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| Danversbank Relief and Reconstruction Project | |
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| Abbreviation: | DRRP |
| Group Numbers: | 20-something |
| Leadership: | One and all... |
| Goals: | To have more fun than a touring funk band. Sing it! |
| Recruitment Policy: | Somewhat motivated survivors of all levels, ideally aged 18 or older. |
| Contact: | DRRP members in-game. Alternatively visit our forum |
The Danversbank Relief and Reconstruction Project (DRRP) is an emergency management group operating in the suburb of Danversbank (duh). While we are somewhat interested in keeping the area safe for our fellow survivors, our true calling is the dissemination of witticisms while under the influence, and generally having more fun than should be allowable in the midst of a horrifying-yet-somehow-hilarious zombie apocalypse. The DRRP is absolutely committed (if we’re not too tired or hungover) to establishing a self-sufficient community. We encourage survivors to get to know one another and, if circumstances permit, procreate. Seriously, it’s the end of the world as we know it. Do it for the kids!
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Short-wave Radio Info |
| This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency.
Frequency: 26.90 MHz |
Mission and Protocol
- Supply
Do you need bullets, FAKs, needles, beer, toilet paper? Well, come on down! If you’re lucky at least one of our resource buildings will be illuminated for your pleasure. Power to the people!
- Communication
We talk. We talk a lot. We used to have radio transmitters placed strategically about town, but it’s such a drag schlepping those bad boys all the way back from the mall, and we’re pretty lazy these days, so if you want to talk to us your best bet is to come on over to the forum.
- Barricades
We do not enjoy being eaten by zombies; nor do we enjoy lifting heavy equipment and hard work in general. This presents a problem, as barricading (hard work) is really the only way to prevent being eaten by zombies (very painful). Therefore, we will enforce the Provisional Danversbank Barricade Plan (PDBP) at all costs!—(if we’re not too tired or hungover.)
- Public Services
If you’re undead and would prefer not to be, there are two revive points in our pretty hell: the cemetery [73, 97] located between St. Simon's Church and Teresa General Hospital, and Angerstein Park [75, 92], located one block south of the Kynaston Building (NT). Both RPs are listed on the PDBP and tagged with a link to the Revive Request Tool. Post a revive request at this site if you want to live. If you're too lazy to make a few keystrokes, then we can't be bothered to leave the party and stick your ass. Suck it up! For more information regarding undeath and how best to reverse it please visit the lovely Gina Semple.
- Armed Response
Some of us like to kill things. Some of us would rather flirt. Those of us who like to kill things direct our bloodlust toward hostile zombies, zombie spaiz (OMG!), jackasses, alcohol prohibitionists, GKers and slow-witted PKers. We don't tolerate PKing within the bounds of Danversbank, although we have been known to chuckle at a witty assassination or two. All murderers will be reported to the Malton Police Department and immortalized on our Wall of Shame. Clever killers may receive some kind words; all inept and/or yawn-inducing killers will be humiliated.
Inventory
We carry stuff. Without stuff there wouldn’t be any stuff to do stuff with. Once upon a time (and a very long time ago it was) we could carry all the stuff we wanted. We’re talking about a lot of stuff, a ridiculous, impossible amount of stuff. We carry less stuff now, but it’s still pretty ridiculous when you think about it. Anyway, it’s up to you to decide what stuff to carry, but we suggest that you keep a fire axe or a crowbar (these are best for knocking down barricades), some beer bottles for pub brawls, a toolbox (you too can play Bob the Builder), and, of course, Tic Tacs.
How to Volunteer
We are currently seeking somewhat motivated scientists, doctors, scroungers, builders, community outreach specialists, lesbian pirates, bartenders and zombie hunters. Please find us in-game in one of the 49 buildings in the suburb, or come on over to our forum.
