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During a particularly violent time in the history of the D.S. R&D, the group came under fire by an organization called the [[Heathers]]. This group, composed of narcissistic, fashion-crazed women and their indentured manslaves, set Dr. Schwan to thinking that perhaps there was another way in which he could improve the quality of life for those within the Malton quarantine zone. He began to look at those around him, seeing a cornucopia of tattered and bloodstained cloth. He reasoned to himself “these survivors have been living in Malton for years, and surprisingly, their number has only grown. The supply drops include necessities but not very many luxury items like clothing. The malls, being the largest repository of goods (including clothing), have become such a popular target for the zombie hoards that none have escaped being ransacked. Add to this the bits of folk wisdom by which we live including ‘dress for success’ and ‘every girl’s crazy bout a sharp dressed man,’ it stands to reason that the demand for quality clothing must greatly exceed the present supply. Perhaps there is a way to rectify this issue…through science”<br> | During a particularly violent time in the history of the D.S. R&D, the group came under fire by an organization called the [[Heathers]]. This group, composed of narcissistic, fashion-crazed women and their indentured manslaves, set Dr. Schwan to thinking that perhaps there was another way in which he could improve the quality of life for those within the Malton quarantine zone. He began to look at those around him, seeing a cornucopia of tattered and bloodstained cloth. He reasoned to himself “these survivors have been living in Malton for years, and surprisingly, their number has only grown. The supply drops include necessities but not very many luxury items like clothing. The malls, being the largest repository of goods (including clothing), have become such a popular target for the zombie hoards that none have escaped being ransacked. Add to this the bits of folk wisdom by which we live including ‘dress for success’ and ‘every girl’s crazy bout a sharp dressed man,’ it stands to reason that the demand for quality clothing must greatly exceed the present supply. Perhaps there is a way to rectify this issue…through science”<br> | ||
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With no local livestock or cotton crop, the problem of designing such fabrics at first appeared daunting. Dr. Schwan briefly considered the idea of using products derived from discarded zombie material but decided that such fabric would be little better than bloodstained cloth. More ingenuity would be required. The result…a new line of products from Colglough industries…Les Produits du Textile de Médecin Schwan <br> | With no local livestock or cotton crop, the problem of designing such fabrics at first appeared daunting. Dr. Schwan briefly considered the idea of using products derived from discarded zombie material but decided that such fabric would be little better than bloodstained cloth. More ingenuity would be required. The result…a new line of products from Colglough industries…Les Produits du Textile de Médecin Schwan <br> | ||
==<font size=6>Current Product Line</font>== | |||
==Médecin Schwan’s Self Mending Silk== | ===<font size=5>Médecin Schwan’s Self Mending Silk</font>=== | ||
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The first product in the textile line, Médecin Schwan’s Self Mending Silk is a marvel of cutting edge rot science at work. | The first product in the textile line, Médecin Schwan’s Self Mending Silk is a marvel of cutting edge rot science at work. | ||
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This fabric, available in every color of the litmus paper ph reaction spectrum, can be made into shirts, dresses, or undergarments. Exposure to blood causes each strand of the fabric to mend itself making sure that, though your body may be battered, your pride may remain intact. (warning: do not let fabric bunch during exposure to blood as bonding between layers will occur) | This fabric, available in every color of the litmus paper ph reaction spectrum, can be made into shirts, dresses, or undergarments. Exposure to blood causes each strand of the fabric to mend itself making sure that, though your body may be battered, your pride may remain intact. (warning: do not let fabric bunch during exposure to blood as bonding between layers will occur) | ||
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<center>To order and use Médecin Schwan’s Self Mending Silk simply copy the code for the following tag to your user page | |||
{{flagbox|pink|dsfabric.png|[[Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team/Les Produits du Textile de Médecin Schwan|D.S. Textiles]]|This user’s dignity is safeguarded even in extreme circumstances thanks to Médecin Schwan’s Self Mending Silk.}}</center> | |||
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===<font size=5>Wireless Necronet Connective Self Mending Silk Hats</font>== | |||
==Wireless Necronet Connective Self Mending Silk Hats== | |||
(A.K.A. Thinking caps) | (A.K.A. Thinking caps) | ||
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Green LEDs flash along the side of this stylish tophat as it connects to the wireless NecroNet. The numerous electrodes woven into the stain resistant lining tingle slightly as they filter out ambient electromagnetic interference, detect brainwaves, and connect to the cortex. Made of SchwanTech’s patented Self-Repairing Silk. | Green LEDs flash along the side of this stylish tophat as it connects to the wireless NecroNet. The numerous electrodes woven into the stain resistant lining tingle slightly as they filter out ambient electromagnetic interference, detect brainwaves, and connect to the cortex. Made of SchwanTech’s patented Self-Repairing Silk. | ||
