Talk:The Spanish Inquisition

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Hey que cuentan? siguen activos?--(x)Alvaromesa^{Talk | Bacardi |MPD | Malton Public Radio} 15:21, 15 April 2009 (BST)

TSI is active and engaged in anti-Zombigensian crusades in Vinetown and to some extent also Pegton and other neighbouring parishes. TSI is not to be confused with The Other Spanish Inquisition, who were rubbish, unable to spell 'Inquisition', and probably defunct now anyway.--Mallrat 07:43, 24 July 2009 (BST)

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18:53, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

Yes, we continue to spread the word of Revivalism, as directed by Pope Brian XIII. Amen! --Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 16:37, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

Pking

Since when did you become a pking group? --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:49, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

Errrm, we're no' a PKing group: read tha handy wee group page fae an explanation o whit we dae, pal.

It involves tekkin oot the trash, hereticks an assorted scumbags wha try tae pollute an corrupt oor fair parish o Vintoon an environs. That includes numpties like any o tha tedious SillyLillyPilly clones wha are a self-confessed PKing group (stated aim "To PK everybody, silly!"), and butthurt wee nonces like Rufus Vanzant wha try tae 'defend' these scruffily dressed hippy chicks wi their poor hygiene an wairse moral standards.

That just leaves removin rotten, zergin griefers like Blair and his many alts as well as tha unamusin prepubescent fart-obsessives known as CAR. End o sermon. Amen!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 13:15, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Well the Rogues Gallery says other wise, This is one of your members is it not? --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 23:27, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

Darn the Rogues Gallery for being down at this time. But if you were to look through each of your members, when the Rogues Gallery is up, you will find at least 4 of your men have been killing innocent people, yourself included Mick [Editor's note: all of these were reported by one person: Rufus himself, after TSI members exacted punishment on Rufus for PKing Mick]. So honestly this time, when did you all become PKers?--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 01:35, 25 March 2010 (UTC)

Tha Rogues Gallery has been full o sh!te ever since the RRF (Gore Corpers in partick'lar) made a point o reportin every time wan o thurr wee numpties got tekken doon by a survivor wha actually wants tae survive, not help tha zombies. Jist imagine! We kill tha killers, they can report uz if they want, "Waaah waaah waaaah waaaah," big feckin deal. Frankly we take the Rogues Gallery wi a wee pinch o salt an I advise ye tae dae tha same.

As fae reportin auld Mick tae RG fae killin a SillyLillyPilly, Rufus, if ye really think either runnin or defendin a character called SillyLillyPilly wha plays fae a Pathetic Bill Tribute Band isn't askin fae trouble anywhurr in Vinetoon, think again: and then feck aff anyway, we don't care. An' naw, oor Pope will no' be apologisin'. Amen!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 18:25, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Well since it seems you and your men cannot even let survivors survive anymore I am surprised you haven't just full on converted to PKing because I have not hit one of your men in weeks and I think if this keeps up your men will be KOS and happily hunted by BHers so either 1) your murders of me and my friends stop or 2) your men become up there on the lists of BHers who want to kill PKing scum who will hit survivors who try to help your suburb out. So make your choice, and I am not asking for an apology from your obviously full of shit pope, I just wish to live long enough to finish what I came there for in the first place.--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 21:48, 29 March 2010 (BST)

"Waaah waaah waaaah waaaah."--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 04:02, 30 March 2010 (BST)

Well see now that's not nice, very immature, and making you look more stupid than that accent of yours. I mean sure you probably go through hell trying to "stay in character," but when your accent just doesn't quite fit where you say you are from, you might as well give it up. But also I guess I have my answer. Good choice because I wanted something to do, because sometimes this city has just gotten too dull. See you on the battle field Mick, also tell whichever of your guys that claims that I was "pretending to be part of the DSS" that I was really part of the DSS until I decided to solo against a bunch of accented PKers.--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 21:48, 30 March 2010 (BST)

awww, are the poor pker group getting upset?--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:59, 30 March 2010 (BST)

You see, the rogue gallery confuses me. If he's killed and been reported, why is his Bounty 0? --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:02, 30 March 2010 (BST)

Which one were you looking up? He may have been claimed. Also there is a backlog of reports, many of the newer reports haven't been added. --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 22:04, 30 March 2010 (BST)

Because yes. -- Rahrah is not too happy about another dead lexicon. 22:06, 30 March 2010 (BST) (Silly edit conflict. Twice. Thrice.)

