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Numbers
About 30 Active on a bad day. Over 60 confirmed regulars. Red Rum in Action


Leadership
-The Red Pants
-The Red Peasant
-The Red Raconteur
-The Red Tuesday

Staff Cabinet
-The Red Desperado
-The Red Pill
-The Red Whine

Retired Staff
-Zaruthustra
-The Red Queen
-The Red Light District
-The Red Menace
-The Red Agent
-The Red Village Idiot
-The Red Rogue
-The Red Joker
-The Red Puppet
-The Red Bishop
-The Red Baron
-The Red Muse
-The Red Rastafarian
-The Red Stranger
-The Red Shirt
-The Red Eye
-The Red Produce
-The Red Star
-The Red Insurgent

Past Departments
Strikers
Berserkers
Wanderers
The Morgue
Ministry of Misinformation

Goals
Entertainment through the homicidal arts.


Recruitment Policy
1. Be a PKer, or PKer sympathizer.
2. Don't be a fool; leave your vendettas behind.
3. (Recommended) Have a pro-survivor and/or zombie alt.
4. Post Here


? The Most Important Thing? ?

Rummers are consistently encouraged to have a healthy habit of shooting everything. Allies, enemies and particularly our own leadership. Friendly fire is the most efficient method, as Rummers get twice the use out of each bullet, less AP is wasted searching for targets and none of us wear flak jackets.

? Bang. BANG BANG BANG ?

Core Policy

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Rummers are absolutely free to wander and shoot anyone and anything they like. This includes Rummers, allies and enemies. Particularly the leadership of Red Rum. Bang. BANG BANG BANG.

Red Rum Body Count

It currently stands at 10029 unfortunate souls. The following are our non-event reporting threads: Archive 1 (June '06 - Nov '06) Archive 2 (Nov '06 - April '07) Archive 3 (July '07 - May '08) Archive 4 (June '08 - October '09) Current Record

Introduction

Are you tired of the stigma attached to murdering people for no adequately explainable reason?

We aren't about petty disputes and vendettas; we're creating a masterpiece. And you, my Mrh Cow friends, are the paint.

Current News

The Big Red Vasectomy Tour

With the Red Ranch completed, Rummers wondered where they would head next. This could have been a time of turmoil, trouble and tarnations, if a member of The Big Prick hadn't come by to tell them about a Mall Tour! Delighted, Rummers packed up a satchel of triangular sandwiches, jam and butter and headed on their way, advancing into the Big Red Vasectomy Tour.

Red Ranch MK II

After a fortunate series of events, the Rummers have descended upon Brooksville to make an outdated, fun and traditionally American past time available to all. Survivors are encouraged to come and join in Hunting Season.

Dia De Los Muertos

It was that time of year again; the time for Red Rum to rise up and unleash its most infamous weapon; the Tommy Gun. Ashley Valentine, the groups ineffectual pair of pants, raked in 17 kills at Marven Mall, and has since been seen howling naked in the moonlight.


For events further in the past, see A History of Violence.