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 Cometh the Axeman
Tarquin Parrott (known to his prison buddies as Cometh the Axeman) – convicted murderer, legendary drunkard, and father of the infamous Cutey Snugglekins.
Surrounded by dozens of zombies and with no police to stop him, he found himself right at home... but is it only a matter of time before he starts taking out his violent tendencies on the living? Or will the abundance of alcohol still flowing in the city simply lead to a one-man drunken rampage of vandalism, obscene graffiti and pools of vomit littering the streets? BackgroundParrott had been known to the authorities for many years for various drink-related incidents, such as assaulting a policeman then vomiting into his helmet. After years of counselling, he appeared to be getting his life back on track and he settled down in his home suburb of Yagoton with his wife Gladys and their young daughter Tabitha. Unfortunately, the abundance of alcohol in this area was too much of a temptation and he soon slipped back into his addiction. This caused untold strain on his marriage, which came to a head when he staggered back home to find his wife bumping uglies with their next-door neighbour. This instantly sparked a vodka-fuelled rage. Grabbing a nearby fire axe (which he reportedly kept in a bedroom wardrobe "for protection against burglars"), he launched into a frenzied attack and severed his neighbour's arm. The bloodied neighbour was able to scramble out of the house and escape his attacker, raising the alarm at the nearest police station. Upon arriving at the scene, they found young Tabitha standing standing over his wife's dismembered corpse with a traumatised, spaced-out look in her eyes. She escaped from care that night, and it is believed that this trauma affected her psychologically as she has since become known for a number of killings herself. Parrot meanwhile went on the run, evading capture for a number of days. The sheer brutality of the case attracted attention from the national media, and scores of reporters and paparazzi arrived to cover the manhunt. He was eventually cornered in an abandoned building and, after a brief tasering, Parrott was arrested. He was remanded in custody at Holsgrove Row Police Department, the only police station with padded cells and a tasteful line in straitjackets, to await his trial. Unfortunately, that trial never occurred due to a slight problem with dead people rising up and eating brains. He escaped his cell when the station was first attacked, grabbing his trusty axe from the evidence locker and once again going into hiding. According to medical observers flying over the city with external military forces, he roamed the city, surfacing only to scavenge drinks from looted bars and take a few well-aimed swipes at unwitting zombies. It is theorised that this abundance of targets has helped to calm his violent urges, even when completely pissed out of his skull. Latest reports indicate he has settled at Branagan Row Fire Station in Greentown where he has even taken part in reconstruction work with his new-found friends. He can usually be found sleeping off a hangover on an easy chair mounted the roof by his group's resident knife-wielding ape. Toxicology reportFindings from a post-mortem conducted some months ago on a then-undead Axeman indicate that the sheer amount of alcohol and other unidentified chemicals in his blood causes a somewhat undesirable reaction to the infection carried by some zombies, in as such as when revived while still infected he will go on a wrecking spree. However, if not infected he is generally docile and will act as a constructive member of society. This effectively makes him a triple nature character, as opposed to a dual nature character. If encountered outside of his home, citizens are strongly advised to administer first aid to him at the earliest opportunity, whether living or undead. The following list is a document of known piñatas attributed to this sorry individual: -
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