Mick. I'll go and ask Lois. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:05, 30 March 2010 (BST)

I see what you mean.--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 22:07, 30 March 2010 (BST)

RG seems quite bugged at the minute. Ill look into it more tomorrow. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:39, 30 March 2010 (BST)

Wha's callin ma accent stupid? Pegtonian is a UNESCO Heritage Accent ah'll huv ye knaw! Besides, ah'm no' tha wan wha disnae appear tae realise that Urban Deid is oanly a wee game, am I? Fae feck's sake, Rufus, ask SillyLillyPIlly if yous can huv ye baws back an quit yer beelin'.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 14:13, 31 March 2010 (BST)

Don't worry the gallery is all fixed now take a look. --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:34, 31 March 2010 (BST)

Anyone have a clue what the hell that man just said? All I got was mine and Lilly's name and something about his accent and game...I am hopelessly confused...--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 21:54, 31 March 2010 (BST)

"I am hopelessly confused" - Aye, indeed ye are, pal. Meanwhile it appears honest peepul are no' exac'ly queuein up tae bounty hunt auld Mick fae huvvin killed a SillyLillyPilly clone. Ah can oanly hope ye feel better fae knawin it's on record that Mick did Vinetoon that wee favour. Guid luck reachin puberty, Rufus!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 17:15, 1 April 2010 (BST)

Oh haha straight to the puberty jokes? really it went from calling me a baby and crying over a game to puberty joke please to god tell me your jokes get better with time and not worse...Wine vs Milk? which is is Mick? Now I think human beings hit puberty at least before the age(hint the square root of the square root of 104976). So I have obviously hit puberty. I am still growing though because men grow until they are 22. ;) --No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 21:36, 1 April 2010 (BST)

Ah may huv tha Pegtonian accent, but yous tha wan that toks constant sh!te. Ah huv serious doots aboot ye physical and mental health no matter whit age yous are. Ah wull remember yous in ma prayers an' as ah dae my rosary.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 03:45, 2 April 2010 (BST)

Oh ok whatever that means. You guys might want to invest some time into reclaiming the mall, you know since you guys are pro survivor and what not. Don't leave all the work to the "PKer" now.--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 21:06, 2 April 2010 (BST)

Guid tae see ye admit ye PKing guilt - tha first step tae redemption. As it happens a few of us huv jist died defending Goodford PD fra tha heretickal zombie hordes, thank yiz fae askin. Tha mall isn't tha only place in Vintoon ye knaw, ye wee bampot. When ye huv mair spiritual enlightenment ye wull realise this fae yesel'.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 21:02, 3 April 2010 (BST)

Well untill you admit your guilt, I'm afraid to say you can't be redeemed.--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:08, 3 April 2010 (BST)

Well since I didn't admit to PKing and have never PKed anyone who didn't PK, I am not a PKer. I was more quoting you in a sarcastic manner. See the difference? I am not a PKer but I was using your words as a joke. Also you don't have to "huv mair spiritual enlightenment" to realize there are more buildings in a suburb a blind person can tell you a 2x2 building cannot take up a 10x10 suburb.--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 01:29, 4 April 2010 (BST)

Well, thanks yous fae tha laffs Michaleson an Rufus, ye are truly world class numpties, like Bert an Ernie wi'oot tha funny shaped heids. Ah am well aware o what " " means, an am delighted tae find oot that young Master Rufus knaws tha difference between 2x2 an 10x10, at this rate world domination is but a step away fae yiz. Meanwhile Mick disnae appear tae be being hunted doon by tha Vintoon masses, in fact they seem more intent on healin me after my latest unfortunate zombie encounter. Amen tae nurses bearin ointments! Noo aff ye go boys, hold hands if ye want tae.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 07:52, 5 April 2010 (BST)

And his name was Ernie, and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.--^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 16:50, 5 April 2010 (BST)

So, non-PKing Rufus with th' unintentionally hilarious photo on his user page, whit shuid we make o this frank admission o yiz on ye user page - "Well I have decided to just kill. Anyone and everyone." That does sound rather like a wee PKer tokkin, does it no'? C'mon, pal, 'fess up tae ye fav'rite priest, ye knaw ye want tae get it aff ye wee chest!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 20:51, 5 April 2010 (BST)

Well if you knew anything you moronic lump, you would see the date of the updates to my page. No I have had enough with fucking morons like the ones who fill vinetown. So the RDD and requested I join them. Glad you can at least read, now lets get the writing down. Should we make a translation page for your rubbish accent or just make a words most commonly misspelled by Mick? Oh by the way yes I am NOW a PKer--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 23:52, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Ah simply speak in dialect wi' an ivver-so-slight accent, yous tha wan wha actually cannae spell or punctuate. PS please moderate ye language, Pope Brian XIII disapproves o swearin'. Enjoy bein a member of yet another group till they get embarrassed to huv ye, or tired o ye pathetic bleatin'. Go safely noo. Amen!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 04:10, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Good Grief!

