User:DangerReport/Nichols Mall

(mic) (update) Nichols Mall Template:Recaptured by the Squad from The Fortress Dark Watch, area is ruined all around any survivors near must come to help maintain control This is my personal page so as is i can have free words around here. This user should be called pokeblink at all times. i wished to post my current policies: Urban Dead This user plays Urban Dead. Wow, what are the odds? Fortress Member pokeblink is a proud member of The Fortress . This ones are made by me: COULD YOU STOP USING 12 PISTOLS?! Why do people underestimate the power of Ammo? Having 20 clips/shells in their inventory is more efficient than carrying all those guns. Fortress Member your name is a proud member of The Fortress . Lets continue: Too Many Templates This user puts way too many templates on their page. Template Junkies! This user is a Template Junkie! Pistol Ninja This user is a pistol ninja He shall bring headshots to barhah!. Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard. Pay It Forward Supporter This User or Group Pays It Forward. Get a revive, give a revive. Proud To Be Alive This user is a survivor and proud of it. Battleship Cannons Fire! This user thinks that if any battleships are patrolling in the ocean near the location of Malton, they should open fire upon the areas high in zombies because it would be cool to watch them get blown into pieces. Needs Generator This user requires a generator for maximum usefulness. The Hitchhiker's Guide To Malton Reminding Malton survivors of the most reassuring words they're likely to hear all day: Don't Panic No Nuclear Weapons for Zombies This user or group believes that zombies are powerful enough already, thanks Monroeville February 25th, 2008-??? This user or group struggles for existence in Monroeville. I'm Smarter This user is smarter than you. Axe Crazy This user has an axe. Do not cross them. Anime Lover This user loves anime and is a devoted otaku. What is Love? This user can do the bitchin' head bobbing thing. N00b Killer This user or group hates n00bs, people who lack basic spelling, and people who just lack common sense. Windows Sucks This user thinks Windows is a load of shit. Cop This user is a Cop and is probably off shooting a zombie. Anti-Combat Reviver This user dislikes the strategy known as 'Combat Revival'. Pizza! This user loves pizza and eats it every chance they get. USE THE FORCE! This user only uses their powers for good, and for tipping over small babies. *No small babies were harmed in the making of this template* What's that thing? This user loves showing off their junk, and coercing others to do the same. WE WANT PIE! This user wants pie, if not, you may be in the verge of death... Music Lover This user likes music. Fidel Castro This User believes that Fidel is a pussy, and if it wasn't for Che, Cuba would be just another Guatemala or North Korea. Anti-Copyright User This user hates copyrights. Scorched Earth Policy This user or groups believes that very dangerous areas should be abandoned to the zombies to prevent them from feeding and to minimalize casualties. Right to bear arms This user supports the Second Amendment. Dont do it. Dont try to kill every zombie, you wont win. I want TV! pokeblink wants Malton to have TV. LOLWUT? no, seriusly. wut? reelly, WUT? OMG WTF IZ iT?! orly?! lololololmaozedong Mmmm, cheese… pokeblink really, really likes cheese. Teetotaler pokeblink does not drink. Gramear This usar or gruop suport teh use of propper gramer and speling on the Wiki. Christian This user is a Christian. SNAKE IS DEAD Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaaaaaake! ZERGRUSHKEKEKEKE!!!! This user hates Zergers but hates paranoid chickenshits more. Male This user is male. Roses are Red... Violets are Blue. This user can rhyme; Don't you wish you could too? Just Lock the Freaking Doors Already! This user can't figure out why survivors don't just lock their doors to keep out the zombies. Collector This user has so many Pc files that they have to categorize them into groups. The Almighty Crowbar Wooden crates beware, this user has a crowbar. Curse You Encumbrance!!! This user carries around a lot of crap. "Free" Running? This user believes that Free Running works by jumping of borders!. Trigger Happy This user has guns. Do not cross them. Report PKers! Don't let them get away with murder! Register them on the Rogues Gallery. (Dead Link) What the Hell is Wrong with you People!? This user thinks that getting revived takes too freakin' long. Sacred Ground Policy Supporter This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points. Pseudo Zombie This user needs more sleep. Spanish This user is Spanish. In English Next Time ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?! Ban Stupidity This user or group does not tolerate stupid people. Oh Shit! This User doesn't know how to drive a car. Visited Woodroffe Mall This user has visited Woodroffe Mall. Visited Nichols Mall This user has visited Nichols Mall. Visited Ackland Mall This user has visited Ackland Mall. Visited Joachim Mall This user has visited Joachim Mall. Visited Mitchem Mall This user has visited Mitchem Mall. Chuck Norris Sucks! This user thinks that Chuck Norris isn't that cool, he's just a cowboy. Bandwagon This user has jumped on the template bandwagon. Remember, Remember the 5th of November This user or group supports the vendetta against the villainous undead in Ridleybank. On the 5th of November, we will march on the choked heart of Malton and liberate it anew. Victory will be ours, and with it, vengeance! Popcorn This user enjoys the gentle company of smooth butter with exploded starch as it is distributed indiscriminately upon the masses. Scarface You wanna play games? Okay, I'll play with you. You wanna play rough? Okay! Say hello to my little friend! In Need of WikiRehab pokeblink is addicted to recent changes. SGP, MFD, CMS, UBP... This user thinks there are enough capital letters used on the wiki to feed every bookworm in the world. Dolphins This user thinks dolphins are better than killer whales, and would totally be a dolphin, but with wings and lasers and shit. Food This user's favorite food is sandwich. IT NEVER ENDS! This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki. Weapon of Choice This user's weapon of choice is his Shotgun. Calculus This user really hates calculus. Mrh? This user is a Mrh Cow at least some of the time. No Life This user has nothing better to do than sit around all day and watch web. Template Whore This User includes as many templates as possible on his or her User Page. I mean, come on! Tusken Raider?!? Why are you still reading these? This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands. What u already here? well ill meet u at Malton. ;) 20:09, 27 May 2009 (CST)

Mall Danger Levels

Mall Danger Levels
	safe	The mall is barricaded with few to no zombies outside the structure.
	under attack	The mall is barricaded with significant zombies outside the structure.
	under siege	The mall is barricaded with a large number of zombies outside the structure.
	ransacked	Any one mall corner is ransacked or ruined.
	ruined	Two to four mall corners are ransacked or ruined, and few zombies inside the mall.
	in zombie hands	All mall corners are ruined; or zombies inside the mall outnumber survivors.
	rebuilding	Survivors have recently recaptured the mall, but zombies still pose a threat.
	pinata	The mall is above very strongly barricaded in all corners and ruined in all corners.
	unknown	The mall's status is currently unknown.