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== Shirley Q Liquor is proud to accept this award on behalf of the mens of Malton == | == Shirley Q Liquor is proud to accept this award on behalf of the mens of Malton == | ||
I has been chased by many of the mens of Malton, includin' my baby-daddy Calogero Vizzini. So I think ahm a shoe-in for winnin' this beauty contest. You'll find [[User:Samhain Sam/Shirley|my page]] here & my [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1450738 birth certificate] here. My turn-ons are menthol cigarettes & havin' my feet rubbed. I don't do turn-offs, I | I has been chased by many of the mens of Malton, includin' my baby-daddy Calogero Vizzini. So I think ahm a shoe-in for winnin' this beauty contest. You'll find [[User:Samhain Sam/Shirley|my page]] here & my [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=1450738 birth certificate] here. My turn-ons are menthol cigarettes & havin' my feet rubbed. I don't do turn-offs, I mould & shape my lil' minions so that they only please their mistress. My hobbies are [http://rg.urbandead.net/profiles/view/1450738 makin'] new friends, playin' bridge with my [[With_Blackjack_and_Hookers|family]] and bein' the Deacon of the [[Red_Rum|The Mount Holy Olive Second Baptist Zion Church of God in Christ of Resurrected Latter-Day Saints AME Hallelujah Jesus]]. | ||
--[[User:Samhain Sam|Shirley Q Liquor A.K.A. God's Gift to Mens]] 05:34, 25 August 2011 (BST) | --[[User:Samhain Sam|Shirley Q Liquor A.K.A. God's Gift to Mens]] 05:34, 25 August 2011 (BST) | ||
Revision as of 00:02, 26 August 2011
Please add all submissions, questions, advice, etc. here....Thanx!
Ashley Valentine
Please let me make you aware that I, Ashley Valentine, graciously accept your invitation to be part of the Ms Malton 2011 Beauty Pageant. You can get a better look at me here, and I will be uploading my profile picture shortly. Stay tuned; I'll be bringing you world peace shortly, babe. --Ash | T | яя | 01:37, 19 July 2011 (BST)
Sally A Summers
How delightful! Stay tuned as I fill this section with my application. XΩXΩX, Template:SallySig 23:00, 29 July 2011 (BST)
- Sally, you ignorant slut!--User:Sexualharrison23:19, 29 July 2011 (bst)
- I am not ignorant! Template:SallySig 23:29, 29 July 2011 (BST)
My nomination...
I hearby nominate every single member of the Heathers. I'm sure 
Albert Schwan will agree with me. Asheets 23:36, 8 August 2011 (BST)
Ms. Anthropy
She's simply stunning. ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾᚨᚾᛏ 05:29, 23 August 2011 (BST)
She is hot and has a haircut that could kill. Brother BD PK Talk PST 05:38, 23 August 2011 (BST)
Shirley Q Liquor is proud to accept this award on behalf of the mens of Malton
I has been chased by many of the mens of Malton, includin' my baby-daddy Calogero Vizzini. So I think ahm a shoe-in for winnin' this beauty contest. You'll find my page here & my birth certificate here. My turn-ons are menthol cigarettes & havin' my feet rubbed. I don't do turn-offs, I mould & shape my lil' minions so that they only please their mistress. My hobbies are makin' new friends, playin' bridge with my family and bein' the Deacon of the The Mount Holy Olive Second Baptist Zion Church of God in Christ of Resurrected Latter-Day Saints AME Hallelujah Jesus.
--Shirley Q Liquor A.K.A. God's Gift to Mens 05:34, 25 August 2011 (BST)