==Schwan Brand Rot-Cotton== | <br><br><br> | ||
<center>To order and use Schwan's Wireless Necronet Connective Self Mending Silk Hats simply copy the code for the following tag to your user page | |||
{{flagbox|pink|dsfabric.png|[[Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team/Les Produits du Textile de Médecin Schwan|D.S. Textiles]]|This user knows how to stay connected by using Schwan's Wireless Necronet Connective Self Mending Silk Hats}}</center> | |||
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===<font size=5>Schwan Brand Rot-Cotton</font>== | |||
It was April and the dead had risen one more. What had started as a trickling increase in numbers had become a foudroyant tidal wave that swept across the city leaving only ruination in its wake. As the larger groups of survivors moved to the East to defend what remained of their city, Dr. Schwan and his team of researches moved to the west to see of what use they could be in the reconstruction effort. With this purpose in mind, Albert found himself in New Arkham, screwdriver and NT syringe both at the ready, going over suburb restoration plans with Scouteric of the Wulves. <br><br> | It was April and the dead had risen one more. What had started as a trickling increase in numbers had become a foudroyant tidal wave that swept across the city leaving only ruination in its wake. As the larger groups of survivors moved to the East to defend what remained of their city, Dr. Schwan and his team of researches moved to the west to see of what use they could be in the reconstruction effort. With this purpose in mind, Albert found himself in New Arkham, screwdriver and NT syringe both at the ready, going over suburb restoration plans with Scouteric of the Wulves. <br><br> | ||
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Though the fabric does have a tendency to cause infection-like symptoms in some customers and severe rashes in others, these side effects are only experienced by 30-40% of people and can be treated with micro injections of NT solution at the affected areas. Dr. Schwan maintains that the advantages to be gained by color coding the living and the dead far outweigh the cost. | Though the fabric does have a tendency to cause infection-like symptoms in some customers and severe rashes in others, these side effects are only experienced by 30-40% of people and can be treated with micro injections of NT solution at the affected areas. Dr. Schwan maintains that the advantages to be gained by color coding the living and the dead far outweigh the cost. | ||
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For Zombies | For Zombies | ||
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Shown here in a Mega-Horde application | Shown here in a Mega-Horde application | ||
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<center>To order and use Schwan Brand Rot-Cotton T-shirts simply copy the code for the following tag to your user page | |||
{{flagbox|pink|dsfabric.png|[[Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team/Les Produits du Textile de Médecin Schwan|D.S. Textiles]]|This user keeps it casual with Schwan Brand Rot-Cotton T-shirts}}</center> | |||
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==Custom Mask Line== | ===<font size=5>Custom Mask Line</font>== | ||
Made of Schwan brand Bioply Ceramic! | Made of Schwan brand Bioply Ceramic! | ||
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Many months had come and gone and changed the face of Malton. After the dead came the snows, and after that , a blighted renaissance. The forbidden science of cloning a fully functioning individual, once only practiced in dark recesses by a vulgar elite, had spread its corrupt wings to envelope the city. Streets and buildings were full of beings more drone than human bearing designations where they should bear names. The already complex definition of "life" in Malton was changing. Was this what science had become? Albert Schwan could not believe it!<br><br> | Many months had come and gone and changed the face of Malton. After the dead came the snows, and after that , a blighted renaissance. The forbidden science of cloning a fully functioning individual, once only practiced in dark recesses by a vulgar elite, had spread its corrupt wings to envelope the city. Streets and buildings were full of beings more drone than human bearing designations where they should bear names. The already complex definition of "life" in Malton was changing. Was this what science had become? Albert Schwan could not believe it!<br><br> | ||
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Content with the end result, Albert packaged the first order for shipment and shipped it to the most ignorant group he could think of who resided in North and South Blythville. Doing so, he was satisfied, would ensure that it fell into the hands of the Knights eventually. <br> | Content with the end result, Albert packaged the first order for shipment and shipped it to the most ignorant group he could think of who resided in North and South Blythville. Doing so, he was satisfied, would ensure that it fell into the hands of the Knights eventually. <br> | ||
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<center>To order and use Schwan brand Bioply Ceramic Masks simply copy the code for the following tag to your user page | |||
{{flagbox|pink|dsmaskpic.png|[[Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team/Les Produits du Textile de Médecin Schwan|D.S. Textiles]]|This user’s identity is protected by Schwan brand Bioply Ceramic.}} | {{flagbox|pink|dsmaskpic.png|[[Dr. schwan’s Research and Development Team/Les Produits du Textile de Médecin Schwan|D.S. Textiles]]|This user’s identity is protected by Schwan brand Bioply Ceramic.}}</center> | ||
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==Other Products and Services== | ==Other Products and Services== |
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