User talk:Leroy Jankens

Quick tip, kid

Don't go onto other groups pages and start talking shit about them. It's not big or clever. -- Cheese 19:49, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

on dealing with TZH

Leroy, I appreciate your attempt to decrease the griefing of MCM by TZH, but you really can't talk rationally to them. The best solution I've found in dealing with them on the wiki is the delete button. I don't respond to them anywhere, metagame or in-game. I just delete anything they say to me on the wiki - it's all nonsense anyway, and usually obscene nonsense to boot - and they go away faster than if you talk to them. In-game, use the ignore feature. They really aren't worth the time or effort to respond to them.

In-game, TZH is considered to be DNR for obscene griefing, and is not under the protection of the neutral zone, so of course they get killed a lot on campus by the PKers who visit us.

If you'd like to talk, in-game I'm currently off in another suburb visiting friends, but I'll be home in a few days, or you can contact me via mutual friends or via my talk page here.--Violet Begonia _{Dean MCM MOB} 02:15, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

Remember Leroy, this is coming from someone who we have screenshots of shooting people in her very own "Neutral Zone". Also consider that the MCM is a haven for PKer groups galore. You should know. Oh, and Violent Begonia doesn't know shit from shinola when it comes to medicine, let alone a medical school. I should know. You know, I think "Neutral Zones" are bullshit, made up by people who want to harbor PKers. After all, if you're not a PKer and don't have a bullshit bounty on Brainsuck, every building in Malton is a neutral zone. The only people that benefit from this kind of shit are PKer douches like the Philosuck Knuggets. Take anything Begonads here has to say with a large helping of salt. Otherwise you might taste the shit as you're swallowing it. --Dhavid Grohl 23:08, 5 January 2009 (UTC) P.S. Violet, obscene that you whore.

Philosuck Knuggets. Hmm...I liked the Bandit Queens' insult better, because 'Nuggets' just doesn't have the implication that 'Niggets' does. Philosuck Kniggits - yeah, that's got a ring to it. Sure, it's leaning towards a racist implication, but that's always suited Team Zombie Hardcore just fine.

And while I'm here, and though I do realize that logic and reasoning are not endorsed by The Awesome, might I point out that bounty hunters (yes, the same ones you and I both dislike, Grohl) are also found lounging about in MCM, safe from the PKers who usually shoot them dead for the crime of existance? Yeah, I'm guessing that's a pretty softcore observation, am I right? And, well, there's nothing Neutral about most buildings occupied by non-bountied survivors when it comes to PKers. We love to shoot people without bounties; there's a policy PKers came up with just that in mind. But not in the MCM (unless it's one of the PKers who seem to be suffering from shaken baby syndrome). I mean, look for yourself: One of your ex-members has been chilling with PKers, bounty hunters, and some combat revived zombies with no human skills in the MCM lately. He's really quite a hoopy frood; it's no wonder he left your little team when the leadership went downhill.

Sorry, Leroy, for cluttering up your talkpage with stuff, stuff, and more stuff. I'll be on my way, and remember - just as I do every afternoon with a box of dark chocolate and a bottle of Irish Cream - Praise Knowledge! --DT^PK 00:21, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

Wow, you're quite the classy one, aren't you, Mr. Grohl? I mean, "Begonads"? Come on, seriously? --Pestolence^(talk) 00:32, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

LEEEERRRRROOOY JEEEENKINS!

So you say that the MCM is a neutral ground? Says who? The MCM? So who the fuck elected them god of Malton? Guess what, TZH declares that St George's hospital is a warzone, just like everywhere else. We also declare that the Spartans are scum sucking bottom feeding fuckfaces who can get bent. And if the MCM can declare one fucking hospital a neutral zone, then we can declare anything and everything we want. You think there is any law in this game? You're an idiot. Besides, Violet Begonia, fucking leader of the MCM has shot people in that very hospital, we have the screenshots to prove it. Not that we need them, because we don't give a shit what anyone thinks about us, the MCM, or themselves. Fuck Violent Begonia, that bitch doesn't know shit about squat.

And no, we're not bounty hunters. A bounty hunter is someone who hunts down someone who has never done anything to them, someone they heard on some shitty forum that might have killed someone who they do not know... for the sake of BOUNTIES. Hence the fucking term: BOUNTY HUNTER. What we do, is waste the motherfuckers who cross our teammates. If someone has never killed or attacked a TZH member, what do we give a shit what they did in the past, or to other people? We don't care about bounties. People who care about bounties are giant flapping vaginas. If someone kills us once, we aren't going to kill them once back. Thats bullshit. If someone attacks TZH, congrats, they got themselves a war, and we are going to kill that person forever, as many times as we want, or until they apologize for killing a TZH member. THATS our policy. And if you think your policy is any better than ours, you're nothing but a huge ass hypocrite who needs, and will soon recieve a boot enema.

Is our way better than anyone elses? Who fucking cares? Its our way, and thats all that matters to us. You can be dickheads if you want, but we have better things to do. TZH and our allies are the only people in this fucking game who give a shit about freedom, individuality, and standing up for against tyranny. All the rest of you DEM/Brainstock bandwaggoners can fuck off.

And we will always stand up for that. Long after you, and the rest of the shitty spartans have forgotten about this game. Long after the many groups that will come after you... who misunderstand, who bandwaggon, and who throw themselves against the wall that is the Balls to the Whalls philosophy... long after all of this TZH will stand. In short: BALLS TO THE FUCKING WHALLS! --Dhavid Grohl 20:32, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

Not affiliated with either of you in anyway, but I have one question. You guys "give a shit about freedom, individuality, and standing up for against tyranny", yet you're infringing on the freedoms of all the people who engage in this supposed "neutral ground" policy? Doesn't quite match up mate.