Until you learn to be nice and have fun Mick I am afraid I am going to have to kill you... a lot. I warn you now I am very, very good at what I do.

This user loves to Grief your character and suggests you stop using him or her.

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•   Timmah!  

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02:18, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Evidently SillyLillyPilly disnae hav any real friends tae dae her dirty wairk, an Rufus is too feeble tae dae it himself. Fae feck's sake that is pathetic.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 05:27, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Wus wif dis silly occent 'ere. No one stated they were too feeble to defend themselves I am pretty sure you have no idea who Rufus is in game, and if Lilly has no friends why did I show up and kill you? Man...Lilly was right, you are no fun. -- 

•   Timmah!  

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05:39, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Ma accent is tha wan ah grew up wi', when yiz a wean in Pegton that's whit happens. "why did I show up and kill you?" Cause she offered yous free revives, ye poor friendless bassa! As fae bein nae fun, it's no' my job tae entertain morons, griefers an' PKers, so jog on an tek poor wee whinin' SillyLillyPilly and Rufus wi' ye! Meanwhile, ye can keep huntin fae Mick cos everytime ah log on ah'll be revived again. Amen!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 13:42, 6 April 2010 (BST)

YAY! Mick is revived I get to shoot him again! You do realize thats half the fun, your going to be constantly stuck at RP's while your friends have to run around and get needles for you all while trying to hunt me. -- 

•   Timmah!  

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16:04, 6 April 2010 (BST)

We huv better things tae dae than worry aboot one-man griefer armies an their snivellin contractors, pal. In any case we dinnae mind bein targeted by tha ars3hol3s in Vinetoon, it keeps idiots like yous oot o tha other survivors' way. Be sure tae keep reportin yesel in Rogues Gallery as ye build up ye fearsome 'reputation' by killin aff newbies, big man! Thank ye fae playin!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 16:23, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Too bad I'm not a one man army ;) -- 

•   Timmah!  

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17:35, 6 April 2010 (BST)

The plot thickens --^TCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 17:41, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Given yer distinct lack o bawsacks, "one-man army" may be given ye too much credit, Furry. Hope ye've foond yesel' a nice dark rabbit-hole tae hide in wi PatheticBillyPilly an her toyboy Rufus (self-description: "Build: Muscular. Nationality: German." I wuid add: "Gender: Indeterminate". (Amusin' new trenchie pic btw, Rufus, even lamer than tha last. Ye need tae use wan moar along these lines:

Enjoy searchin fae ammo n wanderin tha streets on your hard-man mission, Furry. Not everybody gets aff on chasin priests but evidently yous huv strange tastes.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 18:38, 6 April 2010 (BST)

I'm sorry I can't here you over the sound of how awesome I am. -- 

•   Timmah!  

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19:55, 6 April 2010 (BST)

That pic is win. --Thadeous Oakley 20:59, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Thadeous has tha correct answer. Score 1 point. After tha video-snoozefest that tha griefer posted, please sit back an enjoy this wee clip o tha griefer in real life: he's tha wan wi tha yellow shorts, aboot tae get schooled by Peepul (and Pupil) Power... Remember: in Urban Dead, No-one Ever Really Dies. Amen!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 22:07, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Mick you miserable old cunt you have no clue do you? I wouldn't ever hire a griever to do my work, no offense Col., especially one I have tried to kill myself in the past. I handle my own work, and I watch out for my friends and in turn they watch out for me. Hell I think if anything I am just going to help these guys because you seem to have me all over your mind like a 13 year old girl. Grow up Mick, get a clue and fucking jog on. I have had enough of that accent you picked up to try and be funny. Clearly you can't seem to think up anything better to do than waste your time misspelling everything. It's English not rubbish. You don't write with an accent so cut the shit. I am just waiting for MITS to move out of Richmond Hills before I move out of your horrible little hell hole you call a suburb. But Col. if you are ever in the area that RDD patrol or any of my alts are in just give me a buzz if you need a revive. Not a fan of the Speedee jig you guys did, but hell, it is only cause you beat me to it. I had wanted to kill that guy since I was in CAPD. Also the trenchy pic was because I needed to find a new one of Pete Dunham of the famous GSE.--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 00:02, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Ah think ah may huv touched a nerve...

(PS Rufus sweetheart, ah knaw it wiz SillyLillyPilly wha ran away cryin fae help fra Mr Furry Fetishist an his one-rabbit/one-Oompa Loompa army. Evidently she didnae think ye wiz up tae tha job o watchin oot fae ye friends. Feel better noo?)