Current Membership
Allies
Department Of Emergency Management
Hollomstown Area Regional Defense
Retired Members
The Wall of Shame (Do Not Revive List)
Do not randomly revive zombies unless you have a damn good reason for doing so (i.e. the zombie is cute and you want to ask it out). Instead, make use of the DEM Revive Request Tool and the Rogues Gallery. Danversbank is home to many griefers (spiteful people who hate us because we are so good-looking), and if you revive them they will destroy stuff, including people engaged in amorous acts. Those who persistently conduct random revives will themselves be treated as griefers.
- The Wall
- 4sneaky - dedicated zombie / zombie spy
- a32 - dedicated zombie
- AKARunner - PKer (yawn) and possible zerger. Compare profile with runner1313. Both characters active in Danversbank at the time of this posting.
- a whale's vagina - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
- Aurelien - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
- AXEole - generator destroyer who targets NT buildings
- Big Hungry Joe - PKer
- Bloody Tom - text rapist
- Bob Dobbs jr - GKer
- boobletwo - PKer
- cool nYou - text rapist / PKer / GKer / griefer / piteous wretch
- CSM Crenshaw - PKer
- DeathJesterChris - PKer / unimaginative moron
- dion45 - PKer
- Doc Hornbuckle
- Doomtide - PKer
- Dr’Knives - wanted PKer / member of Extinction anti-survivor group / zerger
- Dr'Spears - wanted PKer / member of Extinction anti-survivor group / zerger
- Dropses - griefer / zed spy
- emospider - zed spy
- Flogging Molly - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
- Frank Dodd - PKer (yawn)
- Fred the Fireman - PKer (yawn)
- Ghost Falcon - GKer/PKer
- Inspector Javert - recorded lowering barricades to WO to allow zombies into NT building
- Iron Mike Tyson - wanted PKer
- knobsci
- Lakedredge
- Lenin's Ghost - wanted PKer
- Little Jimmy Osmond - GKer/PKer
- Living Statue
- Masque - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
- MeatballKing (AKA Meatless Queen) - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
- metaly - GKer
- mory310
- needleman - zed spy
- NG Bad - zed spy /debarricader / PKer
- Nuke Texas - wanted PKer
- Paddy McPiggy - text rapist / wanted PKer
- Palmer Z - abusive griefer / random reviver
- Raging Bone
- Rizzes - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
- ruinedtongues - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
- runner1313 - PKer (yawn) and possible zerger. Compare profile with AKARunner. Both characters active in Danversbank at the time of this posting.
- Smoking Barrels - text rapist / wanted PKer
- SpiderpigMKII - PKer (yawn)
- tech8383 - wanted PKer
- Tom Deat - member of Philosophe Knights
- Vandr - wanted PKer (amusing, but still a scoundrel)
- voodojuice - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
- wburke - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
- Well Dressed Man - wanted PKer
- Wrathful - wanted PKer / member of Philosophe Knights
Sponsored Policies
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Sacred Ground Policy Supporter |
| This user or group supports the Sacred Ground Policy and acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points. |
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Planned Revivification |
| This user or group supports organized revivification. |
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Malton Hospitals Group |
| This user or group supports MHG in their attempt to restore health care in Malton. |
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Malton Police Departments Group |
| This user or group supports the MPDG in their attempt at restoring law and order in Malton. |
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Malton Citizens Broadcast |
| This user or group is not nearly sober enough to follow the
Radio Transmission Conduct Protocol |
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Where Are The Women? |
| This user or group supports Cybele's Children and agrees that there should be more female characters in Malton. |
News
August 11th, 2008 - R33F3RM4N
Lesbian Pirates ahoy! Come join us in cruising the suburbs of Malton.
June 26th, 2008 - Paddy
We are out of the suburb on important business. Good luck.
August 17th, 2007 - R33F3RM4N
Fort Perryn will be the scene of fierce fighting this weekend. DRRP personnel will be available to provide medical assistance to those who fall in the fighting. Please use the DEM Revive Request Tool to request revives at the standard Danversbank and Whittenside RPs.
July 16th, 2007 - R33F3RM4N
A much needed update - retired members have been removed to their own category, allies have been updated. The S of the suburb is surprisingly quiet, the only exception being the area near MGH and Lea Ave FS, both of which are subject to frequent attacks.
