Undeadites

Undeadites Abbreviation None Group Numbers 50 to 60 and on the rise! Leadership surfincow, Labatte, Creeping Crud, El Coo Cooi Goals Make more zombies, Smash stuff, Eat brains, Have fun, Chaos Recruitment Policy Open door policy for all Zombies Contact undeadite@yahoo.com Forum The Undeadites are an active group of zombies hell-bent on creating carnage. The Undeadites have encountered much success, slaughtering over 9000 survivors in the time that they have been lurching throughout Malton. You may find it difficult to locate the Undeadites as they are constantly searching for fresh brains, but you will know when they are near when you hear the bone-rattling chant of Rnrarrrh! While they have decimated many survivor safe-houses, they still need more Zombies. Why not join and be able to watch the horde flourish through the blood and gore of harmanz? Plans are being drawn so that the Undeadites can create even more carnage than they have already. And as the horde grows, so does their lust for BRA!NZ. Why Join? The Undeadites are actively recruiting zombies NOW! We have an open door policy, anyone (who's dead or wants to be dead) can join. How do you join? Next time you are logged in, edit your profile and change your group to Undeadites. Why should you join? Because we are totally dedicated to the eradication of all survivors and to causing as much mayhem, chaos and destruction as possible. But in a fun, recreational way. We won't tell you to stand in empty buildings or patrol brainless suburbs, this is because we believe in a constant attacking rampage. Once you have joined, you're free to do whatever you want, but if you want to lead your own mob of Undeadites someday we will expect you to follow our directions sometimes. Where are we? We are on the Rampage and our position changes daily, contact us and we will try to pick you up. How do you contact us? We have our own forum at http://s15.invisionfree.com/UnDeadite so feel free to drop by and introduce yourself. The horde is directed with targets and locations of fresh brains, all given out on the forum. So if you want to join, join the forum! If you want to contact us but dont want to join, please email us at undeadite@yahoo.co.uk Dead by dawn! BRA!NZ!!! Friends of the Undeadites Pwotters - Always willing to lend a helping hand in our rampages. RRF - A surprise meeting and a rampage through a mall. /b/ - The Whatmore Building is quite a unifying force. Death's Embrace - Again, the power of the Whatmore Building's candies. Killer Zombie Tomatoes - Assisted us in devouring the Farmer Building's brain cake. LUE - Wonderful allies at some severe Massacres including those at Fort Creedy and Treweeke Mall. Cybele's Shamblers and Infected Swarm were instrumental in the Treweeke Mall destruction. Enemies of the Undeadites Certified=Insane: a traitor and spy who should be killed on sight. Lockettside Valkyries: because hippie bra!nz need zambah lovin' too. THEM: for stopping our horde for an extended period of time, and then being douchebags about it. The Rampage Achievements The Steamroller of Death, an annihilation technique never rivaled. Assisted in the fall of Bale Mall in Yagoton/East Boundwood. Brought about the fall of Buckley Mall and destroyed Buttonville with the help of the RRF. Devoured the Malton World Cup Committee and destroyed Clapton Stadium, running away with the world cup. Aided in the annihilation of Yagoton. Led the assault on Pegton, resulting in its destruction. Ransacked Cornelius General Hospital in 2007 - twice- despite the best efforts of the Mad Craskers. When they were still a force to be reckoned with. Returned to Crasker territory almost a year to the day to consume them once more in entirety. Our destructive wave would prove to be the beginning of the end for Heytown and the Craskers for a few months. Crashed the C4NT Valentine's Day wedding, consuming the bra!nz of the bride, groom, and best man. More than 9000 harmanz devoured! Roaming Malton and devouring brainz since '05. Current Location We're currently located in [[South Blythville] - smashin' down barricades and draggin' hapless survivors out of their safehouses to fulfill their true purpose. Feeding fellow zeds! Archive 2009 May Total May Kills: 535 Total May Ruins: 104 2009 April Just when you think things can't get any better, they do. The final stretch of the Mall Tour proved to be just the thing we needed to shatter the previous monthly kill record made just mere months before. Our efforts proved so effective that we began marching a different path to each mall compared to main MT force. We became a separate front of the tour! Our success had brought a flood of new recruits and notoriety. We now switch our approach to being solo again, and we started with our old friends the Mad Craskers. We will once again dash there hopes for a peaceful encounter before we continue on to the green pastures of teh Southwest of Malton. Rnrarrrh!!! Total April Kills: 481!!! Total April Ruins: 91 2009 March Well March came and went and with it went a lot of harman lifes. This month saw the Undeadites and the Mall Tour '09 march across southern Malton destroying every mall in their path. Though some resistance was faced, in the end it was useless once the full force of the tour came knocking on the mall doors. The Undeadites did so well in fact that we cam just one kill shy of tying our all time kill record just set two months earlier. As winter comes to an end the mall tour begins to wind down. We head east to end the party with a bang, all the while striking fear into the hearts of the harmanz that hear our approaching cry. Rnrarrrh!!! Total March Kills: 412 Total March Ruins: 43 2009 February As the year rolls on the destruction left in our wake rolls on as well. The mall tour continues to provide much bounty for the hungry mouths of the Undeadite horde. Despite the shorter month the horde still breaches over 300 kills and 100 ruins. The tour has brought us several new members and the reappearance of Undeadites once thought long lost in the streets of Malton. Our new individual kill count has sparked a friendly competition among the members of the horde, and it only bodes catastrophic for the harmanz who already stand in the path of the biggest little horde in Malton...The Undeadites. Rnrarrrh!!!! Total February Kills: 338 Total February Ruins: 101 2009 January The Steam Roller comes to it's inevitable halt as we Undeadites began our preparations for the Mall Tour '09!! Our kill total from the old Steam Roller was getting quite fat and bloated (like the rotting harman bodies in our wake), and the Mall Tour only furthered our mission of making the first month of 2009 the most destructive month in Undeadites history. We felt that we had to represent our horde well during the tour so we proceeded to wipe any harman presence from the face of any and all suburbs we visited. Our old friends the Mad Craskers were even targeted again. This latest Crasker skirmish had the same result as all out others, the total annihilation of their pathetic harman group! When the smoke cleared and the calender flipped, the Undeadites had their highest recorded monthly kills and ruins ever. Rnrarrrh!!! Total January Kills: 413 Total January Ruins: 124 Short-wave Radio Info This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency. Frequency: 28.05 MHz Transmitter Coordinates: Malton Rnrarrrhdio 28.05 Undeadite Group Portrait