--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 04:33, 7 April 2010 (BST)

PPS Rufus, ah'm worried aboot ye noo: accordin tae tha ongoing source of hilarity that is ye user page, ye've turned into a crew-cut undernourished German rent boy (paid in gum by tha look o him), lost 15lbs an two inches o height an ye hair has gone fra brown tae blond - overnight! Most worryingly, ye famously muscular build is noo described as merely "Lean". Whit's gaein on pal? Dae ye need tae see a doctor? That is not normal. Yours, concernedly, Father Mick.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 04:39, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Whats that Mick? -- 

•   Timmah!  

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04:49, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Rufus keeps changin his user page character description, achievin ever-greater levels of lameness. An' given that it's yet another weird German, please tell me tha's no' your ain user picture, Fluffer. PS try no' tae mess wi tha formattin o tha page, it's bad manners.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 07:24, 7 April 2010 (BST)

For the record Mick, impersonation is not a nice thing to do. Editing my comments and Rufus's one more time and I will bring you to A/VB. You have permission as this is your page to delete the comment, but not edit it. -- 

•   Timmah!  

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16:05, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Nae problem, we'll let Rufus's foul mouth speak for itself an' please accept ma apologies fae adding a caption tae ye funny wee picture.

Noo, explain tae me again how griefing wairks: are ye no' supposed tae be killing me, rather than being killed?--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 17:15, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Well see, I kill you, you get two of your boys to stop by and give me the ol' 1,2. Then a 3rd comes by a few hours later and finally finishes up the work. Now I stand at an RP and one of your guys is dumb enough to revive me. I would say I'm playing the game better then you are mate. -- 

•   Timmah!  

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17:27, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Ye furrst kill was a freebie, like tha Japanese victory at Pearl Harbour before war was declared, an as ye said yersel': gettin revived jist means we get tha pleasure o killin yous agin. Noo run along pet an find a nice wee hole tae hide in, like tha cockroach yiz are.--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 20:50, 7 April 2010 (BST)

PS ah'm assumin ye knaw enough history tae be aware that tha Japanese goat thurrr erchies handed tae them on a plate - jist so ye knaw whit tae expect, "mate".--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 20:50, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Well mate, if you knew anything about anything other than your thumb up some hole, you'd know first off it took 5 years for the American's to actually finish off the Japanese, and if it wasn't for that famous German scientist, Albert Einstein, the nuke wouldn't have been made and the Japanese would have handed the Americans their asses on a plate. If you knew anything else you'd know who the guy in the picture is, and that nothing is ever permanent(until the moderators say it is) so my profile is allowed to change. Also the gum thing is from a commercial for trident layers. So stop thinking with your dip stick, Jimmy; and start thinking with your dip stick.--No one ever pays Rufus in gum! 21:38, 7 April 2010 (BST)

Hi from DSS

Hey. This is Sophie from DSS. I just thought of dropping by since we recently moved into Pegton to help with rebuilding chores there. The place looks in fairly decent shape already, though, so we may move on soon in our quest for adrenaline. But anyway, while we're there, if you think we could be of any help to you, say with with revives or repairs or whatnot, just let us know what and where. Keep up the good work, lads. Oh hey, Mick, you may not remember me, but I've always been a fan of yours :) -Sophie ^{◆◆◆ CAPD} 09:05, 6 April 2010 (BST)

Och, auld Mick's blushin tha noo. Sure makes a welcome change fra bein abused by wee numpties like tha halfwits above. We huv some cardinals at wairk in Pegton, repairing, recading an healin oor flock. If ye cuid dae a revival run or twa between the nearby NTs (Rowcliffe, Maver etc) and the Dinovan RP, that wuid be great. There's also a fair bit o regular repair wairk needed in northern Vintoon, fra Gelasius Hospital an St John's Cathedral (oor parish centre) tae Mitchem Mall. We wairk closely wi MERCY so consider them oor closest allies an help oot wi them as ye dae wi us. A few peepul huv taken tae abusin TSI's guid name too, so if ye hav spraycans handy please help remove tha offensive tags an replace wi summat inspirin' or helpful. Ah look forward tae seein ye aroond. Amen!--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 13:49, 6 April 2010 (BST)

St John's Classic Rock

The Vinetown DJ's verdict on Aidan Furry:

1. "Hello Vinetown, it is St. John Classic Rock Station" (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
2. 26.34 MHz: "The message for today: mister Aidan Fury [sic] is no good at" (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
3. 26.34 MHz: "grammar. What a shame, I almost long for the time when" (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
4. 26.34 MHz: "murderers had style... But, well, the world moves on, and we" (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
5. 26.34 MHz: "can not stop it." (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
6. 26.34 MHz: "And the song for today is about killing... Those old killers" (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
7. 26.34 MHz: "of West who had style, not some wimpy zombie infestation" (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
8. 26.34 MHz: "spawns like mentioned mister Aidan".

--Mallrat ^{TSI TKS CTD} 14:06, 6 April 2010 (BST)