User talk:Amazing

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JESUS Bike-Riding CHRIST.......again

For one of our own was crucified for our sins and left this plane for five long years, while our spirits soured and crops withered. It was foretold our lord and saviour Amazing would return one day to govern the masses.

That day is here.

Rejoice o brethren of the beard! Sing high to the angels that greatness once again walks among us mortal men! For everyone else, your bikes await. Ride on to the darkness, cast away from the light of the bearded way! Hallelujah! --Zod Rhombus 01:24, 23 April 2011 (BST)

Gosh, it's almost like you think I was God or something. (HOLY SHIT I'M KIDDING YOU GUYS.) -- JJJameson 03:13, 23 April 2011 (BST)

Response.

1. Yes 2.Yes 3.Yes 4. Make a request on the Vandal Banning page if you have a concern. --Rosslessness 23:50, 22 April 2011 (BST)

The questions were:

1. If a tree falls in the woods, does it make you horny?
2. Can I have a bite of your Egg McMuffin?
3. Am I going to get banned again right away?
4. What should I do if the headmaster at my school keeps calling me into his office for "special touching"?

-- JJJameson 03:13, 23 April 2011 (BST)

Also, I have no idea why my screen name was set to JJJameson. -- Amazing?! 03:23, 23 April 2011 (BST)

I really can't stand mcmuffins. They don't seem real.--Rosslessness 12:39, 23 April 2011 (BST)

That explains why you didn't so much give me a bite of it as cram it in my face while I wept. -- Amazing?! 18:18, 23 April 2011 (BST)

lurrve u

I did it! I helped get you unbanned! Now don't make me look silly -- ϑ^anceϑ^anceℜ^evolution 12:31, 23 April 2011 (BST)

So... no writing on your face while you nap? :( -- Amazing?! 18:18, 23 April 2011 (BST)

Welcome back, Amazing. :D --Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 18:53, 23 April 2011 (BST)

Why Mr. Koponen, you're trying to seduce me. -- Amazing?! 19:14, 23 April 2011 (BST)

Damn straight.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} ^^^ 19:46, 23 April 2011 (BST)

*Runs out of the room quickly*--Arthur Dent BIN LADEN IS DEAD!!!!! 20:29, 23 April 2011

oh look

look who is active again... glad to see you around this place again, 'mate. Sorry i didnt took a bigger part in this than i was hoping, but i was kind of busy renting a new home for myself and the lady :) --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{[talk] [wcdz]} 20:13, 25 April 2011 (BST)

On the contrary, if you hadn't been posting about it, no one would have cared to do anything. Give yourself credit. :) Also, it looks like Arthur ran out of the room so fast he forgot to close the tag behind him. -- Amazing?! 00:39, 26 April 2011 (BST)

because i can

and nobody cares about me here. welcome back here. maybe >.> -leaves cookies on a plate on a table over there---Mikalos209 04:47, 26 April 2011 (BST)

Thanks for the cookies and the welcome. I'll try not to choke on either. :) -- Amazing?! 06:51, 27 April 2011 (BST)

Zar's Nostalgia Corner

I swung by the wiki to see whats up with UD, as I do every few months, and who else should I see but Amazing! I can remember when me and grim were always hashing it out with you. Until we banned you. And Grim went kind of nuts and I banned him. And then people kept writing new policies about stuff and I stopped paying attention. Five years, makes me feel old! Unfortunately I'm retired now, so I won't be available to be locked in endless wiki-combat with you. I'm sure you'll find something else do though. Wish you all the best in your new lease on life. XOXOXOXO. --Zaruthustra^{Still a Mod in His Mind} 05:06, 29 April 2011 (BST)