills: 267'''
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| '''Total April Ruins: 71'''
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| ===2008 March===
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| After [[Ackland Mall]] is destroyed, the harmanz flee south. Of course, where the bra!nz go we will always follow. <br/>
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| We give chase in a zig zag pattern, laying on them the "Orgy of Death and Ruin" smack-down throughout [[Lerwill Heights]], [[Shore Hills]], [[North Blythville]], and [[Brooksville]]. <br/>
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| Eventually the harmanz are left with nowhere else to run but into [[Marven Mall]] in [[South Blythville]]. This quickly becomes their tomb when the hordes hot on their heels meet up with [[The Dead]] and lay seige to them there. With blood running in the streets, much bra!n pie and square dancing was to be had in the mall's ruins. <br/>
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| You are running out of places to flee to harmanz!!!....Mwhahahaha!!!
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| '''Total March Kills: 365'''
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| '''Total March Ruins: 81'''
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| ===2008 February===
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| [[Brooke Hills]] was such a nice, quiet little backwater - until we arrived. Now it is awash with blood and gore and the surviving harmanz have been seen screaming in terror and running for their lives! Come back with our bra!nz meatbags! <br/>
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| We chase their sorry asses into [[St Luke's Cathedral]], where over a three night period the worshippers praying for their lives are ruthlessly slaughtered, their pews destroyed, and the altar defiled.... '''Rnrarrrh!!!'''
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| Located in the nearby [[Junkyard_51%2C22|junkyard]], the HQ of [[/zom/]] is quickly destroyed - and their [[User:AnonBorgTech001/XP_Orgy_Plan|XP Orgy Plan]] in the [[the Fifield Motel]] ruined.
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| We will not be used for target practice by trenchcoaters!....BARHAH!!!
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| We lurched around the NE of [[Shearbank]] for a couple of days ruining the [[Nurton Walk Fire Station]], [[the Hawksley Building]] and a few others. Then the few remaining bra!n cells that were somehow still working reminded us that a special event in St. Luke's was drawing near. [[C4NT]] was having a wedding on Valentine's Day....and the Undeadites object!
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| <pre>You say "HARMANZ!!! Z!Z MARR!AHG.!Z NAH MAHR!!!...ZAMBAHZ HANGRAH AHN AHR GANNAH GRAB ZAH BRA!NZ NAH!!!"
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| Bulldog C6 said "NoooooOOOoooo!!! Bryn my love! *cradles her lifeless form* I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!!
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| BY GOD I'LL KILL YOU ALL *kisses her cheek and lays her down slowly and stands up* OK. who wants some?!"
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| PsychoPhil said "NOG!! NOG!! NOG!! NOG!! NOG!! NOG!! NOG!!"
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| Bulldog C6 repaired the radio transmitter.
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| Bulldog C6 said "WHY?! Why am i cursed to lose my love on Valentine's Day?! *Kisses Bryn's corpse on
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| the forehead* WHY?! WHY!"
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| a child is here said "**Cries into his hanky** I'm never gonna join the Undeadites, 'cuz they don't
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| steug destroyed the radio transmitter.
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| steug said "You're all clear kids! Now let's blow this thing and go home! Barhah!"
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| A zombie ( Xom B ) ruined the building.</pre>
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| The wedding party was delicious....'''Rnrarrrh!!!'''
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| The end is nigh for [[Stickling Mall]]. The ruin was achieved by [[User:Creeping Crud|Creeping Crud]] and [[User:surfincow|surfincow]]. Rnrarrrh!
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| Fresh from our feast at Stickling, the Undeadites once again break away from the [[BB2]] and shamble off to the SW with an evil grin on our rotting faces. <br/>
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| We decend upon [[Richmond Hills]] and take the harmanz by surprise. Many safehouses are cracked open, and their juicy contents devoured.
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| After a few days, the sound of screams and gunfire draw us further SW into [[Havercroft]] - right into the middle of a [[MOB]] seige of [[Ackland Mall]]. After first ruining the surrounding support buildings, we hit the mall in force. <br/>
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| Following our initial breakin, the next night the Undeadites crack open the SW corner and form a beachhead - which we were able to keep open for more than an hour. This boded well, as the next assault by the MOB on the NW was able to overrun the now exhausted defenders, and in less than a day more than 200 zambahz were having a bra!ncake party in the food court....'''Barhah!!!'''
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| '''Total February Kills: 391'''
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| '''Total February Ruins: 92'''
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| ===2008 January===
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| The New Year started out as a blood bath when [[Fort Creedy]] fell in less than three days. All the trenchcoaters in [[Malton]] could not stop the [[BB2]] there, and they never will!
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| After ruining the [[Farmer Building]], we lurched North to attack the main defenses of [[Pitneybank]] at the [[Morrish Building]] and [[Giddings Mall]]. The harmanz were ready for us. <br/>
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| For more than two weeks we have tried to zmazh their safehouses and eat their brainz. But many venerable survivor groups have gathered in the area, and they are holding us at bay with their well organized defense.
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| During sway-time between our attacks on Morrish and Giddings, we decide to take a break from the [[BB2]], fire up the 'ole '''Steamroller of Death''', and lurch westward.<br/>
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| Our buzzsaw of teeth and claws rips across [[Peppardville]] and [[Pimbank]], until we enter [[Ridleybank]] to make a cranial withdrawal at [[the Blackmore Building]]. Their bra!nz were bland however....with a hint of wuss.
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| Strange sounds from the NW attract us to [[Ketchelbank]], where we discover that the zookeepers have been hoarding their bra!nz to themselves. After some not so gentle persuasion, we convince them to share. The '''Steamroller of Death''' crushes all....
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| '''Total January Kills: 189'''
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