But so we're clear, I don't really care. Kill, eat 'em, chat with 'em all the same to me.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:36, 30 December 2008 (UTC)

That is clearly a valid point, Mr. Stupid Name. In fact when the MCM first entered the scene, we gave out our support to them trying to create a safe zone. While we didn't consider it to actually be legit, we had no reason to mess with it. We actually made an attempt to cooperate, considering they weren't doing anything malevolent to us. Gotta kill zombies too, bitches. But of course, we were being killed by d-bags in there anyway and the MCM clearly had no muscle to do anything about it. So that was that, end of story. Don't care. Don't care. --Duke cage 02:42, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Danke Schoen, monsieur craggy cage for explaining the situation, while also being mean and making fun of my name. :'(...:). Well, whatevs. Have fun killing each other I suppose.-- dǝǝɥs oʇ ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:51, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

lol "standing up for against tyranny"? Only thing you stand up for is to go spit out Whalberg's cum. Get back on your knees dhavid drohl, enjoy the oncoming retirement party. Feel free to bring up the fact the Whalberg killed me, that's fine. Sad that's the only competent member in the whole group. --PFC 07:23, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Lol, you suck at griefing and so does your DORIS *cough*"sig". --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 18:48, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Why the cough? Too much Whalberg piss? W/e. My group doesn't allow me to grief, but that didn't stop me from getting everyone else riled up to do it. Once again, enjoy your retirement party. WHALLS GOT NO BALLS LULZ!!1!!!--PFC 22:27, 31 December 2008 (UTC)

Why the suck there PFC? Can't get it up without sucking a fat one on the urbandead wiki for a bit? Gotta stroke your ego here before your boyfriend can stroke your clit-penis up for a few seconds. Probably. Tell you what there douche bag next time you need some of your wierd sexual thrills leave us out of it and stick to sheep molestation. Its easier on everyone, including you. Well maybe not the sheep, but if your sister is telling the truth the sheep probably won't even know you're there. And don't bother with an indignant reply, because we all know that shit is coming. Fuck, I can already smell it spewing from that pole orifice you call your mouth. I can't call it a mouth. Mouths have teeth, not black ass little stubs left over from years of whoring your body to meth dealers with a transvestite fetish for their "product". Listen up worm, you have no fucking idea who you are dealing with. You have no idea who we are. We are not stupid, and we are not small. We will not be cowed, and most of all we are not impressed. By you, or Leroy Jankity Jank here. So get bent. And when your pair of stones eventually drop get back to us. Learn how to insult someone while you're at it you tool.--Dhavid Grohl 02:04, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Your group doesn't 'allow' you to to grief? Oh what juevos you have! Well apparently they allow you to be a shitbag. This is precisely why we find your kind to be a joke. We don't follow your rules, and we don't have any of our own. AND we don't expect you to follow our standards either... but that also includes that you shouldn't expect us to follow your craptacular procedures either [RG, Bounties, Turd Swallowing, etc]. And if you are trying to pull the ol' Whalberg sucks card out, then bravo. You don't even understand yourself. You don't spit out Whalberg juice, it decapitates you. Thank you for reminding us how much we rock and how sweet it is to know that the biggest douches on UD hate us (as they rightfully should). Balls To The Whalls! and holler to He Who Colonizes Acid Moons --Duke cage 02:39, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

...damn Dhavid Droll double fail. Nice try on both accounts, but nein, not good enuff.

As for duke cage and all of the TZH tough guys, internet shit talking is cute, not threatening. Trenchcoatting more than badass but I laffed so good one.

What the fuck is wrong with meth you garbage? I know you faggots have killed more than a few brain cells on something, how it got so bad as to be considered a fucking lobotomy is beyond me though. Juevos? too macho, mamacita, too macho.

I didn't pull out the whalberg blows card, i actually said he was the only good player in the whole fucking group. I just said you guys suck his dick, which has yet to be denied so I'll go on letting everyone know that you guys are hypocrite homophobes. That means you fail again. Man, I get the feeling this whole group is just...meh. Leroy didn't really need any help, i just felt like making you look dumb and fucking repetitive once again. Have a good day now.--PFC 07:15, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

"HEYCHOOLOOKATMETRENCHFC", you also suck at comebacks, talkin about double accounts... wait... --Obi ^{+ Talk!|TZH|MDK} 12:06, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

PFC, You also never denied that you have no testicles, that you molest animals, that we have all fucked your mom, that you have a small cock and that your sister knows about it. You never denied that you are a douche nibbling chicken fucker, that you are a whining bitch, or that you use tweezers to masturbate. You never denied that you sell your transvestite ass for meth, and that you have no teeth. Guess all those things are true then too huh? You are such a fucking idiot. Way to leave yourself open to all that. Fucktard. Epic Fail for PFC everytime. NARF NARF NARF! --Dhavid Grohl 15:50, 1 January 2009 (UTC)

Character Impersonation of PFC

Hmm, them there words were too big for me understand. I will now just say that you failed, despite even trying to explain why. For you did all fail, you failed at your attempt to make me understand what a giant Turd Smoking Fat Eunuch I am. I also like to inform people that I know other languages so that they stop concentrating on my high concentrated levels of douche-bag-itis. Nein! Niet! No! Kinjiru! I will never EVER touch a WOMAN! PFC, SIGNING OUT! PFC DUKE